Dilley 300 Meme Team #fundie #conspiracy #wingnut #dunning-kruger youtube.com

And on June 19th 1946, God looked down on this planned Paradise and said “I need a caretaker,” so God gave us Trump.

God said “I need someone willing to get up before dawn, fix this country, work all day, fight the Marxists, eat supper, then go to the Oval Office and stay past midnight at a meeting of the heads of state,” so God made Trump.

“I need someone with arms strong enough to rustle the Deep State and yet gentle enough to deliver his own grandchild. Somebody to ruffle the feathers, tame cantankerous World Economic Forum, come home hungry, have to wait until the First Lady is done with lunch with friends, then tell the ladies to be sure and come back real soon, and mean it,” so God gave us Trump.

“I need somebody who can shape an axe, but wield a sword. Who had the courage to step foot in North Korea, who can make money from the tar of the sand, turn liquid to gold, who understands the difference between tariffs and inflation, will finish his 40-hour week by Tuesday noon but then put in another 72 hours,” so God made Trump.

God had to have somebody willing to go into the den of vipers, call out the Fake News for their tongues as sharp as a serpent’s, the poison of vipers is on their lips, and yet stuck. So God made Trump.

God said; “I need somebody who will be strong and courageous, who will not be afraid or terrified of the wolves when they attack, a man who cares for the flock, a shepherd to Mankind who won’t ever leave or forsake them. I need the most diligent worker to follow the path and remain strong in faith and know the belief of God and country. Somebody who’s willing to drill, bring back manufacturing in American jobs, farm the lands, secure our borders, build our military, fight the system all day and finish a hard week’s work by attending church on Sunday. And then his oldest son turns and says ‘Dad, let’s make America great again. Dad, let’s build back a country to be the envy of the world again’.”

So God made Trump.

10 comments

Confused?

So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register. Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.