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Rachel #fundie christianforums.com

hmm...think about this.
If the world was BILLIONS of years old, then wouldn't the ocean be MUCH saltier than it is now?
RiGHT?
Because, since the ocean can't get rid of the salt, the earth could only be around for like, 7,000 years MAX, because the ocean would be WAY saltier if the earth was billions of years old.

Gary51 #fundie christianforums.com

You see God can do anything.

I don't believe in evolution... I believe in creation.

And as God does the creating... and can do anything... whose to say that He is not still creating.

For all we know we may discover a new animal tomorrow that God created last week.

I'm sure that you will find this funny... However you cannot disprove it.

Ishida #fundie christianforums.com

[No offence, but you should learn to be more tolerant of others beliefs, especially when science has got us a lot further than any myth has.]

I'm tolerant enough, I'm not trying to kill you, just refuse to accept them. Who made science? Evolution isn't science. It's just a theory that tries to explain origins, and I don't think the belief that we came from monkeys has caused any technological and medicinal advancements. Creationism, is only one part of a message that redeemed my soul, it has done much for me and others, this forum is a testament to that. Spread your poison elsewhere.

ElijahFalling #fundie christianforums.com

I'll tell you exactly what will happen if America were to accept creation science. The Bible says that if you draw close to God, he'll draw close to you. God will surely bless this nation if it repents and comes back to Him. Business and industry would flourish more than ever before. Why was has this country been so successful since it's founding? Because it was founded on the Word of God and has been a Christian nation up until recently. Now America has begun to reject God, choosing instead to worship the golden calf of evilution, along with every other abomination including sodomy, abortion, communism, and witchcraft. It's no coincidence that we're now being consumed by terrorist attacks, wars we should easily win but can't, natural disasters (remember New Orleans was one of the most wicked cities in the country), and economic recession. The best thing America can do for its national security situation and economic situation is to turn back to God.

texastig #fundie christianforums.com

Effeminacy is a trait in males that generally contradicts traditional male (masculine) gender roles. It is a term frequently applied to femininity; or womanly behaviour, demeanour, and appearance displayed by a man.

Masturbation is wrong because your not supposed to be having sex with yourself.

Homosexuality is NOT the natural expression of being born gay.
No one is born gay. It is a "behavior/emotional" problem. You couldn't of known that you were born gay when you were 1 year old.
Ohioprof, Christ can set you free from bondage as He did for me.
He is waiting for you<-----!!!! and He loves you. He wants you<----- all to Himself.
Thanks,
TT

mrguitar #fundie christianforums.com

GOD DOES NOT BRING GAY PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD!!! Simple as that. He TAKES THEM OUT and puts them in Hell. Pretty easy to understand isn't it? Oh wait...don't answer that question loudatheist.

People choose to be gay by the demons that tell them to be gay.

MrBoo #fundie christianforums.com

Ah but we ARE Christians. this nation was founded on Christianity. It was discovered by Christians, settled by Christians, and Founded by Christians.

And we STILL ARE. This Nation fights harder than any in the world for Christianity, it has the most true Bible-believing Christians, and it is the precise reason why we are the most powerful nation in the world. It is also the precise reason why we set the world's standard.

So that is why. Same reason that entering foreigners should have to learn the language, because it is native to America.

ElijahFalling #fundie christianforums.com

@RealDealNeverstop;41447844

Obama is a good candidate and he has character-that alone trumps hillary. Think i like him mostly for what he said about his opposition to invading iraq. He was dead on in his assessment.

Osama has character? He is a freaking muslim who supports communist health care and gay marriage!

ElijahFalling #fundie christianforums.com

@uberd00b;41463512

I guess it's the smearing of your fellow man and spreading of lies, oh and saying someone else is not a Christian.

I am speaking the truth, which is not prohibited anywhere in the bible but rather is mandated. No true christian supports communism and gay marriage. Furthermore, as Christians, God establishes a plan for our life and calls each of us to serve him in different ways, and God would never call somebody to his position, a democrat communist polititian. Obama holds a seat that serves Satan, therefore he is not a Christian.

ElijahFalling #fundie christianforums.com

Who cares whether it's hillary or osama, if either of them are elected God will strike this nation down. The problem is, the republican candidates this time around are a bunch of freaking liberals too. The only real conservative is Ron Paul and the establishment is not going to let him win.

ElijahFalling #fundie christianforums.com

Who cares, the current pope is a freaking Nazi, not to mention a liberal anti-American peace-mongering antichrist. Catholics are not christians, they are a bunch of mary-worshipping satanists who are drunk with the blood of the saints as prophesied in Revelation 18.

sedg #fundie christianforums.com

Santa Claus = 666...(no joke)

Sorry if this is in the wrong forum.

Comments on the following ?

I've just today figured it out, and wanted to shout from the roof tops to warn other Christians, as it is now my duty to expose the unfruitful works of darkness...as it is for anyone that reads this.

First by using the following gematria:

A=6 B=12 C=18 D=24 E=30 F=36 G=42 H=48 I=54 J=60 K=66 L=72 M=78 N=84 O=90 P=96 Q=102 R=108 S=114 T=120 U=126 V=132 W=138 X=144 Y=150 Z=156

on SANTA CLAUS it adds up to: 666
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Then by looking at SANTA CLAUS from a anagram perspective we come up with:

SATAN LUCAS !!! Lucas being a form of Lucifer.

SANTA CLAUS = SATAN LUCAS

Thank you,
Yours in Christ Jesus
Shawn

ScarletCrusader #fundie christianforums.com

The movie is EVIL and the books behind it are even more EVIL and directly Anti-Christian, glorifying daemons. This is an evil stealth campaign, an alliance between NLC's capitalism and the daemonic evil of Atheism. Boycott that evil movie, destroy the books (if you got a copy of them) and go and see Prince Caspian, a movie based on Good books made by C.S. Lewis, a blessed author and servant of God.


God's curse on Philip Pullman!

ScarletCrusader #fundie christianforums.com

Of course they have a problem with liberalism and secularisation in Israel too. I hope the Orthodox can deal with this.

"Evil"!? You call Israel evil!!? They are heroes who defend the Holy grounds against the evil of Islam, just like the noble Crusaders once did. Of course it is sad that most Israelis do not recognise Jesus as their saviour. Judaism is a good religion created by God; sadly it's too incomplete to save anyone.

mark kennedy #fundie christianforums.com

(The following is the best excerpt from a long, long post full of fundamentalism)

You are the one redefining my theology, ID is not Creationism because it's not a Christian doctrine. Behe was and is a molecular biologist and professional educator. He knows the difference between a scientific argument and a religious one.

Evolutionists don't.

June McCormick #fundie christianforums.com

Recently, my niece had two piercings done on either side of her bottom lip- it's horrible! Anyway, her parents dont seem to mind at all but I do know some of our congregation aren't happy about this and I can't get my sister or her husband to realise that this jewlery isn't appropriate, especially for a 17 year old girl!

Should I talk to my niece, since her parents won't listen? I don't want to leave her be and upset more congregation members!

mrguitar #fundie christianforums.com

[The Golden Compass never proclaims to be truth, or an allegory (unlike narnia). It is purely fiction, thus you shouldn't have a problem with it.]

It's purely an Anti-Christian, Non-Christian, secular, of the devil movie. Only demons will make someone actually go see it.

Any form of secularism, especially this kind, is wrong and of the devil.

RadioHead777 #fundie christianforums.com

Oh yeah, you moronic atheists, can you like, leave us alone so we can talk about sane things instead of insane atheism. Not to be mean or anything, but atheism is retarded. You can't deny the truth period. End of story. I don't feel like arguing any longer.

Smidlee #fundie christianforums.com

The old chicken or the egg paradox. Science can't answer this because it uses the present as the key to the past. Today chickens comes only from a chicken eggs and chicken eggs is only hatched from chickens. So no matter which one you choice it's based on faith.

AV1611VET #fundie christianforums.com

[Frankly, I don't see how morals or purpose derived from the decision of someone else (e.g. God) are less arbitrary than self-imposed morals or purpose.]

Atheists don't have morals, per se; they have ethics. Morals deal with mans' relationship to God, and is vertical; whereas ethics deals with mans' relationship to man, and is horizontal.

soblessed53 #fundie christianforums.com

What really gets my goat, is that America EVER let this become an issue. The first time a homosexual tried to claim this perversion is "normal" they should have been laughed out of town!

They want to be able to marry now,so they can play house and pretend that something so "abnormal" is actually normal, how crazy is that? ROTFL!

Scripture describes it perfectly,besides being described as an abomination,and vile.

chris777 #fundie christianforums.com

[This is from a thread named 'Is God a Sexist?', which discusses gender roles

If they can handle childbirth and raising children, they can handle responsibility and accountability...unless you think they're not strong enough to do so.]


I believe they have taken on extra responsibilities that men have abdicated, because so many men have abandoned responsibility
a single parent is forced to take on responsibility, it is not nessesarily a choice. The problem is rather than recognizing that as a failing of men, it is used as a justification for women.
Ultimately it is a deeper issue than appearances, their are marked differences in the way the brain functions in men and women.
Based on the genesis account, as well as Paul's view of it, Satan sought Eve out, because he felt she would be easier to deceive,
Look at the sheer volume of women in abusive relationships for example, do you believe that is what they would have chosen, if they had knowledge of how things would turn out? (which unfortunately some do) You and others seem to keep viewing this as an insult, or put down upon women, if anything it is indicative of how men have followed their own selfish pursuits, thus resulting in this situation.

speakout #fundie christianforums.com

Horus is the anti-christ, meaning instead of christ.

The first promise of the messiah was genesis 3:15 I will put great enmity between you and the woman, between her eed and your seed , he will crush your head, you will bruise his heel.

This was made to the serpent and he went ahead and created a false messiah.

mrbrownie0jesusrocks #fundie christianforums.com

First off masturbation is the worst thing ever!!!!

Probably best thing ever to you!
Well the thing is masturbation usually occurs when something arouses you such as
A. A really really REALLY HOT Girl!
B. A porno.
C. Just because your bored.

If you can't find something besides pleasing yourself you have got some serious issues.

Of course relationships are important, but they should be prayed for not acquired by looks!

Yes, looks help, but you know what I should mean!

Some hot girls have terrible personalities because they don't have one. They've been made to be something they did not want to become by parental influences.

Look for a girl who knows what she wants in life and wants to spend more time at church than with you.

speakout #fundie christianforums.com

Evolution is not a law of science.


Gravity now there is a law of science. There is proof for that stuff.

There is no law of evon because it is a hypothesis at best.

They try to say it is a theory but it is not yet that, let
alone a law.

What is evolution? Reincarnation, a hindu religion. Reincarnation holds that species return as different species.

Give us one fossil which is between species?

For the past 6000 years we have not seen man evolve.

It has to take billions of years, never never land stuff.

truth above all else #fundie christianforums.com

What the heck is a tiktaalik,fancy arbitrary names impress no-one; indeed the equally absurdly named archaeopterix (Greek for old wing) impresses no one,the use of arbitrary names to make a fossil seem somehow real and mildly scientific is naive in the extreme. Lets just call this fossil an "old wing".In any case what we have is a single solitary example of a possible bird ancestor.The question is whether it constitutes absolute proof of dinosaur to bird evolution,or whether it is simply an odd variant; it requires tremendous imagination to suggest that this old wing could have produced the penguin, the hummingbird and the ostrich through viable intermediate stages. Give me a break

Paladin Girl #fundie christianforums.com

Parents of both sexual orientations can be horrible parents but homosexual parents are always worse parents than heterosexual parents in general. Why is that? Because God did not design the family to have two parents of the same sex. Yes, you read what I said right. The family is not designed to have two parents of the same sex. It is disgusting that homosexual "parents" can raise children in this nation and in any nation. It should be outlawed!

JWNEWMAN #fundie christianforums.com

[In discussion about Harry Potter]

I guess my whole issue with these books (aside from Christians supporting the use of witchcraft) is the target audience. If the people depicted were say college students at least the target audience would be adults and would be far less likely to be influenced to experiment with witchcraft.

To me it really seems unfair to expose kids to this stuff.

LittleNipper #fundie christianforums.com

Originally Posted by Frumious Bandersnatch:
"Walt Brown's goofy flood model is so silly he couldn't even get it published in creationist journals. Glenn Morton discusses just a few of the many flaws in Walt's nonsense HERE"

My feeling is that given a higher pressure in the atmosphere due to a ice crystal canopy would counteract such supposed problems. The reality is that there are indications that "mountains" did not exist prior to the FLOOD. The Bible calls them high hills, though some translations read mountains. It is likely that the mountains seen today were memorial monuments to Noah and his family of the severity of the FLOOD.... The research simply is not there yet. And those who could do such are far too interesed in EVOLUTION.

LittleNipper #fundie christianforums.com

The reality is that there are indications that "mountains" did not exist prior to the FLOOD. The Bible calls them high hills, though some translations read mountains. It is likely that the mountains seen today were memorial monuments to Noah and his family of the severity of the FLOOD.... The research simply is not there yet. And those who could do such are far too interesed in EVOLUTION.

bricks00usa #fundie christianforums.com

A woman for president is a bad idea. Hillary for president is even worse. Do you think America never had a woman for president by coincidence?

[You can transfer that logic to black people, seeing as there's been no black presidents - Anyway it's incredibly insensitive, stupid and unbased.]

As stupid as you think it sounds I totally agree. Blacks should not ever be in positions of power. They should be suppressed back in to slavery.

MercyBurst #fundie christianforums.com

(Said in a thread about homosexuality, to a practicing Buddhist)

[Let me understand this: A population that is a minority, that is usually stereotyped as weak and effeminate, is overpowering you and the church that is the majority? Really?]

Actually satan has overpowered the liberal wing of the church. He is quite powerful. According to what I believe, he rules over your religion.

eldermike #fundie christianforums.com

Tolerance comes right out of hell. Christians are followers of Christ. Christ was not tollerant, he was forgiving, loving, kind and a bunch of other things like that. But not tolerant.
To be tolerant one would need to be self focused, it's not hurting me so why care. Christians are others focused, like Jesus. Jesus was not tolerant of sin, he died to take it away as a barrier between man and God.
That's not tolerance, that's intolerance.

AV1611VET #fundie christianforums.com

[All emphasis present in original.]

Let's try this again --- if it contradicts the Bible --- I automatically reject it.

I study it, and if something contradicts Scripture --- it's toast.

For instance:

* Science says the universe is 20 billion years old? This does not contradict Scripture. Therefore I take their word for it.
* Science says we came from chimpanzees? This does contradict Scripture. Therefore I automatically reject it.
* Science says varves exist? This does not contradict Scripture. Therefore I take their word for it.
* Science says varves are evidence of tens of thousands of years of history? This does contradict Scripture. Therefore I automatically reject it.

Gottservant #fundie christianforums.com

Abortion deserves the death penalty

I have thought about the death penalty for a long time. I came to the conclusion that a criminal who repented of certain crimes would say themselves that they deserved the death penalty. Abortion is one of those crimes.

The criminal history of the father has nothing to do with the innocence of the child, therefore the "raped" excuse does not apply. That the health of the mother might be impeded by the child was known at conception, therefore the "unhealthy mother" excuse does not apply. The joy of life no matter how small is greater than no joy at all, therefore the "unhealthy child" excuse does not apply.

Upisoft #fundie christianforums.com

[How, pray tell, can data be political?]

Like this:
Politic 1: "Hey, we need more money from taxes."
Politic 2: "We can't increase then, there will be revolution if we do that."
Politic 1: "So, do you have any idea."
Politic 2: "Let's see. These guys climatologists say that the climate is warming up. All people know that CO2 causes greenhouse effect, so why we don't blame it and tax people that produce it."
Politic 1: "Great idea. But they will not believe us."
Politic 2: "We will create IPCC then... Those climatologists must start earning their money."

Gottservant #fundie christianforums.com

(rather than dealing with the question of the literal Bible's valuing pi at "3"... Gottservant would like us to do away with pi altogether)

Let me put it another way. Numbers are symbolic; now, pi is so long that the area it takes up is greater than any circle you could hope to symbolize the circumference to diameter ratio of. How can a symbol be considered symbolic if it is greater than that which it represents?

Do you see the problem now?

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