I LIED TO YOU ALL. Now before you get mad, I had to. It was the only way I could get people to listen. It was the only way I could retell the greatest story of all time. It was the only way I could truly make an impact on the world. To help end the evil. To help end the suffering. Everything was part of an extremely complicated plan. I purposely faked my death for the public to see. I called the cops to make sure I got arrested. I intentionally acted so crazy they had to admit me into a psych ward. I made 9 YouTube videos each with a very specific purpose. All to parallel a story you already know that’s simply been lost in translation, lost due to ego.