Timjer

@Timjer

Lady Checkmate #fundie

Yes, Katy Perry is in fact a former christian, it’s one of the first things I learned about her. And you know why? Because her parents where such extreme far-right fundamentalist nutjobs that they censored her entire childhood (the Bible was the only thing she was allowed to be exposed to), pretty much guaranteeing she’ll run away from that opressive lifestyle.

@Jocasta

Halleluja! There is a (benevolent) deity out there! When the time comes, we should all sing “Ding dong the bitch is gone…!”

CuckCuckITChicken #sexist

…You’re a dicknozzle and I can see why you’ll be single for the rest of your misrable, pathetic existence. I’d give you a taste of your own medicine if something like that wasn’t that much beneath me.

Now if you’ll excuse me, this description was so graphic I’ll need some brain bleach.

trilllizard666 #sexist

@checkmate
Male gamer here, please understand that this douchenozzle does NOT speak for all of us. And, quite frankly, putting “gamers” in the same boat is like putting “moviegoers” in the same boat. These days games are just way to varied. I personally really like games with really good stories, stories that are masterfully crafted and cannot be experienced through any other medium.

At any rate, what’s the matter OP? A gamer girl kick your ass at Fortnite or something? Good.

You know, I’d probably make a comment about masculine male video game protagonists kicking OP’s ass so hard his grandparents will feel it just for disrespecting women, but it’s late, I’m tired, and the OP just isn’t worth the effort.

@The Crimson Ghost
Ooooh, I have an old PS2 and XBOX I’m hardly using… Can we see if it can be shoved in there too? The brain does not seem to be taking up too much space…

Missing Universe Museum #fundie #dunning-kruger

Just look at how the human body is ingeniously packaged.

We eat and breathe through the same orifice, which has caused numerous deaths through suffocation. That is all.

Also, which moron builds plumbing right through the pleasure centre? And how come our mouths are too small for our teeth, causing numerous people to need correction in that place? And what’s the point of our tailbone anyway if it’s not a leftover?

Donald Trump quoting LindseyGrahamSC #conspiracy #wingnut

You know, the word “communism” gets used sooooooo much these days, usually as an insult towards everything even remotely left of you, it kinda loses all meaning.

And even if it was, communism isn’t bad per se, you know. I mean, I’m more to the right of the spectrum (and not apologetic of it), but when I see how “well” the very capitalist USA is doing, I’m starting to get envious of actual communism…

Seriously, say what you want about me, but Trump is living & perfect proof that democracy (and capitalism) is just too flawed. Sadly, it’s still the best system we have…

canino1997 #sexist #psycho

What the fuck is wrong with you!? You sick subhuman scum!

Seriously, are incels trying to be the most despicable monsters on the planet? Because they’re succeeding!

Donald Trump #conspiracy #wingnut

@SpukiKitty

Actually, Caligula is derived from the diminutive form of the term “Caligae”, which were a type of soldier’s boot at the time. “https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caligae” I believe Caligula’s nickname started because he wore small version of those when he was younger.

Aaaah, the things you can pick up from young-adult fantasy novels…

@Passerby
Now that you mention it, Trump really is just one clueless animal anointed his vice president away from being a carbon copy from good ol’ Caligula, isn’t he?
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…Wait a minute! Looks at Pence Oh! Your! God!

Donald Trump #racist #wingnut

places from which they came.

Says the clown who both admitted to being descendant of immigrants and who married immigrants…

Donald Trump #conspiracy #wingnut

I don’t have a Racist bone in my body!

You know, I believe him. After all, he’s spineless.

dsr478 #fundie

Wow, it’s almost like people can be decent, moral beings without all those… those… uhm, what exactly is so evil about them anyway? Alright, let’s see here:
“engage in riba” - apparently no two muslims can agree on what riba actually is. So why would we non-muslims even care?
“drink” - I don’t drink (alcohol) and even if I did, I don’t see the evil in it at all.
“believe in democracy” - …wut? Then again, democracy did lead to the orange monster, so I’ll give you that.
“hyper sexualize women” - says the person who wants women covered in burqa’s so because they (men) can’t control themselves otherwise…
“promote STD'” - When have we ever done that? No, really, when?
“accept suicide” - and your point is…?
“and don't even thank the one who created them” - I didn’t ask to be born, dad!
“or spew lies about the creator.” - Such as that the creator exists?

So, care to try again?

Anonymous #psycho

As someone who once had a dog that I loved more than some (okay, more than some) humans, I only have to say this: pleasebeatrollpleasebeatrollpleasebeatrollpleasebeatrollpleasebeatroll…!!!! Otherwise, pray that I never find you.

Lady Checkmate #fundie

Pretty sure that it’s is NOT infidelity as long as it is consentual, dumbass lady fuckface.

Anonymous Coward #conspiracy #ufo

It’s also possible that Trump is a robot from Ceti Alpha V that got out of control and is now being run by the guardians from the planet Traleclite.

…Goddamnit, now I want to see that turned into an actual story. I can certainly see Khan using Trump as a figurehead for his eugenics wars (yes I got the reference).

Chris Morgan #sexist #god-complex

What NonProphet said. Besides, to quote DBZA: “Societal definitions of beauty are BS anyway.” I personally happen to find it cute when a shorter man is dating (or more) a taller woman, if only because it’s the opposite of what people were shoved down their throats for the rest of our existence: that men have to be taller and stronger and more dominant than their women. Signed, a tall man who prefers strong women of equal height rather than shorter ones.

…What? I kinda have a thing for “statuesque stunners”, yes, but that still doesn’t make me wrong.

Paula White #fundie #god-complex

Ooooookaaaaay. Don’t know what’s more disturbing. That she considers herself god incarnate (despite that being, you know, blatant blasphemy), or that people are so insane that she can be an advisor of the president. Even if it’s Trump.

Real talk? I know people like that are by by any definition batshit insane, don’t get me wrong. But since so many people are that crazy, enough to support each other and be vocal and make a huge difference, I cannot help but wonder: are we sane people the minority right now? And if it’s normal to be insane, doesn’t that by definition make insanity sanity? What I mean is, is sanity relative or not?

I don’t know, I’m kinda really wondering these days. I mean, can you really disagree with me? That the inmates seem to be running the place?

Sorry for bringing this out there if it sounds weird. But in this crazy world, I’m actually starting to doubt my own sanity.

Edago #psycho #transphobia

Oh, yeah, I certainly can’t imagine why people would call you a nazi… /s

And this is coming from a person who genuinly thinks the insult “nazi” is needlessly overused these days. I mean, today everyone to the left of you is automatically a “sjw communist”, while everyone to the right of you is automatically a “nazi fascist”. It kinda degrades the atrocities actual nazi’s commited.

genesistorevelation316 #fundie

TakeemtoToontown #sexist

…So then, by that logic, if you want women to love you, you just have to love them in return? Seems like the solution to your probl- Oh, right. You’re sociopaths. You literally can’t love someone else. Sucks to be you then.

XxPenisMonkeyxX #sexist

Dude, as horny as I sometimes can be and how I can deeply fantasize about the stuff, I also think that sex isn’t everything. It’s a big thing for a lot of people, yes, but that doesn’t mean it’s the only thing that matters in life. And I’m a true virgin still, so that part of your “argument” is also debunked.

Donald Trump #fundie #ableist #megalomania

You know, I could make a funny retort for this. But I won’t. I’ll just say “F*ck you, you piece of shit!” and flip the bird so hard my fingers will get stuck in that position.

While I’ve never been homeless, I’ll be honest and say that I can’t imagine anything worse happening to a person. So this is just needlessly mean from agent orange. And I just can’t form decent words to convey just how much I HATE this sad, sick excuse for a sentient being even more now. F*ck off Trump, I usually try to keep my malicious and sadistic side in check, but now I wish I could make an exception.

Why. The. FUCK are people still supporting this subhuman garbage?

coldfire305 #sexist #psycho

My aunt is a well known neurosurgeon in my country, even though she tends to work abroad. She was featured in the news on a few occasions (once for her breakthrough work in treating Tourette’s symptoms), and as of a week ago, has actually been officially knighted. No, seriously. She’s also a very supportive and kind person who has helped me a lot with my issues by using her connections to get me in touch with decent professionals.

Why am I saying this? Just to rub it in that a woman has gotten much further into the profession by just being a decent human being than you’ll ever get in your wildest dreams. Have fun, scum.

Bazinga #psycho

Little Light Studios #fundie

PersistentMan #fundie #god-complex

Judah Taylor #fundie

I’m tempted to say “he’s not wrong…”, but I’m not that mean & bigoted.

Christianity, like most religions, does have some good aesops and messages in it, mostly about peace, tolerance, and coexistence and all that. And such things I can respect a religion for. Unfortunatly, most followers tend to conveniently ignore those messages because they’re bigoted assholes themselves who use their religion as an excuse to be scum.

saganist #sexist

“We are women. Prepare to be assimilated. Resistance is futile.”

…Couldn’t resist. But seriously, f*ck off OP.

While I don’t disagree with the whole “herd mentality” that humans tend to show (trust me, I’ve seen it in action), it’s equal to both men and women.

Minister R. A. Artis #fundie

…Quetzalcoatl? Of all deities? I’m only bringing this up because I feel there’s a great Lucoa (from the Dragon Maid anime) joke in there but I can’t find it. Why not pick an actual sun deity, like Khepri (Egyptian aspect of Ra & the morning sun), or Helios (Greek), or Sol (Norse)? Hell, even Escanor (Sins anime) would fit better!

Or are you afraid you’ll piss them off and they’ll show you the actual power of the SUUUUUUNNNN!!! (GoW reference…)

Regardless, I can agree with Spacewyrm. For some time I’ve dreamt of becoming a decent enough storywriter as a means to make a living (and to bring joy and all to others). Unfortunatly, whenever I read fanfic crap like this, it kinda scares me off. Because I really don’t want to be just as bad and I certainly don’t want to hear the same critique I tend to think about stuff like that…

But I digress. The weird thing about these “stories” is that you can hardly tell if they are just bad self-insert gary stu fanfics, or the genuine delusions of some nutcase. Sometimes it’s even both.

Fish-Eyed Fool #psycho #transphobia

I wasn’t following Etika either. Hell, I only heard about him after his death. Doesn’t stop it from being tragic that someone died so young. From suicide no less.

Seriously, as someone only a few years younger and who also has considered suicide in the past (and those thoughts aren’t exactly gone yet, but anyway), fuck you, you asshole. Depression and mental health issues may be a big reason for it, yes, but it certainly would be a lot easier for us to want to live if society wasn’t so f*cked up.

And before you say anything, yes, it may be easy to blame society, but that doesn’t make it any less true. If people were just less assholes towards each other (and in my case much less ignorant about mental health) then everyone would be a lot happier.

Lady Checkmate #fundie

wettinghose #psycho

Don’t care if he’s an internet though guy who’se only weapon is his keyboard, and who’se a coward IRL- No, scratch that. That’s exactly why we should care. Because psycho nutjobs like that are more dangerous these days than ever. Exhibit A: The Orange Clown.

Seriously, where the fuck did it go wrong!? At what point in recent history could sadistic, cowardly psychopaths determine the fate of everyone else with such ease while being applauded for it!????

Lady Checkmate #fundie

Yeah, yeah, the church needs its own police force to defend itself against “teh evil LGBT Muslim athiests”, right? And how long before that private force will say “the best defense is a great offense”, hm?

See, Lady Shitface, this is exactly why people like us oppose you and your ilk. Because you’re batshit insane and quite frankly very dangerous to others.

RealerrrrToronto #sexist

…F*ck off, you douchebag. Incels (considering he says “blackpilled”) really are subhuman scum aren’t they?

@Spacewyrm

Of course he’s proud! How dare that innocent woman expect basic human decency from him when not every single “stacy” in the world is scrambling to ride his dick? I mean, that’s obviously how everyone would react!

I cannot stress enough that this is mean as sarcastic and mocking as possible.

David J. Stewart #sexist #fundie #homophobia

F*ck off, DJS. As a man with a true “man’s mind”, I prefer a strong, independent woman to marry than a porcelain doll housewife. And I’ve always promised myself that if I ever found my soulmate, a person willing to love and tolerate me despite/for all my annoying flaws, I’d literally worship her like a goddess rather than demand to be worshipped.

…Hell, I’ve even been told that I’m a better candidate for a houseman supporting his career wife than the other way around. And I happen to wear that with pride, thank you very much!

F*cking degenerate misogynists with a huge superiority complex… They give perfectly good men a bad name.

aCultureWarrior #fundie

Pretty much what Chloe said. For one, even if I am very disgusted by incest, as long as you don’t breed there is technically nothing morally wrong with it. At least, as long as it stays between consenting adults.

As for suicide, that I just don’t get. I mean, why do religious people consider suicide a sin anyway? It’s your own life, you have the right to do with it whatever you want, including ending it. Sure, suicide shouldn’t ever be done lightly, but I still think it’s a basic right of any living creature. None of us chose to be born, at least allow us to choose our own death…

Sorry if this sounds macabre, but I feel rather strongly about it.

Geneviev #fundie

MrW1974 #sexist

Anonymous Avengers “Fan” #sexist #homophobia #racist

You know, I actually feel kinda bad for the media these days. Stuck between these nutjobs (who think they’re too progressive) and SJWs (who think they’re not progressive enough), it seems like they cannot please anyone anymore…

Why can’t we just all agree that an entertaining movie/game/show is just that? Entertainment? And doesn’t need to be taken so friggin’ seriously or even personally? Let’s just enjoy Endgame for the awesome movie it was and worry about RL stuff some other time.

SendixBunny #wingnut #psycho

Ah, yes, “everyone who I don’t like is less than human and therefore deserves no rights”. Now, where have we heard that before?

Curtis Yarvin aka Mencius Moldbug #wingnut

IMO, there is nothing wrong with order on it’s own, as long as it’s balanced enough with a decent amount of freedom & chaos (*). But from my experience (and Star Wars), nobody who preaces about “bringing order and stability and justice” is in any way a good guy, because to them, order = power & tyrrany. Power is just a means to an end, not an end by itself.

(*)Personally, as much as I prefer order in my life, I fully realize that order & chaos must always be balanced out. Too much of either one is always equally and very bad.

Curtis Yarvin aka Mencius Moldbug #conspiracy #wingnut

Soooo, if the US, one of the most capitalist countries there is (with some of it’s far right being outright proud fascists), is still communist to you, then what does that make the likes of North Korea?

I’d hate to see what this guy considers to be actual capitalism…

biblicalgenderroles #fundie #sexist

Ryan Pitterson #fundie

Lady Checkmate #fundie

“Good start, but lets send a strong message to those who wish to infringe upon the rights of innocents and specifically non-wasps for the sole purpose of targeting and harassing those they disagree with. ”

Fixed that for you.

Bakery owners, Floral Shop owners, Bed and Breakfast owners, Photographers, etc., (and their families-including their children) have actually received death threats, rape threats, been physically assaulted and been stalked by hateful "activists" for simply being conservative and Christian.

Oh, you mean the “innocent” Bakery owners, Floral Shop owners, Bed and Breakfast owners, Photographers, etc., that deny service to specific people for no real reason but bigotry and then proceed to dox those would-be customers? Yeah! How dare people call them out for their despicable and criminal behavior!

Please continue to pray for harassed and persecuted Christians (and conservatives) all over the world, including right here in the USA.

Ah, yes, “praying”. Acting like you did something big while you’ve done nothing at all. Alright, I can do that. I’ll pray my ass off for you, but any charity money will be given to the actual victims.

Nicholas Powers #racist

Well, more proof that racists can be found everywhere and are all equally despicable. Also, the irony being that racists inherently feed each others’ racism.

And this is coming from a white person, yes, but one that hates inequality & bigotry everywhere. And that includes white supremacy. So, OP? I don’t hate you because you’re black. I hate you because you’re a shithead.

BestCarolina #racist #psycho

Star Wars nerd here, what the others said. Even a single reactor ignition would certainly destroy over half of the US. But, even if these assholes are smart enough to do the calculus, I doubt they would care… Kill ’em all, I suppose. Let God/The Force sort ’em out. Because that surely has never been a bad idea… /s

You know, the irony I see here is that even the Emperor would dissaprove. As pure evil as he was, he still wanted something alive to rule over.

Ray Comfort #fundie #psycho

Five unnamed London teenagers #homophobia

Heard about it earlier. Apparently the scumbags got furious because the couple wouldn’t make out in front of them when they demanded it (probably so they could masturbate to it).

Lady Checkmate #fundie

I would rather be a light in the dark, helping guide them to Truth

…Is gingham really seeing herself as a messianic figure that will the beacon of salvation for the evil LGBT+?

Fuck off, lady shitface. You’re not anywhere close to jesus and you never will be. Signed, an atheist who respects jesus’s teachings more than most fundies.

CHAMPIONOFSTBLACKOPS #sexist #psycho

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I mean, this- this is just evil. I genuinely can’t find words for just how evil this is. This is sickening.

Ju- just die OP. Just die. You’re a sick, twisted evil psycho.