Lucilius

@Lucilius

Colson Center #fundie #pratt

If you can't tell the difference between "good" and "bad" - say, between food and starvation - without consulting your ancient fantasy stories, then you are in no position to lecture anyone else on morality.

Declan Finn #wingnut #conspiracy

Eric Hovind #fundie

Funny, Eric: your god eagerly kills anybody who eats the wrong fruit, or grabs a handle, or offers "unauthorized fire," and a thousand other trivialities. Doesn't sound like life is too sacred to him.

Ben Garrison #wingnut

Why do I suspect this is just the setup for Ben fantasizing about Trump in rubber and Spandex?

C.T. #wingnut #racist #psycho

Nah, it's easily explicable: You're all scum who don't really give a shit about each other, or anyone besides yourselves.

Oklahoma Republicans #wingnut

The handful of Democrats in the Oklahoma legislature should introduce a bill requiring all newly elected Republicans to fellate Kirk's rotting corpse as proof of their loyalty.

AV1611VET #fundie

Oh dear, Grampa's having another stroke while typing.

Jehovah’s Witness #fundie #homophobia

And you know this from personal experience ...?

Tim Jantosz #crackpot #quack #conspiracy #magick #fundie

You know what? OK. Let every one of these idiots drink pee and snort horse paste and take bleach enemas and stare at eclipses, and when they're mortally ill we can deny them "crooked" medical care. Don't intervene when a problem is solving itself.

Andrew Wallace #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Hate to tell Andy that most jobs, workers and economic power is in "communist" cities. Sure, let's cut them off from Yokelvania. We'll have a hundred prosperous city-states and a barbarian hinterland.

Laura Loomer #conspiracy #crackpot #transphobia #wingnut

How much do you want to bet fascists like Loomer are going to make up everything they can to absolve Groypers and gin up a massacre of trans people?

No bet. That's exactly what they're doing.

WholeHearted4God #fundie

Vivienne Lamb #crackpot #magick #fundie

"Everybody is here to masturbate over their shared opinions and ideologies, their most worshipped ideologies are sex, sexuality, gender politics, breeding and eating habits."

But your own masturbation over your crackpot religion is TOTALLY DIFFERENT, right?

Various MAGA #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho

Fascists have been jizzing themselves for 30 years at the thought of finding an excuse to shoot liberals and minorities.

Pedro Afonso #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Rudolph Harrier #dunning-kruger

"What person would look at the military history of the US and say that the staunchly isolationist pre-WWII US was 'more aggressive' than the world policeman post-WWII US?"

You've never even heard of Latin America or the Caribbean, have you?

Conservapedia #fundie #transphobia #wingnut #pratt

Fun fact: All of these shooters DID have one thing in common - they had guns.

Gaylemuir9 #conspiracy #wingnut

"I survived the Titanic, which proves nobody died! They were all crisis drowners!"

ahowls #conspiracy #crackpot

"Since eating one variety of bullshit several years ago, I've been swallowing other flavors of bullshit too."

Billboard Chris #transphobia #wingnut

Hey Billboard Chris, you're a trans child.

What, you say you're not? Well, if you get to arbitrarily prescribe other people's identities, so do I. You're officially trans now.

John Klar #wingnut #quack #pratt

Und ze Ardennes Offensive vas a great success!

Conservapedia #conspiracy #homophobia

"Russophobia has been referred to as ultra liberalism."

By whom? Putin's asslicking lackeys and their eager Conservapedia stooges, and that's it.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

There are two possible reasons why people wouldn't say they regret not getting vaccinated:

- Stupid

- Dead.

Cro_Magnon1488 #homophobia #conspiracy

Brian Hackney #sexist #dunning-kruger

Ron Desantis, Joseph Ladapo #wingnut #quack

Paul Bury #racist #conspiracy

Graham Linehan #transphobia

Socrates #racist #transphobia #pratt

980djsk #psycho

980djsk can be arrested. 980djsk can be convicted. 980djsk can be imprisoned. All true.

Grandma Eileen #transphobia #wingnut

Fschmidt #god-complex #psycho

Good men aren't incels, and they certainly aren't Fshit.

Imperator #god-complex

False initial premise; therefore everything built on it collapses.

Q The Storm Rider #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #magick #conspiracy

I think "super intelligence" would be the last phrase associated with this administration.

Medeea Greere #wingnut #transphobia #homophobia #fundie #conspiracy #biphobia

Strange how the same people who sneer at "Trump Derangement Syndrome" while he's actively destroying the country are themselves still fanatically obsessed with The Black Guy who peacefully left office 8 1/2 years ago.

Robert Lindsay #racist #conspiracy

Because sanitation was horrible and people did not understand disease transmission. Somebody builds an outhouse upstream from the town well, there's an outbreak of cholera, and the local priest starts yelling "DAA JOOOOOOZ!"

Thanks for demonstrating that you're just as ignorant and gullible as an illiterate medieval peasant.

Rev El. Haitian #fundie #crackpot #conspiracy

Gays Against Groomers #transphobia

"That's right, Billy. Now go into this dark closet with a creepy preacher and a right-wing politician so they can explain 'grooming' in detail ..."

GPTshop.ai #conspiracy #transphobia

Short version: "I'm a Trump-worshipping imbecile. Trump wants Nvidia. So Nvidida good." (Eats lead paint chips dipped in library paste)

Jamie Wilson #fundie #transphobia

Yes, two trans people are way more than the literal hundreds of straight white men who were mass shooters.

Allie Beth Stuckey #fundie #wingnut

Prayer sure worked for those kids, who were literally praying when they got shot.

Nobody said prayer is all you CAN do. But you've repeatedly made it clear that prayer is all you're GOING to do.

David Vanderper #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Richard Mack #wingnut

"I'm against 'federal tyranny' unless it's the fascist kind that oppresses brown people and liberals."

David Vanderper #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

NotYourMan #wingnut

There is no bigger cesspool of mewling professional victims than right-wing straight white "Christian" men.

Valentina Gomez #fundie #racist

Ken Ham #fundie

Does Ken Ham cease to exist when he ceases to grift?

Wesley Muhammad Ph.D. #crackpot #ufo #fundie

Mark Davey #crackpot #magick #conspiracy #god-complex

Ariel (Prolotario1) #wingnut #conspiracy #racist

None of this could have happened without:
- Vladimir Putin
- Nazis
- Misogynists
- Ignorant gullible fuckheads
- Performative "leftist" sanctimony.

Fixed that for ya.