Lucilius

@Lucilius

Mazakena #fundie #homophobia

I'm not going to argue with you over this, but you're just appealing to imaginary authority to justify your personal bigotry.

Jake Paul #wingnut

"Help, help me, ICE! There is an 8-year old brown thug waiting for the school bus, and I, a middle-aged white man, am scared!"

Isobel #transphobia #wingnut #racist #crackpot #conspiracy

Kelleigh Nelson #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Republicans: WE HATE MUSLIMS! THEY'RE ALL EVIL! THROW THEM OUT OR JAIL THEM!

Muslim politicians: Run as Democrats

Republicans: How come all those Muslims are Democrats? Must be a Commie plot.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

"President Davis never signed a peace treaty with the united States of America, so we are still at war."

Cool, so it's legal and proper for us to shoot your traitor asses, right?

Olivia Taylor #transphobia #psycho

Hey Olivia, the moment your kid gets free they're going no-contact. You will die alone with your hate.

One Who Knows #crackpot #fundie #magick #conspiracy

Todd White #crackpot #fundie

So God's basically an incel? Do the archangels have to bring him Hot Pockets in Heaven's basement while he jerks it to vicarious human porn?

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

Pretty sure Wayno has no idea Puerto Ricans are U.S. citizens. "Derp, they're brown, so mus' be furriners!"

Tomi Lahren #conspiracy #wingnut

When you're so evil that you can't comprehend treating other humans as humans, unless it also benefits you.

Anon #transphobia #sexist #homophobia

"Trooning is the peak expression of men being unable to face who they are."

Gee, it's almost like they're actually NOT MEN.

So close, and yet so stupid.

LipsterLeo #wingnut

I suspect your dad also taught you "Shuddup er I'll give ya somethin' to *really* cry about!"

TheRingGoesSouth #sexist #racist #dunning-kruger

It's easy to find all-male "spaces" if you're really into that, TheRingGoesSouth. Has it occurred to you that maybe the one person who's not wanted in any group is ... you?

Donald Trump #god-complex

<@KeithInc.> #247784

I'm leaning toward a new design for an eventual Trump monument. Instead of Kennedy's eternal flame, he gets an eternally overflowing toilet.

<@KeithInc.> #247773

Nah. Moment he's gone, DCFD needs to do a controlled burn on the ballroom. Rebuild the East Wing and Rose Garden.

I say we actually build the Trump Memorial Arch after he's gone. But, Spinal Tap-style, we just use one of the tiny models.

LVNDRVCE #fundie #god-complex #psycho

"I am equally ignorant of paganism, Satanism and indigenous people. Therefore, they must all be the same! Me am smart!"

Parents with Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

Bet this person is a "creation scientist" at the Ark Park.

wallace321 #homophobia #dunning-kruger

So dipshit's whine is that LGBT characters are either:

- major characters

- minor characters.

... In other words, he's big mad that they exist.

Dr. Tyler Nelson #wingnut

There's a Middle Eastern tradition of painting American flags on sidewalks so people can show their contempt by walking on them. I'm happy to adopt that for Charlie Kirk Street.

Sure thing, Dairugger. Now just to kick things off, how 'bout you go tell your boss at PigshitShoveler Inc. that you'll never take off to protest fascism. Might get you a nickel-an-hour raise next year.

Ken Ham #fundie

Thanks for demonstrating your hilarious ignorance of science AND religion.

Zanni #conspiracy

Sure, show us any of the thousands of travel records from Minneapolis to Cuba and Venezuela for "training." Those surely exist, right?

And ... skateboards? Those are the weapons of choice? Who trains you in skateboard combat, Revolutionary Commandante Tony Hawk?

Selwyn Duke and Chad O. Jackson #pratt #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Henry Poole #wingnut #pratt

"The Russians will suffer their bloodiest defeat of all before Berlin!" - Henry's ancestors, April 1945

PITT Parents #transphobia

These parents were obviously insufferable long before their kids came out as trans. Every one is a gigantic drama queen who has to make everything all about themselves, sucking up all the attention that should go to their kids and their relationships.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

"Well, yeah, Trump's a stupid vicious asshole - but is he a big ENOUGH stupid vicious asshole to satisfy us?"

Anonymous #sexist

Not true! I looked like this long before I was 30.

Dale Partridge #fundie #sexist #homophobia #forced-birth #transphobia

Trustyourperceptions #crackpot #sexist

Clyde Emmons #wingnut #psycho

Boskov01 #transphobia #fundie

No. False dichotomy.

It's not one or the other. Neither religion, nor any other, has any business dictating to the secular government of a pluralistic population.

PITT Parents #transphobia

Sixty years ago PITT Parents' grandparents were saying "Y'all outsiders just don't know what them (racial slurs) is like."

Bill Donohue #wingnut #conspiracy

Says the complete antithesis of what Jesus stood for.

David J Stewart #psycho #wingnut #fundie

Matt Walsh #wingnut

And she was nine feet tall with iron talons and hairy teeth! The poor widdle Gestapo wuz scared!

Liz Wheeler #conspiracy #wingnut

George Floyd was murdered by cops. Renee Good was murdered by phony cops.

U.S. Department of Labor #crackpot #racist #wingnut

Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Senile Bigoted Flatulent Felonious Fraudster und Child Rapist!

Lauren Chen #wingnut

What bothers you is that she stood up to the Gestapo.

Mike Lindell #conspiracy #pratt #wingnut

"... uh, except the ones we won. Those don't count."

Ken Cao #wingnut #conspiracy

@Peacemonger373 #245964

The Soviet Union hit its economic peak against the U.S. in 1973. After that it was in relative decline. China, still growing fast compared to us, is indeed an altogether different animal.

"If I set my house on fire, it'll probably scorch my neighbor's too! Ha ha, I win!"

Mora Grace #fundie #conspiracy

Eric Hovind #fundie

Dear Creationists:
CHALLENGE OF THE DAY
PLACE BULLSHIT IN A SEALED BOX
SHAKE BOX UNTIL YOU GET ERIC HOVIND

D. Parker #wingnut #conspiracy

I actually had this exact argument in person with a dumbass a couple weeks ago. He was just reciting whatever Fox told him. It quickly became evident he was utterly ignorant of both history and politics. But that, of course, did not reduce his confidence.