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James Lasher #fundie #conspiracy

"...and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth... Except for when James feels it is icky..."

Joel Webbon #fundie #psycho #homophobia

Apostate churches? You mean like those who are shameless servants of Mammon, who worship the Man of Sin, who declare loving one’s neighbour as one loves oneself a sin?

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. #quack #pratt #dunning-kruger

Maybe these facts were stored in places the worm ate?
In any case, this is the perfect illustration of the one flaw in democracy : what if people elect corrupt morons?

Joel Webbon #fundie #psycho #homophobia

Unfortunately, under Trump, this flagrant political involvement will not result in any consequences. If and when sanity is restored in the US, I encourage people to just disband and expropriate the churches which have meddled in politics. This will cripple the Republicans, but hey, last I heard, they were the party of law. They wouldn't complain about the law applying to them, now, would they?

Conservapedia #wingnut

Joel Webbon #fundie #psycho #homophobia

As demonstrated just after his coronation, King Charles III proved he was the Defender of Faith when he - prior to leaving Westminster Abbey - met with various religious leaders: from the Chief Rabbi of Britain & a senior Imam, to even a Catholic Cardinal.

When the new head of the Protestant Church of England showed how inclusive he was, he proved he was the diametric opposite to a previous monarch: King Henry VIII. So you want to seize religious organisations, their properties & lands, fine.

But taking into account the US Constitution and what not only your religion enjoys, Tax Exemption, there’s those who are allowed the same: from Islamic mosques to $cientology Orgs. And not just financial protection under that same Constitution.

So you want the IRS to come a-calling on you & all your ilk over what your particular part of Christianity owes since 1776…?!

Why hasn’t an actual monarch done what another did centuries ago, OP…?!

Hane #fundie

“Then stop acting like it.”
Oh, no! An arrogant Christain disapproves of how i behave! Such SHOCK! Such SHAME! How can i ever appear before my atheist buddies again?

“Of course, you'll hold your nose and use our currency - little hypocrite.”
I assume you still use Norse Gods to refer to the days, right? Thorsday? Wodensday?
And Roman Gods for the months like Janus-uary, Mars-ch?
Why would using someone else’s superstitions be a problem?

"Somehow, God never troubles an atheist when money is involved.”
Now, now, be clear. There are no gods. Just superstitious people. Roosevelt took god OFF the money because he didn’t think the purchase of liquor, tobacco, or whores was a great place for God to be. Congress slapped it back on for virtue signalling.
Not really a threat to my atheism.

“The fact you're an atheist doesn't mean the rest of this country has to change to make you feel better about being a selfish pig.”
No. But they SHOULD obay the fucking law.

Joel Webbon #fundie #psycho #homophobia

Brother Christman #fundie

“If we're going to give those living the gay 'lifestyle' special rights,”
What? What can a gay person do that you cannot?

“we must grant arsonists rights as 'fire bug' Americans”
Arsonists hurt people. Consenting gay partners hurt no one.

"pedophiles rights as 'pederast' Americans,”
Pedophiles hurt minors. Consenting gay partners hurt no one.

“thieves rights as 'sticky finger' Americans,”
Theft is harm. Blowjobs are very much not.

“et cetera.”
Do you have any rational examples that are actual examples?

“You might as well flush the whole thing down the toilet.”
That tends to harm whatever is flushed. How is this confusing to you?

LoneWolf1984 #fundie

Laurie Forti #fundie

“ an "omnivore"; that is, it should eat both plant and animal matter.”
Nope.
‘Omnivore,’ does not mean ‘should.’
It means we ‘can.’ If you become a vegetarian, that doesn’t make you an herbivore. And being a meatarian doesn’t make one a carnivore.
The term just refers to what our digestive system is capable of handling. Which is WHY bacon tastes so good, but nothing to do with whether or not my doctor WANTS me to eat bacon.

KingdomCome #fundie

“atheism is a sort of humanism”
Humanism is a belief that humans are basically good.
Sweet JESUS that’s not what most atheists believe.

“and worship of one's self”
Yeah, the people walking around during the pandemic, saying ‘Humans ARE a virus’ and ‘Earth is healing without us’ really see themselves as a god of some sort.

“whether they admit it or not.”
Do you have anything better for evidence than to arrogantly say it and self-confirm it?

Mangez Merde #fundie

“since the flood would have killed all plant life”
You forget the olive branch the Dove brought back, huh?
Plants are not alive in the biblical narrative. They don’t have nostrils. So Noah didn’t have to save any.
Or bugs.
Or fish.
Earthworms. Spiders. Spore, molds, and fungus. It just waited out the Flood.

Brent Freshour #fundie

“what makes you so sure children, obviously not talking about babies or tiny kids here, but am including anyone past puberty, cannot consent?”
As mentioned above, the law. And there’s a reason we don’t let kids sign contracts because they literally do not consider the consequences. The brain doesn’t work that way until about 23 or so.
So even if they say, ‘yeah, okay,’ they cannot consent. It’s also why the need a parent or guardian for medical decisions.

“Our minds are not mature fully until our mid 20s.”
Yep.

“It's documented that 18 and even 20 year olds are not fully capable of understanding the consequences of their actions at all times.”
Exactly. So it’s not ‘assume’ they can’t consent, it’s ‘understand’ they cannot consent.

“But we let them screw anyone they wish.”
No, we really do not. Ah, but you mean we don’t call it ‘statutory rape’ if everyone involved is 13. Yes, they can’t consent, nor do they qualify as predators.

“I was 13 once, and I believe then I was fully capable of determining who I wanted to have sex with and who I would not have had sex with.”
Yep. Me, too.
It just didn’t matter a damn, legally.

“They can consent.”
You JUST argued why they cannot.

“The true crime is that it isn't recognized and people's lives are ruined”
No, sex with a minor is the realio-trulio crime, and if that person’s life is ruined, I’m pretty much okay with it.

Jesse Watters #elitist #psycho #wingnut

“We’re going to purge the homeless and invade our neighbours and it will be awesome!”

Here’s a short skit of how I think Trump holding the Olympic Torch will go.

“Ooh, pretty fire.” *Makes out with torch, head catches fire, does that thing most organic life forms do when on fire, sane people cheer*

Truly, that would be the greatest story ever hula’d.

Andrew John (The Sun) #magick #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

“Is Trump a wizard?”

Oh totally. He’s Albus Dumbasadoorknob, Headmaster of Warts-On-A-Hog’s-Ass School of Business and Chicanery, Sorted into House Griftin’ Boor.

DarthOne #homophobia

Tn to one that he must be listing every case of same-sex child molestation as the only evidence for his theory and that he didn’t even bother with ding a statistical analysis on child molestation, the victims’ and aggressors’ genders and the aggressors’ sexual orientation.

Andrew John (The Sun) #magick #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Sure, Trump is sowing chaos across the world and might be a contender for a worshipper of Chaos Undivided but he isn’t a magician. For starters, he would have to be smarter than he is.

James Lasher #fundie #conspiracy

Man modified its crops and herds since millenias. Compare the domestic breeds with their wild ancestors.

Andrew John (The Sun) #magick #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Have you paid any attention to Trump’s insults? He can come up with one per person and uses that for fucking ever.
If he knew magic, he’d know ONE spell. I’d bet Fireball. Flashy, not as expensive as it looks, and damaging. And he’d probably throw it with sponges soaked in gasoline, to lie about what level he can reach.
He’d be predicatble, and ineffective, but dramatic.
And his base would lap it up.
“And that’s when I told the King of Mexico…(Dramatic pause)”
Crowd: “FIREBALL!”

Trump doesn’t really use chaos, disruption and belief as a source of power. His memory is so bad he doesn’t remember what he did yesterday and he has a pathological aversion to taking responsibility.
And a large part of the reason he wanted to be president is because he isn’t part of the global elite. The old school in NY and the political network shunned him because he is too low class. The only people that deal with him are the ones with enough money they can just straight up bribe him or the ones willing to say anything to butter him up.

DarthOne #homophobia

Natalia Alba #magick #ufo #quack #conspiracy

Andrew John (The Sun) #magick #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

1. Belief as a Tool

You should have stopped there, OP.

…even though that… thing isn’t the sharpest one in the box. Like an old chisel.

Certainly has a face like a bag of them.

Just as keen as a blunt one: as this emerging scandal proves.

James Lasher #fundie #conspiracy

There are, what, 400 to 450 breeds of dog? If that's not "blurring the lines of what God originally made," I don't know what is.

Andrew John (The Sun) #magick #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Well, he certainly seems to be trying to impress each of the Four Brothers - living a life of excess and debauchery, encouraging political violence and police brutality while holding ambitions of war, scheming to fundamentally transform the United States, appointing people to lead the health system with bitter enemies of disease control…

Ayoola Hamilton-Tikare #fundie

“Let me spell it out. Homosexuality came about when people turned their backs on God and followed their own warped desires,”
So, those Gay Lions in Kenya, that the local politician blames on gay tourists, they turned THEIR backs on God?

And, really, if they HAVE warped desires to follow, then they must have been born with them, huh? You’re saying they turned gay when they let themselves be gay, which they already felt.

James Lasher #fundie #conspiracy

“there’s one question almost nobody is asking: What does this mean spiritually?”
Not really a science question. Science can’t do ‘woo.’

“But have we stopped to think—what exactly were the days of Noah like?”
Since it’s fiction, cribbed from another religion, they were like anything you want them to be like.

" and it was so serious that God brought the flood to wipe out nearly all life on Earth.”
This is from the same book that only thinks beings that breathe through nostrils are alive. Not trees, flowers, ants, clams, trout…. Not terribly worried.

“And now here we are, once again, playing with ancient DNA—blurring the lines of what God originally made.”
Um, look up the history of the Banana. We’ve been manipulating DNA for a long, long, long time.

Anonymous #sexist

“Lesbian porn is a sign of a beta-male”
Well, ‘beta-male’ is incel speak for someone who has successfully attracted a mate and is raising their own child(ren), so, okay.

“While watching any kind of porn is already pretty pathetic there is nothing worse than a straight guy watching lesbian porn.”
it’s porn, dipshit. Watch whatever turns you on. What’s pathetic is being concerned about what other people will think of your porn choices.

“When a person is young and watches lesbian porn they do so because they are too unfamiliar with the concept of sex to imagine themselves doing it.”
Or, they do so because it gets them hot.

“However if a grown man watches lesbian porn it indicates that
1:He's so insecure that he can't even imagine himself partaking in physical contact with a female.”
Dude, I’ve been married for 40 years. If i couldn’t imagine it, i could just ‘remember.’

“2:Hes fine with allowing his mate have sex with another potential mate pointing to a cuckold fetish”
Uh…. I don’t imagine any of the people in porn to be my actual partner. I suppose it’s time to once more point out PORN IS NOT REAL LIFE, IDIOT!

“So if you watch lesbian porn you need to either change your ways or accept yourself as a beta.”
Frankly, i get tired of watching porn actresses trying so desperately to make the male’s dick look hard. I mean, i get it. He’d probably filmed twenty scenes that day, and Viagra can only do so much. But it takes me out of enjoying the scene when i see that sort of thing

James Lasher #fundie #conspiracy

DarthOne #homophobia

DarthOne (is told of 12 year old girls being forced to date men in their 30s): “That’s DICK TO PUSSY! And that’s not AGAINST NATURE!!”

Jonas E. Alexis #racist #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

ulix #fundie

“Yes, people should focus on stopping men from raping, and one way to do that is not to excite them.”
This is the reason women in some countries wear burkhas. Women wearing burkhas still get raped.
Blaming the women for ‘exciting men’ is NOT the solution.

tifferoo #fundie

“Why hasn't NASA sent humans to these other universes if a human can survive elsewhere?”
Homeschooled?

“I think everytime a space ship blows up, that's God's way of telling us to stay our behinds on the earth where He put us.”
Hey, How about a deal. I’ll pay you $100 for every space ship (any vehicle which can take a human into orbit and returning the payload (passengers) to the Earth) that’s exploded on launch, or crashed on the way down, if you’ll give me $10 for every launch that didn’t end in a fireball.

"Going in space is just disrupting the heavens.”
‘Kay.

Arthur Schaper #wingnut

Jesse Watters #elitist #psycho #wingnut

@TheKingOfRhye #220732 @Indicible #220725

A lot of Trumpies believe that homeless people aren’t homeless because they’re poor, they’re homeless because they’re “too lazy to work”. They believe that they’ve got giant mansions (somewhere, funny how no one ever lives next to a person who is pretending to be homeless), they get into “$50,000 trucks!” when they’re done with a day of begging, and then go clean up and get a 5 star meal or something with their day’s gatherings.

Regardless of the fact that none of this really makes sense, that most people would rather have a get their money in a situation where they are safe from being arrested, beaten, run over by traffic, etc, where they get a guaranteed amount, and aren’t out in the worst of the summer’s heat or winter’s cold.

I’ve known one dude who claimed to be homeless but technically wasn’t. Where did he live? In a one room trailer with 3 other people. Not exactly the lap of luxury, nor did they have reliable heat or cooling, but he still felt lucky because he had a place to go out of the elements when others he knew didn’t.

My best friend was homeless. She has MS and she and her husband lived in their car because they got illegally kicked out of the place they were staying before. Why did they get kicked out, you ask? Because she wouldn’t sleep with the asshole landlord. I even let them stay in my place for awhile although I couldn’t let them stay forever because, according to our ridiculous fucking system, I can lose my section 8 for them staying with me.

And I love how dude just says a prison… somewhere! Like he doesn’t have a specific place he wants to send them.

When people stop getting their checks, I think we’re going to have more “Hoovervilles on the White House lawn” type action. Although I’m deeply afraid for anyone who has to ask for help in this… “administration”.

Sorry, I kind of got off track there at the end lol. I hope this isn’t too rambly…

Lisa Guadagna #transphobia #dunning-kruger

I hope you are actually looking into cults and how they work and looking at info from multiple sources. Because they will not just talk about cults in general or just the famous ones - they will talk about some things this person is likely not interested in hearing, like about the cult of Trump and the cults of MLMs, etc. Somehow I doubt this though. I’m guessing this woman’s ‘research’ into cults is more going on anti-trans message boards and yelling into the echo chamber.

DarthOne #homophobia

<@KeithInc.> #220756

He likely filtered out other forms of abuse by not seeing them as abuse. A lot of these dudes who accuse us LGBTQIA+ people of abuse are also completely fine with 12 year old girls being forced to date men in their 30s.

rebuilding #fundie

Chad #fundie #dunning-kruger

“That is sooo stupid.”
I will admit, i don’t think i can match your expertise in stupidity.

“If we evolved from monkies,”
That’s not the plural of monkey.
And we didn’t evolve from monkeys.

“then why do asians look different to africans?”
‘Evolution’ means ‘change over time,’ right? Different races changed in different ways over time.
But there’s also the fact that Asians tend to look LIKE Asians, no? They all evolved together in the same direction.

BonePressed #sexist

“It is IMPOSSIBLE to be happy without a girlfriend”
I seem to remember not being all that depressed when i was a virgin.

“The whole point of our existence is sexual reproduction.”
The whole point of the existence of the SPECIES is that it replicates. Just think of it as throwing yourself over a grenade so that the rest of the squad survives.

“Thus, every part of our body is telling us to "have sex, have sex, have sex".”
I can go, like, HOURS without thinking too much about sex. You’re creepy.

“When you are denied this fundamental human need, you can't help but to feel MISERABLE.”
Meh. I did spend a lot of time in video arcades during my late teens….

“Every school shooter could have been stopped if a femoid actually showed them love.”
But that’s not a switch you can flip. If you’re a sex-obsessed creep with no regard for women as human beings, mighty few will be ABLE to love you.

"It's femoids' fault!”
Right, right. You’re a misogynistic sexist, and THEY”RE in the wrong for not licking your hateful face and letting you touch their underwear.

DarthOne #homophobia

Wait til he sees priests and pastors arrested for paedophilia

Mary Baker #fundie

“Since there is a 50% chance that someone could be either right or wrong and the consequences for being wrong greatly outweigh the consequences for being right,”
Pascal’s wager is STILL a stupid fallacy.

"I think I would stay with being right.”
You just said you had a 50/50 chance of being right. You can’t ASSUME you’re right because of the consequences.
What if you pick the wrong God to worship? Or the wrong WAY to worship them? OR the wrong LANGUAGE to worship them in?

“The odds for being wrong I am not willing to sacrifice my soul for.”
So, wait, 50/50 on having a soul,
times 50/50 on there being a god,
times 1/4000 on picking the right god of all the ones humans have worshiped (And that’s trimming away the evil ones, and about half the demigods and angels and devas and thrones and so on…).
That right there, your chances are 25 out of 100,000.

DarthOne #homophobia

It's almost as if there's a link between stupidity and bigotry!

“It's almost as if there's a link between homosexuality and noncery!”
Only if this ONLY happens with homosexuals, and NEVER happens with straights. Otherwise, it’s not a link.
More likely that some people’s perversion gets a LOT MORE press and other people’s gets downplayed in the media.

“Because this keeps happening”
And how did you filter out any possible bias in your evaluation of the frequency?

“and every ancient society that had laws against homsexuality saw this connection as well!”
No. The bible, for example, says it’s an abomination. it doesn’t explain the reason it’s an abomination, or the consequences for tolerating it, or anything like what you’re claiming.

Anxieyote #psycho

Jesse Watters #elitist #psycho #wingnut

@Timjer #220752
Trump is just one “horse declared a senator” away from being just as inept as a ruler

Unfortunately, he’s still allowed to continue as ruler……

Tucker Carlson and Ernst Roets #racist #conspiracy

But Carlson complained that white people have no “right” to a “homeland” of their own

By all means, do what the resident “Trumplica”(*) did in the awesome film “Mickey 17″ and LEAVE YOUR DUMB, INBRED ASS FOR ANOTHER PLANET. We’ll be rid of you, you’ll have your own nation (for however long it lasts), and we’ll ALL be happier. That your own nation is doomed to collapse within one generation is NOT our problem…

(*)Played brilliantly by Mark Ruffalo.