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lolis are better than real women scientifically

Mathematically speaking the average loli is much more intricately designed. Whereas fully grown women have long forms which are full of empty generic detail, Lolis are compact and can be absorbed completely as a whole. Instead of being a mishmash of organs and body parts, lolis are perceived as a biological entity with a functioning nervous system, leading to less autism. Well designed lolis are uniquely enjoyable to look at and as a result, increase the visual processing and problem solving skills of observers. Real women who look stupid in unique costumes are all the same and thus no longer become real instances of humans, but rather symbols that destroy visual comprehension.

Lolis are pleasant to interact with and encourage higher thought. Their large expressive facial features validate one's efforts to produce scientific advancements. Meanwhile, the blank expressions of adult women cause mental illness and fear, destroying the brain cells of observers. Lolis do not enrage men by abusing female privilege, usually acting in an asexual, tomboyish manner, reducing sexual frustration due to inactivity of the rape gene. Lolis are also at maximum future fertility allowing for a long-term relationship with existentially fulfilling bonding whereas near-wall foids are purely materialistic and depressing. Depression will lead to cardiovascular diseases and the inability of people to make good decisions, and lowers a man's productive capabilities. Lolis' behavior also lowers mental illness.

Lolis can be naive and show weakness, which allows men in their interactions to develop realistic problem-solving skills rather than degeneracy based on displays of dominance. Adult women will leave you as soon as you show weakness and thus your creativity and decision-making are hindered. Grown women can also kill you and this causes needless stress and GPU power. Every time you look at a woman you will be partially in fight or flight mode. If you are not, you will develop cognitive dissonance. Women have an illusionary ability to provide support if they are aligned with you, which leads to male dependence and causality confusion. Did my actions lead to this good result, or was that a tribe members' action? This uncertainty reduces learning speed. Being around a dependent loli will teach a man to provide for others at full brain power due to biological full control of the environment.

Lolis will either adapt to their protectors or be nonconfrontational. If you are second generation immigrant, you will never have to deal with rants in a second language or expressed mental problems like drug abuse.

All of these advantages can be noticed within 16 milliseconds



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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