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PITT Parents #crackpot #elitist #transphobia

I think we have a winner in the "PITT Poetry Contest," because this is easily the best offering by an insufferably narcissist parent I've seen yet.

Alex Jones #racist #conspiracy

The only cracks I see are in the minds of the people promoting this nonsense.

Austin Franco #conspiracy

begging for cash after he announced that his parents evicted him from their home due to his “repugnant” views.

This is what a wingnut "failure to launch" looks like.

David J. Stewart #fundie #crackpot #sexist #psycho

Some people just can't stand to be told the truth.

"Like me, I hate the truth. That's why I'll die far from home, lonely and sad, nothing but a joke on the internet."

My own mother said that when she was pregnant, she'd been told a fetus was technically a parasite; apparently that was a factoid back in the Sixties. So there's a grain of truth to this, but it's a very small grain.

(Then she burst into giggles at my horrified expression, and I realized where I got my sense of humor from; she found my shocked reaction funny.)

Kerry Cassidy #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #biphobia

@Anon-e-moose #262055

When you twist reality so far that you believe the Cheeto Fuhrer propped up a dead Biden presidency on the command of alien overlords from Antarctica, the only recourse is anti-psychotic meds and a wraparound onesie.

Guy Mettan #wingnut #conspiracy

Why do the USA, UK and Europe so hate Russia?

Because they live in the real world and not a Russophile fantasy?

Skywatch Signal #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

Very few locations on this planet have been as thoroughly studied as the Giza Plateau outside of Cairo. Egyptologists are still crawling over the Pyramids, the Sphinx, and the ancient workers' villages every single day. (Not to mention the floods of tourists and the veritable army of tour guides everywhere.) The idea that there could be unknown ruins on, near, or beneath Giza in 2026 is more ridiculous than any of Trump's toupees.

Mama Ain't Playin' #transphobia

Katie Souza #conspiracy #crackpot #god-complex #magick #ufo #fundie

“You can’t make this stuff up,” Souza said.

There will be a brief pause while we all enjoy a hearty laugh.

Lust For Life #ufo #racist #conspiracy #wingnut

derekstalb #fundie #conspiracy #crackpot

Mike Stone #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Unless, of course, you've got it all backwards, and it's a White Hat operation to take out Trump's political support because military intelligence has decided that he's become a dangerous liability our nation can no longer afford.

Dinesh D'Souza #fundie #pratt #elitist #mammon

KJV Matthew 27:5 And he cast down the pieces of silver in the temple, and departed, and went and hanged himself.

KJV Acts 1:18 Now this man purchased a field with the reward of iniquity; and falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all his bowels gushed out.

So which Biblical account of Judas' death is the true one? Or is there a third option? Show your work.

Laurence M. Vance #wingnut #conspiracy

furtherglory #wingnut #pratt #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

I did not take German when I was in college

What is the point of denying the meaning of a word when you don't know the language?

Démocratie Participative #wingnut #elitist

@JeanP #261904, @Peacemonger373 #261909

I remember we had a submission from Démocratie Participative just 2 weeks ago on that very subject. I guess I shouldn't be surprised at how upside-down some folks see the world.

(Although it did introduce me to the word "pickelhaube", which sounds comfortingly silly.)

JourneyDog Tales #wingnut #racist

In the culture wars it might be better if conservatives keep losing.

Couldn't agree more. Both British and American conservatives seem to hate their respective countries and want them to fail. Worthless traitors.

Edited to add: I would also include Putin and Netanyahu as traitorous conservatives focused on destroying Russia and Israel.

NHI Wiki Hybrids Rising Alien ET Contact and Abduction Research #ufo

I keep reading NHI as Nehi, which makes me wonder about the favorite soda flavor of visiting ETs. Should we prepare a welcome basket for our guests?

JE Aggas #crackpot #fundie #wingnut #racist

Whiplash347 #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

847 NAMES. 209 NATIONS. ONE MOMENT.

This reminds me of a quote from a speech delivered to the Ohio County Republican Women's Club in Wheeling, West Virginia, on February 9, 1950. The speaker was the Republican Senator from Wisconsin, Joseph R. McCarthy:

"I have here in my hand a list of 205 — a list of names that were made known to the Secretary of State as being members of the Communist Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping policy in the State Department."
The next day, speaking in Salt Lake City, McCarthy claimed he had a list of fifty-seven (the number kept changing) such Communists in the State Department.

https://www.zinnedproject.org/news/tdih/mccarthy-red-scare/

Of course, there was no list. McCarthy had nothing but lies. And there's little chance that the crackpots pushing Q-flavored conspiracy theories today will have any real world effect at all. But the parallels of gullibility and paranoia are certainly interesting.

JE Aggas #crackpot #fundie #wingnut #racist

"Quinque G" = 666 ( Sumerian) (Five G)

Notice he couldn't get the numerology to work in English (Five G) so he had to switch to a ~~French~~ Latin word (Quinque G).

Why not Spanish "Cinco", German "Fünf", or Finnish "Viisi"? Or Tagalog "Lima", Swahili "Tano", or Turkish "Beş"?

Even for a conspiracy theory, this is pathetic.

A Weather Warfare Watcher #crackpot #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

If the Khazarian Cabal has all this technology at their disposal, they've already won. We're helpless against them. They have total control of our world and can force us to do anything they want on pain of unleashing devastating firestorms.

What are you hoping to accomplish by posting this conspiracy nightmare? You're basically saying, "We're all completely fucked. There's no hope. Pucker up and start kissing Khazarian ass."

Julia Woodman #magick #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy

There's nothing witchy about the term "ague", which refers to being ill with chills, fever, and heavy sweats. Today we call it "malaria".

Démocratie Participative #wingnut #elitist

David J. Stewart #fundie #crackpot

Benjamin Franklin is widely known and widely respected 236 years after his death.

David Stewart will be forgotten ~~months~~ weeks after he croaks except for (A) people who poke fun at lying creationists and (B) the girl he raped in Guam.

Not much of a legacy, Davey. No wonder you try to smear people who can't defend themselves.

German New Medicine #quack

@JM1234 #261828

When somebody tries to reduce entire broad ranges of medical problems to a single cause you know it’s garbage.

Quoted for truth. A very useful criterion to test the medical misinformation plaguing us these days.

Suzan Z #transphobia

I haven't seen my son with a manly haircut in 10 years. His long unkempt hair is past his elbows.

Bah! Sounds like one o' them goldurned hippies! Harumph!

Jane Yust #ufo #crackpot #magick #conspiracy

Earth had been the fulcrum upon which galactic destiny rested, and by changing what happened here, the future of an entire galaxy was transformed forever.

This is just baseless ego inflation, the sort of illusion kids have that the world revolves around them. I prefer the words of Stephen Hawking:

The human race is just a chemical scum on a moderate-sized planet, orbiting around a very average star in the outer suburb of one among a hundred billion galaxies. We are so insignificant that I can't believe the whole universe exists for our benefit.

https://www.cnet.com/pictures/stephen-hawking-quotes-that-will-make-you-question-your-place-in-the-universe/

S Bar L Rancher #sexist #homophobia #transphobia

If this was a deliberate satire of a pewling manbaby misogynist, it could not possibly be any better.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

We will be in a software code matrix
Where matter becomes lines of codes running across an interconnected grid

TRON was just a movie, Ben. It's not real. It can't hurt you.

Judy Byington #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy #mammon

We will receive Seven Trumpets, in the form of EBS text messages on our phones, instructing us to tune into our televisions.

Who needs to be told 7 times to turn on the TV?

4RAB.GUY #sexist

I would say an oppressed minority is made up of people facing discrimination because of an inborn trait, like skin color, birthplace, etc.

Incels are whiny-ass crybabies blaming all their problems on other people. They could work on their issues, but that would mean acting like adults.

catsix #sexist #psycho

Chris Fox #homophobia #transphobia

The name of the OP is "Chris Fox", but when I clicked on the Reddit link, he is listed as "Arkelias"???

Whatever his name, he's outed himself as the most boring, vanilla, person-who-wears-footy-pyjamas-during-sex lover of all time.

Higher Self via Chellea Wilder #magick #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy

Alexandra Bruce/Gen.Blaine Holt #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

This looks to me like an example of Dunning-Kruger thinking: a very complicated strategy to accomplish a goal that can be achieved more easily, cheaply, and effectively with simple tools. It's just showing off with science fiction.

As Indicible says, a dropped match would get the same result.

Vasily Generalov, Vladimir Solovyov and PlanetaMed #quack #ableist #mammon #magick #homophobia #transphobia #biphobia #conspiracy

Martin Slusser #wingnut #crackpot #pratt

Goodness gracious, Marty, could you possibly sound any more desperate to slander Democrats? I mean, this is just embarrassing.

China Daily #racist #wingnut

Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, President of Turkey #wingnut

Declan Finn #wingnut #conspiracy #homophobia #transphobia

The Orange Failure's niece Mary L. Trump seems like an upstanding person. But the rest of the family are scum-sucking bottom-feeders.

ludovic #psycho #pratt

Of course, the best solution is for adults to not engage in sex with children.

Why not just stop there? That's all you ever need to say.

Sasha Alex Lessin, Ph.D. #crackpot #ufo #racist #conspiracy

Abraham descended from our hybrid Homo erectus-Nibirani-Homo sapiens ancestors who enslaved the Nibirans. Nibiran scientists on Earth–Enki, Ninmah, and Ningishzidda created our species.
So first the Nibirans created us humans, then we enslaved them? Sounds like you got the plot backwards.

Their fellow mining personnel trained us hybrids to serve them in their temples, gardens, harems, and armies.
How would mining personnel know anything about religion, horticulture, sex work, or military operations?

Abraham descended directly from Ziusudra (Noah), the son of Nibiran Chief Scientist Enki and Ziusudra’s son Shem.
Are you saying Ziusudra was the son of Enki and Ziusudra's own son Shem? Just how kinky were these Nibirans?!

Mike Adams the Health Ranger #quack #wingnut #conspiracy

Being a cyberpunk fan, I have to admit becoming a walking biochemical weapons factory sounds fucking awesome!

I'm going to copy my mother's actions when the polio vaccine came out and try to be first in line at the pharmacy for my annual flu and covid shots.

I can't wait for November!!

Tim Tony Stark Rifat #crackpot #magick #conspiracy #mammon

Having done this for 30 years, you might think the Psi-Lord would have trained up some apprentices to give him a hand so he doesn't have to do everything himself.

But then, he might have to pay those helpers, or at least share the profits of his fabulous confidence game, and he's much too greedy and selfish for that.

justmindy #transphobia #pratt

@stonykark #261574

Quoted for truth.

Although I have to admit that bigots are exhausting for normal people.