Lucilius

@Lucilius

Andrew Anglin #sexist

You want to make that kind of money, Andy Nazi?
Go fuck a woodchipper. I'd pay to watch that.

Donald Trump #god-complex #quack

The propaganda departments for Stalin and Mao said exactly the same when they were both feeble old men.

Chuck Lowe #wingnut #homophobia #crackpot

"Be scared of imaginary dictatorships," say the people establishing an actual dictatorship.

Ellsworth #psycho

Studiocel #dunning-kruger #sexist

OK, boys, you just do that. The only people who will notice are the makers of Hot Pockets.

Ellsworth #psycho

Why do I suspect this is a prelude to asserting that "rules" of basic hygiene and gainful employment don't apply to them either?

Chuck Lowe #crackpot #wingnut #psycho

Eliminating comments is the de facto admission that you're tired of ranting imbeciles.

Unknown #fundie

Evolution works just fine. Your "challenge" is that fundies are incapable of acquiring or understanding any new information.

Kerry Cassidy #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy

Spider Cong
Spider Cong
Wears a leatherette Commie thong
Starts a war
Any size
Catches Nixon
When he lies
Look out, here comes the Spider Cong!

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

"I am the voice of diversity for the community of all-white right-wing religious fanatics who move robotically in lockstep."

ThrowAwayGirlVsBoy #sexist

Yes, you're sexist; yes, you're abusive. And the point of AITA is to ask a genuine question, not to have your prejudices stroked or to get snotty when everyone else disagrees with your assholery.

Feynman and Coulter's Love Child #racist

@JeanP #59575

The old "Aryan invasion" theory. "Not everybody, but the ruling class. The obviously superior people."

BummerDrummer #racist #fundie

If Jesus was green, or white, or anything other than the standard complexion for his place and time, I'm preeeeetty sure people would have remarked on it enough for that to be mentioned in the Bible.

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist #kinkshaming

"... And they keep throwing me out for trying to pay with Chick tracts!"

Feynman and Coulter's Love Child #racist

@JeanP #59556

This asshole probably believes they "must have had a white man's help."

Tiny Tim #conspiracy #wingnut

If this virus does Trump in, within six months people like Tiny Dim here will have invented a new religion, claiming Trump was "taken up" in the first stage of the MAGA Rapture.

Henry Calvin #racist

"How a racist became loudly racist."

Fixed your headline, Henry.

Becky Tawney-Albertson #wingnut

You don't have any "Democratic friends." I doubt that you have friends.

Maguyver #conspiracy #wingnut

"If Democrats win, our fascist minority won't be able to impose our will on the majority."

Liberty Hangout #wingnut

Sounds like all the smart people are Democrats. Wonder why that is.

Insiktsfull #fundie #conspiracy

Now tell us about the spiritual origins of the phrase "complete slobbering idiot." I'm sure you're familiar with that one.

Gr8Believer #quack

Interesting. Did these doctors also teach you about miasmas, the bodily humours, demon possession and ritual curse tablets?

Eddie Hyatt #fundie #wingnut

Short version: "I knew he was a vicious ignorant asshole, but I support him because I'm a vicious ignorant asshole too."

Frederick Qune #wingnut #fundie #conspiracy

@KZadBhat #58901

I agree. There is no conspiracy theory too batshit crazy for them to glom onto, from Walmart tunnels full of mole children to antisemitic Blood Libel, and now to witchcraft.

Hunter Wallace #racist #dunning-kruger

Most of this is bullshit, but in any case I would much prefer to live in 21st century America (Trump excluded) than live at the turn of the last century.

Samgeaux #wingnut #elitist

ItheIthe #psycho #sexist

Pretty sure your dick wouldn't be adequate to floss her front teeth.

Star Chaser #wingnut

1. We "holler racism" when confronted with racism.
2. You have never, ever shut up. Your whining about "being silenced" is continuous.

gundog 9mm #wingnut

Come meet Trump's next CDC director, everyone!

Hunter Wallace #wingnut #racist

Why stop with regressing to the 19th century? Go back to eating mud and banging your heads on cave walls. You'll feel right at home.

3G4Me #racist

"Well, I'm perfectly fine with saying I want my grandchildren to look like their White ancestors."

I don't think your putative grandkids will be fertile after all that incest.

Russ Winter #fundie #wingnut #psycho #conspiracy

So witch-burning was good/justified because it targeted "nasty, mean, mentally unbalanced people?"

Well, Russ, you're a nasty, mean, mentally unbalanced person.

Therefore ...