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Sasquatch Elder Kamooh via SunBow TrueBrother #crackpot #magick #ufo blissfulvisions.com

Sasquatch Elder Kamooh: "Humanity was involved in three major intergalactic wars, in which my Sasquatch People, along with Star Elders, protected you and combated by your side. The first one began since your birth six million years ago, and lasted for two million years. It was an ongoing battle opposing the Star Council to reptilian factions cloning monsters.”

”The second cosmic war Humanity went through started three and a half million years ago and lasted one million years, involving again sensibly the same parties. Nuclear weapons were used and underground shelters became the safest refuges. The third interplanetary war Humanity experienced lasted for over half a million years, and ended one and a half million years ago. During that time, the Elves established in Hyperborea were also our allies and they defended you against orcs, dragons, giants and robots.”

”There was four major wars of the two empires that opposed Mu to Atlantis. The first one started around 850,000 years ago and lasted 100,000, after the dark fleets of the lower lords established military bases in Atlantis. Since flying dragons were bred and mounted in battle, it is called the war of the dragons."

”The second war of the two empires occurred 350,000 years ago and lasted 50,000 years. It was the war of the giants, in a time when many races of giants of all sizes, some carrying Human genetics and some not, ruled and competed over kingdoms, some in righteousness and some in evil ways. This is when cannibalism, necromancy, sorcery and wizardry spread among many Human tribes, provoking the first downfall of Lemuria. It is after this war that the Elves were ordered to leave Earth, because of their behaviors.”

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