“Why, why, why, why, why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place, huh? Huh? Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They're all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're preborn, you're fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked. You’re fucked.
“Conservatives don’t give a shit about you until you reach ‘military age’. Then they think you are just fine. Just what they’ve been looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise ‘em to be dead soldiers. Pro-life... pro-life... These people aren’t pro-life, they’re killing doctors! What kind of pro-life is that? What, they’ll do anything they can to save a fetus but if it grows up to be a doctor they just might have to kill it? They’re not pro-life. You know what they are? They’re anti-woman. Simple as it gets, anti-woman. They don’t like ‘em. They don’t like women. They believe a woman’s primary role is to function as a brood mare for the state.
“Pro-life... You don’t see many of these white anti-abortion women volunteering to have any black fetuses transplanted into their uteruses, do you? No, you don’t see them adopting a whole lot of crack babies, do you? No, that might be something Christ would do. And, you won’t see a lot of these pro-life people dousing themselves in kerosene and lighting themselves on fire. You know, morally committed religious people in South Vietnam knew how to stage a goddamn demonstration, didn’t they?! Huh? They knew how to put on a fuckin’ protest. Light yourself on FIRE!! C’mon, you moral crusaders, let’s see a little smoke. To match that fire in your belly.”
—George Carlin