Ray, IRL I don’t steal, murder, or rape people because I’m afraid to go to prison; I choose not to do it simply because I don’t want to hurt people. Same reason I don’t steal, murder, or rape people because I’m afraid to go to Hell; I choose not to do it simply because I don’t want to hurt people.
So if you NEED the “god police” looking over your shoulder 24/7 in order NOT to be “sinful”, then you simply are not a virtuous person to begin with.
In other words, fuck you, Bananaman. Fuck you and the holier-than-thou ass you rode in on.
Also, to continue your “analogy”; people dislike your “god police” because he is corrupt as fuck. He lets people get away with murder, rape, larceny, etc, as long as you keep bribing him by sucking his balls. Meanwhile, he sends people to life in jail simply for speeding or littering because they refused to suck him off in public. THAT is how fundies like YOU portray your own god.