Lucilius

@Lucilius

You want our "immigration problem" solved?

Deport every asswipe on Gab.

Brooke McIntire #homophobia #biphobia

"... And that, officer, is why it's not only right but holy for me to be peeping in my neighbors' window."

J.K.Rowling #transphobia #conspiracy

Simple solution: every time JKR has to pee, a camera needs to go off in her face.

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

Sure he did. And he told you about a special offer on crypto, or phones, or social media, or Bibles, or gaudy sneakers, or 30-year-old rancid steaks ... just send all your money now!

@amuse #conspiracy

Republicans love voter ID laws because they make it harder for poor people, mostly minorities, to vote.

Example: few years ago Alabama (of course) passed a law requiring state-issued ID to vote.

Next year they shut down most of the state offices that issued those IDs - and every one juuuuuuuust happened to be in a majority-Black district. Offices in wealthier white districts all stayed open.

Colson Center #transphobia #interphobia

"3. Ancient cultures didn’t always get it right."

Oh, so you agree not to base your bullshit opinions on anything Biblical, then?

Braeden Sorbo #fundie #racist #sexist

I mean, nothing's stopping Braeden from picking his own fucking cotton right now.

Charlie Kirk #fundie #wingnut

How dare anyone remind "Christians" of what Jesus actually said.

Douglas Carswell #racist #wingnut

Why not go a few better?

Mass deportation of Normans!
Mass deportation of Norse!
Mass deportation of Anglo-Saxons!
Mass deportation of Romans!
Mass deportation of Britons!

I don't care how long you've lived there. Out.

Return Britain to Homo Antecessor!

Neoliberal Feudalism #conspiracy #wingnut #racist

"Egypt, Saudi Arabia, and Jordan are allied with Israel" translates to "don't really give a shit about Palestinians and repeatedly got their asses handed to them in military confrontations with Israel, plus hate and fear Iran."

Kiwifarms #transphobia

@amuse #conspiracy #wingnut #forced-birth

When Trump spoke at the NRA convention, guns were banned.

But I thought more guns = safer.

Loki Hulgaard #transphobia #racist #conspiracy #wingnut #fundie

For the nth time: No one is so obsessed with gay/trans sexuality as the people who purport to hate it.

J.K.Rowling #transphobia #psycho

Medeea Greere #wingnut #racist #transphobia #conspiracy

Fascist cowards freak when their intended victims fight back.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

Jack Chick #fundie #conspiracy

Lapis-Lazuri #moonbat

Red Pill Poet #wingnut #conspiracy

Sierra #wingnut #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

US Senator Joni Ernst (R-Iowa) #psycho #elitist

"Those who meet the eligibility requirements for Medicaid we will protect." = old white wingnuts, fuck everybody else.

Ethan White #wingnut #conspiracy

As Zhukov and Konev closed in on Berlin, the Nazi hardcore kept telling each other it was all part of der Fuhrer's brilliant plan to trap them.

Jennifer D #homophobia #transphobia

"But there are things which one should not be comfortable with, and one is bigotry."

Fixed that for ya.

Merebankguy #wingnut

Guess Merebankguy thinks almost everyone's a Nazi, since almost everyone has waved at someone else, he clearly can't tell the diff.

Dan Cooper/James Rink #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

Cynthia Breheney #transphobia

Next time, Cynthia tells us how she found "trans predators" in her Bran Flakes, and what she fantasized they did to her. And don't miss next week's exciting episode, "There's An Invisible Trans Predator Always Standing Right Behind Me."

Chick Tracts #homophobia #transphobia #fundie #wingnut

@PLMMJ #226369

Chick's "thought" process:

ME HATE THING 1.
ME HATE THING 2.
ME HATE BOTH.
SO THING 1 = THING 2.
OOK OOK JEEBUS JEEBUS.

RobertStambaugh-I5r #fundie #psycho

Declan Finn #wingnut #psycho

Projection and preemptive self-justification. The fascists have been salivating for any excuse to stage a massacre for 30 years.

Pete Hegseth #fundie #homophobia #wingnut

To be renamed the USNS Harvey's Bristol Cream.

Nebula #crackpot #magick #quack

Donald Trump, US State Department and Stephen Miller #racist

Great idea! Let's send the Trumps back to Germany, Musks to South Africa and Millers to ... I don't know, the Mountains of Madness?

UnifiedQuantumField #conspiracy #magick

"I won't bother with 'Science' ..."

No shit.

Broken Forever #transphobia

"Although I cry a majority of the time when reading the essays, they keep me from thinking that I am the crazy one."

No, you're reading screeds from people just as crazy as yourself.

ripx4nutmeg #transphobia

I'm not doing the math, but I suspect this is also based on bullshit statistics. About 1.4% of young people now identify as trans, and about 5% as trans or nonbinary. So still unlikely, but not nearly so improbable as this makes it sound.

Matt Walsh #racist #conspiracy

Millions of nonwhite people: "Please help or we're going to die horribly!"

Trump: "Sucks for you, losers."

70,000 Afrikaners (out of 4.5 million: "Waaaahhh, we've been slightly inconvenienced!"

Trump: "Oh you poor babies, please come in, have some native land and fill out these Republian voter registration cards!"

"Uh, Miguel, maybe you'd better go back to the drawing board on that one."