God hates being in “The Friend Zone.”
Really? How do you know this? Project much?
Yes, we know “confitebor tibi Domine in toto corde meo, in consilio iustorum et congregatione.” It's a beautiful psalm*, but some people have jobs.
And yes: "Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.” (Mat. 22,37-39)
But still, the “friend zone” sounds ok. God knows people have jobs and can’t spend all day and night writing extremist websites and playing steel guitar on YouTube.
*For those who know Latin, the Vulgata translation really is very nice:
Confitebor tibi Domine in toto corde meo, in consilio iustorum et congregatione.
Magna opera Domini, exquisita in omnes voluntates eius.
Confessio et magnificentia opus eius, et iustitia eius manet in saeculum saeculi.
Memoriam fecit mirabilium suorum, misericors et miserator Dominus, escam dedit timentibus se.
Memor erit in saeculum testamenti sui, virtutem operum suorum annuntiabit populo suo:
Ut det illis hereditatem gentium, opera manuum eius veritas et iudicium.
Fidelia omnia mandata eius, confirmata in saeculum saeculi, facta in veritate et aequitate.
Redemptionem misit populo suo, mandavit in aeternum testamentum suum.
Sanctum et terribile nomen eius, initium sapientiae timor Domini:
Intellectus bonus omnibus facientibus eum, laudatio eius manet in saeculum saeculi