The votes for fundie of the year are in! Here are the top minds from around the internet that made this year such an interesting time:
Religious Fundie: Church of Cyprus (6⁄11)
This whole year has been following a theme. It’s a Coronavirus quote, showcasing the typical danger of having people run around thinking magic is real. And, no, this isn’t the only church that thinks this way.
Wingnut: Donald Trump (4/11)
You know it’s a special time when the President of the United States is wingnut of the year. Either we’ve gone off the rails, or he has. And he’s the one who recommended you inject disinfectant and UV radiation to cure the Coronavirus.
Moonbat: Adunaiii (7⁄11)
North Korea apologist? You want to be in a work camp? Who’s stopping you?
Conspiracy: JerseyPine (4⁄11)
It’s an anti-vaxxer, with some stuff about turning boys into girls with genetic engineering. You know, reasonable criticism of the satanic healthcare industry.
Ableist: Nobodysfool777 (3⁄11)
Uh… no. Just, no. That just isn’t done.
Racist: Spartacus (5⁄11)
Passerby did a great breakdown of the basics that are wrong with this. Let’s just say it’s a bit historically tone-deaf. And also ethically tone-deaf.
Sexist: goydivision (3⁄11)
Our typical incel take on amputation, of course, only talking about the most extreme case because nothing else is edgelord enough for them.
Mammon worshiper: Krana Rajan, Parvathi and Kumaresan (3⁄10)
Literally sacrificing people to mammon. Only the most peaceful religion in Tamil Nadu, folks!
Psycho: Raye Johnson (4⁄11)
You paid to have your daughter kidnapped? Where’s the part about what your daughter thought of the experience?
Homophobe: Six unnamed Jakarta vigilantes (5⁄11)
At least this one actually ended in an arrest.
Pedo: Lolimon (7⁄10)
I, personally, abstained from voting on this one, because ew.
COVID: Henry Makow PhD (7⁄10)
Also in the running for Drama Queen of the Year, because I have seen the future, and it is way over-the-top reactions to minor inconveniences.
Funny: David J Stewart (6⁄11)
Sure you are.
Worst Artist: Aubrey Huff (6⁄10)
One-liner: Donald Trump (6⁄11)
“President Trump has done many great things (biggest tax & regulation cuts in history, Space Force, rebuilding our military, fixing the V.A., the Wall), but perhaps the most important of all will be what he is doing now, exposing the massive corruption in our Electoral Process.”
Yeah, he sure showed everybody how weak the checks and balances in the US government are, didn’t he?
Magnetic Crank: Based Frog (6⁄10)
”Opression of most people is actually good.” I wish most quotes had that sort of opening line. It’s so generally awful that I think even most conservatives (because of course based frog is an alt-righter) would recognize how crap it is. And, in any case, the opening line and the name make it clear how to categorize this. It’s a wingnut quote.
… and also has parts that are elitist, ableist, racist, sexist, nationalist. About the only thing it doesn’t do is claim that the present social order is literally handed down by God, and that God doesn’t change and neither should we.
Website: pro-rape.com (8⁄11)
Speaking of opening lines that tell you everything you need to know about the contents, I present the site Pro Rape Dot Com.
Submitter: <@Why?> (7⁄10)
Because you’re so prolific, that’s why.
Troll: @Nomates (6⁄10)
I guess if it helps you sleep at night, you can imagine FSTDT as being run by a bunch of failures. I can’t stop you.
Commenter: @Passerby (6⁄9)
I mean, you wrote the takedown of Spartacus. One of your speeches would earn this award on it own, and you’ve posted a bunch of great comments.
Thanks, and here’s hoping next year will be different.