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Jesus is the answer #fundie forum.myspace.com

Just like you dont understand people who get drunk and drive I cannot understand why people get drunk, period. Getting drunk solves nothing, it just causes more problems. Then you wake up hangover and feeling worse than the night before. This story has caused something in me to waken. I am now thinking of starting a movement that would make alcohol illegal and ciggarettes. Or I think I should start a camp were drunks and smokers can be kept at all times, give them free alcohol and ciggarettes until they kill each other.LOL but that would be a great idea. Pathetic fools they should die in their own filfth.

Ashanti Queen #fundie forum.myspace.com

abortion is pure murder!! is human cruelty! y kill an innocent soul??? even if it was alrite in de bible, i still wouldnt be up for it. if u r pregnant and dont want it, y dont u have de baby n den put him/her up for adoption?? or have a ceacarian and put de baby in an incubator if u fink u cant handle him/her 4 nine months?? after all de 6 (not sure) commandment say DO NOT COMMIT MURDER!!!

HARDCOOL (R-WV) #fundie forum.myspace.com

Theres no such thing as gay people, Im tellin ya. Its a falsafied orientation purpetuated by the media and hollywood. How can it be considered a valid sexual orientation when it doesnt do anything to further the human race or anything natural? I believe homosexuality comes about by abuse, or childhood; Choice (i.e. attention whore); Actually retarded but your gay with no relation to sex drive, like the retarded person doesnt differentiate (I unfortunately have a cousin this way by marriage, total moody douche bag loser)

Michal #fundie forum.myspace.com

Environmentalism is a religion that denies God ---That is why.....Green people are --Green on the outside and RED-Communist Red on the inside...besides all that ==Gaia and God are like Christ and BAAL...microsog57

Incorect #fundie forum.myspace.com

[On this <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/03/08/fatherhood.suit.ap/">case</a> where a man is suing to avoid child support because he did not want the woman to have the kid.]

This isn't about a man having a child then ditching it. This is about a man aborting a child BEFORE it is born. Women have that option... shouldn't men?

[No, a man should not be able to force a woman to have an abortion.]

I am sorry, I don't resort to personal attacks often, but you are stupid. The man has no reproductive rights. He has no choice to bring a child to birth or not.

Are men not worthy of reproductive rights?

Jo-mama #fundie forum.myspace.com

The problem with going along with gay marriages with no children is that once those are allowed, then the gay groups will demand all gay marriages be accepted. Then I will have a problem with gays denying kids a mom and a dad. The kids have a right to a mom and a dad - you could never have that with a gay marriage. Why do gay couples want to deny a child such a basic right?

Brian #fundie forum.myspace.com

If you really want to look at it in simple terms (which it seems will be the only way you will understand it), the "femi" part should be obvious that it has to do with the women's movenment. The "nazi" part is pointing out that this particular group is ultra-militant... anyone that doesn't agree with them shouldn't be allowed to live. For that matter, it is almost to the point that most think men shouldn't be allowed to live.

[You called me a feminazi yesterday. What did I say that suggested I don't think men should be allowed to live? In what way am I "ultra-militant?"]

You basically said that if we all didn't believe your line of thinking, we were stupid. You also do not want equal rights, you want AT LEAST equal rights with extra benefits where you want them.

Maria #fundie forum.myspace.com

i dont know if any of you know much about Mother Theresa, but she prayed and prayed for God to send someone to India who would help to cure disease, mainly AIDS. She prayed on three seperate occasions, and all three times God replied that the person he sent was aborted.

†JESUS IS MY OXYGEN† #fundie forum.myspace.com

The bible is God's word to us if u cant belibe his word then that means u dont belive God if u dont belive GOd then u cant belive his son. And if cant belive his son then u cant belive that he died for ur sins. And if u cant belive that then u cant be saved. and if u cant be saved then u cant go to heaven. and if u cant go to heaven u have to go to hell. So that what happens if u dont belive the Bible

Mac #fundie forum.myspace.com

Here's a good way to resist the temptation to masturbate.

The next time you feel like you want to masturbate, get a fat, black, sharpie magic marker and write the word "Jesus" on your palm. That should do it.

Brian Michael C #fundie forum.myspace.com

I decided to come to this religion board again today, just to see what some of you are talking about. And let me say this, I am truly ashamed of almost all of you.

I see questions like 'If Jesus did this...then why is this?' Or 'if God really exists, then why is this this?' Shut up with your godless blasphemy!!! Im sick of seeing it, not only here but in real life. God exists, and I know all of you know this you JUST CHOOSE TO DENY IT. I know most of you have come to see the wisdom and intelligence, and goodness that Christianity brings forth, but you hide that knowledge behind your hatred of life, and deny what you know is good and true.

Quit questioning, start accepting. You think you look smart when you question everything? You don't, you look like an ass. God himself is frowning as he reads what you write and is probably thinking, what the hell is wrong with this person?

Accept the gospel, quit living in the agony which is a life of anti-God hatred. Embrace that which is good, and quit thinking the onus is on God to prove himself...THE ONUS IS ON YOU, TO PROVE YOURSELF WORTHY TO MEET GOD AGAIN.

Do not forget my words, for I have come here to bring some of my sheep back on the right path. I am a shepherd, and although I realize I am stern with all of you sometimes, this is for your own good. Your souls are at stake and I will try everything I can to see that my brothers and sisters do not end up in hell!

lauren. #fundie forum.myspace.com

The Bible does in fact have actual, physical evidence for all you post modernists out there.
I could actually name them off:
scientists were baffled due to the FACT that there is a day missing in time- how do they calculate this you say? Well when a satellite, or something orbits the earth- they have precise time on the object. If you know, the Bible mentions God taking a day out of time. They found the ark. hm...yes, very much so physical evidence;in each country they have documents of a "giant flood". Its all there, look it up, and look it up the in Bible.
And Im not saying everyone hasnt looked through the Bible for certain cases, but to back up yalls theory on post modernism, you should read the Bible.
Allan Sandage(was an amazing astronomer), before his death, became a Christian from his research. Many scientists have.
The Bible wasnt something to just have written in a few years like most religions or beliefs.
Others like Sir Issac Newton believed that what they strongly studied had to do with a much greater being, that being God. Theyd acknowledge that Christianity is indeed extremely compatible with science.
Beliefs they had may not be your own, and nor would you even consider actually studying through it, whether you be scared of finding something out, or just getting peeved off, but I highly reccomend researching like many others. Whether you have already, and still do not believe truth; it is the truth.
Everything that is sought out in science is fragile;
And Martin Luther King wrote-“Science investigates, religion interprets.Science gives man knowledge which is power, religion gives man wisdom which is control.”

†1987©asey† #fundie forum.myspace.com

[On spousal rape]

If you're married I don't think it would be rape...because technically you already consented to sleeping with him when you married him. But that's a different situation. If you are married and don't want to have sex with the person then why'd you marry them?

Philmon TM #fundie forum.myspace.com

your whole Flying spaghetti monster is as believable as the boogie man or other stupid creatures. this religon seems to be just based on a childs creative mind.

This makes me think all younger generations now are full with idiots like you.
No to believe that a spaghetti controls my life is crazy and stupid.

And I have a strong feeling that your joking and don't tell me your not cause I read it twice it seems all most too stupid please go read the bible or jump off the nearest cliff cause no one has use for you that's why your making stupid religons

Christian Businessman #fundie forum.myspace.com

I have a theory.

Is it possible that liberals are pro-choice just so they can eat our children? I wouldn't be surprised. I bet they just want to steal the aborted fetus and gobble it up!

I also think they support gay marriage just because it will lead to incest and beastiality. They want to marry their dogs while destroying the traditional family.

Forrest #fundie forum.myspace.com

no i do not have it backwards if you belive in secular evolution you need to belive that the everything that makes up the universe had to have appeared from nothing and that the energy to put the universe in motion spontaneously came into effect. you also have to belive in spontaneous generation wich was disproven 400 years ago. so if you belive in evolution you cannot beleive in any science like germ theory, creationisum, biology, physics, quantum physics and God. you read up.

Elizabeth #fundie forum.myspace.com

The Bible states that the earth will "wear out as a garment" would. And that the heavens (outer space) will fold up like a garment (collapse on itself) just like many astronomers say it will do after it expands to it's limit. How did they know that years ago? I have been taught Evolution in school and I have read the entire Bible (without any religion telling me too, I have no religion to espouse here), so I have the benefit of knowing both. Do you?

Ploppytheman #fundie forum.myspace.com

Thank you GAYS for putting the rainbow all over glorifying God. The gays must be afraid of God destroying them for their sinful ways so they're trying to kiss butt. They want to be flaming well! God will let them be flaming for ever and ever! Just in a different way!

James or Clint a.k.a. Slash #fundie forum.myspace.com

I believe Evolution takes as much if not more faith that the Creationist view0point, why you ask? Because Creationism doesn't try to explain things because of bones and fossil records, we just believe, Evolution was a belief that was substantiated by the commonality between two animals of different species. If evolution is taught then there has to be an antithesis provided so that the kids can make a decision, instead of being forcefed the Darwin Agenda.

&lt;GLORY 2 GOD&gt; #fundie forum.myspace.com

Do u kno wat "satan" means?
Do u have intellegance?
Do u kno who jesus is?
Do u kno who the 1 true God is?
Do u kno wha this 1 true God does?

This God has shed blood 4 u. This God calls u his own. Satan's is using u, and after he's done, he'll kill u. U are just a stepping stone to satan....and yes i want u to send me a reply letter. I'm justing trying to help u out, because its wat the true would do.
chuckie gladding
1 john 5:1-5

†1987©asey† #fundie forum.myspace.com

I'm saying that according the knowledge of the authors of the early bible story the story is correct but as more knowledge is gained now we see that the facts aren't as factual as they were. But the thing is everything concerning salvation is 100% true.

OVERDOSESURGE #fundie forum.myspace.com

If you say that there is no GOD, and you have proof and there are millions of people that have seen his hand move (metaphorically speaking) than why are you an athiest? It's as if you went to get checked for an STD and you were diagnosed HIV positive and they provided you with the evidence that you were HIV positive. Your body revealed the symptoms. Would you still say you are not infected with HIV? Is it not similar to reading The Bible and saying that GOD does not exist?

Lee #fundie forum.myspace.com

Um.... I think, if you think God is an ape.... then thats blasphemey dude. Do you want to know why we call God, Our Heavenly Father???
1. He's a Man (thats why we call him Father)
2. God Created the Heavens and the Earth (Thats why we call God Our heavenly Father)
3. And thats why God is Not an Ape
4. If you think God and humans All evolved into Apes....then maybe we should put you in a Zoo and feed you banana's lol =)

God made man in His image....So that means, God is a Man. But there will be a Day when we will all see the Lord.....so Stop worrying what he looks like =)

andrew #fundie forum.myspace.com

As christians we should not be ashamed of our past, everyone has made mistakes, should germans be ashamed to be german because of what hitler did? No. I am sick and tired of those hypocrites complaining about the church when they do not realize all the shit they had to deal with. So suck my balls bitch.

Ry-Bucket{Live4Christ} #fundie forum.myspace.com

1.the sun grows 1inch every year it the world was billions of years old then the world would be a lot bigger then what it is now.
2.The moon is what gives the earth its gravity pull/wind, tides. They say the moon was really close to the earth when the dinosaurs were on the earth. But if it were 1/3 closer ten it is now we would all have the ability to fly because the wind would be around 500 miles per hour. Now Im sure dinosaurs are strong beasts, but come on.

Shaun Frederick #fundie forum.myspace.com

People that dont have sex before marriage and stay faithfull I bet get an std about one in every one million people. I am confidant this very very rarely happens. Its people like (no offence) you that try to tinker with the rules that get this stuff while trying to follow them.

Divorce happens more rampant because we think the grass could be greener on the other side of the fence and we are very spoiled, ungodly people now, more than 30 years ago. Not a fact but that is why.

Children are unhappy because of several reasons. Dumb drunk people hooking up and having unwanted children. They end up not getting loved and are therefore unhappy. Parents cheating, and destroying the family because of lack of love once again. If you take love out of sex it just destroys people. You will see if you and your boyfriend continue on your path.

BugsBee #fundie forum.myspace.com

how can you live with yourself its something that lives inside of you a living thing and to kill it is like murder i'm aganist abortion the only way i would do an abortion is if i was raped and got preganant i would totaly think about it but it depends ya know

James #fundie forum.myspace.com

I have a question for you filthy Athiest trash: if we evolved from apes like Charles Darwin said, then that would mean that people and monkeys are the same species, right? Well, if people and monkeys are the same species, then why can't a human impregnate a monkey, or vice-versa? there really is NO scientific evidence of evolution. no one has ever uncovered fossils of things in the middle of their evolutionary state. Also, atheism seems to me like a cult. you all believe everything in the 'Origin of Species' as if it's the Bible. You all believe every word Charles Darwin said, in fact, it seems that you all worship him. You all say we have no minds of our own, because we follow the Holy Bible, and we worship God and Jesus, but tell me, why do you believe everything in the origin of species, or as i like to call it, the SATANIC BIBLE?

Pastah Mac #fundie forum.myspace.com

I think you're avoiding backing your obvious ignorant claims.

Your Atheism was most likely sparked in College...stressed from HighSchool life because of the obvious rejection. You love to teach, but you only do so for the sake of purpose and that was the best alternative at the time for a college education to give. Your smoking, though not too much festered in you early to calm the storm of stress from school life and other such things. The smile you posess is only a fragment to cover up the pain and anguish of the rejection from not only your peers, but your family as well.

You're still single because you have this unhealthy bias towards men, due to jealously and that scar of rejection. The beauty of intelligence inside of you has been willfully limited so as not to have high expectations and be shot down.

In many instances you love to speak to friends, but gather few from your uneasiness around others and the inability to trust.

All these add up to your rejection of a loving God, because from the absence of love within your own life you deem it to be impossible.

jesse #fundie forum.myspace.com

freedom of religion... a religion is any story(s) that explain the origin of man. what are we teaching the youth of america in our public schools about origins? we are teaching them about evolution... which, i mite say is a joke, because ther is no solid evidence supporting a big BANG or primape ancestors.if we can teach children that religion in schools, than why can we not teach them about creation, as it is explained in the bible? if you want to talk about a theocracy, than we can talk about america... although we say it isnt true, we are a nation controlled by theories of evolution. eg, praying in school has been outlawed in many forms, yet the very text books we rely on for the truth are teaching us that we came from a form of 'goo'! who has the power there, the "religious people"? or those who disregard the truth of god and substitute ther own?

cRaZy J #fundie forum.myspace.com

[Regarding oral sex]

yes it is sin, all thngs sexually are sin including making out and u may be a sinner but it would be best not to do it ne ways because if u do it, it will just add somehing else to the book of life

your in the twilight zone #fundie forum.myspace.com

humpty dumpty had a great fall, but when he turned to JESUS, he was broken before the LORD.

Pinocchio was a wooden boy, but when he accepted CHRIST, he became a real boy.

the only reason why the power rangers never lost, is because they had JESUS in their life

the only reason why agent scully couldn't see what moulder saw was because she hadn't accepted CHRIST yet...

charmed lasted long, cause they saw harry potter, but when i came in, i showed the the bible

harry potter, goe's on, cause they watch charmed, but when JESUS showed up, HE sent in the x-men, to show them who got's the power...

[it goes on like this for about 3 more pages]

Kirik #fundie forum.myspace.com

You Know...if theres one thing in the world I hate more than Homosexuals...it's...well....I guess there's nothing in the world I hate more than Homosexuals. But let's get "STRAIGHT" to the point. God made man and woman...Adam and Eve. If he wanted the world to be gay...he would've chose man and man...Adam and Steve. But thanks to the sheer genius of our god..HALLELUJAH! He chose Adam and Eve. So why is it that some men decided to have affection for his own kind? Why I ask you...did he decide that he wants to put it in another mans Anas? That is a corrupt man I say...A CORRUPT MAN! And it's mine and whoever shall join me's dutie, to RID the world of this EVIL CORRUPTION! Join me in the League of Faggot Slayers and Homo Blasters, "F.S.H.B" to create the worlds latest and greatest Faggot exterminating team! Each member shall be equipped with all the essential faggot slaying items. It is GOD's will to have his rules abided by so let us enforce this!!! Join F.S.H.B and bring justice to our God and to our world!