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Ben Garrison #wingnut

…What?

Also, fuck you and your Orange “Messiah”. If you honestly cannot tell why ANYONE would hate a narcissistic, lying, abusive, adultering, greedy, fearmongering, corrupt, egocentric, bullying, scamming, moronic ASSHOLE, then maybe the real deranged person is YOU.

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

@TheKingOfRhye #192151

I mean, Trump does sometimes refer to himself in the third person on his social media, so you don’t have to imagine anymore.

Ken Ham #conspiracy #fundie

What’s the matter, Ham, jealous that your “Creation Museum” isn’t the only one “brainwashing people into mindless robots”?

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

Biden- he is brain-dead zombie wearing diapers.

No, that would be Trump, actually.

Kamala- she is dumber than door knob.

Even so, that would still make her far smarter than YOU, WAR.

Galaxygirl #crackpot #magick

@Bastethotep #192052

Thanks! I knew this ripoff fanfic sounded familiar, but I couldn’t quite place it.

Janice Fiamengo #sexist #wingnut #conspiracy

Ask a feminist what a good woman is, and she will either laugh scornfully and refuse to answer, or say that a good woman fights against patriarchy.

I’m a (male) femnist. And if you’d ask me that I’d say that a “good woman” by itself is a very sexist statement. But ignoring that, a “good woman” would be whatever the hell any woman wants to be.

Ken Ham #fundie #homophobia #wingnut

@Malingspann #191889

I mean, if God looks like Margot Robbie then She’ll have a lot more success converting people to Her religion.

Wayne Allyn Root #fundie #wingnut

Trump is “First Jewish President.”

…As if we didn’t need enough proof that WAR is in the messiest divorce with reality ever by now…

Francis MacNutt #fundie #homophobia

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia #psycho

Fuck you, you selfish, abusive asshole. May your DAUGHTER find true happiness with people who accept her for who she is while you die ALONE and UNLOVED.

JonFreeman #wingnut #conspiracy

WWIII didn’t happen when Obama was president either, or Bush, or Clinton…

Seriously, I truly fail to see the “logic” behind this.

And I’ll keep saying “orange man bad” until the Orange Man is finally in prison where he belongs, John Free-from-Reality-Man!

Spiritual🕉️Gangster #quack #dunning-kruger

“cancer is not deadly”… Well that’s a thing I just read.

Patty O’Hern Owen #fundie #wingnut

SIGH Remember a time when comparing anyone (least of all a heathen, adultering, egocentric, greedy criminal) to Jesus and his suffering would be outright blasphemy?

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

Look, WAR, I don’t know about you, but to me at least a narcissistic, borderline-psychopathic, selfish, lying, greedy, racist, adultering, ignorant, degenerate, uncivilized MORON becoming CiC of one of the most powerful nations on Earth is NOT a “Miracle”(*). It’s a blatant disaster waiting to escalate.

(*)I see a “Miracle” neither as sorcery from god (such as Jesus performing magic tricks). To me, an actual Miracle is a nigh-impossible event unexpectedly happening when it is needed most.

And then people dare to claim the Cult of Trump is not an actual thing…

Robert Larson #homophobia #psycho #fundie

They are God-haters.

Considering what you jerks portray God as (a hateful, vengeful, sadistic, narcissistic bully with no redeeming qualities whatsoever) I can imagine why…

Donald J. Trump #racist #wingnut

received the "Champion of Black America" award.

…Is that a real thing? Because I REFUSE to believe that a white-supremacist, golden-spoon millionaire like Trump earned that in any way.

A.F. Branco #conspiracy #wingnut

Hmmm, change the truck into a massive, unstoppable Road roller bearing the signs “peace, liberty, free speech, democracy, etc.” as it proceeds to crush Trump feet-first and you might be on to something.

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

…Seriously? Hillary is no longer a POTUS candidate for some time now. Trump does not have much to fear from her anymore. So why do YOU Trumpists keep bringing her and Obama up as if they are the leaders of some grand “anti-Trump” conspiracy?

Seems to me like Satan is more fed up about Trumpists blaming EVERYTHING on Hillary and Obama nonstop…

Starlight via Galaxygirl #magick #ufo #conspiracy

a stunning white unicorn male with a long silver mane and deep brown eyes

…Is this some kind of weird “reverse My Little Pony” furry fanfiction? I mean, not kinkshaming, but is Galaxygirl’s subconscious trying to tell us something?

I touch my crystalline horn to your third eye.

…Well, that’s a unique euphemism for intercourse if I ever heard one!

Liz Wheeler #wingnut #conspiracy #transphobia #forced-birth #pratt

@TFAltHist #191144

I’m genuinely curious, why do you not consider suicide a right? I’m not attacking you, I’m truly interested in hearing the pov for that argument from a non-fundie like you.

As for me, I consider suicide a right because it’s MY life and MY body to do with as I please. Including ending it for any reason. To me forbidding suicide is the same as forbidding abortion, perhaps even worse so. However, that does not mean that the decision to commit suicide should ever be made lightly. Anyone should first look for professional help and make damned sure that it’s what they TRULY want/need before going through with it.

And just to be clear, I consider suicide a right for the aformentioned reasons, sure, but I frankly don’t think that it’s a right that should ever be exercised in a healthy society. It shouldn’t be shameful or stigmatized, but we should do our hardest to make sure nobody ever gets to that point.

Brandon #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

But have you ever stopped to consider what life would be like during the Millennium where King Jesus will be ruling over the whole world from the throne of David?

Not really. But then again, niether have I fantasized about what life would be like if Aslan or Kahless or Andraste or Tiber Septim would be ruling over our whole world. Because I have actual real life stuff to worry about instead of obsessing about imaginary characters ruling the world like an autocrat according to my image…

Liz Wheeler #wingnut #conspiracy #transphobia #forced-birth #pratt

The left/sane people’s actual platform:

Suicide is a right.

Euthanasia should be allowed.

Stop forcing births.

Imprison actual murderous terrorists.

Abortion ‘til viability of fetus or if lives are in genuine danger.

Educate and pysch support children so they’ll know if they’re trans or not by adulthood.

Imprison insurrectionists.

Jesse Lee Peterson #fundie #sexist

Evil comes through the woman — she is the gates of Hell.

Just admit you’re gay already and think vaginas are icky…

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

2nd Smartest Guy in the World #wingnut #racist #homophobia #transphobia #conspiracy

You know, outright calling yourself the “2nd Smartest Guy in the World” unironically is by itself already incredibly arrogant and delusional. Doing so while being a most blatant blithering imbecile makes it just inexcusable.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

@TheKingOfRhye #190933

I still have trouble not mixing her up with Lauren Beobert.

As far as I can tell, MTG is blonde while Booboo is a brunette. That’s pretty much how I manage to tell them apart (and possibly the only real difference).

Senator Tom Woods #psycho #enbyphobia #wingnut

…But remember, it’s all “think of the poor, innocent CHILDREN” for these folks! …Unless said children happen to be anything except a cisgendered, heterosexual, male fetus from a white, republican, christian, nuclear family; in which case “KILL ’EM ALL LIKE THE FILTH THEY ARE!!!!!”

Seriously, it’s crap like this that makes me wish there IS a Hell after we die and these… monsters will go to it.

Ken Ham #fundie

@Sasha #190818

You can't blame the ToE for school shootings if it's interpreted wrongly.

If anything, jerks like Ham are to blame for that as they’re the ones who keep willingly spreading misinformation about Evolution and try to force schools to teach said misinformation.

@Anon-e-moose #190809

When do you think a person dies? When a bullet from a pistol pierces his heart? No... When he's attacked by an incurable disease? No... When he eats a deadly poisonous mushroom soup? No! A man dies when people forget him...

A very memorable quote from One Piece. And something tells me Ham will be forgotten by time much faster than Darwin.

And the best thing? That’s probably the biggest insult you can give to arrogant jerks like Ham. They so desparately want to be SPECIAL. To be god’s most important and beloved snowflake, that in their eternal hubris the thought of them not being anything more than “a mere footnote in a text one could not even leaf through in a star's life cycle” (at best) is INFURIATING to them.

It’s why I think Ham and his ilk so badly want the earth to be flat, young, and the center of the cosmos. Because anything else makes humans (and thus themselves) less important.

Look, Ham, “Survival of the Fittest” as described by Darwin NEVER meant “the strongest, thoughest, dumbest bully around gets to be in charge”. Rather, it meant “the organism that adapts the best to its surrounding ecosystem is most likely to pass on its genes”. You’d know that if you actually bothered to research Evolution rather than use Strawman arguments all the time.

Ken Ham #biphobia #conspiracy #forced-birth #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #wingnut

Funny how whenever fundies try to discredit atheism/evolution/climate change/ANYTHING, they call it a “religion”…

Ben Garrison #wingnut

Oh, sure, because Trump is totally known to be in top physical shape to the point that he can sprint a marathon with ease… /s

For fucks sake, do you morons even live in reality anymore?

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Alright. The difference is that if the “evil Bogeyman dictator Bidama” really wanted to go all Navalny on Trump, then Trump would already be locked up in Gitmo or have conveniently fallen out of a window.

But the fact that Trump is still allowed a fair, public trial(s) that is still ongoing and allowed to defend himself (however badly he does it) kinda shows that it is NOT the POTUS abusing their “autocratic powers”.

Besides, Trump really is guilty, he never denied that. He just thinks he shouldn’t be held accountable for all the crap he did.

MassResistance #homophobia #fundie

Uhm, is AssResistance talking about himself in the third person?

…Anyway

God who Himself condemns homosexuality as a SIN.

You know what, AssResistance, I’ll contemplate potentially thinking about maybe turning against homosexuality ONLY if you can explain to me both why the FUCK I should give a rat’s ass about what the Bible’s ancient, goat-herding writers condemned back in the day AND why in the actual HELL a supposed omnipotent, omniscient, all-wise, merciful, and LOVING cosmic entity would have such a hate-boner against two consenting adults loving each other in the privacy of their own bedrooms.

Charlie Kirk #conspiracy #wingnut

Oh noes!! The Law is actually doing its job and is treating a corrupt, fraudulent, white millionaire just like they would a poor, store-robbing black man!! Truly what has the USA come to! /s

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

Steve Kitsch, I’m living proof that you and your fellow COVID-vaccine conspiracists are big, fat, unrepentant, sociopathic liars! I willingly had several COVID vaccinations by now. I’m still very mch alive and healthy and fully COVID-free. That you keep trying to spread misinformation about actual medicine for no reason whatsoever is not just sickening or mean, it’s outright EVIL. Go fuck yourself with a cactus, ya subhuman scum.

Medeea Greere #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #racist

Imagine, if you will

Alright, I will. But that’s ALL that remains as; imagination. Just as much as I can imagine being captain of my own Starfleet ship, or being a daring, righteous Paladin with a statuesque Orc waifu, or sailing the seas looking for the One Piece, or being a Pokémon champion, or even just living in a world where Trump is a destitute, failure of a circus clown instead of a POTUS-to-be while I am a rich, successful novelist…

And as much as I’d like all of that, it still doesn’t make it any more real. And I am still sane enough to realize that, as opposed to you.

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

Mount Trumpmore

Oh your god! When I was talking about how the StormTrumpers fantasize about a Trumpist dictatorship led by GEOTUS Trump, complete with the dollar replaced by the Trumpar, Washington DC being renamed Trumpington DC, the White House becoming the Orange House, the Washington Monument being replaced by a bigger, oranger Trump Monument, and Mount Rushmore being replaced with Mount Trumpmore, I WAS FRIGGIN’ PARODYING THAT SHIT!!!!

Once again, reality is crazier than fiction.

Dr. Abby Johnson #forced-birth #wingnut

Todd Friel #fundie

Your ancestors didn’t climb out of goo, go through the zoo, and eventually become you.

…That’s certainly one way of putting it. A nonsensical, strawman way that is.

God custom made you in your mother’s womb.

Okay, one, gross.

Two, if we’re all “custom made” by almighty, omniscient god itself, then how come god did such a shitty job of it? I mean, even ignoring people born disabled (physically or mentally), the human body isn’t necessarily the most efficient “design” there is… Seriously, if I was custom made, I’d ask my parents to demand a refund from god! Or at least give me a free divine make-over…

Vox Day #fundie #conspiracy #wingnut

ElijahLinn #magick #moonbat

"Guardians of Palestine, Men of Qassam , I invoke thee!"
Say it 20 times and you will be protected.

To be honest, I think I’d have MUCH better chances of protection from evil instead if I just point a breadknife into the air and shout “BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!!”

Either that, or pointing a gun at my head and shouting “PERSONA!”

BlackCirce & OneStarWolf #transphobia

…Look, I’m a cisman. I’m comfortable with my assigned-at-birth sex and don’t intend to change it if I can. Just making this clear. But for the life of me, I just don’t get why bigots are so obsessed with making absolute black & white boundaries to sexes. I mean, even in the animal kingdom, we have naturally-born asexual and hermaphroditic creatures. I’m pretty sure there are even amphibians and invertebrates that can actually change their sex at will if the need arises. So even Nature itself most blatantly disagrees with these assholes. Why can’t they just get the hint already!?

Are they really that insecure about their own sex and identies that the mere idea that someone can “switch sides” so to speak is an insult to them!?

…You know, here’s a little thought experiment. If you could be miserable and ugly as your current sex, or be happy and gorgeous as the opposite sex, what would pick? I’ll almost guarantee you that even (non-transphobic) cisgendered people would actually contemplate said change at the minimum.

Stephen Kruiser #transphobia

If I write about the unfairness of biological males competing against females in athletics, I'm history's greatest monster.

Somehow, I doubt you left it at that…

being opposed to letting third-graders opt for genital mutilation without their parents knowing about it

I rest my case, Stephen Crotcher.

BlackCirce & OneStarWolf #transphobia

I’ve said it before; even if medicine advances so much that we’ll be able to fully (anatomically, geneticaly, psychologically, etc.) convert a person’s sex with no issues (hell, I’d say even if we somehow discovered actual magic to do it instead), to the point that not even the foremost medical experts could tell the difference between a ciswoman and a transwoman, the TERFs would STILL be screaching “NOT A ‘REAL’ WOMAN!!!!!!!”

Seriously, the only thing they’ll be satisfied with if your sex has been predetermined from before your father’s ballsack was even developed… Only then might you be a “real woman”.

GraceHoward1729, pegasusknight & samsdat #transphobia

Also, Feminism itself is very laudable. I consider myself a male feminist myself. But to me, feminism means “women, men, cis, trans, intersex, etc. are ALL equal”; NOT “ciswomen are more equal than others”.

I’m not anti-people - I want trans-identified people to have the same rights we all do - but I am absolutely anti-trans-ideology.

“I’m not racist - I want black people to have the same rights we all do - but I am absolutely anti-black-culture!”

That’s what you sound like.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Man, I was effin’ kidding when I talked about the onset of “Swift Derangement Syndrome” amongst the StormTrumpers. I didn’t expect it to actually be a thing!