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Ken Ham #conspiracy #fundie #pratt

According to Ken Ham, yes, and that is the parameter he uses. He would say that they are the same ‘kind’ as in the Bible. This would exclude foxes [who can’t breed with the above]. He would probably say that they [foxes] are a different kind, that God made two different animals that looked a bit similar.

Americanrock61 #fundie

“But in response, I have a little bit of knowledge of what evolution is (the big bang is associated with that theory)”
No, you do not.
And only creationists associate the big bang with evolution.
COMPLETELY disproving the BBT will have zero effect on the masses of evidence for evolution.
And evolution involves life that exists. The universe existed for about 10.6 BILLION years before anything lived on Earth. THEN evolution could start.

“and it sounds corny to me.”
A well-supported and emotion-free scientific position, i must say.
And in response, you sound like an idiot to me.

“I don't know, it just sounds like some scientists can't look Jesus in the face and say 'I don't believe in you, so I'll come up with some other way to explain things'

But… But… plenty of people who actually KNOW what evolution is don’t have to give up their belief in god to accept the evidence for the science.
So… You’re wrong at every point, here, on every level, and at every scale. Fractal wrongness.

Ken Ham #conspiracy #fundie #pratt

“Although different species of dogs have formed because of the genetic diversity God created in the DNA of the dog kind, dogs will only ever produce dogs.”
Your fixation on ‘kind’ blinds you to the actual definition of ‘species,’ I see.

“The science of genetics confirms biblical kinds and does not confirm evolutionary beliefs that claim one kind can change into a totally different kind over millions of years.”
But that’s exactly what the science of genetics DOES show. We’ve yet to find an upper limit to the accumulation of changes.
Also, I’m alive because Human DNA works in single-celled creatures to make them sweat out insulin. If ‘kinds’ were sacrosanct, you’d think only the same kind of DNA would work.

“Yes, God’s revelation to us in the Bible, what I call the history book of the universe,”
I don’t care if you call it Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm’s Porn. It’s a revenge fantasy.

“is the key to understanding what happened in the past so we can understand the present.”
It’s the key to pretending magic happened in the past, to control the present.

Robin Hood (aka Carl Benjamin aka Sargon of Akkad) #sexist

“Robin Hood: Yes, it is unmanly to be in distress.”
Not really something you can control.
It’s not like anyone gets up and chooses the underwear they’ll see in the emergency room, then goes out and waits for a truck to slam into them. Or roots purposefully for the football team that’s going to lose the playoff.

Toxic Masculinity allows men to cry, but only when everyone around him cries, too. Watching an army invade, sports team wins or loses the ultimate sporting event of the season, wars start or end.
Meaning if his problems are restricted to his person, he’s to keep that shit bottled up like a cancer, show no weakness, and grill steaks until it’s time to go shoot up a concert.
Not a winning strategy for society, really.

khazul #fundie

“Of course Harry Potter isn't about Christianity. The reasons it opposes Christianity is that it supports magic.”
And yet, Harry constantly tries to go the right thing by Christain standards… Fight evil, save friends, not be racist, turn his bitchy aunt into an eclair, all the usual stuff.

“Magic is bad according to Christians.”
Well, some magic. Not God’s magic, that’s okay.

“In the old testament you were commanded to kill anyone who was a witch.”
Technically, it was a prohibition about allowing poisoners to live, but very strangely, the people who made King James’ copy knew that King James had a problem with witches, and gave him god’s authority to persecuted them.

“So you don't think kids really get into Harry Potter adn try to do magic and stuff?”
My kids play D&D and Pathfinder, and read all the Harry Potter books.
When the basement flooded, they asked if i was going to call a plumber.
Not one of them suggested a ‘Lower Water’ spell. Or that I raise my hands like Moses and cross the Red Basement.

“Ok, that's you opinion.”
That’s my experience.

“All I want to ask is when is the last time you worked with kids?”
I’ raised three from very early on in their lives.

“L[ord]O[f]T[he]R[ings] is alright because magic isn't it's main theme”
No, of course not, because THE RING had a perfectly secular power to control the perfectly secular wizards, the elves, the dwarves… The main antagonists are alive only by magic or else they would not be antagonists…

“and if you know anything about the books the only people who could use magic were semi-gods sent from the west (or god) to help battle Sauron.”
I’ve read the books a couple of times.
Frodo and Bilbo used magic. The Wizards use magic. The elves had magic rings. Sauron’s ring was really big magic, as was his necromancy. Tom Bombadil was fucking MADE of wild magic. Trolls were creatures that turned to stone if sunlight hit them, that’s not mundane biology, The Balrog was magic, as was Gandalf’s fate.
Magic runs ALL THROUGH those books, it’s just not flashy like fireballs. You are an idiot.

“It's the Christian idea of God sending the Holy Spirit to empower and help us in our daily struggle against Satan.”
Yes. With magic. LOTS of magic.
SOME Christains are against LOTR exactly because Tolkien was Catholic.

Patricia Cota-Robles #magick #crackpot #ufo

Ken Ham #conspiracy #fundie #pratt

Yes, God’s revelation to us in the Bible, what I call the history book of the universe

If the Bible is truly “the history book of the universe” I feel like it missed some stuff. The Big Bang for starters (lol), and the existence of planets orbiting other stars, which could possibly have some sort of life on them.

Personally I think it’s almost inevitable that there is intelligent life out there somewhere else in the universe, it’s just too damn big for that to not be. Are they close enough to us that we could conceivably make contact with them? Who knows…

John Demetyy #wingnut

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melania_(film)#Box_office

Melania opened in 29th place at the British box office with £32,974, an average of £212.80 across 155 cinemas, but its earnings fell by 88% in its second weekend to £4,091, an average of £65.98 across 62 cinemas

The only cinema here in Hull which showed Moronia… er, I mean “Melania” was the Vue at the top of Princes Quay mall. By what I’ve heard, the number of people who have actually paid to see that can be counted on the fingers on one hand.

We, and the big screen, are worthy

Yeah.

Of far more people - with one finger of their hands - pointing and laughing at not only such a yuge fail.

…and “Moronia” too.

Darrel Elvis Hill #fundie #crackpot #racist

Garnet_fire2000 #biphobia #homophobia #transphobia

businesses

Last week, I went to my local branch of Halfords - because a friend told me he’d seen in their Cycle section that they had high quality ones in stock, thus he bought ones for his own toolbox - to buy thin Cone Spanners for adjusting/removal of wheel axles: and I’d previously had delivered a new 26 inch rear wheel with slot-on cassette sprocket hub from a seller on eBay: that had a quick release axle, and I wanted to replace that with a solid one, so I went there to get said spanners. I hadn’t been there for a few years, but I noticed something on their sliding doors: ’Everyone’s welcome at Halfords’, with the LGBTQ+ flag: pointing out how they are this tolerant of customers entering their premises, no matter their sexuality. Meanwhile, on Planet Reality:

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Enjoy your paradox, Farter_Gein(IQ)2.000

SaintManletLOL #sexist

because even a 5'2 manlet dwarf can have plenty of escorts, especially with money.

For one thing, 5′2″ is indeed shorter than average for a man, but NOT a “dwarf.” And Prince (RIP) was 5′2″. To say he did well with the ladies would be the understatement of all time, seriously. I read “haremlit” books, and he put some of their protagonists to shame! He would have had the money to pay for escorts, but didn’t need to.

4chan user #conspiracy #racist #homophobia

Conrad #wingnut #psycho

SaintManletLOL #sexist

SaintManletLOL: “This, from https://www.artsy.net/article/artsy-editorial-ancient-greek-sculptures-small-penises is why I wish more than anything I lived in ancient Greece instead of the modern world:

Rewind to the ancient Greek world of around 400 BC and you’ll find that large, erect penises were not considered desirable, nor were they a sign of power or strength…The small penis was consonant with Greek ideals of male beauty…It was a badge of the highest culture and a paragon of civilization.”

John Demetyy #wingnut

Darrel Elvis Hill #fundie #crackpot #racist

Garnet_fire2000 #biphobia #homophobia #transphobia

@JM1234 #250305

Yeah, does this person think that some flags just pop into existence out of nowhere or something? What flags are “non-made-up flags”? Every national flag I’ve read about, there’s always some story like “this color represents this” and “this person 500 years ago designed it” or whatever.

Anon #sexist #crackpot #homophobia

At this point I should expand on the topic of why gender is already abolished for men, but this post is plenty long.

The one good idea this person had: shutting up. Good grief, that was a load of crap. I felt like I lost IQ points just from reading that.

John Demetyy #wingnut

Ken Ham #conspiracy #fundie #pratt

Antonella and Werner #crackpot #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

At least to my sense of aesthetics, the word gap is glaringly too wide without the M - a clear indicator that it was also supposed to be there and was down for whatever reason when the old photo was taken, rather than being a later addition to cover up one thousand years of phantom time on prominent display on a landmark…

Ken Ham #conspiracy #fundie #pratt

Horses and donkeys can also interbreed, but their offspring, mules, are sterile.

Either they are two different kinds (so how can they interbreed?) or they belong to the same kind (but then why are mules sterile?)

Garnet_fire2000 #biphobia #homophobia #transphobia

All flags are made up. What does he think makes a flag real? Lots of places and groups have flags that are not nations.

Ken Ham #conspiracy #fundie #pratt

John Demetyy #wingnut

Well, Melania does not talk much in the movie, because she does not want to draw attention to the fact that after decades in the US, she still has a very thick accent. She is a symbol of the very thing MAGA accuses migrants of, but their criticism cannot go against their worship of Trump, so they pretend it does not exist.

Anon #sexist #crackpot #homophobia

Garnet_fire2000 #biphobia #homophobia #transphobia

Of course he deflects Trump being in the files, forgets that buxinesses can put what they want unless he opposes capitalism so he fucked up on both those

Sarah #fundie

“I don't care how you try to look at it, when girls freely spread their legs to a guy and end up getting pregnant, they now have a responsibility.”
Yes, she does.
YOU cannot dictate how she resolves that responsibility, though.

“If they decide to abort the child, because they don't want to have a child or are not ready, they are commiting murder. PERIOD.”
Semi-colon Or self-defense. Women can die of being pregnant. Die in childbirth. Or miscarry, and not know it, and turn septic from carrying a corpse.
Some may not want to risk that.

“Now if the child is severally handicapped or the woman was raped, it can be looked at different.”
How big of you, after ‘PERIOD.’
Fuck off.

“I have never been their, so I don't know what I would do.”
And whatever you would do is not binding on anyone else.

“My belief is that abortion is a fancy word for MURDER.”
Yes, yes, you said.

“ I believe if you freely spread you legs, you should deal with the aftermath.”
And an abortion is dealing with the aftermath. So, everyone’s happy!

Conrad #wingnut #psycho

Basically “shut up and do what we say or else we’ll kill you!” like any authoritarian asshole, and somehow we’re suppose to believe that its’ your side that respects the constitution when you blatantly shit on the First Amendment

thebeast #fundie

David Rules about 1010 to 970 BCE.
1 Chronicles 29:7 says David received 10,000 darics of gold to build The Temple.
King Darius of Persia invented the daric during his reign, 522 to 486 BCE.
SO your perfectly transmitted bible has an anachronism, using a coin that wasn’t invented until hundreds of years later.

So, that’s an error. A factual error. There are various apologies that try to justify it, but it’s still an anachronism.

4chan user #conspiracy #racist #homophobia

You hate him because he’s not as much of a bigoted asshole as you are, we hate him for all the harm he’s doing to the nation and the world, there’s a difference between us and you.

Darrel Elvis Hill #fundie #crackpot #racist

Because writing in all caps totally convincing and not just you being a antisemitic nutcase

john crawford #fundie

Darrel Elvis Hill #fundie #crackpot #racist

John Demetyy #wingnut

4chan user #conspiracy #racist #homophobia

Ken Ham #conspiracy #fundie #pratt

So why wasn’t DNA mentioned verbatim in the Bible before messrs’ Watson & Crick’s Nobel Prize-winning discovery?

But at least you’ve proven one thing, Hambone: Your so-called ‘God’ isn’t a deity, thus is an inferior being to we superior humans by virtue of our knowing more than him: just ask messrs. Watson & Crick.

Because a ‘God’ is supposed to Omniscient is he not…?!

SaintManletLOL #sexist

“Why the dickpill is the worst pill”
Because you see your dick as small.

“I have seen a bunch of discussions, arguing wether the dickpill or the heightpill are worse. Being ugly, being short or being a mentalcel SOCIALLY EXCLUDE you from sex. You are involuntary celibate because women do not want to have sex with you.”
Yes, all things they can see or detect without letting you get naked by the promise of getting themselves naked.

“In theory, with a normal size you could still fuck plenty of hookers and get sex.
But with a small dick, you are PHYSICALLY EXCLUDED from sex.”
Yes, yes, blame it on whichever ancestor gave you the small willy.
However. Never, not once, has a girl asked me about my dick size before agreeing to have sex with me.
Never have i HEARD of someone say, “I was doing real well, right up until she pulled out a four-inch ruler and said, ‘A girl’s got to have standards’.”

“You can't even fuck a hooker.”
Nonsense. She wants that money. She will make you think you fucked her if nothing else.

“You can't even have sex, mechanically speaking.”
You need to stop standing at the mirror when you’re depressed.

“I would argue that its the worst fate, because even a 5'2 manlet dwarf can have plenty of escorts, especially with money.”
Dude, you’re not even close to any woman seeing your dick size and changing her mind. YOUR dick could be a trip hazard and no one will ever know. It’s not the dick size that’s making you an incel.

libertascongitationis #racist #conspiracy

The only question that needs to be asked of the likes of you is this: Did you in late 2024 (check one):

[ ] Vote for Kamala Harris?

[ ] Vote for some… thing that said ‘No More Foreign Wars’?

Choose wisely, Gabtards.

Conrad #wingnut #psycho

Those who collaborated with those that others didn’t want in their country. Then when those that never had the right to exist in that country in the first place went in the general direction of away when they saw Sherman tanks & Jeeps approaching not long after D-Day, leaving their collaborator chums to the tender mercies of said others.

Think about the future, supporters of ICE-IS.

Those collaborators in France didn’t.

SaintManletLOL #sexist

Conrad #wingnut #psycho

Heartbrokenbrad #fundie

“your flaw here is that you can't repete that process.”
BZZZZT! 0 for 1.
Repetition is not a requirement of science.
Repeatable observations is part of the scientific method, though. And we can repeat the observations that led us to the science you find so objectionable.

“dogs and wolves DNA are almost identical where as human and ape DNA are only slightly simillare.”
BZZZZT! 0 for 2.
Humans are apes. Human and ape DNA, therefore, is 100% identical. Nice try, but stupid.

“FYI dirt and Humans have genetic info in common.”
BZZZZT! 0 for 3.
Dirt is not a living thing.
Dirt has no DNA.

“what does that tell you about where we came from?"
Not to believe anything you say at ALL.

“all i can tell you is that it wasn't from uncle ape man or grampa humanimal.”
See? Good example.

“wolves and dogs can breed humans and apes cannot.”
BZZZZT! 0 for four.
Your parents were apes. They bred with humans and made you.

“your problem is the same as most others like you. you have chosen not to believe what evidence is really out there and have chosen to believe in someone elses self claimed evidence.”
Man! I bought the STURDIEST irony meter on the Market! This thing sat quietly through a dozen Trump speeches and interviews! And you just blowed it up!

“before you make any other such claims as but our ancestors are apes just like Wolfs & dogs please do an in deapth study of biology.cause this is just sad.
It is sad. You are a sad person and you should be ashamed of this post. Either the spelling, the grammar, or the content is enough to spank you. Bu tall three…?