Lucilius

@Lucilius

Fritz Berggren #fundie #racist #conspiracy #wingnut

Same list: "Twenty-five Reasons Fritz Berggren is a Nazi lunatic."

David J Stewart #fundie #homophobia #sexist

Professor Michael Dargaville #crackpot #ufo #magick

Anon #sexist

You're confusing "can't love women" with "don't love you."

Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #crackpot #fundie #god-complex #psycho

Why do you think anybody cares what you want?

Ben Garrison #conspiracy

I could write a book listing the reasons why the landings are obviously real, but for brevity I will say that Ben Garrison's a lying idiot.

Unknown YEC #fundie

Translation: "My students smiled and nodded at my ravings to keep me from flunking them."

Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #crackpot #fundie #god-complex

Pretty sure Olivia spends way more time thinking about cock than do any of the people she denounces.

Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #crackpot #psycho #god-complex #fundie

Anon #sexist #crackpot

Ah, yes - Scrotland, where the national dish is baggis.

Buynothingday #conspiracy #racist

So your argument is that all the smart and talented people are Jews? Not making much of a case for the "Master Race," are you?

BasedBarbie #sexist #psycho

@Conscience #254894

I don't know, but it'd be entertaining to watch. Not the fucking, if there is any, but the circus leading up to it.

BasedBarbie #sexist #homophobia

So are we all incorrigible molesters of women, or are we all gay? Make up your mind.

Vox Day #dunning-kruger

"Ook ook, me make up shit dat sound sciency! Use big word! Me not unnerstan word so nobody else unnerstan either! Sciency-word mystery will convert heathen! Me am smart!"

Jerry Goler #wingnut #conspiracy #racist #sexist

Awake #wingnut #conspiracy

Asleep probably also believes gas is 7000% cheaper now and that the world totally isn't laughing at our incompetence.

DJM #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

This is the shittiest coffeehouse open mic night I've ever heard.

Fascipedia #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Bride Ministries International #fundie #magick

Whoa, what sins your parents commit to make you such a stupid asshole?

Erika Kirk #wingnut #fundie #transphobia

"Greedy piece of shit blames death of evil piece of shit on kids being taught to be nice to each other."

Higher Gnosis via Chellea Wilder #magick #ufo #conspiracy #crackpot

Uh, that's cool and all, but could you just get my burger and fries?

Bill Toppson #wingnut #conspiracy

Bill, Christmas must be easy for you. You can buy presents for your parents, grandparents and siblings, and still only have to buy for two people.

Joseph Plumb #wingnut

Translation: "I found what I think is a viable excuse to vote for a fascist!"

Anons #wingnut #racist

Trumpidiots in 2016: "Democrats are all pedos, hiding mole children in tunnels under Walmart! Trump will expose it and save the kids!"

Trumpidiots in 2026: "Nobody's a pedo, it's all invented to frame Trump!"

Dharmendra Semwal and Gangotri temple in Uttarakhand #fundie

So it's basically fraternity hazing. Do they get paddled too?

*Whap!*
"THANK YOU SHIVA MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?"
*Whap!*
"THANK YOU SHIVA MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?"
*WHAP!*
"THANK YOU SHIVA MAY I ..."

The Dude #wingnut #pratt

The Dupe grew up in stupidity, and when he joined the Nazi Party, the first thing he did was display his stupidity.

Elizabeth Nickson #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

The Dominion Society of Canada #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Cool, everybody can leave except the First Nations. I guess the Dumbassion Society will be moving back to White Incestville, Europe.

LockdownIsLame #senpai_noticed_us #fundie

Back in college I got my first apartment with three other guys. One of us (not me, sadly) got a girlfriend. She was there a lot, often wandering around in her underwear. And she was very attractive.
So naturally we stared, but ... the interesting thing was how quickly we got used to it. Within a couple weeks we were saying "Heather, move it! Your ass is in front of the TV again!"

Errol Musk #racist #pratt

I'm for this. Let the shitheads all move to Shitheadsville and see how that goes. Hell, ship Egon there himself.

Dani Henderson/Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #magick #crackpot #conspiracy #mammon

Methinks Dani has had contact with a shitload of LSD.

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

And there is the whole plan in plain view:

1. Spout bullshit to find stupid people.

2. Grift!

WM0915 #wingnut #pratt

Looks like Fox News is now implanting electrodes directly in viewers' reptilian hindbrains.

Anon #conspiracy

Meowykar #sexist

You know, Meowykar, I think you just don't like *people.* And with that attitude, I doubt they like you, so it's self-reinforcing.

PITT Parents #transphobia

I've got to figure that these PITTers were ridiculously self-absorbed long before their kids came out.
Kid has a tough time adjusting to a new school? Parent: "Oh, this is hurting ME so much!"
Kid goes through first breakup? Parent: "I am so devastated for MYSELF!"
Kid loses a job? Parent: "This is the worst thing that could happen to MEEEEE!"