"I intend to become rich and save you.”
Now that’s a plan with a half-life.
“I will round up incels and invite them to come to my private incel compound. It will be monetised and open to visitors to ensure we can live our lives in a luxurious manner.”
Monetized? What you’ll charge people to go through the incel zoo?
Will there be tea? At Bedlam lunatic asylum, you could tour the crazies for a pence, with a cup of tea at the end. For an additional pence, you could tet a stick to beat the insane with.
Doubt there will be a stick at IncelZoo. Maybe an inflatable doll to tease them with?
“I believe that incels are truly repressed to not know love and I will try and save you all from that.”
You’lll love them? You guys cannot even stand each other.
“In the morning we will all meet in a grand hall to discuss and debate whatever we wish, in an organised manner.”
Mostly consisting of incels complaining about the accomodations. They were promised (or expected) _____, where are the _____?
"Incels are then given free time to do whatever they wish, I will provide gyms and private grounds to walk, access to the internet and literature, and even a place to talk to normies, chads, stacies, landwhales etc.”
Land whales. Yes, I’m sure women will line up to have abuse heaped upon them by your inmates.
“Each incel will have their own room. I cannot guarantee how big or luxurious they will be, but I can guarantee that all will be able to sleep in the grand hall if they so wish.”
Huh?
“Incels will all eat together in comradeship and will be encouraged to be open minded.”
Good luck with that. They’re going to accuse each other of sneaking over to talk to the one landwhale.
“Willing females will be allowed in to certain areas where incels can interact if they wish. Those who do not may spend their time building, philosophising or creating art.”
Incel art? Pipe cleaners twisted into sex-simulating poses?
“At 9pm we will all gather in the hall, and incels will pray to me and ask for better lives.”
BWAHAHAHAHA
“There is no doubt that by publicising inceldom people will take notice and learn to be more inclusive.”
Until they meet an incel wanting to be included.
“If not then we will gather enough incels and declare ourselves a new state.”
And the government will send some woman like Kristi Noem to deal with your declaration.
"You will all slowly but surely become chads, and those with the best genes will be allowed to breed with women who also possess powerful genes.”
And suddenly, he stops talking about ‘willing’ women.
"Our eugenics programme will eventually allow incels to function in society, and wipe out this plague that affects you all.”
Eugenics doesn’t alter people who are already born.