“I have some questions for you?”
Are you telling me? Or asking me?
“You live in a house right?”
For now.
“Was your house made out of thin air?”
I don’t know. It was 11 years old when we arrived. According to creationists i could only KNOW where it came from if i was there to eyewitness its creation.
“How can you prove to me that a builder build it Right?”
I can’t. Not to the incredibly high standards of evidence you guys demand for some sciences.
“You probably have Paintings hanging off the wall right?”
Fabric art, but effectively the same thing, sure.
“How can you prove to me that a Painter Painted that Paintings?”
Can’t. Again, your standards of evidence are much too high for a simple man like me.
“Was the Painting made out of thin air?”
No idea. None of the artists live here.
“You probably have a car right?
Was the car made out of thin air?”
Might be. I wasn’t there.
“Accidents are ugly cause I was in one.”
Huh? You being in an accident was what made it ugly? Christ, how ugly are YOU?
“How can Big Bang made stuff so beautiful like flowers or Trees or Mountian?”
It didn’t.
“Why does the season Changes each year?”
From the amount of sunlight falling on the Earth. Seasons don’t really change around the equator, not like Canada.
“Why does leaves fall not in spring?”
I used to live in Florida. The leaves sure aw fuck DO fall in spring. They fall all year around.