“Daily reminder: There is literally nothing more destroying to your looks than male pattern balding”
I started balding in high school. And yet, i got laid.
Facial scarring is looks-killing.
As is acne.
You, however, are attracted to hair. Gotta go with your truth, i guess.
“Why the fuck hasn't this been cured yet?”
While they try to cure cancer, AIDS, telemarketing?
“Seriously, can someone give me an actual, good reason?”
It’s not on the list of major problems.
“It's fucking DISGUSTING. It's REPULSIVE, and it can EASILY turn a 8/10 into a fucking 5. I'm NOT EXAGGERATING.”
Yes, you are. Men have lived with this for a zillion years.
“Please fuck off with your "good looking people look good with or without hair" LMFAO NO.”
You have an issue. Seek help.
“Not even close. Don't post fucking Jeremy Meeks or Jason Statham as examples either, because these are LITERALLY RARER THAN 1 IN A MILLION.”
You know that ‘rare’ is different from ‘not possible,’ right?
"And this was once literally one of the best looking guys on earth.”
You spend a lot of time thinking abot other men’s hair, don’t you?
“What the fuck is wrong with the world? The entire purpose of the medical and scientific community should be making youth last long as possible.”
As a diabetic, fuck your priorities.
“Nothing else. FUCK moon landings, FUCK treatments to help 80 year old should-be-corpses stay alive. Life is YOUTH.”
I hope you live to be 94, then. Crapping your pants waiting for the nurse.
“There is literally, literally no reason at all to look forward to getting old.”
104, then.
“It's just one of the most absurd copes there is. "Yeah, I can't wait to getting close to death". LMFAO. What the fuck is wrong with these people. Fuck everything.”
Virgin off, idiot.