“It's Simplistic, Not Bland”
Oh, it’s bland, sweetie. But you should just say ’that’s how we like it’ rather than pretend it’s not bland. Because Sweet Jesus the only thing more bland would be one color.
“We're not bland.”
We are. Our food is bland, our music is bland, our protests are bland. I kinda like it. It definitely makes my wife and kids’ choices look more exciting in comparison.
Kinda like going to a black church after growing up Mormon. Holy FUCK what a shift. I mean, i KNEW we were bland, but WOW>
"JUST STOP MAKING FUN OF STRAIGHT PEOPLE FOR CHOOSING BLACK AND WHITE for symbolism.”
That’s not exactly something you get to vote on.
"Black and white - they compliment each other.”
Complement. Colors don’t admire other colors.
God, even your typos are bland. Not even a malapropism.
"Why? Because we don't care.”
Oh, you care DESPERATELY. The entire Straight Pride movement is a nuclear shout for attention.
You know what i don’t care about? Skiers. I did it for 8 years, didn’t like it, nearly died, and walked off the mountain. I do NOT comment on skier fashions, or their winter behavior, or wear anti-Ski clothes, or try to get people to join me in Skier-Free Winter Activities. This is how you iknow i don’t care. YOU lot are FIXATED on gays and what they get away with.
"It's like yin and yang versus that garish tie-dyed 70's love shirts you found in your mother's closet one day and barfed over. 'Like omg mom you actually wore this?!'”
But the tie-dye hippies could also spend an hour or two explaining the Yin and Yang concept and symbology, and relating it to the sexes, to politics, to war, to peace, to a whole raft of things.
YOUR symbol? It says I’m not gay and i want to be very clear on that.
Bland.
“I'm sick and tired of being prosecuted
You just take the first word the spellchecker offers, don’t you? Bland And Lazy, I see.
You’re Persecuted (in your own mind), sweetie, not prosecuted.
“for being who *I* am.”
A bigoted idiot?
“Don't call me a "breeder". I HATE kids and am not having any. (And yes, I am 30 yrs. old...I still don't want them.)”
Um…thank you?
And a life without diapers? Speaking as a man who raised twins, that’s fucking Bland.
“Gay isn't the new hotness. It's old hat. Folks have been that way for ages.”
In the closet, yeah.
“The "rare" thing now is to be straight.”
No, sweetie we outnumber the shit out of the entire LGBTQ spectrum. But the rare thing is to still think you’re being ‘prosecuted’ for being straight.
“If you are gay, fine. But don't wave it around in my face.”
You’re the one who obviously is obsessed with other people’s sexuality.
“Don't try to force me to believe it's natural.”
But it IS natural. You expect us to lie? Or to just accept your lies about it?
“And please quit with the 'hah ur black and white suxorz compared to our rainbow colors' deviations.”
Again, you don’t get a vote on other people’s expressions.
“THIS ISN'T A VERSUS COMPETITION.”
Dude, if you won’t compete seriously, you’re just going to lose.
“We're all bleeding human, for goodness' sake.”
But only you get to show your sexuality, huh?
Fuck an electric pencil sharpener.
“I have many pals that aren't hetero.”
I suspect what you have are acquaintances
"They're fun. I love them.”
As long as they know their place, right?
“But I have my beliefs, especially when DA folks make fun of straight ones like I've seen...”
Thin skinned, huh.
"and the minority is what should be the norm.”
We’re not the minority.