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[lifefuel] farted on a pregnant foid

A pregnant foid winked at me in a full metro as she chose me to stand up and let her sit down

Little did she know i’m Gymmaxxxing and have eaten at least 15 eggs the past days. I was holding it in since the ride was packed, however I smiled and just allowed the eggo protein fart to burst out.

I caught a whiff of the terrible pugnant smell as I walked away.

She will think about this next time she selects the ugliest male to annoy :)

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…You’re a dicknozzle and I can see why you’ll be single for the rest of your misrable, pathetic existence. I’d give you a taste of your own medicine if something like that wasn’t that much beneath me.

Now if you’ll excuse me, this description was so graphic I’ll need some brain bleach.

Well, at least it seems this one has already made peace with never being intimately with a woman. Or anyone for that matter.

El - Fuckin - Stinko.

Imagine being so pumped about farting in the general direction of a "foid" you had to brag about it online.

she chose me to stand up and let her sit down

She chose you? Why didn’t you offer your seat all by yourself? I rarely sit in buses or subways for percisely that reason: why sit down when I going to stand up pretty soon anyway. I’d never let a women stand while I sit.

In fact, I was upset by a friend of mine (30 years my junior) a few years ago. We were together on a bus, both sitting, and I got up to let an older woman have my seat. When another old woman got on, he remained seated. I motioned to him to get up and let her have the seat. He asked me why he should. I asked him if he was kidding. It turned out he had never been taught to give up his seat for weaker people. Kids these days! I was not amused.

And this guy wonders why he can’t get dates.

...and one less woman you'll be having sex with.

Not just because of your anal emissions, little manbaby.

'Gymmaxxxing'... was that in the latest Pokemon Sword and Shield trailer?
I didn't see that one.
As for incels, It is clear that their problems are on them, but it was apparently the woman's fault?

Get a life you disgusting looking prole.

And this guy wonders why the reaction of the “Chads” to him is to humiliate and bully him.

@J68_Blair: Of course it’s the woman’s fault! If women were pure virgins who constantly fuck incels on demand because incels are virgins since all those women who are constantly fucking them on demand aren’t fucking them at all, causing a paradox where everyone on earth is simultaneously an eternal virgin and has had an infinite number of sexual partners… then… um… what was I talking about again?

I suggest that this is just another “things that never happened” (part 22,167,499).

Norm

How did she choose you to stand up? She had probably looked at many people, asking them without words if she could sit down. If you did stand up, YOU chose to stand, and you did the decent thing in this situation. I’m a woman, and if I see someone pregnant or old, or tired when I’m rested, I usually offer them my chair. When I offer it to older men, they usually gesture for me to stay seated, but at least I did offer it to them, and we can both feel that we’re being nice to someone. Have you ever done that, maxxy? Been nice to someone without hating that person for it, I mean…

She doesn’t care one iota about your maxxing, or how many eggs you’ve eaten. If you go to the gym, you’re probably well able to stand and let her sit. She’s gestate-maxxing, after all.

Oh, that’s what the egg-eating was for! Well, that cuts from the decent thing, of course. Oh, and as you had to stand to let her sit, the metro was probably full of people. And now they are all thinking “Wow, that guy smells as ugly as he looks!”, while she might have gotten so used to the growing fetus kicking her guts making her fart now and then, that she didn’t even notice.

One: I find it odd that half the bus wasn't standing up to give a pregnant woman their seat before you had enough time to scowl at the sight of her. Two: Singling out you, someone who no doubt radiates hostility, to ask for a common courtesy seems unlikely and would suggest she thought you had a shred of decency in you not present in anyone else on the bus who decided to keep their seats. Three: Let's say I actually believe out of nowhere a woman asking for your seat winked at you. What am I even supposed to take away from the emphasis you're putting on that gesture? It's typically one of friendliness or flirtation, things you assholes claim don't ever happen to you. Yet you frame it as though it were some kind of mockery. The subtext of everything in your brief description made it sound like she was treating you like she thought you might have been a good person. You clearly proved that to be a mistake as you demonstrated the real reason you're "involuntarily" celibate.

Very mature. Your life is pretty useless when being a petulant shit nugget brings you the closest thing to joy you’ve ever experienced.

rolls eyes

So she’s pregnant…but it sounds like you just gave birth to another incel.

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