Dorothy Gale in Hell
Dorothy is now, I am sorry to say, trapped in hell for all eternity. She could have gone to Heaven if she had only accepted Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior. Jesus Christ spent three days in Hell after he was crucified, so that those who accepted Him as their Lord and Savior could join him in Heaven.
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I wondered who Dorothy Gale was, so I looked her up and apparently it’s the same Dorothy as in ‘Wizard of Oz’. A fictional character.
OTOH quotee calls itself QuantumInnovator, so is this something to do with a parallel universe in which Wizard of Oz was a true story?
Well, if Hell is full of fictional characters, maybe i can cop a feel on Wonder Woman. You know a Greek goddess isn’t going to be accepting a wimp like Jesus when Zeus still owes her $400 for that bar fight they were in.
Leaving aside that she is a fictional character: Why are you so sure that a Kansas farmgirl in 1900 was not a Christian?
PS:
I always wondered why Jesus had to spend any time in Hell to secure the release of true believers. If he really was God Almighty in the flesh, couldn't he just wave his hand and say, "Let it be as I will," and boom! Done.
Just one of many questions that led me away from Christianity.
@Sasha #141831
You’re not the only one. Even though I was never truly Christian, I just don’t understand the whole point of Jesus’ “sacrifice” either. I mean, why would an almighty and all-knowing deity need to create an avatar/child in the flesh to die a gruesome death solely to use a “loophole” in the rules said deity itself created and enforces?
Not to mention, what did Jesus truly sacrifice? He died, yes, but he was ressurected a few days later and then ascended to heaven where he now rules…
@Citizen_Justin
is this something to do with a parallel universe in which Wizard of Oz was a true story?
As per Jacob Harrison who thought that "Star Wars" was the same: via a parallel universe. Yet when he tried his BS in Kiwi Farms, sometime later he had to Delete Fucking Everything.
Nature abhors a vacuum, I guess...!
@Citizen_Justin #141810
is this something to do with a parallel universe in which Wizard of Oz was a true story?
Yes.
And more in that universe:
- https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069947/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 was also a true story.
- there are urban legends about children getting served drugged pizza in pizza joints and taken into the brothel for pedophiles in the basement once they’re unconscious.
- the subject of the reality show https://www.imdb.com/title/tt16381894/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 didn’t get brain cancer as a baby and therefore wasn’t put through chemotherapy that nearly deactivated her pituitary gland. So now, she’s an early-20s woman in the body of an early-20s woman, instead of being stuck with the body of an 8-year-old girl.
- there are scorpiantulas; half scorpion, half tarantula.
Looked at this guy’s DA account just for fun…damn, he’s got some weird fascination with Disney. Also, I thought DeviantArt was for, ya know…ART, not making memes and crudely modifying someone else’s picture. But what do I know….
Jesus Christ spent three days in Hell after he was crucified, so that those who accepted Him as their Lord and Savior could join him in Heaven.
Sheol is not Gehenna. Then the concept of Hell is far from a universal interpretation of Gehenna, even for Christians. The salvation theology via Jesus' sacrifice with the trinity is already strange enough and not all Christians are trinitarian either. Many theologians find the concept of hell to be incompatible with the concept of a loving God, especially eternal, for having lived a short earthly life. Once you're beyond religion and understand that it's a product by humans for humans, that is even more ridiculous to you. You are aware that people claimed to be in Hell, would only end up there because God wasn't there to help them avoid that in the first place, an indication that none of that really exists anyway...
I thought at first that OP was meaning that Judy Garland was in hell, but was just phrasing it weirdly. But that doesn't seem to be the case.
Is Han Solo in hell? He mentioned it in Empire Strikes Back.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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