“Lets get serious.”
VERY SWELL!
“You will believe a A FUCKING APE IS YOUR ANCESTOR.”
I meet the definition of ape, so do my parents. My Immediate ancestors are apes. My descendants are apes. My granddaughter is an ape. The cutest ape on the entire planet, but that’s just our luck.
And the evidence for human evolution is pretty convincing ,yes.
“A FUCKING APE!!!!!!!!!!”
Well, if they didn’t fuck, they’re no one’s ancestors.
“A PRE HOMOSPHIEN MAKES FOREST GUMP AND RAIN MAN LOOK LIKE ALBERT EISTEIN!!!!!!!!!”
Is there someone else we could talk to? Someone who can English?
“Doesn’t make sense.”
Doesn’t say a lot about you, then.
“Evolution is stupid.”
Actually, it’s even dumber than that.
“You have to be a jackass to be evolution.”
You’ve read the bible where it says that revilers go to Hell, haven’t you?
See you there.
“Do you think man used to be a hairy, ugly, illiterate not so bright monkey lookin motherfucker.”
Is that a question? Needs a ? on the end, then.
And, yes. I went to boot camp. It’s not that hard to grasp the idea.
“Want to say to your kids ” this Ape used to be your ancestor.””
Yes.
“Get real— How does a retarded ape envolve to a human. Don’t make any sense. sOUNDS LIKE THE FUCKING TOOTH FAIRY!!!!”
You have real anger issues, don’t you? Or are you only like this online? Do you shout this much in science class?
“This is what I think, you have an ape, and a monkey.. Science is the study of.”
You slept through English, too, didn’t you?
“You humans compare the ape and monkey to a human and put them together.”
We are all primates, yes.
“Scientist are misleading!!!!”
Feel free to actually prove that, with an argument that’s better than personal incredulity and CAPS LOCK.
“Will you let a ape do your taxes??"
Yes, she does.
“Can a ape drive a car??? Can a ape talk??? No!!!!!!!!”
You are incorrect. They do both.
“Caveman is a illusion— Its kinda like the missing link. A dumb hairy motherfucker who doesn’t know how to make complex decisions.”
Feel free to invent something like a spear, then, you supergenius, you. Something to make your life easier that isn’t copied from someone else.
“You guys need Jesus bad— You guys watch too much Discovery Channel.”
I don’t think I’ve turned on the Discovery Channel in my life.
“Know this ATHIEST RELIGION IS SCIENCE AND EVOLUTION, SCIENTIST ARE ATHIEST, AGOSTIC, SCIENCE IS MAN MADE RESEARCH.”
I’m athy, but I’m not the athiest person I know.
ATHEISTS don’t have a religion.
Science AND evolution is redundant.
Plenty of scientists are Christain or Muslim.
But yes, you’re right. Only men perform science. That’s not a flex.
“YOU GUYS DON’T BELIEVEN GOD BECAUSE SCIENCE DETERMINES YOUR DICISIONS.”
No, it really doesn’t.
“SCIENCE IS BASED ON RESEARCH BY GATHERED EVIDENCE BY MAN!!!!!”
Yes. Again, not a put-down.
“SCIENCE IS NOT FACT!!!!”
Science is a bunch of facts, AND the theories that try to explain them all.
“JESUS CHRIST THE ANSWER!!!!”
If that’s the answer, I don’t want to ask the question.