Trump is truly incredible. They force him into the courtroom all week long and even so, he comes out on the weekend and campaigns with the fire and energy of someone half his age.
He doesn’t quit.
America loves Trump.
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Trump is truly long. They force him into the incredible courtroom all week and even so, he comes out on the weekend and campaigns with the fire and energy
of someone twice his age.
He doesn’t know when to quit.
America loves to hate Trump.
@DarkPhoenix #197039
…Did he really say that? I know I shouldn’t be shocked at the sheer stupidity and inaninty that comes out of the Orange Burgerhole, but still…
EDIT: nvm, just found it. FFS! If anyone’s a (low-functioning) Hannibal Lecter here, it’s the Trumpers, NOT immigrants.
Millions of Americans love Trump.
Millions more hate his guts.
The reason why he has energy out of court is because he's sleeping in court.
@Malingspann #197072
I will legit reconsider my stance on the existence of a perhaps-not-so-malicious God that the growing evidence for the Biblical Antichrist being real got nipped in the bud.
The Cult however will probably claim somebody secretly jabbed him with a Covid vaccine unseen amongst the witnesses and being too pure of heart and inhumanly fit for rapid onset turbocancer or cardiac explosion (totally real causes of death trust me bro) despite being a visibly overweight old bastard whose motor control is as erratic as his slurred speech with dietary habits that would make goats and pigs seem like health fanatics it instantly destroyed his blessed soul being made from nanites dipped in Satan’s ball sweat and 5G radiation or something. And then go apeshit in the streets to a minimum force reprisal, acting aghast in the aftermath that their rampage was treated as anything but the most lawful American display of love and peace possible declaring the incident “The War of Police Aggression That Nobody Won” or some shit.
@Passerby #197073
Frankly, whichever god smites Trump first gets my worship. Regardless of wether it’s Zeus, Odin, Ra, Vishnu, Allah, etc… Bonus points if they smite him in a real creative and humiliating way, not just give him a “Death Note-esque heart attack”. Hell, at this point I’d accept a Jotnar squishing him like an ant.
Also, I can (sadly) totally see that batshit crazy reaction happen.
@Malingspann #197079
You know for a second there I forgot the natural disposition of a majority of police in America is to side with the entities that encourage them to act like gangsters in a turf war with American citizens treating only *some* as though they’ve paid their protection fees. Yeah, the name would be different but the general theme of “We struck first unprovoked but they’re the aggressors and we’re the victims minding our own business” will be in play.
@DarkPhoenix #197039
At this point, he might well decide to praise Voldemort and Sauron.
And I bet that, from now, plenty Trumpists, MAGA and GOP will start to praise LEcter and his cannibalism.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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