Seeing that you aren't white, please stop doing the things white people invented.

Stop using English. It's racist and I am offended that you would appropriate the language of my race.

Stop using cell phones and the internet. That's white people technology.

Please go back to shitting in a hole the ground instead of a toilet because white people invented modern plumbing.

Cultural appropriation is no laughing matter and people like you fail to understand the deep offense and psychological trauma you can cause a person of a different race by using the things their race created.