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Alex Jones #psycho

Smithers: I'm afraid we have a bad image, sir. Market research shows people see you as something of an ogre.
Mr. Burns: I ought to club them and eat their bones!

You think you’re the big bad giant, Alex Jones? Well, you just proved that the bigger they are the harder they fall…

Sebastian Gorka #wingnut #crackpot

Doesn’t MAGA care more about Hamberders anyway?

Also, some of us prefer to live healthier than eating double cheeseburgers each day.

Amandaslimelifecorner #homophobia #transphobia

I am cis and straight. I also support the entire LGBTQIA+ spectrum. Why? Because I both have this thing called empathy and I understand that whatever other people identify as is none of my goddamn business.

Steven Roth #elitist #mammon #wingnut

philanthropists

If they really were actual philanthropists, they wouldn’t mind being taxed so the less fortunate could live at all…

“They are at the top of the great American economic pyramid for a reason. They should be praised and thanked.”

Quite the opposite. It’s exactly because of them needlessly hoarding all the wealth and resources at the cost of everyone else that makes them parasites that should be excised from a civilized society.

PITT Parents #pratt #quack #sexist #transphobia

More bad poetry that would make Vogons blush…

Anon #sexist #crackpot

@TheKingOfRhye #255045

I’ve enjoyed the occasional pornographic arts (in a variety of forms) since I first developed my sexuality in my later teenage years. Despite that and some niche fetishes I’ve enjoyed that way, I haven’t felt “icky” or “shameful” at all. The closest I’ve ever felt to shame in that regard was if the smut in question was simply worse than my usual standards allow.

Besides, for some people pornography is simply the easiest and most practical and healthiest way to blow of steam anyway.

Looker for truth #conspiracy #racist

Looker for Lies: EVERYONE and EVERYTHING is an evil Jew except ME!!!

BasedBarbie #sexist #psycho

@Anon-e-moose #254887

That’s actually similar to the Qunari of Dragon Age. Same three and equal “castes” (Body, Mind, and Soul of their society). And what caste you are put into is not determined by your birth, but by your aptitudes as a child.

On a relevant side note, despite their flaws, the Qunari are the least bigoted faction in all of Thedas. Gender, sexual orientation, skin color, race, etc… As long as you do your assigned role without complaining, ALL are equal under the Qun. Indeed, a mere baker who does his job exceptionally well receives more respect and standing in the Qun than a general who is merely average.

jigsawjj #transphobia

I carry the corpse of my son, the son he once was. Geeky, funny, talented. He could build anything

…I REALLY hope you’re speaking metaphorically here. Even though treating your daughter as if she was dead is only marginally better than actually murdering her.

Looker for truth #wingnut #psycho #racist #conspiracy

And if I had such power (like the Infinity Guantlet or The Almighty or the Super Dragon Balls or any other omnipotence) at my fingertips, I wouldn’t even kill a fly with it, let alone my “enemies”. Sure, I might humiliate them and take their “power” away from them so they cannot ever harm anyone anymore, and maybe I’d take some sadistic pleasure in that, but I certainly wouldn’t murder en masse or even lobotomize or cripple them or anything. It’s because I both have moral standards, and because I don’t want to be as bad as my enemies are.

Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #crackpot #psycho #god-complex #fundie

Declan Finn #wingnut #dunning-kruger

@Skide #254495

I’m not yet fully sure if the recent white house shooting was staged, but that this point more and more evidence does point towards the previous one (at the Trump rally) being staged. So I wouldn’t put it past Agent Orange to try so again…

Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #crackpot #fundie #psycho #god-complex

@Skide #254565

Agreed. And it makes me wonder if she should still be quoted here, as she is genuinely mentally ill and needs professional help.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #homophobia #wingnut #conspiracy

Thebushwhacker77 #homophobia #interphobia #transphobia

@Anon-e-moose #254525

What about men who play as female characters in games?

Guilty as charged. While I play male and female characters somewhat equally, I often switch them up both for diversity’s sake on replays, and because, well, if I have to look at an ass on screen all the time, I might as well make it a fine ass.

…That last one is a joke, btw, I’m not sexist. Plus, I try to make both my male and female customizable characters attractive.

The only things that I don’t often change on replays are my romance options or my characters’ morality choices.

Joseph Plumb #wingnut

…So you’d rather have an economic recession, a police state, global wars, corruption at the highest levels, and fucked up international relations, ALL which could have been avoided, JUST because you think Harris has an annoying laugh!?

Dan Smith #fundie

11 Facts that disprove Evolution

…“facts”, you keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it does.

Rev. Joel Webbon #wingnut #racist

@Anon-e-moose #254400

“Humans are the real monsters”

EDIT: To be clear, I “like” this trope more because of the Realism-Induced Horror one, not out of any genuine misanthropy.

Claudia Hernandez #fundie #psycho

being prosecuted over her faith.

Well, by that logic I can argue that if she doesn’t get sentenced MY faith in justice will be persecuted against…

Kerry Cassidy #crackpot #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

SO PEOPLE CALL ME CRAZY?

…I don’t even have a retort for this. This just speaks volumes by itself.

TRUMP ANNOUNCES HE IS GOING TO DISCLOSE ALIENS… the 47th President will announce in JULY that aliens are REAL

I strongly believe extraterrestrial life is real. But if Trump the compulsive liar claims that Aliens exist, I will start doubting my own convictions on that.

Prolotario #wingnut #conspiracy

@Malingspann #254360

Frankly, I think any person who suddenly woke up from a 30-year coma would be completely baffled that a failed, crooked, unlikeable and convicted-of-sexual-offense businessman would ever manage to become not only POTUS at all, not only twice, but even pull so much power towards himself to be borderline-untouchable despite being completely incompetent.

I mean, I remember when in the Justice League animated series it was considered “unrealistic” that someone like Lex Luthor could even RUN for POTUS…

PAO Web #ufo #magick

The Galactic Federation of Light was founded over 4.5 million years ago

And the enigmatic extragalactic Precursors from Halo existed over billions of years ago until they vanished 500 million years ago. The only species classified as “Transsentient” by even the hyper-advanced Forerunners, they had an understanding of the cosmos beyond anyone else, as evidenced in their signature “neural physics” technology that nobody else could even come close to comprehending.

Of course, as it turns out the Precursors aren’t as “vanished” as everyone thought they were. Their remnants still exist in various forms, most notably the Flood itself. And that revelation’s when Halo became a borderline cosmic-horror story.

The only thing the Precursors have in common with your “Light Federation” is that they’re both Scifi. One vastly better written and more popular than the other.

rtlbst #homophobia #wingnut

Seems to have very specific pornography fantasies about homosexual orgies for someone who pretends to hate gay…

Also, the irony here being that the franchise the game belongs to has had transgender and transsexual vampires since pretty much the beginning… But obviously it “suddenly went woke” because the grifters claim it has…

Vox Day #conspiracy

what is the most reasonable answer to the questions concerning President Trump’s incessant inconsistencies?

That he’s a pathological liar with dementia.

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #elitist

leftists that constantly want to black list and destroy anyone that is diverse from them. What is wrong with you? Why are you constantly demanding everyone agree with you in your rebellion against God? Why don't you love and support those that choose to be obedient to God? Are you that jealous? Are you that far gone in your service to Satan? Are you just that evil?

Jesus effin’ Christ, Paul, are you really THAT lacking in any self-awareness? You call us "intolerant of diversity” who want “everyone to agree with us” (somehow), yet in the very same breath you say that everyone who even remotely disagrees with YOU specifically is “evil” and “in service to Satan”.

I have personally experienced venom and hatred for my obedience to God.

No, we don’t hate you for being a Christian per se. We hate you for being an Asshole. It’s not our fault that you seem to think Asshole is synonymous with Christ…

We have not been sent reviewable copies

And I see a lot of indie reviewers from a variety of origins who DO get review copies for free. Funny, it’s almost like “diversity” is not the problem here…

Also, just for you I’m going to take special pleasure in replaying Bloodlines 2 after its DLC dropped today. You know, the game where you play as an bloodsucking elder vampire, who are the “descendants” of Cain himself.

Average Dad #transphobia #fundie

trans is one of the worst things ever foisted onto society

Worse than slavery? Worse than genocide? Worse than death camps? Worse than human trafficking?

forcing your mom and dad to call you wrong pronouns and a new name

Oh no!!! Teh horror!!!! /s

skide #psycho #fundie

@Skide
…Look, Skide, I get your frustrations with fundie Christians (or fundies in general), really I do. Personally I particularly dislike the Abrahamic religions overall for how they tend to force their inane beliefs upon anyone else throughout history and fucked things up for everyone.

Yet, when you make a comment like that- Well, let me show you what it looks like when you change a few words:

How about you shut your satanist trap, bitch? I’ve nothing to do with atheists, I am a devout disciple of our lord Jesus Christ and do not confuse me with them prancing jehova’s witnesses or mormons. They mean you no harm, while I most certainly do, they want to worship in peace, I want your whole branch of faith annihilated from the public square and have you face the pyres. I’m a stickler for the tradition, after all.

See? Skide, in that way you sound JUST like the people we’re here to mock. Please don’t fall to their level. I still think we’re all better than that.

Robert F Kennedy jr #crackpot #dunning-kruger #pratt #wingnut

…Jesus effin’ Christ. How, in any sane world, can the leader(s) of the most powerful superpower on earth be such absolute MORONS…

Stephen Flurry #fundie #homophobia

This is an audacious insult to […] the Creator of sex!

Dude, Ishtar, Venus/Aphrodite, Hathor, Freyja, etc. predate Christianity by quite some time. YHWH did not invent sex.

And besides, even if YHWH did invent sex, you’d think he wouldn’t be such a massive prude who hates every kind of sexual act imaginable (to the point of installing a Demon Lord (Asmodeus) to embody the Sin of Lust) and ONLY tolerates the occasional male-to-female missionary sex because something has to make more children for him to bully…

You know, it’s telling, isn’t it? Almost all ancient RL myths have a celebrated deity of love and sex, while the Abrahamic religions outright have a hated/feared Demon Lord of Lust instead… It’s both pathetic and fascinating in a way, the Abrahamic religions’ sheer prudishness, misogyny, and coitophobia.

These people are shaking their fists in God’s face!

Reminds me of the “old man yells at cloud” meme. Except we’re not the “old man” here.

Christ Loving America #fundie #conspiracy

it is clear that my enemies are together working against me

Geez, persecution complex and narcissism, much? Pride is one of your religion’s greatest sins, smartass.

Gaslighting is evil

Oh, the irony…

i'll pray that my enemies

Praying, aka doing less than nothing while feeling smug about it.

Vfrdk568639 / PlNKG0RE #sexist #psycho

There's no real misandry nor hostility until men are afraid to leave their homes and go anywhere really. When that happens then they'll know what hostility actually means.

I mean, I’m a man myself and I kinda get what you’re saying there.

there need to be entire countries where marrying underage males is the norm

However, this, this is just batshit psycho and inexcusible.

Ann Farmer #forced-birth #fundie #wingnut #sexist #conspiracy

<@C.A.Collins> #253883

I’m not entirely sure what you’re asking, but I’m not referring to the mythological Minotaur. I’m mostly referring to the “Our Minotaurs Are Different” trope.

Specifically like how they’re portrayed in some anime/manga series; something like this:

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Erin Mersino, U.S. Circuit Judge Consuelo Callahan and four unnamed mothers from California #quack #pratt #fundie

These things do not deserve to be mothers.

Alone-Conference-896 #fundie #homophobia

If you don’t believe in Jesus Christ and His death for your sin and the Bible as the infallible word of God, why are you weighing in here as an authority?

Because even if god may not be real (jury’s still out on the historical Jeshua of Nazareth), his inane followers most certainly are. And a lot of them insist on forcing their outdated, inane, bigoted, hateful, ignorant beliefs on everybody else.

the fact that God put a man and a woman in the garden and said it was good.

How do you know that actually happened? Where you there?

LockdownIsLame #senpai_noticed_us #fundie

Okay? I’m not an exhibitionist myself by any means, but I still don’t see your problem with Shy’s comment. After all, we are all born nude, right? Children see themselves nude when showering and such. Trying to shelter them too much will only backfire.

And just to be clear, NONE of us here are saying we should expose young children to sexuality or pornography. But there is still a difference between understanding what the human body is and full-blown sexuality…

Fritz Berggren #conspiracy #fundie

Democracy may be flawed, yes, as few people’s votes are equally informed for it to properly work. Case-in-point, MAGA supremacy. But I wouldn’t call it an illusion per se.

I’d still vastly prefer a flawed democracy over current-day Russia, North Korea, or any Theocracy.

Anons #sexist

Puh-lease. Incels are as “entitled” to sex as leeches are to my blood- Actually, scratch that. Leeches actually need blood to live and actually serve a purpose in the ecosystem they live in. So they actually are far more entitled to being parasites than incels are.

Ellis Washington #wingnut #crackpot #racist #conspiracy

@Bastethotep #253725

Most people go to war as a means to an end. To Trump, this war, well, I wouldn’t necessarily say is the end (unless it’s to distract from Epstein, in which case it likely IS), but he certainly didn’t really have a proper goal and terms for it in his senile mind when he started…

Ann Farmer #forced-birth #fundie #wingnut #sexist #conspiracy

Media reports about sex crime co-exist with pornographic imagery

Seriously? I’m a person who likes to partake in the online pornographic arts(*). I’m also a 33-year old virgin and have never EVER commited anything remotely like a sex crime. So, care to explain that?

(*)Partially because stuff like my social anxiety, introvertedness, bordeline-demisexuality, and other crap make it difficult for me to blow off steam in more conventional ways.

So yeah, if I want to read/watch smut about an average joe being dommy-mommied by a loving 7ft tall muscular minotaur girl with Q-cups then that is my complete right and there is not a damn thing you can do about it.

ITT Parents #transphobia

"would you rather have a trans child or a dead one?" Well basically this new persona has "Killed" my child as he supposedly no longer exists.

That is just sickening, evil, and well, FUCK YOU you narcissistic selfish cunt.

WM0915 #wingnut #pratt

@kuyohashi #253616

he’s old, he’s mortal, and he’s biodegradable

I hope so… I mean, he’s obviously old (physcially and mentally). I sure HOPE he’s mortal (as he’s cheated death enough by now). But is he truly biodegradable? I think that burying Trump’s unhealthy orange ass anywhere would count more as polluting than fertilizing… No, maybe we should just fire him… out of a cannon and into the sun.

The Hellenist #homophobia #dunning-kruger

@ShatteredGlassSkywarp #253548

Reminds me of two other Simpsons quotes:

“Almost sexual, isn’t it, Smithers?” and “I think women and seamen don’t mix.”

David J Stewart #sexist #fundie

@leyo3 #253549

I mean, it is David J. “Kiddiediddler” Stewart. The man has an unhealthy obsession with both Taylor Swift and women in pants even by fundie standards.

Saratov Court #homophobia

Wow, seriously? I mean, I know that (sadly) homophobia is a thing in the world for a long time. But I never understood why Russia’s just so excessively deep into it. It’s one thing to just make homosexual marriage illegal. It’s another to prevent people from even mentioning the name of a show that has lgtb+ moments in it…

Putin just acts like gay people raped his puppy to death or something… Is what I would say if Putin wasn’t a sociopath who couldn’t care less for anything aside from himself.

Anon #conspiracy

When the spinning ball-Earth is finally exposed worldwide for the 400+ year deception it was, Earth's entire population will suddenly be faced with the reality that every government, every space agency, university, secret society, religious organization, mainstream and alternative media outlet have ALL been duplicitous in propping up a monstrous manipulation-

Okay, let me stop you right there. See the bolded parts? Good. Now let me ask you something. What seems more likely? That “every government, every space agency, university, secret society, religious organization, mainstream and alternative media outlet” are ALL part of one big, resource-intensive, overcomplicated conspiracy to hide an otherwise meaningless truth, or that just the very few flat-earthers that exist are full of shit? Because, what does “every government, every space agency, university, secret society, religious organization, mainstream and alternative media outlet” even have to gain from doing that?

Unnamed parent #fundie #crackpot #psycho

Doesn’t Jesus teach stuff like “Tolerance” and “Shelter the Homeless” and such? Seems like these parents are the ones who truly go against Christian teachings…

Anon #racist #sexist #homophobia

Right, right… And these “jews”, are they in the room with us right now?

Own-Bother-1741 #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

@PMSFKS1 #253441

Yes, including outright that Usopp would be African IRL. Still didn’t stop racists from complaining that the Live-Action Usopp is played by a black actor…

So apparently any manga character being dark-skinned at this point is “Netflix” “forcing” their “Diversity Curse” upon unwilling manga authors… Because heaven forbid dark skinned characters can naturally exist in a world as crazy and diverse as One Piece…

EDIT: it seems the Mods there already kicked that post back into the abyss of whence it came. So apologies if you cannot read the OG anymore. But I still think it deserves more ridicule.