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California Astrology Association #magick

On a shelf in an adult bookstore I saw similar results promised for the purchase of a 14-inch long, solid, black, strap-on. Tiny little woman wearin git on the box. The flash on the box invited you to ‘show them who’s the boss.’
Pretty sure the connection was going to be pertty deep, too.

jwp #fundie

“Now that's an absolutist statement to make with no proof.”
Not correct.
Science is naturalistic.
Genesis is about supernatural events performed by a supernatural actor.
It’s not science in any way, shape, or form.

“Modern sceince makes a lot of assumptions for example there's never been enough time to prove that the decay of Carbon isotopes is a proved time.”
Oh, you’re one of those people who don’t get the joke.
Little old lady leaves her house and drives downtown. A cop pulls her over and gives her a ticket for doing 90 mph in a school zone. she protests.
There are two punchlines.
One is that she can’t have been doing 90 miles per HOUR, she only left the house 20 minutes ago.
The other is that she can’t have been doing 90 MILES, she only lives two miles away.
If you can see the flaw in her logic, that’s the flaw in your objection.

“It's all theroy.”
Yes. All of science is theory.
And?

“Just like the THEROY of Evolution.”
In science, theory does not mean ‘wild assed guess.’

“ Anytime a definitive statement is made centering around billions and billions of years (Saganism) there's no proof just assumption.”
There is no proof, but it’s not an assumption.
It’s a conclusion based on the evidence that goes right over your head.

“So to make your statement you MUST put faith in the (religous) SCIENCE statements that foist truth onto us by means of extrapolation of what they do know.”
Not even kind of close to true.

“ The story of sceince is ever changing and corrupted by the sinful nature of man.”
That’s why we have peer review to try to limit man’s emotional nature.

“ I for one can't and won't accept anything they say as being the gospel truth when it comes to matters of unprovability.”
No one cares about a stance this stupid.

Rep. Jonathan Stickland #sexist

“Rape is non-existent in marriage, take what you want my friend!”
So, your wife drugs you and ties you to the bed, then takes a dildo and buttfucks you until you can’t see straight, that’s just sex, because you said ‘I do.’
Really?

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

What a TOTAL waste of everyone’s time. DJStewie’s opinion on all things educational versus some poor kid who thinks Pillowfucker is an authority figure.

“Going to a homeopathic doctor for a natural remedy is not only acceptable, but preferable.”
Sounds like you found a quack who gives you morphine for your back, but calls it ‘Herbal Suntea Blend.’

Vox Day #sexist

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

“Biblically, psychology is the study of the soul, and the Bible is our text book.”
Our?
David, you are WAY too fucked up to claim any competency at psychology, biblical or otherwise.

“When all else fails, read the instructions! Amen!”
Yes, yes, the book that says the Earth is flat and the sky is solid is a good textbook for living your life on a globe under the endless universe. Uh huh.

“In sharp contrast, secular psychology”
Oh, you DO know the word ‘secular.’
Any chance you know what it actually MEANS though?

“is rooted in humanism,”
I don’t know too many psychologists that tell their patients to lead ethical lives for the benefit of all humanity, more stop using bad coping mechanisms to get through the day.

“evolution,”
Well, yes, anyone trying to use science would tend to accept science.

“atheism and other isms and schisms.”
Ah. You do NOT know what secular means. It doesn’t mean or promote atheism, it’s secular. That part of the world which is NOT religious in nature.

“ Sigmund Freud (fraud)”
DIdn’t enjoy your court-ordered visits, I see.

"The major problem with secular psychology is it's blatant rejection of the Word of God as an authority.”
Every science is secular and ignores your superstition, Davey. Even the science that made the computer you’re barfing this out on.

“Secular psychology text books don't even recognize the concept of sin when dealing with the complexities of the human soul and spirit.”
You’re surprised that a voltmeter doesn’t tell you what time is high tide. You’re an idiot.

“The Word of God teaches”
No two believers say the same thing about everything the Word teaches, Davey.
Not much of a concern for society.

“ it should now be clear to you why it is dangerous to seek guidance from secular psychologists.”
They’ve usually helped me deal with my depression without causing me to vomit.
Catholic Marriage Class got me WAY closer to regurgitation than the therapists did.

“ Christians should not seek counsel from the unsaved world.”
No, they really should not. Just keep praying. Pray away the gay, pray away the hard-on that’s inappropriate, pray for a sex slave, pray for a domestic slave wife. That’s much better than dealing with the reality.
And answre all the surveys that you’re happy and have a good sex life.

"If you do seek their help, you'll be receiving counsel from heathens who practice astrology,”
Now, you’re just making shit up.

“see no harm in abortion,”
We see plenty of harm in abortion, idiot, but we see MORE harm in letting someone other than the woman and her doctor make the decision.

"participate in homosexual parades"
Really chaps your ass that no one listens to you as an authority, doesn’t it?

Vox Day #sexist

“[From “A Passing Thought”]
The ideal role of woman is the cheerleader. The satanic inversion of the cheerleader is the critic”
Um, no.
To the incel, the ideal woman is at the goal. She IS the goal. Or at least her vagina is.
The Satanic version is the goalkeeper, the one who denies the man’s access to the goal.
To the feminist, the ideal woman is the event sponsor, who decides which men get to play on her field.

Either cheerleader or critic are on the sidelines, or up in the stands. Tangential to the struggle. All they can affect is the player’s ego…
Oh. I see.

“It’s fascinating to observe the way in which women not only fail to understand their power over men, but how they sabotage their own well-being by not only giving in to the inversive role, but doing it without even realizing they are doing so”
Dude, that’s still exerting power over men.
If they’re ALWAYS supportive, you have no reason to change.
If they find a problem with you, it’s not their well-being that’s at stake, it’s your self image. And you pretend that ’she’s just ruining her chance of getting me.’
Funny.

“The key, I think, is to understand that every man who isn’t an optimist with a gambling problem is perfectly aware of the fact that he could fail.”
i don’t think that’s optimism. Trump has lost and always insists he’s winning. The crowd boos and he insists they’re cheering. It’s not optimism, it’s dementia.

“It’s very, very easy to not do anything, to not try to succeed.”
Depends on what yuo consider ‘success.’

“Which is why it is imperative for the women in a man’s life to grasp that not only does a man have no need for a negative voice to balance his moments of optimism and inspiration, but that piling more negativity on top of his natural concerns, fears, and worries all but ensures that he will never take the risks required to level up”
Um, no. Not even close.
Since the early days of our dating, she’s met some of my better ideas with enthusiasm, and pointed out the holes in my dumber ones. It’s a team effort. I don’t WANT her to be either a cheerleader or silent. Then she’d just watch me fail in ways she saw coming.

“There are men who don’t need cheerleaders and who are basically impervious to criticism.”
Oh, don’t bring the rest of this into it. This is about you and your whining about bitches pointing out your problems.

“ I’m one obvious example of that,”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
People who are impervious to criticism don’t NOTICE it.
You try to downplay the woman so you can ignore the criticism.
This is the advanced debate tactic of ‘ad hominem.’

"Before your criticize anything, ask yourself one question:
1) Is there anything that can be done about it now?”
Yes, at the very least we can learn what NOT to do in the future.

Vox Day #sexist

“It's long been observed that the uglier a woman is, the more likely she is to be a feminist.”
‘ugly’ is a subjective evaluation made by the onlooker.
Feminist is anyone who thinks a woman should have as many career, hobby, and entertainment options as a man. So every single woman in Playboy is a feminist
Sounds like you just don’t like women who think they can tell you ‘no.’

“And it was always logical, too, that women who couldn't compete with other women in the traditional manner would seek to change the rules of the game.”
You use ‘logic’ funny.
Wouldn’t it be MORE logical that women who can’t compete in the game men set up to not play in that game at all? No change to the rules,just go their own way.
Just more of your projecting.

“…encouraging them to waste their youth and fertility in chasing careers rather than families.”
Wasting their fertility?
What a load of horseshit.
My wife didn’t marry until she was 30. We have had three kids.
And we’ve been able to put all three of them through college.
She’s had a military career of 11 years, an IT career of about 8 years, a teaching career of 17 years, and she’s now 5 years at my company.
We have a grandkid. And I tend to worship the ground she walks on you judgmental fuckstick.
She hasn’t wasted anything.

“The message is a simple and straighforward one: feminism is for female losers in the game of Life.”
Ah. That’s by the judges of the game you think they should be playing. As I said, lot more sense for them to just walk away from that table and go to an entirely different casino.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #quack #elitist #conspiracy

“You are continuous indestructible essence"
My sister bit off the end of my finger when we were young. Every time I try to type the letter ‘I’ i regret not being indestructible.

William #fundie

“the term used throughout this debacle is ‘identify’, demonstrating that even the chief dissemination agents of this perversion of science acknowledge that it’s nothing more than one thing pretending to be another.”
No, that’s not what ‘identify’ means.
You’re looking for ‘pose.’ If i were to say that I ‘pose’ as an Apache Helicopter, that’s pretending.
If i truly feel in my heart of hearts that I AM an Apache Helicopter, that’s how I identify MYSELF, no matter what chassis you SEE or insist that I am.

And the science is stacked in favor of the transgendered person.

Ronnie A #wingnut #crackpot #quack #conspiracy

“WHETHER IT IS THE “CON ARTIST” OR THE VICTIM… THEY BOTH AGREE… AND THEN IT BECOMES FRAUD AND THEN SELF-JUSTIFICATION OF THE FRAUD…”
You make it sound like two people start to do business honestly, then one of them suddenly decides, “I think I’m going to lie to this person and steal their money.” And the other party decided, “This isn’t possibly real, but I’m going to give them the money, anyway, so we can commit fraud.”

Pretty sure most fraud starts out with the intent to commit fraud, while the victims really hope it’s real. Maybe not really honest, but they certainly aren’t suspecting fraud.

Like in The Producers, the entire show was created for the express purpose of taking money with no intention of sharing profits, given to them by easily manipulated old ladies hoping for a gamble to pay off.
The victims are, yes, often complicit in their own destruction. Their greed overcame their caution or any red flags. But they’re still victims,

Samson #fundie

“If disgusting, lowlife, piece of shit [FICTIONAL] sex traffickers and old, fat,[FICTIONAL] perverted pedophiles can recognize a woman's virginity as making her more valuable [TO FICTIONAL BIDDERS] then why can't Western women?”
You’re really using ‘i saw it on a movie’ as your argument?
Sit down, shut up, and go watch On The Beach. Suicide yourself accordingly.

“So there you [REAL PEOPLE] have it: even degenerate[ FICTIONAL] pedophiles and scumbag [FICTIONAL] sex traffickers have more sense than [REAL PEOPLE] feminists.”

And frankly, I don’t CARE if I exhibit a trait that would make me more valuable in a slave market, I still find slavery abhorrent.

Black Dwarf #fundie

“For something to be evidence, it has to exist**.”
Eh. I’m willing to accept a decent argument for some things.

“Now everything which exists exists for a reason*, either through an external cause or of the necessity of its own existence, etc.”
So for any given object, either someone/something made it or no one did and it exists anyway. That’s a compelling observation.

“So, unless it is possible for nothing at all to exist, then there can't be evidence for God not existing.”
Kind of a verbal Klein bottle, what?
I’m an atheist because I don’t have any experience of compelling evidence that gods exist. I don’t see much point in trying to find positive evidence that they do not exist. I do not have a third nose on my face. What’s the evidence FOR that nose not existing? Can’t claim that I’ve searched for it, someone will say it’s possible I just missed it, or stopped looking when I became convinced I didn’t have a second nose.

“So, I think,”
Heh. Oh, wait, you’re serious?

“ unless you can show that it was possible for there to not be anything existing, then I think it means that there can't be evidence for God not existing.”
I think that’s a pretty jumbled effort to shift the burden of proof. You want me to believe in your god, OR to behave as if i do? Show me the evidence for it.

“Even f there were a possibility that nothing at all would exist, something does exist and we are entitled to ask why something rather than nothing actually exists.”
You’re entitled to ask. You’re not really supported in saying that it proves ‘Goddidit.’

“ Either way atheism is stuffed.”
Not even slightly. You haven’t touched on ANY reason I have to be an atheist.

Josiah #fundie

“That's no opinion. That's fact!”
It’s not a statement of fact, it’s a warning about behavior.
You’re too stupid to state a fact.

“No Christian should have anything to do with that son of the devil (except to pray for him).”
Weird how at his death, the evangelicals came out of the woodwork to laud his absolute SKEWERING of Catholic Dogma.
"In fact, WANNA was a sin all by itself. 'Thou Shalt Not WANNA'. If you woke up in the morning and said, 'I'm going down to 42nd street and commit a mortal sin!' Save your car fare; you did it, man!”

They LOVED him for his insight and humorous takedown of the RCC.
Then, of course, they read the summary of his life and found that he’d been an atheist for… Oh, a while. Lost their collective shit that such a demonic demon was enticing innocent children to laugh at God.

Overclassified/Vo Bahiana #ufo #magick #conspiracy

@Malingspann #258005

I saw an idea for a fiction character, a prophet who doesn’t believe in prophecies.
He thinks he’s being sarcastic.
“And then Aliens will abduct the Scottish team at the world cup, I suppose!”
And when it happens, exactly as he said, he STILL doesn’t believe. He just looks at the camera and says, “Huh. What were the odds?”
Somehow, I don’t think the writers would use THIS prophecy in the promo. Or the pilot. Or the blooper reel. MAYBE some fanfiction… Really bad fanfictino.

blackattraction #fundie

“I sexually identify as a tree.”
This is not a joke. A joke, humor, forces you to change your point of view about something.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I’m not good at jokes.
It’s funny because you’re all programmed to expect a pun in the response. But she just shattered your expectations.

““I sexually identify as a tree.
You can’t be mad. You know it’s true.”
it’s not funny because you’re trying to reinforce your bigoted view. Not challenge it. This is just schoolyard teasing. “Ha ha! Trannies are different!”
I can be mad that you don’t take the situation seriously enough to know enough about it to make a fucking joke.

Trinity Foundation #fundie #dunning-kruger

WayTruthLife #fundie

“Name a proof of God? Look around, Tim.”
Tim’s kind of skinny. I can look past him without going around him.

“Go to the zoo.”
The zoo men built? They have all the information available, who donated, who built it, when.

“Put a lion next to an elephant, and those next to a giraffe, and those next to an gorilla, and explain again how they evolved from a common ancestor.”
Ah. So the name of your proof of god is ‘argument from incredulity.’ Got it.
So, anyway, the explanation would be a textbook on evolutionary theory.

“And do it straight-faced.”
Every single time.

“ Then read Romans 1.”
This would be a book written by Paul, right? Who never once mentions Jesus as a living person, walking the Earth?
Doesn’t really discuss Genesis to any detail?
Is really impressed by the God he already believed in but came to believe in Jesus, also?
Yeah, how is this proof of your god?

NeoGrendizer #dunning-kruger #wingnut

“ So you're telling me, to my face in broad fucking daylight, that after we killed off 99% of their leadership and military, and gutted their infrastructure, that we "lost the war", because we brought a deal to the table to end the war that you guys were bitching about.”
Yes. Trump said one of our goals was regime change. We may have replaced the faces,but it’s the same regime. So, that goal was not counted as a win.
Trump wanted to do away with their nuclear program, now we have a treaty that’s weaker than the Obama-era one he tore up. That’s not a win.

“Yeah, I stand by my previous statements: Trump could literally find the cure to cancer, and you would find a way to say he's utilizing cruel and unusual punishment to said cancer!”
Yeah, If. Big IF. MAGA likes to talk about IF.
But for all the people we killed during the war we started illegally, what did we get?
Iran has MORE control over the Strait than they did before we started.
We’re giving them BILLIONS in unfreezing their assets
AND we’re giving them billions to rebuild.

“Then again, these are the same type of retards who chugged whole bottles of aspirin out of spite, because he and RFK said that doing so is bad for your health.”
I must have missed that. Did this happen when you fuckers were taking horse paste? Or when Trump told you to inject bleach?

“This is not fact that is being stated, this is being sore that we won because Trump is president.”
What did we win, Genius? What is even slightly better about life in the United States because we went to war with Iran?

jesussaves75028 #fundie

“Why don't u believe?”
Ken Ham has stated that Atheists have a religion that lacks credulity.
Pretty sure he meant credibility, and atheism isn’t a religion, but still have to say this is correct.

“If ur one of those scientific thinkers”
Nope. Just skeptical.

“I can give u a few scientific LAWS that prove Gods here.”
No. That’s not possible. Science is naturalistic, the system can NOT lead to proof that gods are real.

“ I mean how can u look at our world and our universe and say a thing of nothingness exploded”
That’s not what anyone says except creationists.

“ and our world was here.”
Ah. You see the Big Bang as the cornucopia. Or Santa’s bag.

“ Everything points to a creator Especially the universe.”
Not even slightly.

Trinity Foundation #fundie #dunning-kruger

“(1) Observation is unreliable.”
I think you’re confusing observations with eyewitness testimony.
The requirement for the scientific method is repeatable observations. So, like, the pressure of air exerted at sea level, the speed of light in a vacuum, the number of layers of annual sediment found under a river. Not just ‘I done saw goats fucking and they had a baby cow.” The entire POINT of scientific observations is that they are reliable. Scientists go to some effort to remove personal bias and credulity from their work.

“(2) All scientific experiments commit the fallacy of asserting the consequent.”
So, Pasteur felt that sunlight on meat did NOT create maggots. His experiment proved that he was, indeed, correct. Exactly how is this a problem for science
Asserting the conclusion is not the same as the fallacy of confirming the consequent.

“(3) Science commits the fallacy of induction.”
Citation needed.

“(4) Equations are always selected, they are never discovered.”
Equations are developed. How in the fuck would you DISCOVER math?

“(5) All scientific laws describe ideal situations.”
Um, yes. That’s the entire point. We don’t describe too many laws, it has to be a situation where we can be certain we can predict how matter and energy interact. This helps us understand less ideal situations, but doesn’t always predict them fully.
This is not a flex against science in any way.

Sunshine Mary #fundie

“Women naturally prefer being under a man’s authority.”
Depends on the man. There are a whole bunch of women looking dagger-eyes at Kegsbreath right now.

“It’s unnatural to be under a woman’s authority if she isn’t related to you.”
So are clothes.
I work for a female supervisor right now. She’s far more competent than the man she replaced, and I’m quite comfortable with her.
I’ve also had female officers appointed over me. I didn’t feel at all surreal in saluting them.

“Being under a woman’s authority feels sort of unstable.”
Uhhhhhhhhhhh, no.
Had women doctors, nurses, most of my surgery preps were women telling what to do.
Worked fine.

“Traditional human tribal cultures were almost always led by male chiefs, and women naturally prefer that.”
No, I think you’ll find that MEN prefer that. Women just put up with us.

“When I worked in the public schools, I always preferred working under a male principal to working under a female one, even when the female principals were super nice.”
I’m growing less and less concerned with what you’re comfortable with. You seem to have some issues.

“It just creates this feeling of security in a woman to take orders from a man;”
How many other women have you talked to about this?
I don’t even give my wife orders if we’re playing doubles.
I think you’re about as womanly as I am and you barely speak for yourself, much less an entire gender.

Tomas Jokubonis #crackpot

I’ve seen someone who put square wheels on their cart and drove across a field. It’s a bitch to get up to speed, and a real boneshaker until then. Once you’re at a decent speed, it’s a good,smooth clip. But oh my GOD the divots it throws up…

Jedi #fundie

So, one night when I had duty on the sub, I took a break to run over to the soda machines on the pier. There was an officer who had nothing smaller than a $20. I didn’t have twenty dollars, but I have about five ones. So, not as much value in my pocket as the officer, but I had what I needed to get the soda I wanted.
For a vending machine that only took coins and $1’s, the twenty was pretty worthless.
So, maybe the only ULTIMATE VALUE in my life is missing without God, but I still have kids, a wife, a grandkid, and lots of Legos. So, I can get by.

David J. Stewart #fundie #crackpot #sexist

“It is a shame that women today no longer want to be mothers and homekeepers as the Bible teaches.”
Yeah, your book is sexist and misogynistic. I can see why it appeals to you, but it becomes more and more tangential to society with every generation. And so do you. Good luck in your search for a sex slave and a free maid.

David J. Stewart #fundie #crackpot #sexist

“It means that you are placing your will above God's, vilifying His Word as inferior to your own plans and intentions.”
No, Davey. I’m placing my will above YOURS. You have many problems, n ot the least of which is your need for God to approve of your misogyny and other hates. And the more you push this ancient tome, the more obviously irrelevant it is.

Nothingness #fundie #psycho

“We are on opposit pole of being.”
Well, that would make you very special, then, rather than just a loser among other beings.

“We dont belong to it. To being. Even reproductive instinct is forbiden lol.”
The instinct is not forbidden. You’re certainly allowed to feel desire.
The ways you want to act on it are a different problem.

“But i have good news.”
On top of not being allowed to exist you have MORE good news?

“We are therefor the opposition to life principle itself.”
You’re death?

“What is left for us?”
Oh, i can’t wait to find out.

“Realm of horror, destruction, hate , violence, cold , and death.”
But horror comes from a fear of losing one’s life. that’s not the opposite.
For the rest, that’s pretty pathetic.
No cheerleader will touch my peepee, therefore I am Shiva the Destroyer. Fuck all of you, once I finish my pizza rolls, it’s over for you fuckers.

“Here is our realm We are totaly different.”
This is why you define yourselves by the sex you cannot have with the woman you want so desperately to fuck… Because you’re TOTALLY UNLIKE someone who just can’t get laid.

“ We are on opposit pole of being. We are undead we are nothingness.”
So, what, you don’t like garlic?

“And here is our true identety.”
You’re a self-important poser because your virginity is pure?

“Our enemy therefore is being itself.”
I thought your enemy is everyone who pretends that sex is preferable to watching porn alone.

“We are made of antimater of life.”
The antimatter of life is antimatter.

“Our identity is the deadly sword of nothingness that cuts all parts of being and throw it to dogs.”
Sure, sure, I’m afraid of you and what you’ll do to me as long as I don’t hang out up a flight of steep stairs.

“Here the new forse has risen.
We are children of nothingness who wants us to worship and to fight for it. In the name of our God " who is like nothing else".

Inshalah.”
I think you’d do better to pray to Kali, personally. Who knows, maybe you’ll become evil enough she’ll fuck you before you die.

Chris4Christ #fundie

“Wiccans are Satan worshippers. Sorry to disillusion you, but it's the truth.”
And you know this because…?

“They may deny it, but of course they would.”
I’ve met Wiccans. I trust them a lot more than I trust you.

“ And right now, yes, I do believe that Satan is using the Muslims, in their misguided beliefs, as his tools.”
I liked Ghostbusters.
That scene where religious authorities are all praying outside of Dana’s building, all that religious power gathered together, and it did flat-out bupkes.
I think, if there is a god, it’s an evil god, like Gozer. And though wizards defeated it a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago, its minions have created the various (impotent) faiths left behind. Nothing any Christain prays will stop Gozer, nor any Muslim, nor any Wiccan, Hindu, Shinto, Jew, Norse, Greek, Roman priests…
All a sham.

“They kill without conscience!!"
Wiccans tend to practice the Rede.
An it harm none, do as ye will. That’s certainly better than Christains bombing abortion clinics in the name of Jesus’ love.

“They preach to kill the infidels...infidels being any NON-MUSLIM.”
You should read the bible a bit. Just once or twice.

“ You would hold them out as icons of goodness?”
I think holding them out as Satanists is not being an icon of goodness on YOUR part, no.

mirmirmir #wingnut

“Now now, don't be hypocrite now.”
When Should I be a hypocrite, if not Now now, now?

“look at me, I'm smart because I think religion is dumb"
Can’t say that, I was among the faithful for a while.
I do think I have a certain kind of smarts because i do crosswords in ink, but not because others are satisfied by arguments for one or another superstition.

“I bet you religiously believe Hitler is evil.”
Religiously?
Exactly what do you think that word means? I only think Hitler is evil because an authority figure for my moral code has told me he’s evil?
No, I can pretty much make the evaluation all by myself, thanks. Causing unnecessary harm to members of my species based on racist attitudes would qualify anyone for a label of ‘evil,’ in my mind.

“Like let a real historical figure be a historical figure.”
Okay. I think Hitler really existed, like Benedict Arnold and various saints of the Inquisition. Being historical doesn’t make them not be evil.

“Don't put them on par with deity.”
I don’t. I don’t think people who really existed are on par with deities who I have no faith in. Loki, Set, Hel, and so on.

“Your educational system integrity is cooked bro.”
Sounds like your vocabulary is at least a little self-serving.

“Your religion is worshipping gays and juice.”
Too atheist to have a religion, bubbles. But keep on telling me what i really believe, those statements are NEVER as wrong as an airport made of honey.

“You putting your fellow human beings above yourself.”
If they’re my fellow human beings, I’m not putting myself above OR below them, Am I? Have you Englished very long? Words have meanings.

“Have some self respect.”
I can have PLENTY of self-respect and still see myself as not being the center of everything. I served on four submarines. One person is the CO. One person is the head of each department. And one person mops the forward head. All are critical, but not necessarily the protagonist.

gstvtrp and suspension_collector #sexist

“If people complain about this, the answer is very clear: "YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO SEX!"
…but there is no way to object to this.”
I never did think you fucks understood this reference.
We’re not the Soup Guy from Seinfeld. We don’t just decide that incels aren’t ever going to have sex.
This is almost always in response to some incel claim that sex is a need, a right, a requirement for life, or some other justification for women coming across with the pussy.
The full sentiment is that no matter how great you feel that your need for sex is, you do not have the right or authority to decide who has to fuck you. It would follow that you also cannot decide who she does NOT fuck.
It’s not your vagina, shut the fuck up.
“Make a limit to how many women a single man can fuck per year, and set it low enough to equalize the market. If you go over it, you have your dick cut off.”
There is no market. Women don’t fuck you because you’re offputting. Making fewer men available does not make you look any better in a strong light.
If the food in one vending machine is moldy, then unplugging the other machines doesn’t make it any more appetizing.

techouspeaks #homophobia #transphobia

"but this post says nothing about it effecting personality.”
Why are you expecting it to change personality?
Over the years in the military I met a few gay sailors. I didn’t know it at first, but over time some of them revealed to me, or some got caught, or whatever reason.

There were never any personality traits that didn’t make sense until i found out they were gay. Finding it out didn’t change anything. I just don’t understand your objection.
You say you don’t have anything against gay characters, but you’re also saying that no canon character can be seen as gay without a major rewrite.
i kinda suspect you want your gay characters very, very obviously gay. All the mannerisms, like the coloring of a Poison Dart Frog, so you know to keep away.

electronicoffee #transphobia

Forty years ago or so, I read an article in the barracks, i think in a Playboy, where the author hung out with some transvestites for a night. He was there to get a glimpse into the FUN, CAMP, and PERFORMANCE.
They stopped at a hotel room someone had rented, touched up makeup (or changed their looks completely) and went out again.
Just before they left, the reporter looked down and found a panty liner for that time of the month. He looked to his guide, the only other person left in the room, and wondered aloud just how ‘authentic’ these costumes were.
The guide tried to downplay the significance. Some people were just sticklers for authenticity, they tried. It appeared to me, even then, that the actual answer was that there were some transexuals among the drag performers, but the guide didn’t want to get into that discussion.
I don’t know HOW you can be sure that there were no transgendered people at the shooting… OR any grouping, really.

Godzman #fundie

“what I don't understand is how you can be a evolutionist and not believe in creation,”
The guys that taught me evolutionary theory did the ground work to explain it do me and show me the evidence.
The guys that taught me creationism just insisted that I read a book of fairy talesand accept it.

“ did we just drop out of the sky.”
No, I was Navy. We just washed ashore.

“Did something appear outside of nothingness by itself”
Nothing in the theoryof evolution or the theory of the big bang involves ‘from nothing.’
It’s utterly STUPID questions like this that make me get my wife to promise, if i’m EVER a creationist, have the doctor pull the plug, I’m not coming back.

michaelprue9024 #crackpot #wingnut

@Zinnia #257908
Man, we sure do award a LOT of medals for undeclared military activities.
I got the National Defense Service Medal for being on a submarine during Desert Storm. Nowhere on any map that was printed in Newsweek, but we participated. Hell, everyone who graduated boot camp during Desert Shield or Desert Storm got the National Defense Service Medal.

Editor #fundie

“Biology teaches “heredity & variation” - i.e. built-in limits.”
Not really limits. More like the changes will be very small WITH EACH GENERATION. Not like you’re thinking, that a horse could never bcome a donkey.

“Science teaches that variation is limited; that is what we see in real biology. Evolution though teaches unlimited variation over time, and that heredity can be violated.”
No, evolution doesn’t teach that heredity is violated. It is still small changes WITH EACH GENERATION, but accumulating over time.

“At each step of the way evolution violates science.”
It’s the same science, bubbles.

“At each step of the way creation is in sync with science.”
Nope. Science doesn’t do magic.

“An evolutionist has faith to believe that nothing exploded into something”
No, that’s not evolution.
And it was never ‘nothing.’
It’s more that EVERYTHING expanded into EVERYTHING.

“for no reason, and oh yeah, gravity invented itself for no reason,”
You mock what you clearly don’t know anything about. You look stupid.

“ and don’t forget the laws governing light, momentum, thermodynamics, etc.”
You do know that humans invented the laws, right?

“ You see, at each step evolution defies science."
You don’t know what the steps of evolution even ARE.

“Devout evolutionists deny the Creator’s power because she or he badly wants to ignore His laws regarding our lives and our morals.”
Such a strawman…

“An evolutionist (to be consistent with his faith) should predict that we live in a disordered unlawful universe”
Why? We invented the laws where we thought we could predict the ways matter and energy interact. That’s science.

biggandyy #fundie

“We know from Scripture that Adam was formed as an adult male. We do not know at what age God preset the universe, if it was preset at all.”
So if we say that ALL THE EVIDENCE points to a 15 Billion Year Universe, you have no quibble?

“It makes sense that God would create man and beast as adults. Did He not create the beasts to be fruitful (reproduce after their kind) in the Garden?”
You’re forgetting that Adam was supposed to pick a beast from the field before God had to make Woman. She was not part of the plan. Doesn’t look like Adam was intended to reproduce.

“Radiometric dating is flawed at its core and needs to be abandoned as a part of scientific theory.”
Then show how radiometric dating is flawed AND in such a way that it dovetails with every other form of dating. They all must be flawed, in different ways since they work differently, but they give consistent ages when compared.
Don’t just say it’s bad because you DON’T LIKE THE RESULTS, science requires evidence of the error being identified.

Phoenix #racist

“Looking at her picture, the problem with people like her is that some White man will probably get involved with her and create more mixed race children and so on down the line.”
Aw, someone will have a life without your permission?

“This is one of the reasons why we insist on racial separation. We want to preserve our European heritage, not engage in some hybridization experiment.”
So, you want and stress inbreeding. Eventually the ‘white race’ is going to be about as fucked up as European Royalty.

“People like her are also the reason why a future White nation will have to engage in genetic profiling of our entire population.”
That’ll be fun. Because I’m willing to be most of you are not as pure as you think you are. Rome was way too multicultural for this fantasy.

“We WILL clean up our gene pool.”
Yes, yes, because you’ll throw out anyone that might save you from inbreeding depression, that’ll be a good thing.

Seriously, you’re the ones driving yourselves to minority status.
Not all whites are racists nor will they choose partners that meet your standards. So whatever percentage of your demographic isn’t as hung up as you are about racial purity will be trimmed off of your potential contributors.
And some of the pure will be infertile.
Also some more of the pure will die before mating.
Also also as you move towards bleeders with outrageous overbites, fewer and fewer pure whites will want to mate with your people.
The BEST you can hope for is a steady shrinking population. The worst would be an implosion…

MrMannn #fundie

“I think the appeal for atheism is there are no consequences for your actions.”
So, your theory is that I DO accept the existence of an OMNISCIENT being…who i think I can fool by withholding my belief?

“No God, no sin. In reality, it's a denial thing.”
I think you’re projecting. For you to be atheist, you’d have to choose it.

“Its also a self-profesed, psuedo-intellectual, superiority thing.”
I’d have to profess my superiority, then, wouldn’t I?
But acknowledging that plenty of people are smarter than me is the opposite of that.
SO which is it? I deny god or i want to be superior to bleevers?

“'I'm so much more intelligent than those God-fearing souls.'”
Never said that.
I HAVE said, ’that’s a stupid fucking argument’ when the apologists offer stupid fucking arguments for why God is real. Such as this stupid fucking argument. You’re just throwing out ad hominem. Not really answering any of the questions that drove me to where I currently am.

“Sadly the atheist is mistaken.”
Feel free to show this to tbe true, then.

“ the bible' 'Only the fool says there is no God.' and 'Professing to be wise, they became as fools.'”
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah, quoting the bible at an atheist isn’t really the acme of debating skill. But I’m sure it makes YOU feel superior, huh?

michaelprue9024 #crackpot #wingnut

@Sasha #257895

Saw a meme yesterday showing a picture of Kegsbreath.
Named himself Secretary of War.
Named his department the Department of War.
Fought one war.
Lost.

Verbose4Him #fundie

“I am totally opposed to individual dating.”
Okay.

“Both individuals want to present a side of themselves that is not really genuine.”
When I got married, my sister was TERRIFIED that I’d acted ‘normal’ just long enough to fool some poor girl into marrying me. She made a beeline to being with my wife for an afternoon to tell her how i really am.
She came back, told my mom, “(mrs. Inc) is cool! Great sense of humor, drives a cool car, and if Keith gives her any shit she can break him in half.”
Dating starts with first impressions, but it grows to more complete exchanges.

“Too many think they can 'carry the coals in their laps without getting burned'.”
What does this have to do with being genuine?

“It sets one up for carnal compromise.”
There was no compromise in our dating. We both wanted the sex, we got the sex.

“ Collective 'dating' if you want to call it that is preferable.”
You mean chaparoned?

“My personal opinon is that a person need not consider 'dating' in any form until one is prepared for commitment...lasting commitment.”
Okay. Do you mean picking your spouse THEN dating them to find out what they’re like?

“To see 15-17 year olds 'dating' is completley insane...”
It’s a learning process. Like driving. I got my license at 14. I got a date at 22.

“and any age nowhere near marriage is fruitless and setting oneself up for heartache and an early path to destruction...”
Destruction? Oh! You mean sexual sins. I offer myself as tribute…

“ Don't be a fool and think you can 'handle it'...as long as you are a 'son of Adam'...you WON'T...so get over yourself.”
My sex life is none of your business, so get over yourself, too.

Kate N #fundie

“Why is it atheists think that just because they think there is no God everyone else is brain washed or living in a dream world?”
In my case it’s because I used to be brainwashed. I came up with questions and no one around me had rational answers.
Because none of them had been converted by rational statements. Just taught to believe before they could talk.

“Why don't you understand the concept of faith?”
I understand it, it’s just useless as a means or proving you’re NOT brainwashed.

"I actually have my own proof of God so that is why I believe.”
Cool. What is it?

“Oracle, I do have proof of God that is not the Bible”
Betcha you don’t.

“I most certainly do have absolute and certain proof of God just because I chose not to disclose what that proof is doesn't mean it is not definitive.”
See, If i wanted to prove to someone that the average day is not 24 hours, but 86,400.002 seconds, I know where to go to get the objective evidence for that.

But if you have certain proof, then you do NOT have faith as you mentioned up above.

michaelprue9024 #crackpot #wingnut

“Ummm 🤔 NO.
The US did not just “lose a war”…
War was never declared.”
Fine time to bring that up, ignoring all the times that Trump has said we’re winning the war, we won the war, the war is going well, we won the war again…

“And IF you actually did a smidgen of research with Honest intent rather than emotional manipulation, you’d have a completely different opinion.”
No, we went to war. Trump illegally started a war with Iran, got his ass kicked and TACOed once more. And despite his many lies, lost that war.
Reports from the White House say that he knows he lost, but he is confused that Iran won’t give him the same deal he would have imposed on them had he won. He really doesn’t understand how anything works.

“Sadly, people will listen to your lies because they suffer from the same mental illness you do.”
Right, right, Trump has lied 70,000 times, but it’s his critics that are mentally unsound.

DaveyJones #racist #wingnut

“It is a travesty that American universities are spending their resources educating the Chinese, America's foremost competitor.”
Aren’t our universities still largely ‘for profit’ enterprises?
Are we spending resources or are we charging them for the education?

“All transcripts coming out of China are suspect due to rampant cheating and bribery in their society at all levels.”
And…?
If someone in China cheats their way through basic math, then shows up at University of Idaho for mining engineering without the background to follow the engineering math, they’re wasting their own time and tuition. Not really our problem…

“The US government should place a ban on Chinese nationals attending American universities.”
I don’t get how that’s in our interest.
If they can’t go to US universities, they’ll go to Russia, no?

dogartdog #fundie

“paint said "It is such a comforting thought, to think that someone died for your terrible sins”
This is comforting? I’m headed to hell for things other people did?
And for things that came naturally to me, but offend an invisible judge I’ve never seen?
This is not comforting, this is a paranoid fantasy.

“and that all you need to do is have "faith" and you will be "saved".”
Yes, accept that this secret police system is just, for no reason but that some pretty fucked-up people TELL me it’s just, and it’s real?
The same salesman who tells me I NEED saving just happens to be my best connection to salvation. Nothing suspicious there…

"You don't have to lift a finger!”
Having faith in this bullshit story is more than a finger being lifted.
And then there’s the tithing….

“Not only that, you will have eternal life and be in heaven seated next to a father figure who now extends his unconditional love and approval to you, and his other children."
His unconditional love once I meet the terms and conditions?
Do you not KNOW what the word means?

“And don't forget all the perks! Like a personal relationship with our Creator while we're here on earth.”
This is a perk?

“And the humility of discoving how far short we fall from His holiness and grace,”
Low self esteem is a PERK?
Who taught you English, Elmo?

“yet receiving more and more grace anyway.”
Yeah, but if something sounds too good to be real, it usually is…

“And where we ask Him for help and guidance and He responds.”
Holocaust. Witch trials. Every single day of teh calendar being an anniversary of a mass shooting… His responses are for shit.

“And, and! Knowing that we can do anything we want to do. And wanting to do it HIS way.”
No. Other way around. I’ve watched you fuckers. Every single Christain is sure that God wants what they want and hates what they hate. And none of you agree completely.

“Yep. Pretty cool.”
Pretty self-serving.

drfeelgood #fundie

“I should also clarify that the constant of time and gravity are two huge factors in the theory of evolution”
Hmmm. I’m not a biologist, but I teach Navy missile technicians how to shoot nuclear missiles at the Evil Empire.
One of the things I teach is the Leap Second. Because the length of a day on Earth is not a constant. The average day is 86,400.002 seconds long. It varies. A lot.

We also teach how Gravity is not a constant over the entire surface of the Earth. Our company has sent teams to very precisely measure the gravity as test locations so we can calibrate the missiles.
So, your constant aren’t. I think you’re either very confused or just making shit up…

dl4him #fundie

“He is the worst president that we have ever had.”
Having lived through 45 and 47 (so far), I have to laugh.

“I firmly believe that his antisemtic stance has Georgia at a D4 drought level.”
He was far and away the most Christain president of my entire life, how could anyone think God cursed others because of him?

“They should deport him.”
Words have meaning. You should learn what ‘deport’ means.

Emanuel Cleaver #fundie

“Actually, I don't believe that there is such thing as an atheist because no respectable atheist would walk around with something in his pocket that said 'In God We Trust.'”
Okay, first of all, ‘respectable’ means the opinions of other people. I don’t care all that much about the opinions of other people.
I believe you mean ‘self respecting.’
But since I am aware that the phrase is on the money because Congress was virtue-signaling that they weren’t communists, I’m fine with the money being a sign of pearl-clutching.

“Nonetheless, I think that those of us who understand that we live in a pluralistic nation, we've got to be the ones who tell people openly, in public, on national TV, that we cannot tolerate that, where people make decisions about people who don't have a faith.”
You can say that.
And you could certainly say it better (where people who don’t have a faith make decisions for people who do).
But the fact remains that our Constitution says NO RELIGIOUS TEST for public office.
So this would just be your virtue signaling.

Fred Butler #fundie

“Because they insist that the trustworthiness and viability of the Bible must first be established in the mind of the unbeliever with the use of external evidence BEFORE it can appealed to as an authority,”
Um, what’s the option?
“Hey, you with the Pride shirt! The Bible says that being GAY is a SIN!”
“And why should I care?”
“It’s the BIBLE!”
“Yeah, question still stands.”

I think it was the 4th Day of my boot camp when they told us the laws that were written to make the UCMJ a legal authority over me. So the next day when they covered all the reasons I could end up in front of the CO at Captain’s Mast, i knew why they applied to me.