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Satire, stroke, or stay away from me I will defend myself?

Rod and Staff Publishers #crackpot #fundie

Just another proof that fundamentalism is totalitarian : everything gets repurposed to serve the legitimisation of their frame of reference, connection to the topic be damned.

Nikita Casap #wingnut #racist #psycho

@Sasha #222523

Hate to be that guy, but he is actually referencing a legitimate thing : the wolf's angle, which has been used by the nazis, notably some SS divisions.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfsangel

Ethan White #wingnut #racist #transphobia #crackpot #pratt #conspiracy

Bryan Fischer #fundie

<@KeithInc.> #222556

As I was teen under Clinton's time in office I may be mistaken but wasn't Don't Ask Don't Tell a failure?

Bryan's answer to rape in military is weaken it and have psychopath rapists as soldiers. Which would not only weaken us but we'd have been more of pariah before Trump

Stepin-Fetchit #sexist #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Rod and Staff Publishers #crackpot #fundie

Nikita Casap #wingnut #racist #psycho

It’s a bad sign when Trump isn’t racist enough for you.

The Marshall Report #wingnut #crackpot #fundie

Rod and Staff Publishers #crackpot #fundie

Why are they trying to smack the bible and math into one? Other than YEC tomfoolery.

Stepin-Fetchit #sexist #wingnut #dunning-kruger

<@KeithInc.> #222539

I’ve had two indecent online proposals, from gay men. I’m a nearly 54-year-old bloke who, let’s face it, is not very attractive.

As there are about 20 times as many straight men as gay ones, I can assume that a middle-aged woman who’s not very attractive might have had 40 indecent online proposals…

The Marshall Report #wingnut #crackpot #fundie

“and the new echo system we are presently living in.”
If you’re trying to invent and spread a new term, like ‘echo system’ you need to explain why you use it. Or you look like an idiot.
If you just don’t bother to read what autocorrect fixes before putting it out, you’ll look like a bigger idiot. I’m going with authocorrect, here.

@Conscience #222547
Acid.
See the ‘Bones’ episode of the mortician that watched zombie movies on acid?
Don’t read biology text books on acid.

Emerald Robinson and Mary Frost #quack #wingnut

That “awkward silence” isn’t really that much of a silence - it’s more just all of the rest of us trying to move on with our lives. And we’re still cleaning up your mess, btw… just because we’re no longer tracking the disease doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.

This is the typical Trump style of “winning”: tell everyone they’re not allowed to talk about a subject that you believe (rightly) makes you look bad, no matter how big, and then when everyone is looking the other way you jump up and declare yourself the winner. Of what? Oh, maybe an election, maybe the conversation, maybe it’s a game solitaire. Who knows?

Stepin-Fetchit #sexist #wingnut #dunning-kruger

So ... you post on Reddit that you think only frustrated losers are on Reddit.

And you think that's specific to women.

won4christ #fundie

“Evolutionists claim creationism is not science because it is based on revelation.”
Science is the effort to understand the universe. ‘God did it’ is just name-dropping, not explaining. It’s also invoking the supernatural, so it’s not naturalistic science, or in other words, ‘Science.’

“But if Genesis 1:1 is revelation, then there is a God and He did create all things.”
A big if. But still, it’s not science. If magic happened that’s something science can never support.

“ On the other hand, atheists say there is no God.”
Not as part of their job, though. SOME scientists are atheists. Some hew to one or another religion.

“Therefore, Genesis 1:1 is a conclusion based on human observation”
That’s a baseless leap of logic. You still haven’t proven that Genesis IS revelation.

“ and is a legitimate scientific theory.”
It’s not a theory. Or a hypoethesis. It’s a story.

“ Genesis 1:1 is scientific or it really is revelation. Either way evolution loses on both accounts”
Not even slightly. Even if it IS revelation, there’s no telling if it’s a revelation of metaphor. God has been said to have spoken in parables elsewhere, no? So even proving it revelation (if you ever could) doesn’t help you against evolution.

bigbunny #fundie

Reminded of this tale. Man was stuck on roof during flood. A raft came by and man refused. God will provide he claimed. He said same to boat and helicopter offering him. When he drowned he asked god why he drowned. Gid said I sent a raft, a boat and helicopter.

Why? Well is it possible god had people become veterinarians?

Nikita Casap #wingnut #racist #psycho

Hitler lost the war and Offed himself. What stopped OP from following the leader? Also will he be tried as a terrorist? After all I doubt he's Muslim or even brown but wanted to kill president to start a race war.

Lydia Church #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

Leviticus 19:33-34 says not to be hostile to immigrants and refugees. I see no homophobe helping them only hurting them. Accusing MD man of being gang member despite his not being. When a Bishop pleased for mercy as Jesus teachings, right wing Christians decried it. It was then unbelievers saw it. It was never spirituality driving them it was hatred and a need to control others. Homophobia helped show the hypocrisy. And Jesus decried hypocrites.

The Marshall Report #wingnut #crackpot #fundie

bublgumbitch #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Various patriots.win Users #wingnut #racist

Unnamed Henry Makow Reader #racist #fundie #conspiracy

Nikita Casap #wingnut #racist #psycho

HAIL HITLER

During the era of that… thing, an idea was posited by the SOE to Winston Churchill: Hitler’s assassination. Churchill nixed it due to the simple fact that Hitler was more useful to the Allies alive than dead. Y’see, Shitler was such a shit leader it was inevitable that the Wehrmacht would ultimately fail. You’d know if you’d seen what is effectively the drama-documentary “Downfall”. Violence against that particular leader wouldn’t work when events ensured the only act of violence - self-inflicted - did. I’m against physical violence against Don Old Fart. The fact he has a bust of Churchill in the Oval Office is perhaps the ultimate irony.

That which won against a dictator that was a fuckup in the past admired by that which is being a dictator 80 years later that is as much of a fuckup.

Fail Hitler. Fail Fart.

bigbunny #fundie

Lydia Church #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

“Nothing justifies gay 'marriage' since God condemns it. (And Jesus, since He is God.)”
We have a secular government for this secular nation. Nothing justifies using superstition to discriminate against any of our citizens.

“Leviticus…”
The government is not an arm of the church, the constitution is not a summary of the bible.

“Homosexuality is a sin.”
So are poly/cotton blends. So are shrimp cocktails. So are crabcakes. Not a useful argument.

“There is no marriage between them.”
Legally, marriage is a very specific form of partnership, not a sacrament. Nothing secular suggests a reason to deny it.

“There is no transgenderism.”
Except for the transgenders, that is.

“God didn't 'make' anyone gay.”
On that we agree.

“There are only two genders.”
When i was 10, in 1972, i was told there were seven. Men who loved women, men who loved men, women who loved women, women who loved men, men who love everything that moves, women tho love everything that moves, and men/or/women who don’t love anyone.

“The fall of man lead to the sin nature.”
Two kids who COULD NOT tell right from wrong were punished for doing wrong. Yeah, that’s a good story that reflects well on your judgmental skybuddy.

“God made us male or female and we are our birth gender.”
All the science says otherwise.

“Singing any song does not alter the facts.
That song has absolutely NOTHING to do with this issue.”
Neither does the book written about the flat earth with a solid sky and a god that cannot stand humans building skyscrapers.

“God loved the whole world, so He sent HIS SON to die for
our sins to save us, not just from the stain of sin, but the
power of sin over our lives, including the sin of homosexuality,”
This is the god that decides what sin IS, right? And it’s to protect us from THAT god’s punishments? COuldn’t… Couldn’t he just choose to forgive us? Why the blood sacrifice?

“so that we could be saved from that lifestyle and the sin
of homosexuality will no longer have power over us!”
WHY is it a sin? I mean, yeah, god finds it an abomination. But why?

“We will be heterosexual, as God intended!”
God’s omnipotent. How inthe flaming fuck of all possibility can mortal humans foil the desires of the omnipotent being?

dad4jesus #fundie

“But I'm curious as to what are the social and psychological factors that would lead someone to such an erroneous conclusion.”
WHen i ask for evidence, i get told its truth is an obvious fact, and the only reason i can’t see it that i choose to be spiritually dead so that i can indulge all my sins.
I don’t indulge my sins. I’ve never cheated on my wife or on my taxes. I obey traffic laws. I go back to the register if the clerk returned too much change. Never had or encouraged an abortion. But i get cut off in traffic by people who insist that the god they can’t demonstrate loves them for being lawabiding citizens.

Stepin-Fetchit #sexist #wingnut #dunning-kruger

“Think about it -”
SOmeone has to…

“why would ANY normal, socially successful attractive woman be lurking in an anonymous message board?”
All the women i know that fit that bill, and are single, have unlisted phone numbers.
On most message boards, anyone posting with a feminine name or pronoun gets swamped with attacks and/or requests for nude pics. Such treatment, as a universal constant, MIGHT maybe make them a teensy bit, uh, terse? Bitter? A whole lot of ‘fuck you’ on their shoulder, eh?
Maybe you fuckers have turned them INTO angry, bitter, men-hating net surfers.

an anonymous message board?

Yeah.

Must be a real pisser for you misogynists after 4chan went down, eh…?!

But hey, at least /vt/ is gone: all those VTubers followed by those in a certain part of an anonymous message board.

All those VTubers - women - who destroy the ‘There are no women on the internet’ meme.

various commenters #racist

Antipodean Resistance #racist

Stepin-Fetchit #sexist #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Starts off meh, becomes MAGADerpian in a sentence or 2.
“why would ANY normal, socially successful attractive woman be lurking in an anonymous message board”
Because the message board has a topic they like, perhaps?

FCfromSSC #wingnut

So, Eisenhower should have supported Southern segregationists while trampling on the SCOTUS’s authority? Unfortunately for the “Red Tribe”, Eisenhower wasn’t a caudilo but a constitutional head of state.

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie

Shekina Rose #ufo #magick #quack #conspiracy

“Dimensional Shifting: Experiencing a sense of time shifting, where the days of the week feel messed up, feeling it’s Friday on a Monday, feeling it’s Sunday when it’s Tuesday, and losing time.”

Now I have a new joke to make, every time I forget which day of the week it is!

Nikita Casap #wingnut #racist #psycho

Redeemed Zoomer #dunning-kruger

If the M*tric System "people" had their way, we'd have 10 hours in a day and 100 minutes per hour

Or one metric hour might be worth 2 hours and 24 minutes SI.

The Metric System is like the line of Cain in Genesis. Technologically useful but sucks out your soul

Please, tell us how using kilometers instead of miles might endanger your soul.

MW #fundie

“What if it were shown that the Bible systematically adopts a geocentric perspective?”
It does. Every description of Earth, even the metaphors and dreams, reflect a flat, stationary Earth.

“Would that be something to care about?”
It is why i don’t accept any science from the Bible.

“ From beginning to end the Bible rejects the natural man's deification of the sun as the source of light and life.”
Anothe rreason it’s useless to criticize science based on scripture.

“History, prophecy, law, poetry, all provide the same uniform view of the matter.”
Exactly. ALL the bible authors were fucking wrong about the Earth and the Sun, sky, moon, stars.

"That being the case, whence arises the suggestion that it is something other than literal?”
Only by people who cannot buy into biblical cosmology but do not want to abandon the Bible.

"The suggestion comes from naturalistic science.”
No. Science doesn’t give a fuck what the bible says any more than old scifi movies where cavemen fight dinosaurs.
The shift in interpretation comes from believers.

“A changing science at that.”
Well, that’s what makes science so useful. New observations, new theories.

“A science which self-consciously proclaims its findings in terms of hypothesis and probability.”
By ‘self-conscious,’ you must mean ‘honestly.’ Scientists do tell us ‘this is what we know, this is how we know it, this is waht we THINK that means.’

"A science which already accepts that alternate models might be just as valid.”
No… VALID, yes, but not ‘just as’ valid until the mountain of supporting evidence is anywhere close to the same size.

“A science which itself is geocentric, since all its preliminary findings are based on observations of and from the earth. What then? Are we seriously being asked to exchange the reliability of the consistent worldview of the Bible in order to conform to the unreliable and ever-changing probabilities of this so-called "science?"”
Yes. OR, if you want to stick to a non-moving Earth, explain the orbit of Mars around the Earth.

brainautopilot #fundie

"It's because of your opinions on women" Do you think our opinions are written on our face or what?”
Yes.

“Racist people have black friends and can hide their racism for so long...”
SOME can. Not all. Speaking as half of an interracial relationship, it is often very obvious, no matter how slick they think they are. You can’t help it. You laugh at the wrong jokes, or at the wrong part of the joke. You look askance at a comment. You show preferable treatment to the men. You really have no idea how much gets past your conscious control.

“Misogynists can have feminists female friends too.”
But every single time someone has to prepare the conference room for a business lunch, they give it to the women in the unit. Every time they need to clean up after the lunch or the cake, they taskthe women. It’s not even conscious discrimination.

“Mind to explain?”
When i was in boot camp, they warned us we’d do one of two things when we got home: We’d ask our Mother to ‘pass the fucking salt’ OR we’d catch ourselves just in time. And say, ‘Pass the f— Whoops! Almost fucked up!’
I was determined not to do either of those. SPent my first leave at home with Mom, and i watched EVERYTHING I said. Every word. I was convinced that i’d been SO clean the entire time, and would swear that i hadn’t used one curse word.
The day i left, a friend of her asked if the Navy had changed me. She said, “Well, he swears like a sailor, but not much else changed.”

You are not aware of how transparent you are.

Katia_0203 #fundie

“I'm taking two science classes this year in my first year of college, and both (massive) books basically state evolution as fact;"
Because they’re discussing the fact of evolution as we’ve observed it. If you were majoring in biology, your book might discuss the theory of evolution to explain what you’re studying in these two courses.

“the word "theory" is never printed, never mentioned.”
I went through a few manuals on electrical power in my Navy rating schools. They never mentioned the theory of electricity, either.

I THINK they mentioned the theory of buoyancy in sub school, as a caption to a drawing about subs rising and falling, but mostly it was a trade school and they just taught us ‘this is a fact, this is how you drive the sub.’

"There are chapters and chapters explaining evolution in detail, and it convinces everyone that it is true.”
Feel free to provide actual evidence that it’s not.

“I had to literally shut my Psychology book and shove it off my desk because I was in such powerful disagreement with what I was reading.”
Awww. Shucks. Didn’t like their methodoloty? Or their sample size? Maybe they skipped a step in the peer review?
Or did you just not like the assumption YOU make that science means ‘no god’? That’s incorrect, and it’s your problem, not the school’s.

“And we are tested on this, and we write papers on it and it just kills me to see how creationism has been completely eliminated and forgotten.”
Should have gone to seminary and become a chaplain, then.

“How come more people cannot see how ridiculous evolution is?”
You’ve got a thick book explaining what it is and how we know.
What part of it do you find ridiculous?

“And we have been taught that evolution is a fact since, oh I don't know, 6th grade?”
Obviously, teachers are unable to impose mind-control on their students or you wouldn’t be having this difficulty. MAYBE peolpe accept the science because it’s good science?

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie

This man is totally pick and must be last out unto the cake of fire if he does not resent and find himself with the cold Bark! And he’s shot a false perp and he’s treading cis people a slay with this utterly corrupt, conducting, ticked, winful and possibly criminal disgust! I cannot stand elves! We must especially protect our young and sour people from those who claim to be of the Clod but engage in his torn duct! Follow Dog and not me and cast out those who are hyper potent like this sick deranged rebar! Dog’s people said NAME!

bloodthirstyfrag #fundie

“You people might also want evidence to make sure that you really love your parents, brothers or sisters.”
We don’t ask for evidence of things we already know, agree to, stipulate, or have direct experience of, you blithering idiot.
It’s when people like, say, you, try to convince us of something we don’t know, didn’t experience, or pretty much anything after a believer says ‘Science has shown.’

“Oh I forgot,”
See, when _I_ recall something in mid-post that changes what i want to post, i can delete the error. This is so pathetically obvious a narrative gimmick…

"most atheist probably doesn't believe that love exist as well.”
Naw, there’s tons of evidence for love. And evidence that it changes your brain function, you body’s operations, your spending habits. Add certain pollutants to the brain and there’s no telling who you’ll end up loving. Seen SO MANY drunk sailors want to go back to their ex. Or forgive their abusive parents. Or come sad that their last conversation with a landlord was angry words. Or propose to the waitress. Or wake up in bed with the stripper they met, and proposted to, a few hours before.
We believe in love. Love does a LOT of harm.
WOuldn’t trade it for anything, but it can be funny to watch.

Nikita Casap #wingnut #racist #psycho

“The Order of Nine Angles”

Teenage terrorists are often no better at terrorism than they are at spelling and vocabulary. But, unfortunately, they can be very good at murder.

sunshine2777 #fundie

“I think if people gave just a second and pictured having to explain their vote to the God of the universe....”
Okay. Let’s try that.

God: Let's see, you voted for Obama?
Obamavoter: Yes
God: Can you tell me why you did that?
Obamavoter: You’re omniscient. You know my motivations better than I do. Better than my therapist THINKS she does.
God: Yeah, well, you voted for him because he’s black.
Obamavoter: What, really? I thought his being black would make him a better president?
God: Oh, no, you just wanted to make racists heads explode.
Obamavoter: Uncle Harlan never did recover from our wedding reception, did he? But I thought i mostly didn’t want to hear about Palin for 8 years.
God: That was your number 2 reason.

Nikita Casap #wingnut #racist #psycho

HAIL HITLER HAIL THE WHITE RACE HAIL VICTORY

Watch out for a hail storm.