“To believe in evolution, you must believe that your family tree includes monkeys, fish, and rocks.”
Well, no. Monkeys, fish, ducks, everything that ever lived is on the Tree of Life somewhere. Not rocks, though. Rocks aren’t life.
“Many evolutionists believed that after Earth randomly formed by itself out of nothing,”
No one believes ‘out of nothing.’ Try again.
"it rained on rocks for millions/billions of years, which somehow caused inanimate matter to give birth to a single-celled organism.”
If you’re not going to even read the chapter titles, why bother?
“Other evolutionists believe the top of their family tree is nitrogen, and still others, water! They still are not quite sure what to believe!”
No, we’re sure what to believe. You don’t always make your question clear, or make sure you understand the answers before spouting them elsewhere.