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Rev. Joel Webbon #wingnut #racist

I know that this will kill my grandchildren, but can we just import half of the country of Haiti, just to be nice?

JW claims there’s no racism in America, then shows himself to be proof to the contrary.

Claudia Hernandez #fundie #psycho

Giggle #fundie

“If we were really evolving into a higher and more inteligent creature,”
That’s not what evolutionary theory says.

“then why are so many kids failing, dropping out of, getting in trouble in, and getting kicked out of school?”
Because conservatives keep dropping funding for education and want to eviscerate the department of education? Just a guess.
Nothing to do with evolution.

“Because they are smarter and better than the rest?”
I got into a lot of trouble when i was smarter than most of the rest of the class. I got the lesson quickly, then got bored waiting for the rest to catch up. Being smart and in trouble are not mutually exclusive.

“No, it is actually because we aren't evolving at all!”
Well, we’re not evolving the way YOU expect the theory to present, no. But that just means you’re wrong, not the theory.

DickBoomerman #transphobia

sakhan #fundie

“we need a God because the mathematical harmony of the universe suggests that there is a high probability that a divine being exists.”
Argument from complexity. Yawn.

“Why do the physical laws behave in perfect symmetry and mathematical harmony?”
Why would you expect them to clash?

“How could Einstein explain events millions of light years away by writing down equations sitting in his room?”
That’s what physics was invented to do?

“Do you know that the universe would not exist if the charge on an electron was different by 1 billionth of coloumb?”
Feel free to prove that it’s possible for it to be different.

“Do you know that the probability of the universe taking its current shape, which follows symmetry and a mathematical 'symphony' is 10^(-50)?”
OOoooooh. Big number. Please show your math to reach these odds?

“Is this definite proof that God exists? No.”
Ooooh, you got one right.

“But anyone with common sense would realize that chances are that material reality is subset of a larger divine existence.”
No, sorry. Chances are the future. The odds of anything that happened in the past are 1:1. Seeing evidence that something happened has little to do with the odds of it happening, however they’re calculated.
The odds against a Straight Flush are meaningless if that’s what the dealer got at the table last week.

“Not believing in God is like breaking a triangle of cue balls on a pool table, watching them bounce of the rails and come back to form the exact same triangle and say: thats nothing special...”
No, no, sweetie. It’s more like, this happened. We both watched it. YOU say, Only GOD could have done that! I say, ‘feel free to prove he was involved in any way at all.’
And then I wait…

John #fundie

“Perhaps you would like to explain your theory for the evolution of the virgin birth for us?”
Biologically, humans don’t do that. So it’s not part of evolution. No need to claim it or explain it. If you want to pretend it’s history, then it’s up to you to explain it.

“While your at it, maybe you can also explain the theory of the evolution of the immaculate conception.”
I don’t believe in gods. So, no ‘crimes against gods’ or sins. So choosing to exempt one carbon-based unit from the spiritual consequences of a mythical fall that disappointed a mythical creatorbeing isn’t really an evolution problem, either.

“I am sure that would be of interest for all of us”
Snark away and pat yourself on the back. I’m always in favor of people masturbating.

B.H.Streeter #fundie

“Its' part of our brain stucture to believe in God. That should tell us right here God is a certainty.”
Yes, it’s part of our brain structure to assign agency to non-sentient things. This leads to arguing with the copier, swearing at a door’s locks, and trying to entice the car to start.
This has lead to the religions of various gods to explain weather, lightning, life, seasons, phases of the moon, language, morality, and the tides.
But ideally, sane people will admit that the copier is NOT out to get them. That no matter how well you treat your dice, they don’t roll better. That swearing doesn’t make tools work any better.

But when you are certain that it takes a lawmaker to explain human morality, that’s not rational.

ScornedStoic #sexist

“the fact that a young man in his twenties wants to fuck sexually mature teenagers that fuck and drink-”
Even if they are fucking, which i’m not sure about since you’re an incel, and make all sorts of assumptions, it’s the age of consent that you need to abide by, not the age of penetration.
They’re too young to legally fuck, so it’s going to be rape. You trying to justify it as no big deal doesn’t make it not be rape.

“My chance to experience any form of young love has now completely and irrevocably expired.”
Dude, when you turned 20, it was too late for YOU to experience teen love. Love is inside your own head. Teen love is the hormones inside your head. You know, lust.

‘Love’ is wanting the best for the other person. Every one of your motivations is the best you can get for yourself. Pussy, head, adoration, and no consequences.

DickBoomerman #transphobia

A bit off topic, but might as well post it here: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RydBbwUUbls

This is a very short (a couple minutes) video which points out that there is a large overlap between the kind of woman who often gets called a “TERF” and the kind who defines womanhood primarily by the pain inflicted on them by male abusers and/or the patriarchy. And why this isn’t a good thing in general, not just because of transphobia.

Trustyourperceptions #crackpot #sexist #god-complex

Kerry Cassidy #crackpot #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

Benjamin #wingnut #racist

one good formal ball scene was spoiled by the presence of a nigger serving boy

Can't go five minutes without promoting racism. How ugly.

Prolotario #wingnut #conspiracy

Black-People-Suck #racist

“Throughout history the black man has caused havoc and we as the White man have been made to feel guilty for merely being born”
I suppose you think the Tulsa Massacre was caused by those uppity blacks making more money than the whites who slaughtered them?

Bonnie #fundie

“Ok people.."
Oklahoma is one of the few states I’ve never been in.

“I think possibly some of you dismiss the ouija board as monster in the closet or wahtever.”
Pretty much.

“But I am telling you , you are dead wrong.”
And I believe you because….?

“I do not care about who gets what monies where or when... this has absoutely nothing to do with money. If you mess with the occult, then your going to be involved in it!”
If you’re involved you’re involved? Took all day to think that one up, did you?
And the question remains, IS the ouija board occult?
Is anything occult?

“With the demons and like it or not THEY exist!!”
Yes. And people also tell me Leprechauns exist. And angels. And Obama’s death panel.

“I NO this for a fact.”
What a compelling argument… KNOT!

“I did.. I was involved and I no the conquensences!!!”
I CAME OUT OF WITCHCRAFT SO I KNOW!
Or out of satanism… Or out of homosexuality…

“First off, messin with the "board" can and does call demons. , because I have done this; in the past before God took hold of me. I had done this alone and no one around..”
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. I believe you.

“I had comments and thoughts from that board that no one knew, (sometimes not even I knew). Has nothing to do with "monsters in a closet" type thing..”
Maybe you’re just psychic?

“I loved the "board" and many many other things of the occult. That was so easy, the demons were so happy.”
You need to make up your mind if you’re going to write this from your current POV or the POV you say you had back then.

“OHhhhh yeah!! The ONLY monster is SATAN himself!! He will go to any lrngths to take control of a person. He had me for awhile; but he will NEVER have me again.”
Weird how the second most powerful being in the entire universe had complete control over you but pitiful little you fought him off.

“Weather you like it or not, your choice but messin with that stuff in any way, shape or form, will call the demons..”
I’ve called demons. Stood on the steps of a church and invited anything, God, Devil, ANgel, Demon, to come make me their slave. Then I went and got McD’s.

“Ya'll might think it is just "funny" and laugh and scoff even at Chris or myself, but that does not matter..... We will pray for all of those who are into this , and also pray that the day they realize that demons control them and it is not a joke, or some mystical farce,”
Farce IS the word, yes.

“ that they pray to the only one who can save them now!!”
Wait, if YOU’RE praying, why do I have to pray?

marklondon2003 #fundie

“What makes the Bible authentic?”
I don’t think you understand historical authenticity.
If an account is anonymous, historians tend not to use it. Can’t be sure who wrote it, when, or why.
If an account is not corroborated, Historians tend to hold it at arm’s length.
For example, there’s an account of Venice written about the city at the time of Michelangelo. The author boasted that most of the city was literate. On its own, can’t be sure if it was accurate or an exaggeration written by a proud Venice citizen.
On the other hand, we have the tax records of the time. Most of the business owners of that time prepared their own tax forms rather than hire a scribe. This supports the claim if a high literacy rate.

On the other hand, Moses is supposed to have written the first five books of the bible. But if he did, he wrote down a description of his funeral. Tends to make evaluators question just HOW MUCH of it’s written by Moses….

“Jesus, the historical Jesus, fulfilled the Bible and endorsed the OT.”
The bible wasn’t created until a few hundred years after Jesus’ time.

“If Jesus was God in the flesh, then if Jesus endorsed the Bible”
Which didn’t exist yet? And we’re back to Moses’ funeral….

“then God Himself tells us that the earth was created in 6 days.”
Unless Genesis is metaphor or parable….

“How much more proof do I need?”
ANY!?!?!

“Prove Jesus is real? The Holy Bible.”
You’re actually doing a hatchet job on your argument, here.

European #fundie

“- For CONCEALING FOSSILS unearthed from below the ground,”
Doesn’t the word ‘fossil’ MEAN ‘from underground’? WWhere else would they get the fossils?

“- For keeping 100 MILLION FOSSILS, that have remained unchanged for millions of years, hidden away from the public eye,”
Do… Do you expect fossils to change after the creature died and was buried?

“- For never admitting they have NOT EVEN A SINGLE INTERMEDIATE FORM FOSSIL,”
Ah. No, our understanding NOW is that all of them were transitional forms.

“- For concealing for years the fact that IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR PROTEINS TO FORM BY CHANCE,”
Feel free to provide the evidence of this.

“For FABRICATING FAKE SKULLS and producing them as evidence of the imaginary evolution of man,”
You’ve got one example and charge the entire industry? Fuck you.

“- For portraying the Piltdown Man hoax, ”
Science actually teaches that it was a hoax in every textbook I’ve seen.

“- For inventing the hoax intermediate Nebraska Man”
Nebraska Man was a mistake, not a hoax. it never made it into textbooks.

"and deceiving them still further BY PRODUCING PICTURES OF THIS NON-EXISTENT ENTITY’S WHOLE FAMILY,”
That was a newspaper illustrator’s impression, not the scientists’.
Good lord, you’re too dumb to be a creationist…

"For dishonestly depicting moths THEY GLUED ONTO TREE TRUNKS as “industrial revolution moths that had evolved by way of natural selection,””
STicking to trunks wasn’t part of the evolution they’re trying to illustrate, dumbass.

“For depicting the Coelacanth, WHICH STILL LIVES IN DEEP SEA WATERS TODAY, as an intermediate form,”
What makes you think it’s not?

Amo Megamela Pti #fundie

“TRUTH IS JOSEPH WAS 90 WHEN HE MARRIED MARRY”
Dude, no one cares.
I mea, I don’t believe you, but if Joseph was an adult, no one gives two shits how old he was.
The question is how old Mary was.
Pedophilia is not about the age DIFFERENCE, it’s the age of the victim.

DickBoomerman #transphobia

“"TERF" has become another way to say "cunt""
So, when i tell TERFs they’re being a cunt, it’s redundant?
Okay okay.

“and vent hatred against all women.”
No, sweetie. Just you.

“The person saying they want to bash women's heads in is showing their true colors.”
Hey! No kink-shaming!

Anons #wingnut #racist

Kerry Cassidy #crackpot #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

SO PEOPLE CALL ME CRAZY?

…I don’t even have a retort for this. This just speaks volumes by itself.

TRUMP ANNOUNCES HE IS GOING TO DISCLOSE ALIENS… the 47th President will announce in JULY that aliens are REAL

I strongly believe extraterrestrial life is real. But if Trump the compulsive liar claims that Aliens exist, I will start doubting my own convictions on that.

Prolotario #wingnut #conspiracy

@Malingspann #254360

Frankly, I think any person who suddenly woke up from a 30-year coma would be completely baffled that a failed, crooked, unlikeable and convicted-of-sexual-offense businessman would ever manage to become not only POTUS at all, not only twice, but even pull so much power towards himself to be borderline-untouchable despite being completely incompetent.

I mean, I remember when in the Justice League animated series it was considered “unrealistic” that someone like Lex Luthor could even RUN for POTUS…

Maybe by the time of, say, the 100 year anniversary of the Apollo 11 moon landing, people will say “How could someone like DONALD TRUMP become the second US president in history to serve two non-consecutive terms??”

Trustyourperceptions #crackpot #sexist #god-complex

Dr. Michael Salla #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

Looker for truth #racist #conspiracy

Kerry Cassidy #crackpot #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

the 47th President will announce in JULY that aliens are REAL

Will he still be alive in July?

PAO Web #ufo #magick

The Galactic Federation of Light was founded over 4.5 million years ago

And the enigmatic extragalactic Precursors from Halo existed over billions of years ago until they vanished 500 million years ago. The only species classified as “Transsentient” by even the hyper-advanced Forerunners, they had an understanding of the cosmos beyond anyone else, as evidenced in their signature “neural physics” technology that nobody else could even come close to comprehending.

Of course, as it turns out the Precursors aren’t as “vanished” as everyone thought they were. Their remnants still exist in various forms, most notably the Flood itself. And that revelation’s when Halo became a borderline cosmic-horror story.

The only thing the Precursors have in common with your “Light Federation” is that they’re both Scifi. One vastly better written and more popular than the other.

Trustyourperceptions #crackpot #sexist #god-complex

Dr. Michael Salla #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

@Indicible #254352

David Wilcock was a heavy hitter for the OG internet UFO disclosure expert and alien contactee. Big on the YT pseudo-science woo circuit. And also a chronic depressive who thought we was being brain targeted by TPTB.

Anons #wingnut #racist

Trump really should write a tell-all on Epstein. After all, by becoming the first openly LGBT President, he would not only epically pwn teh libz, he would also leave Shetland or whoever no choice but to give him at least one Noble Price each for peace and for literature!

Dr. Michael Salla #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

Looker for truth #racist #conspiracy

There are hundreds of prominent Jewish “truthers” promoting half-truth information, pointing to “Israel”, “Zionists”, “Globalists”, “elites”, “corporations”, “Freemasonry”, the “Illuminati”, or any race/species except the Jews to distract us

Really directing the attention far away there, aren’t they? Especially since these people go so far out of their way not to conflate their criticism of Israel with the Jewish people in general!

Horny Hathor, this goy must be the very densest of the too-dumb-to-hear-the-dog-whistle/“Name the Jews, you Cuckservatives!” crowd.

Black-People-Suck #racist

Because admitting that white people have done some pretty awful things is totally not ok to do eh?

Anons #wingnut #racist

There no proof in the Epstein files anyone raped any children, least of all Trump.

I understand how Trump can be mistaken for a child, but he doesn’t count. /s

Tatsuya Ishida #racist

Panel 4: in a cover in the style of Lisa Frank/My Little Pony, the sentence “Said No Jew Ever” is above a shooting star.

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be a parody of the old "The More You Know" logo (from the NBC interstitals of the same name), particularly given the design of the star and trail.

Benjamin #wingnut #racist

The attached book appears to be Spanish painters in Paris 1850-1900.
The book is a collection of art in many styles. The writer seems to be taking it as historically accurate where it can’t be. Essentially rose colored glasses in artistic form.

Vox Day #conspiracy

Black-People-Suck #racist

PAO Web #ufo #magick

The Galactic Federation of Light was founded over 4.5 million years ago

The Vorlons were around for longer than that, with their First Ones enemies the Shadows for far longer: billions of years. The former are ‘Beings of Light’ outside their encounter suits.

So when Sheridan told both of them to ‘Get the hell out of our galaxy!’ - thus their humiliation exposed via the First One Lorien, they did exactly that: passed ‘Beyond the Rim’, never to return - what you claim ‘exists’ would be small potatoes to what he led: the Interstellar Alliance.

Nice Sci-Fi by the way, OP: but not as good as “Babylon 5″.

Benjamin #wingnut #racist

Kerry Cassidy #crackpot #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

Looker for truth #racist #conspiracy

Vox Day #conspiracy

Don't include variables you don't need. Multiple body doubles would be impossible for this grossly incompetent misadministration to keep secret.

Anons #wingnut #racist

So much for ‘Saving the Children’ after Epsteingate blew up the paedophilia hill you’ve ultimately died on, /pol/tards.

…and the crater created as a result of the explosion that was the big revelation which exposes only too openly what you previously claimed about those not exactly like you is now the ultimate act of ‘Accusations are Admissions’ means we have the moral high ground. But hey:

At least you’ll be in good company down there with your orange Paedo-in-Chief.

Yeah, I said it: Don Old Fart is an inferior subhuman paedo nonce. Now do your fucking worst, you orange Gary Glitter - especially considering how things are going for you re. that $10 billion lawsuit against the Wall Street Journal after they called your bluff - as I have less to fear than you have about the midterms. Why, Trumpy?

The discovery process in court will be fun.

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #elitist

Leave us to our happiness and joy. Be jealous.

I don't see much happiness or joy in this little diatribe. To the contrary, you seem jealous, paranoid, and extremely bitterrr.

Anons #wingnut #racist

@Peacemonger373 #254325

I expect that if you press this poster on it, he’ll admit that he really really hates age of consent laws.

Looker for truth #racist #conspiracy

Everyone is a secret Jew, especially those who aren’t as batshit insane as you and your delusional paraniod declaration of everyone and their cats as being secret Jews… again… all you are doing is ensuring you NEVER get any power whatsoever which is still good because you clearly want to genocide EVERYONE because you believe them all secret Jews