Timjer

@Timjer

Anonymous #fundie

Tatsuya Ishida #conspiracy #racist #psycho

@Bastethotep #244509

“You saved us!”
“Oh, I wouldn’t say ‘saved’. More like ‘under new managment’.”

Donald J. Trump #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #racist #transphobia #wingnut

@Citizen_Justin #244495
@Indicible #244498

Native (flemish) Belgian here. What little respect I and the rest who I know used to have for the USA evaporated with Donald Trump and the MAGA party taking control there. We do not respect the fascist imperialists there, we tolerate them because they still wield a lot of power. Like how one tolerates that bigoted uncle pennybags at the hope of getting his inheritance when he finally bites the dust.

The USA proving that they were a “fair weather friend” to the EU instead of a proper ally really ruined their reputation amongst all of us. Not to mention Trump’s obsession with annexing Greenland…

God's Lonely Man #sexist

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SaltSweet #transphobia

“transformer”

Funny you should mention the alien robots, since they clearly have differing genders and pronouns despite lacking in the sexes department… It’s almost like things aren’t so set in stone…

Donald Trump #wingnut #god-complex #dunning-kruger

<@KeithInc.> #244306

This IS the guy that wanted the Gerald Ford to use steam as a catapult launch, not those new-fangled electromagnet catapults.

With any other person I’d ask “are you shitting me?”, but with Donald Trump I can sadly believe it.

Fitted with “guns and missiles a the highest level,” hypersonic weapons, electric rail guns, cruise missiles and the “most sophisticated lasers in the world,”

To quote the ever eloquent Orks from Warhammer 40k: “Nevah enuff Dakka!!!” (translation: “no such thing as enough firepower”)

Also, I’d bet my life savings that Trump does not even know what “electric rail guns” even means. He probably thinks they’re big cannons on train rails that fire lightning or something…

the new battleships will be the largest ever built, Trump said.

And that’s why they’re named after you, aren’t they? Mr. overcompensating-for-something…

They’ll be very AI controlled

Musk and his master, Skynet, shall be pleased…

Trump “designs” his own “battleship” called the USS Defiant… Does Trump think he’s Benjamin Sisko or something?

Come back once the Trump-class(*) can stand up against a Borg Cube…

(*)Nonsensical naming, btw, as ship classes tend to be named after the first one of their class.

Matt Walsh #wingnut

Thing is, Matty boy, Charlie Kork was NOT shot by a “leftist” no matter how many times you may parrot that lie. He came from a republican family and was a republican registered voter last time I factchecked that. And yet there ARE a LOT of rightwingers who keep saying that MAGA SHOULD do crackdowns and mass arrests of their leftist opponents ALL THE FRIGGIN’ TIME!!!! Hell, that is LITERALLY what ICE (your very own Gestapo) is doing almost all the time!!!

What YOU are describing is LITERALLY FASCIST BEHAVIOR. And fascism is by definition right wing!

professionalexpert7 ; Glitterloveangel #crackpot

We don’t need men. But why do they exist? I feel like someone messed with Mother Nature and now we’re paying the price for it.

So either another woman decided back then that they needed “inferior" men, thus not all women are perfect, or men already existed in some form and were able to screw over Mother nature, thus women are not all perfect either.

Didn’t think this through, did you?

Kevin Badenoch #racist

I completely agree! So when are you going to kick out the misogynist-in-chief, as well as the countless “stay-in-the-kitchen” christians?

Demi White #wingnut #pratt #racist

If you don't like America that's fine. Your prerogative. But put your money where you mouth is and leave.

I could say the very same thing about you MAGAs. As much as you claim to be “patriots”, if you really loved America you wouldn’t be trying to overturn the constitution, violently overthrow the government, and turn the nation into a christofascist dicatorship under a corrupt tyrant.

call for the death of our president

Like what you did to Biden and Obama?

AsianVoodoo #forced-birth

I’m tempted to say may your wife die in childbirth from a complication that an abortion could have prevented. But when it comes down to it I’m not an asshole like you are. Niether your wife nor your offspring deserve to suffer for your douchebaggery.

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

Thing is, knives are not only far less deadly than firearms, but knives can be tools outside of being weapons. Firearms can ONLY be weapons.

Isabel Brown #transphobia

<@KeithInc.> #243668

But the real question is, does CHATGPT believe there’s a god?

If it does, it’s either one of the “tech industry giants” like Musk or Bezos (heaven forbid), or more hopefully something like Mata Nui. If you know, my respect for you will skyrocket.

Donald J. Trump #conspiracy #wingnut #psycho

@Skyknight #243685

Even evil has standards, it seems, but Donald Trump does not.

Ottozgotagun #psycho #elitist

M J #wingnut #racist #pratt

Dude, I may only be 33 years old and a “filthy foreigner” and not have truly known that many POTUSes in my lifetime, but I can safely say Trump is objectively the WORST ever. Because even the previous bad presidents at least did what they thought was best for the USA, even if most disagreed with it, and were at least kept under some control. Trump is actively ruining everything positive about the USA just to satisfy his own ego and bank accounts, and wipes his ass with the constitution every day and the GOP lets him do that because it has turned fully into a cult of personality around Trump.

Canary Mission #wingnut #conspiracy

“Woke Right”? Is that something like hot snow?

But seriously, when even Right Wingers are “too woke” for you, maybe you should rethink everything.

Ottozgotagun #psycho #elitist

My friends, it has often been said that I like war. Friends, I like war. No friends, I LOVE war.
I love holocausts. I love blitzkriegs. I love defensive lines. I love sieges, charges, I love mop-up operations, and retreats.
Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I love every act of war that can occur upon this earth.

-The Major (Hellsing), a LITERAL Nazi leading an army of Nazi Vampires.

Benny Johnson #crackpot #homophobia #wingnut

@pyro #243522

Can confirm. My parents’ dog feels easily threatened and then he’ll bare his teeth (but aside from that he’s a cuddle bug who cannot stand being alone for 5 seconds). Yet my mother once tripped over him and fell down, and he not only didn’t remotely get angry, but was immediatly worried more for her than whatever pain he might have felt.

Westboro Baptist Church #fundie #homophobia

Why did god destroy Sodom?

Because its people were inhospitable douchebags?

Anonymous #sexist #crackpot

Do men want to be raped? Absolutely.

No, I don’t. The closest I’d ever want to “get raped” is for my eventual trusted partner to consensually push me down and take the lead during intercourse. But by its very definition rape is unconsensual.

Do they show it by writing trashy “romance” novels?

As much as a fantasize about the Monster Girl Encyclopedia, even its author has repeatedly come out and clarified that there is no genuine rape in his setting about hypersexual monster girls; its either just at worst the fantasy of being pushed down by an assertive sexually ravishing woman or a woman letting herself be taken by a man she’s into.

Deeanna Windsor #fundie

Jesus is coming back soon

…Yes, so “soon” it’s been imminent for the last hundreds of years or so. So forgive me for not holding my breath.

Get right or get left.

Thing is, the biblical Jesus was FAR more of a “leftist” than a “rightwinger” by modern standards.

Donald Trump and unnamed White House author #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

growing influence of patriotic European parties

Once again, MAGAtards (and Right-wingers overall) confuse "patriotism” and “fascism” with each other.

Just to be clear, MAGAtards, being “fanatically devoted to christofascism in the USA” does NOT make one a "patriot” regardless if one was a USA citizen (the USA constitution is NOT based on such beliefs) or a foreigner (we would be patriots to our own countries, ya nincompoops, and plenty of them are overall far more left-leaning that even the Democrats are).

Malcolm and Simone Collins #conspiracy #wingnut

Youtube is run entirely by badly programmed AIs at this point. There are no “powers that be” that consciously want to “censor” the “truth”…

Philip Morris #transphobia #conspiracy

And let me guess, you are still a devoted supporter of a certain “pedo-in-chief”, right?

Effin’ hypocrites…

Mary Holland #pratt #dunning-kruger

I’ve said it countless times before and I’ll keep saying it; as an Aspie who is fully vaccinated and good health, I’d MUCH rather be this than a neurotypical who is not vaccinated and suffering from terrible illness.

Fuck you with a rotten cactus up your bumhole.

Conrad #racist #conspiracy

You and I, as Good White People, hire the person who is best for the job. You and I would never hire a guy just because he's white, especially not if he's incompetent.

looks at the results of the incompetent-yet-white Donald Trump versus the competent-yet-non-white Kamala Harris …Yeah, I call bullshit on this.

Tucker Carlson #homophobia #crackpot

Why is being gay better than not being gay?

As a straight man, I can safely say I’d MUCH rather be gay and happily married than be even a fraction of the scum that Tucker Carlson is…

Broken Hearted Mom #transphobia #ableist

Not autistic

Dafuq does that have to do with anything? Also, your DAUGHTER is 27 as you admitted, far beyond the legal age. You have no more (abusive) authority over her whatsoever. Cry some more, you entitled womanchild.

EDIT: Is anyone else disturbed by the fact that PITTParents always describe their living transchildren like it’s an outright eulogy?

Elon Musk #wingnut

@Passerby #243026

Oh, I fully agree on that. I’d say the only good thing that came out of Trump’s presidency is make us realize we shouldn’t be so dependent on what turned out to be “fair weather allies”, if you get me.

@Passerby #243023

I don’t disagree with you, but I could ask the same thing about the USA. For as many international laws that Trump has broken, so has he broken several of the USA’s own domestic laws. And they don’t depose him either. While the EU could revoke our relations with Trump and make things harder for him, I’d say the responsibility to get rid of him lies more with the people who put him in power in the first place.

@Passerby #243020

Why haven’t Trump and Musk had their assets frozen, if not seized, globally?

Who would do so? The EU? We currently still need USA support against Russian enroachment upon our soil. Russia? Trump is still a useful idiot to them, plus they have their own worries with billions of Russian assets frozen in Europe. China? I doubt they care enough for now.

I honestly get your frustration, truly, but if the EU is currently STILL debating on whether or not to use the frozen Russian assets against them, I doubt we’ll ever get to seizing Trump and Musk’s assets… As much as I personally despise those two, they hold too many cards for now.

@Malingspann #243005

While Trump is pushing 80. And maybe he isn’t among the living anymore when we reach his 80th birthday, June 14th 2026.

Don’t do that. Don’t give me hope.

So I’m confused. I thought Muskrat was against the EU and thought it should be abolished. Now suddenly he worships it?

(This is a joke, btw, I doubt Muskrat can even keep his own narrative straight inside his mind)

RFK jr’s appointed experts at the CDC #crackpot #quack

@Conscience #242936

Frankly between MAGA and the Imperium, I’d say the Imperium is the lesser of two evils (should they be in equal scope). And that is saying something. At least the Imperium, for all its flaws, is a necessary evil in its world, and the God-Emperor, for all his flaws, was a well-intentioned extremist. Plus, at least they don’t encourage Nurgle and Khorne worship…

Jason Shurka and Dr Michael Salla #magick #ufo #conspiracy

@Conscience #242865

Darth Plagueis, who was a Muun. His master, Darth Tenebrous, who was a Bith. Darth Maul, who was a Dathomirian Zabrak. Darth Talon, who was a Twi’lek…

Not to mention 90% of the last Jedi Council was composed of non-humans. Yoda, Shaak Ti, Plo Koon, Ki-Adi-Mundi, Kit Fisto…

And those are just the names I can remember.

Lauren Witzke & various commenters #wingnut #homophobia

@Malingspann #242822

Sure, ONE example of a minority doing something bad is “they’re ALL like that!!!” But when several white cishet Christians do worse things repeatedly “they’re just outliers!!!” No true scotsman etc…

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

<@KeithInc.> #242838

I think Bill Gates ONLY said that climate isn’t our biggest priority anymore right now, second mostly to hunger and disease. But he never debunked it or abandoned it or anything like that afaik.

@IamOrlando, @Nutta & @Lorenzot1990 #wingnut

Hoping2 #psycho

[Christians - people who believe that they are descendent from siblings.]
Take a brother and sister of the "believers" to an isolated island and tell them to procreate like their book commands... and let's see how firm their belief is.

@IamOrlando, @Nutta & @Lorenzot1990 #wingnut

For Americans, the only culture we’re not supposed to preserve is our own.

Dude, stop it. Native American culture was already destroyed by you white genocidal immigrants. Don’t act like you’re trying to preserve anything except your power and wealth.

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

Benny boy, if you have actually watched ANYTHING from Star Wars, even you’d understand that MAGA IS the Galactic Empire in all but scope and name. And Trump IS Darth Sidious in all but intelligence and charisma (and Force powers).

Seriously, I’m not even speaking hyperboly. A tyrannical warmongering fascist regime built around a cult of personality of a single autocrat and which discriminates against minorities, and which was voted into power from a former democracy. What am I describing?

The difference, the ONLY real difference, between MAGA and the Galactic Empire is that the latter actually can recognize basic intelligence and use it and isn’t run by hilbillies. Grand Admiral Thrawn, Grand Moff Tarkin, Supreme Commander Darth Vader, and Emperor Palpatine actually are smart people.

VannesteLand #homophobia #fundie #wingnut

It’s not that I have anything against the LGBT+ community or the people part of it, I’m just very resentful of it being put into children’s media, be it a cartoon or not.

“I’m not Homophobic, I just hate gay people!” - Katie Killjoy (Hazbin Hotel)

The Meredith Herald Staff #wingnut #racist

You’re just salty because Homelander is an exact copy/paste of Trump with superpowers.

Samantha Fulnecky #crackpot #fundie #transphobia

@Skyknight #242660

Ah, also a good point. After all, why would an actual supreme being feel the need for constant glory and acknowledgment? Is god’s ego really that fragile?

@Skyknight #242657

It makes them feel special; more special than anyone else.

As much as they claim to be “holier-than-thou”, in my experience most fundies are driven primarly by Pride, Envy, and Greed; with an unhealthy side dose of Sloth and Wrath.

Seems like Ms. Fullofit just didn’t do the assignment she was given and instead felt the need to insult the teacher. Deserves a big fat ZERO, if you ask me.

The Bible says that our lives are not our own but that our lives and bodies belong to the Lord for His glory

Thing is, the Bible says a LOT of inane crap, and not everything in it conforms to reality.

Also, this makes god sound like a creep, tbh.

EDIT: so let me get this straight; the student using discriminating language against her professor is “first amendment rights”, but said teacher giving her bad grades over it is “discriminating against her religion”? Dafuq?