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[On Michael Cassidy being fined for damaging a statue of Baphonet]

He is guilty of nothing, except a willingness to exercise heroic virtue that too many men lack.

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Again, the state of Iowa found Cassidy guilty of being Christian. The fact that everybody is celebrating him getting a fine and probation as a win shows just how far America has fallen.

Don’t get me wrong. It’s amazing that Cassidy didn’t get the book thrown at him, and he raised far more than he had to pay the Satanists. It’s that in a rightly ordered society, i.e., a confessional integralist state, Cassidy wouldn’t just get off without a fine, he’d be rewarded by the state.

The spiteful mutant Luciferians would be the ones whose guilt would be correctly discerned and punished. But even a partial victory is the best we can hope for at this point, so praise God! And there’s still much more work to be done.

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