“Trump is always right. I hate to be right. I hate to be right. I’m always right.”
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Y’know what’s wrong about you? You had your book written for you by Tony Schwartz. But at least there’s this .
As the actual author - and radio broadcaster for LBC - Nick Abbot would say…
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…I hate being right all the time.
At least he can say of this: the fact he has experienced Bell’s Palsy twice: medical experts say that should be impossible, but Nick has: which makes him medically unique.
Senility is common , Don Old Fart.
And you can’t be right when you’re also a common criminal.
So now you are claiming infallibility. Why don’t you go all the way and proclaim yourself God, so that the Religious Right can finally stop pretending to be Christian?
Also, if you are always right, why are you twice divorced?
“Windmills cause cancer.”
“Windmills kill whales.”
“I, Donald John Trump, will love you, Ivana I'm Not Even Gonna Attempt To Say Your Last Name, for as long as I live and will never cheat on you.”
“The same thing as the above, but swap the name with Marla Maples.”
“Now do it a third time, but with Melania Knauss’ name.”
“Sure, Eric, I…can acknowledge some genetic connection with you in public, that doesn't offend me in the slightest.”
“Go back to sleep, Ivanka; you're dreaming right now, and no, Daddy isn't going through your underwear drawer.”
“Of course I deserve to be on the Fortune 500 list. I'm totally a billionaire.”
“My father loved me, hugged me often, and never once called me a hideous moron. And my mother never lamented that her over-active gag reflex saddled her with my sallow, shapeless ass.”
“Of course I'll bury your mother with dignity and respect. What else would I do, park her in some forgotten corner of my golf resort to fertilize the lawn and then forget her like I did when I ditched her to follow my wandering pecker? I'm not some deranged sociopathic bastard, you know.”
“Of course I know how to stand like a real boy. I can do many things that human peoples can do, like drink water from a bottle, and play the invisible concertina at every one of my rallies. Who wants to hear an imaginary pirate shanty? I know them all!"
“My hands are perfectly proportionate to the body of a full grown man, which I totally am!”
Okay, so some of those are probably not things he's actually lied about. Can't a soul have a little fun at the expense of a burgeoning dictator in the making? Gotta get my tweaks in while I can, before he orders his hordes of flying monkeys to burn the world down because he lost again.
Trump is always right. I hate to be right. I hate to be right. I’m always right
…sayeth that which has just been destroyed by Kamala Harris nary twelve hours ago.
Must have hurt when your opinion about ‘illegals eating pets’ was shot down in flames via a fact check.
You hate being more than wrong , Don Old Fart.
Typical Trump. Lack of self-awareness, narcissist, Machiavellian, alternate reality.
“My father loved me, hugged me often, and never once called me a hideous moron. And my mother never lamented that her over-active gag reflex saddled her with my sallow, shapeless ass.”
Hahaha, if only said gag reflex activated at every lie. Well, there might still be cultists: "Divine confirmation, he materialized a lingam!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riCn4M0SnUI
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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