Trannie Victimized By Ben Shapiro

I have never heard someone scream to the heavens about how much they're a victim without saying they're a victim, until I saw this. I mean, wow!

And even though this entity is supposed to present as male, it originally started out as female, and continues to cry like a woman the entire conversation, so I will be referring to this person as their appropriate sexual identity. So this innie-wanna-be-an-outie spent five minutes ranting to Ben about how she's, according to her, the victim of sexual assault and got pregnant as a result, and the ability to have an abortion saved her life. I would like to point out the irony that this woman has a very strong desire to be a man(and clearly, making yourself look like Will Weaton is just the peak of masculinity for her). And on the subject of her "assault", I find it quite odd that she would describe it as such and not full on rape, especially since, as with all activists, she'd try to milk it for all its worth, also especially since it led to her getting knocked up. If it was just an "assault", until I see evidence otherwise, I'm going to chalk it up to a drunken one-night-stand that led to buyer's remorse. And then, like the Karen she truly is, this poor pitiful soul just went off about the patriarchy and how Ben, solely Ben it seems, is denigrating and putting down the needs of the trans community, especially trans black women(remember folks, if you want to put emphasis on how much a class needs protecting, just put the word "black" at the start of it!). So once more, while railing against men and the patriarchy, this individual came down with a case of penis envy, and tried to make herself into the very thing that she hates:

This bitch could give Anakin Skywalker tips on self-loathing! The whole time she was popping off, I wanted Ben to ask her "If you hate the patriarchy so much, why did you try to become a man?" I mean, that's what I would ask her! But then again, this is not a mentally sound individual, and I just love how Ben is just staring at this being, trying, like the rest of us, to comprehend the amount of pain and shame that is coursing through her soul to be vomited up in the form of verbal diarrhea, while also laughing at this clownish buffoon! As I said before, no matter how bad my life may get, at least I'm not as fucked up as this individual. Now if you'll excuse me, I got a fan-made Death Battle to work on.