KIKES ARE BEHIND MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS
I should have guessed this sooner, I knew there was a reason these drinks are so addicting and terrible for your health. I got terrible cavities and high blood sugar from getting addicted to Monster Energy drinks, they really are a very evil/terrible company, even though they are very sweet, delicious and addicting to drink. Kikes are evil and probably have satanic pacts to make the most delicious drinks that fuck up your health the most, other energy drink companies like Rockstar or Redbull don't taste anywhere near as good as Monster energy which is way more addicting.
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I wish i hated someone enough to blame them for my blood sugar levels. As it is, it’s all my own fault. Damnit.
Oh! Maybe it’s Trump’s fault? Fucker. Except i never wanted anything from Trump except silence… Wel, still searching.
Monster Energy is just yet another company out of many that make their money buy selling a combo of sugar and caffeine that many find addictive. There’s nothing particularly special (or Jewish) about them, and other companies that make similar products, such as Red Bull and Rockstar, no doubt have their own customers who’ve developed an excessive fondness for their beverages.
Blaming the Jews for that speaks to both your weakness of character, as well as your unwillingness to properly confront the real causes for your addictive behaviour.
“even though they are very sweet, delicious and addicting to drink.”
No, they’re not. They taste like oversweet cotton candy, melted in corn syrup and contain the fucking taurine as their main “energy” vehicle, which will fuck your heart-pump unless you happen to be an actual cat(in which case still don’t drink it cause the sugar).
Dunno why your hate is specifically directed at Monster, seeing as all those companies are basically lockstep with what they put out and how they flavour it.
Finally, YOU got yourself addicted to them energy drinks, chucklefuck, so therefore TEH JOOOOOOOS. You should honestly seek companionship with that viral vid Cyprus dude who swore up and down that Mosad is hiding his crocs around where he can’t find them. Something tells me it could be a beginning of a beautiful hatred.
Monster Energy Drinks : 2002.
Red Bull : 1987.
Lucozade : 1927.
Was the latter made by Suntory: a Japanese company that is - by definition - blessed by anything other than your Jude o-Christian ‘God': in this case Amaterasu…?!
Just as the Chinese value their alliance with Israel, so does Japan: certainly as a highly educated country. Education is valued here in Britain too. The latter being a British -invented drink. Highly valued here too, thus it's historical heritage here as a product is why it was bought by that Japanese company.
Because they, just as we: including yours truly, haven't done one thing:
Fall asleep during History classes.
Was it a Jew who invented the now Japanese-owned Lucozade, OP…?!
It’s basically sugar water, of course it’s unhealthy!!!! There zero sugar versions which are better, IMO.
That being said, it’s time to put your big boy pants on and make yourself stop buying/drinking Monster energy drinks.
This reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bntfUA6TmLs an old narrative, apparently.
But yes, sugar and phosphoric acid are bad for your teeth. Caffeine can be addictive. It's your responsibility to determine what to drink, right?
Also, in some cases parental and community ignorance doesn't help. Did they teach you how to brush, did they remind you to brush as a kid? Did you have access to fluoride? During her pregnancy, were your mother's higher calcium needs met? Did you even know about sugar and bacteria, plaque? Were you only taught to hate the Jews instead?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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