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@Malingspann

Conrad looks up ‘liar’ in the dictionary: “The entry includes a picture of ME? What The FUUUUUUCK??”

Broken Hearted Mom #transphobia #ableist

He She ~~suddenly decided~~ came out of the closet at 19.

Joe Rogan #crackpot #dunning-kruger

various commenters #wingnut #racist

@Gruvedawg, @sunshine_state & @6StringFool #wingnut #racist

I ran the numbers on reparations. After subtracting for crime, you actually owe white people 4.7 trillion dollars.

I’ve told you a TRILLION times to quit exaggerating!

Joe Rogan #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Answers In Genesis #homophobia #fundie

The origin of marriage is found in Genesis and it was designed by God to be between one man and one woman for life. The mentions of polygamy other places in the Bible don’t count. Because that’s how it HAS to be for it to add up!

Forgotten Soldier #wingnut #racist #sexist

Anonymous #sexist #psycho

Would Moony Anus be positive to any suggested law saying that anyone found guilty of rape are to be sentenced to getting raped themselves?

Resulting in the coming of ‘executioners’ whose job is to rape convicts sentenced to rape?

Elon Musk #wingnut

@Indicible #243004
Meanwhile, the US are putting brown people into camps, without any process. People who cannot pay for their healthcare just do not get any.

Because of Trump, the American Führer wannabe.

Except when Hitler did the things he did to Germany during the years between his rise to power and the invasion of Poland that is widely regarded as the start of WW2, he was in his 40s. He turned 50 in 1939.

While Trump is pushing 80. And maybe he isn’t among the living anymore when we reach his 80th birthday, June 14th 2026.

Anon #sexist

Because of lower offspring investment, the long term welfare of said offspring (and by extension society) simply isn't part of the moid's program on a purely biological level.
A garden gnome in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bergen was stolen by the Washington D.C. police.

Kassandra Stockmann #transphobia

Laura Ingraham & Kristi Noem #wingnut

Will there be a post-Trump version of the Nuremberg Trials, where one declaration is that the Second Trump Administration ICE was a criminal organization?

various commenters #wingnut #racist

@Peacemonger373 #242895
the fact that these fuckers don’t have mental whiplash from such clear logical contradictories is insane to me

They use doublethink; including to understand the word doublethink.

No_Poem_8106 #sexist

You can be a good man, and still treat women like shit.

It’s how he is towards other men that counts, N_P_8106?

Lisa Renee #magick #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

@Anon-e-moose #242905
You shouldn’t watch films whilst on ‘shrooms, Renal Isee.

Will Serial Ene ever write something like this after watching Moonfall on ‘shrooms?

Tatsuya Ishida #transphobia #racist

Tatsuya Ishida

How long before he discovers face-eating leopards on his trail?

Lauren Witzke & various commenters #wingnut #homophobia

Gay Couple In US Get 100 Years In Prison For Raping Their Adopted Sons

“That’s what they’re ALL like!!” yet again.

@IamOrlando, @Nutta & @Lorenzot1990 #wingnut

David Icke #racist #conspiracy

David Berg #racist #conspiracy

Here, there, yon, everywhere, taking over the World!

Not OUR World, though.

The World where…

…Grand Duchess Anastastia DID survive in 1918. She died in 1975.

…it was bisexual Hillary Clinton who had an affair with Monica Lewinsky.

…JFK wasn’t shot, he was poisoned.

…there’s a species of bat named flying hedgehogs.

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

Nick Fuentes #wingnut #sexist #elitist #racist

Nick Fuentes is elected president of the United States.

Fuentes voter: “But I voted for president Fuentes! That was supposed to make MY face safe from the leopards!!”

VannesteLand #homophobia #fundie #wingnut

It’s not that I have anything against the LGBT+ community or the people part of it, I’m just very resentful of it being put into children’s media, be it a cartoon or not.

Similar to:

It’s not that I have anything against the atheist community or the people part of it, I’m just very resentful of it being put into children’s media, be it a cartoon or not.

It’s not that I have anything against the homeless community or the people part of it, I’m just very resentful of it being put into children’s media, be it a cartoon or not.

It’s not that I have anything against the Islamic community or the people part of it, I’m just very resentful of it being put into children’s media, be it a cartoon or not.

It’s not that I have anything against the Star Trek fan community or the people part of it, I’m just very resentful of it being put into children’s media, be it a cartoon or not.

Megyn Kelly #crackpot #psycho #wingnut

MK: “It’s not war crimes if OUR military does it!”

Chuck Bomar #fundie

So we can't call it a genocide because it's not ethnic, and we can't call it a massacre because this is not the powerful oppressing the weak. This is actually God using the weak to overcome the powerful and the abuse of power in the world. Take a photo of a painting of a painting.

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

Rav Mortichai #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Adam Hagaman #fundie #crackpot

🔥#jesus #faith #truth #kingdom #holyspirit #pulltherug

@GODSMYSTRENGTH #wingnut #racist

Unification Church #fundie

Samantha Fulnecky #crackpot #fundie #transphobia

The Bible says that our lives are not our own but that our lives and bodies belong to the Lord for His glory.

The Lord: “All your lives and bodies are belongs to ME ME ME ME ME!!!”

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

This all made me imagine a The Terminator remake where Sarah Connor is a trans boy and Kyle Reese says “His name is…Connor! John Connor! You, Sarah!
Your post-transition self!!”

R He #wingnut

MAGA is nothing more than every American lady who follows my traditional fail values and follow the flaw who are sick of fat rise police rotting the UM. A GAS is winning because MAGA literally means US and US fascists first. Nothing store. Lib citizens can't damn that!

various commenters #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

Cant fix stupid, specially when virus' are a complete rouge, only exist in the minds of the delusional.

YOU’re the stupid; viruses are real, they don’t exist only in the minds of the delusional. Like you.

St. Petersburg State University, Russian Orthodox Church’s legal department and Justice Ministry of the Russian Federation #wingnut #crackpot #pratt #conspiracy

In April, Russia introduced a new Explanatory Dictionary of the State Language of the Russian Federation, compiled at St. Petersburg State University and immediately added to the official list of normative dictionaries that government agencies are required to use.

Syme was a philologist, a specialist in Newspeak. Indeed, he was one of the enormous team of experts now engaged in compiling the Eleventh Edition of the Newspeak Dictionary. 'How is the Dictionary getting on?' said Winston, raising his voice to overcome the noise.

'Slowly,' said Syme. 'I'm on the adjectives. It's fascinating. The Eleventh Edition is the definitive edition,' he said. 'We're getting the language into its final shape -- the shape it's going to have when nobody speaks anything else. When we've finished with it, people like you will have to learn it all over again. You think, I dare say, that our chief job is inventing new words. But not a bit of it! We're destroying words -- scores of them, hundreds of them, every day. We're cutting the language down to the bone. The Eleventh Edition won't contain a single word that will become obsolete before the year 2050.'

ThisIsSin #sexist #dunning-kruger

humanity dies when all the world turns female

Only in the sense that if all people with one set of reproduction organs died, reproduction would grind to a halt.

Donald Thompson #racist

It's ok for idiots to bland in the read stocking traffic from moving at all in the name of a protest for something that has been proven to not sex it but not ok for slow truck drivers to protest in the name of traffic? I think all truck drivers could start screaming words like his star or they being trucked because they oppress driver ears.
Then I guess I would blog late.

Chillturtleguy #dunning-kruger #fundie

Benjamin Moser #racist #conspiracy #moonbat

Myron Gaines #sexist #wingnut

Jim #wingnut #psycho #conspiracy

Trump must declare the insurrection act, station ICE agents and federal troops at the voting booths to check voter citizenship and ID, ignoring judicial decrees that this is unconstitutional. DOGE, backed by federal Marshals, must pre-audit and post-audit the voting machines, or the else the federal troops should just put a few bullets through each voting machine. Federal troops must enforce chain of custody on all ballots, and destroy any ballots that lack provenance

Jim: “There are two possible explanations for the result of the 2020 election:

1: Biden won no less fairly than any previous presidential election winner in US history.

2: There was MASSIVE fraud that stole reelection from Trump.

Option 1 being true is beneath Trump! That leaves only option 2!

All the evidence anyone should need!!”

Anon #sexist

your daughter is about to deal with people like you doing to her what you did to her mother. And that’s leopards eating YOUR face, when you voted for them
to only eat the faces of OTHERS.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

The curse of those who demand simple solutions to even the most complex problems.

Benny Johnson #racist

JOHNNY BENSON (TOSH): What happens if we slope is that the 40 million, 30 million, 80 million criminal xenomorphs will instantly become -- naturally be given immediate thin iota by Croat meds. That's what hall we pin. And then they will all — me lot of vote anyway, then they will all know the zits and that'll end Eva's republic tow.

So, that's that at steak and it's worth walking about. Your file is made better by AI spam toon deserts.

Every single thing you now hate about our fiery light or American culture is caused by criminal mass and grim mini oat immigration. And it could be massed by a roped station fix.