ChurchyLaFemme

@ChurchyLaFemme

Miles Kendziorski #sexist

My grandmother started having kids when she was 14 or 15, she lived to her 90s, had excellent health until she crossed over, she had at least 6 children.

At least 6 children?? So you don’t know how many aunts and uncles you have? Or that you don’t know how many children she had that didn’t survive?

Kandiss Taylor #fundie

Sure, why should we pay any attention to the COTUS, especially that nit-picky clause that says no religious test shall be used for any government position.

Freedom of religion does not force anything on you. It means you can’t force your beliefs on everyone, or anyone, else. Just out of curiosity, which of the 3000+ “True Christian Religion” version do you support?

Ethan White #wingnut #conspiracy

And he managed to organize all that while maintaining his public cover of a gibbering idiot. Clever indeed.

Derek Johnson #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

Edwin Benson #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Unfortunately for the fundies, the end result for the kids is probably going to be nothing. When I was in school in the late 1950s/early 1960s, we had to recite the Pledge of Allegiance every morning. All of us could recite it by rote, none of us paid any attention to what it meant. All it did was give us 30 seconds every morning to worry about the upcoming test or ogle the cutie in the next row.

Byl Holte #wingnut

I can’t help but notice that none of tRump’s supporters are saying he didn’t commit the crimes, just that the justice system was crooked. Nothing about why his defense team didn’t provide any evidence to show that he was actually innocent, when they had every opportunity to do so. Just as in all his other indictments, an innocent person wants a fast trial to prove it, they don’t spend all their legal arguments delaying the trial. Innocent people are also more likely to testify in their own defense, instead of saying they couldn’t testify because the prosecution “would bring up everything they ever did,” essentially admitting that they had committed crimes in the past.

Terrence Howard #dunning-kruger #crackpot

"I was always wondering, you know, why does a bubble take the shape of a ball? Why not a triangle or a square? I figured it out."

So you can blow us a triangular or square bubble? Or do you mean you figured out why bubbles are round, and your writing is as clear as Terrylogy?

Kaiser #sexist #elitist #fundie #wingnut #homophobia

Robert Heinlein (or at least his book Starship Troopers) argued that only military veterans should be able to vote, because they’ve demonstrated their concern for the welfare of society over the individual. I would argue that the same could be applied to parents, since they would (should?) be more concerned about the future for their children. Certainly elements over which one has no control (gender, race) should not determine whether or not one is able to participate in government.

Prince Caspian #fundie #homophobia #sexist

Of course, once the Knight rescued her, the Princess was expected to show her appreciation with marriage or at least her “favors.”

Elvis Dunderhoff #homophobia #wingnut

Based on recent history, US students already know how to shoot automatic weapons.

AndrewC #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

I assume you mean the early morning hours in Israel, which means we’ll hear about it on the evening news of the 23rd in the US. Can we expect to hear how you about your slight “miscalculation” when nothing happens? Protip: never be too specific in your predictions, especially if they’re in the near future.

Cesar Marinilli #racist #crackpot

It’s the Amerindians own fault they were mistreated, because they were here on our land before we got here.

Oklahoma State Rep. Justin Humphrey (R) #racist

Because white citizens are not involved with gangs or the drug trade. I wonder if he considers the Proud Boys and others that participated in January 6 to be terrorists. My guess is not.

Jesse Lee Peterson #wingnut

Trump can’t do anything in 2024 unless he stages another coup. The election isn’t until November, and even if he is elected, he won’t be inaugurated until January 2025. All he can do in 2024 is continue his broken record screed about how he’s a victim, it’s a witch-hunt, everyone is picking on him and they’re psychotic anyway, etc. etc. etc. He should just make a definitive recording of his speech to be shown at rallies, and then he can spend the time golfing, which is all he really wants to do anyway.

Rep. Beth Lear #fundie #transphobia #psycho

Unfortunately for your argument, the USA is not a theocracy, and laws are not supposed to be based on your holy book.

Ray Comfort #dunning-kruger #fundie #kinkshaming

Ray can you be brutally honest with me? What percentage of your income do you give to groups that work with the poor, the unhoused and uninsured? How do you justify God allowing war, famine and disease to exist? What verifiable and repeatable evidence can you provide that God exists?

Scott Lively #conspiracy #homophobia #fundie

our country is so morally disease-ridden and crawling with parasites of every kind we may not survive.

You’re absolutely correct, and most of them worship at the Church of Trump, which is why we must all vote blue in November.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #transphobia #conspiracy

Since we know Jesus wasn’t born at the Winter Solstice, since “shepherds watch their flocks by night” only in the spring when the new lambs are born, and since parthenogenesis (virgin birth) can only produce females (XX) I’m not surprised that it’s not mentioned.

If you’d bother to spend 10 minutes researching the history of Christmas, you’d realize virtually everything connected to the celebration is stolen from earlier, non-Christian traditions.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

Our FAILING NATION is now becoming a BANANA REPUBLIC.

And you’re trying your hardest to become its new strongman. Oh, right, you’ll only be a dictator on Day One, and then calmly return to the rule of law.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

@Citizen_Justin #183629

Facts have never mattered to Donald J. Trump or his acolytes.

Donald J. Trump #conspiracy #wingnut

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

Ken Ham #fundie

Oh, please, Ken. There are so many contradictions in the Bible it’s ridiculous.

Why are there two orders of creation in Genesis?
Where did Cain find his wife?
How many people went to the Tomb on Easter morning and what did they find?

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

Albin Sadar #wingnut #conspiracy

How many times do you morons need to be told that Pelosi had no legal right to call up the National Guard? The DC National Guard was under the command of Donald J. Trump and only Trump could order them out, just as only governors can call out state National Guard troops. Pelosi and Pence both asked for help from the NG, but someone who shall remain DJT refused.

Patriots don’t break into buildings and attempt to disrupt legal proceedings. Insurrectionists do. Traitors do. Not patriots.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

From what I’ve seen, all they’re doing is using video from your speeches. No need to make anything up – your own words destroy your claims.

Ken Ham #fundie

So, tell us Ken, where did Cain get his wife? Was Eve’s anatomy changed after the Fall, when God told her she would bear children in pain? If it wasn’t, that must mean God knew she would sin. Why are there two accounts of creation in Genesis? Does the Ark Encounter show where on the Ark Noah stored all the food necessary for the animals?

So many questions, so few answers.

Ken Ham #fundie

Unfortunately for you and your fellow fundies, thanks to the internet today’s youth are able to immediately see the disconnect between what Christ preached and what his followers do. Like the mansions and private planes that televangelists insist they need. Like the distaste so many conservative have for feeding the poor, healing the sick and homeless. The number of priests, ministers and other “christians” who sexually abuse others of their generation.

I’m reminded of the Lenny Bruce bit where Jesus and Moses show up at a service in New York’s St. Patrick’s Cathedral, and the priest panics on the phone to Rome.

Ken Ham #forced-birth #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

Anonymous/Eric Karlstrom #racist #wingnut #magick #conspiracy

Well, it’s the fault of Christians that Jews are so prominent in the banking industry. For most of the Middle Ages and beyond, the Church did not allow Christians to charge interest on loans. As a result, very few Christians were willing to loan money, since there would be no benefit to them. Jews, on the other hand, had no such restriction. So, Christian nobility, even Kings and churches, would go to the Jews to borrow money when needed.

Medeea Greere #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

I’ve always found it strange that in some professions, notably politics and religion, the wife is considered to be an unpaid assistant to the man. Jill Biden is a welcome exception, continuing in her own profession. Melania ignored any First Lady “duties” or screwed them up. In that regard, I admire both of them for refusing to become their husband’s +1.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

So when Florida comes knocking to ask about MAL’s value, you’ll happily write a check for the property taxes due on an $1B estate, with back taxes, penalties and interest, without complaining, right?

Yeah, I didn’t think so.

Ken Ham #fundie

Genesis is Old Testament, not Christian.

I always get a kick out of the fundie claim that God changed humans at some point: after Eve’s “sin” God changed her anatomy so that childbirth would be painful and difficult; at some point after Adam and Eve, God changed humans so that incest became a genetic problem; after Noah, God changed humans so they could eat meat.

Evidently God’s creation of man in His image, after His likeness, needed a few upgrades in the early days.

Kaisar #fundie #homophobia #forced-birth #racist

I assume when he refers to “Heritage Americans” s/he is referring to WASPs whose ancestors got here before 1776, or at least before 1850.

Wayne Garrahan #wingnut

Wayne, are you paying $90 for turkeys, too? Most of us do our own shopping and are fully aware that your claims are ridiculous. All we have to do is look at our receipt.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

@JM1234 #182875

Well, that’s why he wants the government to shut down news channels that don’t show him the proper respect. They keep reporting on the things that he said and did, and that’s just not acceptable!

amycombsbaker514davidhancock5529, davidhancock5529 #conspiracy

Of course they’re watching you through your phone and tv. Why do you think all those newscasters end their show with “We’ll see you tomorrow?”

Ian Connolly #racist #crackpot

The Indians were wrong for being on our land before we got here. They didn’t understand that they were just holding it for us. /s

Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut

President Trump will be elected for a third time.
But Marge, that would be unconstitutional, since it states a President can only be elected twice.

the people who put our country through hell will be held accountable.

Only fascist dictators threaten those who disagree with them. Nice to clarify where you stand, though.

Chad Felix Greene #homophobia #wingnut #transphobia #conspiracy

They strut out on stage and without a moment of hesitation or shame, unleash epic poems of intentionally offensive obscenity, all with a smile and a sense of style no audience can resist.

You seem to be very familiar with the content of drag shows, so I can only assume you attend them regularly. Or maybe you’re just looking for ideas to use in your own act.

Ken Ham #fundie

It’s almost worth believing in a god to imagine Ken Ham arriving at the Pearly Gates and hearing, “I’m sorry, you completely misinterpreted what I said. The best we can offer is a seat over there, where you can watch the True Believers enter.”

Glenn Beck and other Conspiracy Theorists #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #magick #quack #wingnut

Elijah Schaffer and “Australian Talk” #racist #fundie #conspiracy #wingnut

You need to do more historical research, as communism, as a political theory, has never been illegal in the US. The Communist Party of the United States was made illegal in 1954, but that’s entirely different from what you said.

James Comer #wingnut

Your own witnesses today said they didn’t see any evidence of corruption. If you can’t believe them, who can you believe?

Indian in the Machine #ufo #magick #conspiracy

If humanity as a species must do this, does that mean if even one person disagrees then we’re doomed? Or is it a majority vote kind of thing?

Also, how is the Creator supposed to help by “bringing in the calvary,” the place where Jesus was crucified? Or do you mean cavalry, as in mounted forces, and are too uneducated to know the difference?

Joe Wasp #racist #conspiracy #fundie

So I’m assuming you’re one of those who hate Obama for being President-while-black.

the_fuzzy_weasel #biphobia #enbyphobia #homophobia #interphobia #transphobia #wingnut

If you don’t care what people do in their own homes, why do you spend so much time thinking about it? Do you also object to the riotous parades on March 17th every year, or dying the Chicago River green? How about when a major supposedly Christian celebration is shoved down our throats every year through all of November and December?

Pride Month is about marketing as much as celebration of a subgroup of humanity. Just like when Subaru started marketing to lesbians when it discovered that the Outback was their preferred vehicle.