I can have sex with every girl I want
With few simple tricks
Confidence :
You walk confidently towards her like you were facing your worst enemy in the final battle
Personality :
You talk to her using very charismatic arguments like "now you'll do anything I say or I will murder your parents"
Kino :
Your wrap her neck with your hands
Push and pull :
you push her in your car and pull off your dick once in an isolated place
Peacocking :
You wear eccentric accessories like a big knife so she notices how unique you are
Holding your frame
You're completely over her so she cannot escape
Feign disinterest :
I don't care if you die
Pump and dump her :
Feel her ass with gasoline, throw a lighter in her, dump her corpse in the desert in redhead redemption
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I'm hoping it's a typo, (these fuckwaffles have such a poor grasp of biology and grammar it's hard to tell) but yes, pull "off" your dick in an isolated place.
In fact, skip to that part of step 4 and avoid bothering ladies you see.
Confidence :
"like you were facing your worst enemy in the final battle”
Wow. Alarms go off quickly in this fantasy. It’s bad enough incels see all sex as transactional (“I held the door for you, will you blow me?”), but confrontational? Worst Enemy?
If you MUST have sex with someone you hate, just close the curtains and masturbate, alright?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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