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Theantifeminist #fundie

“The taboo of female farting is entirely reasonable.”
Um… Where the hell is there a separate taboo for wimmen-folk?
When I grew up, all farts were taboo.
When i joined the Navy, all farts were competitive.
I got out of the Navy, been married 40 years, we fart, we say excuse me, we go on.

“Men desire the female body, females tend to desire what a male body can do, rather than the body itself.”
Are you sure we desire the body, not what we can experience with their body? I don’t think you’ve honestly evaluated this or run any actual study to verify or change your pull-from-ass assumptions.

“If nothing else, differences in biology dictate that men have to fuck the female body, while women are fucked by the male body.”
Depends on how you define that verb.

“Women farting is simpy a bigger turn off and passion killer for men than men farting is for women”
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh… No. I want her. She farts, I still want her. We DO take care in bed to say ‘you might want to move your hand’ but that’s simple courtesy, not a gap in passion.

“(and a bigger obstacle between successful reproduction between men and women”
REALLY? If your wife farts too much you can’t bring yourself to impregnate her? Have you seen someone about therapy?

taxessreforever #fundie

“Unaltered for 360 million years?”
Yes. Every generation, selection found that they were already optimized for their environment.

“Back to the books for evolutionists.”
Yes, we’re in all the better books.
Do you mean back to the drawing board?

“Since a lamprey didn't need to evolve this means that humans didn't either. That's what I get out of this.”
Then you must be a lipreader. Lampreys being well-adapted to their environment does not mean that any other species on the planet, especially one that won’t even exist for over 350 million years, is already optimized for a completely different environment.
This would be like if someone said that a submarine propeller design for the latest hull had reached the pinnacle of functionality and deciding that the ejection mechanism for fighter jets didn’t need any updates, either.

Tim #fundie

“Sorry majority rules in this country and Christians are the majority. Please take your seat now.”
But they’re not. Not even close.
Sure, 78% of the country believes in a higher power. But 21% are Catholics. Mormons and Baptists do not believe that the Catholics are really Christains. I mean, sure, you want that 78% value, but you don’t consider actual fellowship with them.
And Protestants don’t think Mormons worship the same Jesus.
EVERYONE is pointing fingers and claiming that NO ONE ELSE is going to be taken up in the Rapture (if they accept a Rapture). So don’t pretend it’s a majority block when it’s more of a bitter SciFi convention, with the Trekkers about the knife the Jedi, but willing to join together to push out the Whovians as not being ‘really’ scifi.

Parents with Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

“What you can’t believe is the hard truth that dad says, “it just won’t work, son.””
In 1960, Wendy Carlos saw Dr. Benjamin, a man who’d pioneered transgender treatment starting in 1940. He diagnosed her as transgendered and gave her a shot of estrogen. It was the first time in her life that her body was calm. She was SO affected by the calming influence that she accused him of slipping her a sedative instead.
I imagine your daughter went through something similar. Transition feels so right and so comfortable, like she’s finally found herself, and there’s her father, saying that he can still see masculine features. And ’it’s not working.’

“He sees you working and working on this train trying to make it something it is not and he hopes you will stop and redirect your efforts to something more productive.”
You know, i never once suggested that my kids turn to something ‘more productive.’ They were all in sports, but lacked the dedication it would take to get scholarships that way. I didn’t suggest they concentrate on academics if they weren’t THAT into track, field, cross country.

“You can’t be swayed by mom making you your favorite dinner, pointing out to you there are other things in life to appreciate and look forward to.”
Why would that sway them? Seriously, if this feels real and right, what the fuck appeal does ‘your first prom’ have, or ‘your first handjob’?

“ You can’t believe your siblings when they tell you that the train is really just a figment of your imagination”
I never let my sibling define my reality, either…

“and, even though they support you in your train endeavors,”
Figment of their imagination is not supporting.

“they really are hoping you will just give up on it and come outside to play.”
WAY not supporting. Do you mean tolerating?

seekmosttoprophesy #fundie

“What is being taught right now in public schools is nonsense.”
You say so, but I’ve never seen that argued well.
Lots of bad science, piss-poor math, horrible history, and a lot of ad hominem aimed at scientists in general, and Darwin specifically.

“Evolution is nonsense.”
You said that.

“It is a belief that objects are responsible for everything that we see.”
Not really. Evolution doesn’t cover the stars, gravity, the leap second, tides…

“Thats nonsense.”
So’s your grammar.

“Nature does not have the ability to make anything.”
Feel free to prove this.

“Nature is objects.”
And tides, and seasons, and hurricanes, and time, and space, and meaning…

“Evolution is NOT science.”
I thought your God punished liars?

“Evolution is a (religious) belief and as such has NO place in our educational system.”
Odd that people who are Christains, then, can also accept evolutionary theory.

“Telling kids that they came from microbes is total unsubstantiated speculation and conjecture.”
And right under that picture’s caption is the chapter telling them how we came to that conclusion. The evidence for it, not any unsubstantiated speculation.

“It is basically no different than idol worship.”
Yeah, so another completely baseless argument of lies, exaggerations, and incredibly poor history.
Not impressed.
F minus, see me after class.

Shiki Dan #racist

“In the Bible God opposed the slavery in ancient Egypt as being oppressive to his people”
Modern scholars have found that the Ancient Egyptians didn’t keep slaves. The whole story’s just made up to justify God’s glorious murders, which are also made-up. Can’t really use the story to justify or critcize historical slavery.

“That's why the issue of morality of "slavery" is not as black and white as you want to make it seem.”
No, it’s pretty clear. Owning other people is wrong. Even Bible slavery had the rules for driving an awl through a guy’s ear to make him a permanent slave. And even if you freed HIM, you kept his wife and kids as slaves.

“To say that anytime you take away someone's "freedom" is unjust is ignorant because "freedom" is a very arbitrary and ambiguous term.”
Pretty sure that ‘not owning other people as property’ is neither ambiguous nor arbitrary.

“And that's not even taking into consdieration if "freedom" is neccessarily moral.”
Feel free to make the case that I can take you as a galley slave and it not be immoral. Then meet me in Springfield, MA, at the train station.

bamlenneiviv #fundie #crackpot

johnmuise #fundie

i really wonder what the FUCK was going through Adam’s mind when he named the Horseshoe Crab? There were no horseshoes, right? Everything perfect in the garden, no industry, no concept of clothing. Certainly no iron smelting or domesticated animals…
Or the Barn Owl?
The Vampire Bat?
Grant’s Zebra?

blueskyz156 #fundie

myspaceinvader #fundie

“Regardless of your theories.”
Nice sentence.

“Atheism IS definately a religion.”
Not by any useful definition of religion.

“It has no organised set of beliefs but it is still a faith.”
How’s that?

“A blind faith that there is no God and there can be no God no matter what the possiblities are.”
No, it’s not a blind faith. I realize that absolutely no argument I’ve ever heard for any of the gods is any more compelling than one for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I do not believe in any gods. I’m not a strong atheist, but I am still an atheist. I do not hold that there can be no god, just that no one around me has demonstrated a need for one or more of them.

“No spirituality whatsoever.”
Nonsense. I don’t believe in gods, but i can still read Tarot cards and play with my ouija board.

“Just complete emptiness.”
That’s nihilism. Or your cartoon understanding of atheism. Not my beliefs.

“And as there is absolutely no established moral guideline,”
Again, you’re talking bullshit. My morals are based on doing the least amount of unnecessary harm. I just don’t pretend that they’re sponsored by an omnipotent lawsgiver.

“the potential for evil in this system makes it the worlds most deadliest of all religions.”
So, all the Christain women getting abortions are turning atheist as long as they’re in the clinic?

DestroyingIdioticPpl #sexist

“If the state is allowed to kill them, why shouldn't we be allowed to rape them?”
Well, you’re not the state.
The state reserves many rights to itself that it does not share with individual. So gun or capital punishment enthusiasts can’t show up at the prison and shoot them.
Also, even prisoners enjoy their basic rights. Not privileges, but certainly their rights. that’s what makes them rights. You do not have a right to commit felonies.
Doesn’t matter what they did or how willing you are to touch them, they retain the right to say ‘no’ to your predatory ass.

John MacNeil #fundie

“Well,...as expected.., no evolutionist could come forward and enlighten us with the information of which type of hominid female first gave birth to a Cro-Magnon baby.”
And you are surprised that your caricature of evolution, which betrays outstanding ignorance of the topic, has no one offering an intelligent answer that fits your stupid fucking scenario?
And you present this embarrassment as a WIN?

“That eloquently says all that needs to be said about the validity of the evolution theory.”
No. You’re not even close to discussing the evolution theory. A gene pool evolves, not individuals, and not in the space of one generation.

singwell-is back but taking it easy #fundie

“Yes, because of Jesus.”
You believe in God because of… God. Yeah, that’s rational.

“We can know without doubt that the Gospel records give an accurate summary of his life and teachings (textual criticism/”
Um, first thing that _I_ think comes up in textual criticism of, say, the Gospeld of Matthew is that there’s no indication it was written by Matthew. It’s an anonymous account written WELL after the events according to scholars.

“confirmation from other contemporary documents).”
The other anonymous gospels?

"Now if Jesus made these claims there are three possibilities:”
I think that’s a big ‘if,’ right there.

“He was lying-”
Or the author was…

“He was a lunatic-”
That’s lying. The only difference is if he believes the lie. Same result, really.

“He was who he said he was :Lord and God.”
But, still, why would I accept his word for it?

Diana-lostandfound #crackpot #sexist

“If I get hit by a truck, and I say, "I think part of the reason my injuries are so bad is because it was an 18-wheeler," are you going to say to me, "nooooooo it has nothing to do with the size and speed of the truck!! Don't take accountability away from the driver!!!"? Of course not.”
Where’d speed come into it?
You just said a truck. You didn’t distinguish if you walked into a parked truck or if you had a head-on collision with a truck doing 90mph.
Suddenly your opponent is dismissing speed? You’re just really bad at putting words into other people’s arguments.

JoJo! #fundie

blixation #fundie

“There is no proof to the theory of evolution”
Or the theory of gravity, or the theory of germs, or the theory of allergens, or the theory of why painkillers stop pain…
Just theories that explain a SHITLOAD of evidence. But no proof.

“but just wonderful imaginations being portrayed.”
You mean science. Wonderful science being suggested, tested, accepted.

“Now there is proof of men and dinosours living together.”
Yes. Any chicken coop or birdcage has this.

“There is proof of the massive flood that accord in the time of Noah.”
No, there really is not.

Anonymous #fundie

HookahArtillery #fundie

“[OP of "So why SHOULDN'T we treat women badly?"]”
Because misogynistic sexism is just bigotry? I mean, as a guess?

“They have no virtues.”
You being blind to their virtues is not exactly evidence against them.

“They don't build anything.”
You would have to trace down every single invention and achievement credited to women to find the Man actually responsible, and prove he was fully responsible, for this to have any weight other than marking you as a sexist.

“They're not sexually or romantically submitting to us as individuals.”
You don’t want much, do you? And if they won’t be your sex slave, you get to snub them.

“Why is it the same normies who can't go five minutes without YOU CAN'T GET LAID.jpg can't muster half of that toward a woman who is nothing but problems?”
Women aren’t problems for most of us. I mean, there are, like, ten women at my work that I don’t expect sex from, and get along with fine.

“I'll give you one post to raise a solid defense for women.”
You’re a fucking idiot?

“Then I'm reporting all your posts.”
That’ll show me…

Porkchop #fundie

“Just curious, and I may be a bit uneducated about this”
Self-knowledge is a wonderful thing.

“but If one were to start a religion based completely on Science”
What would the tenets of a purely-naturalistic ‘religion’ be, though?

“and the most famous groups of scientists such as Einstein give him status as the highest being”
Based on what? Scientifically the ‘highest’ what?
How do we scientifically determine that smarts are best? I mean as opposed to some other human trait?

“and then assign "Saint" status to all lesser scientists”
Define ‘saint’ in this context?

“would that keep Science from being taught in schools?”
No.

“Actually went through all of the paperwork to obtain 501C3 status etc...etc..”
Then you’d have A RELIGION OF SCIENCE whatever the fuck that means, as distinct from the secular practice of science. The secular stuff would be taught in schools. It would be taught based on the evidence and the contributions of individual or groups of scientists, not based on Einstein being The Supreme Being.

B®ent #fundie

“The rumors that the Pentagon might repeal the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy are truly disturbing, to say the least.”
No, it’s the least.

“Not only would this be a terrible disgrace to our Armed Forces;”
The Armed Forces that have had gay members since forever?

“it would also add fuel to the terrorist flame.”
Dude, every Christain who posts ‘we need to destroy all Islam’ adds more than enough fuel to terrorist fires.

“You think the terrorists hate us now? Just imagine, for a moment, how they'll react to an Army of Sodomites!”
They already KNOW that there are gays in our military. What are they going to do,hate us to death AND MORE?

“Let me make myself clear: I do not "hate" sodomites and lesbians. I have three friends who are homosexual: one sodomite, and two lesbians. I pray for them continuously that they might come unto repentance.”
Then they’re not friends, they’re acquaintances.

“Due to their immoral, rebellious, and unnatural lifestyle, however, they ought not to be permitted into the Armed Forces,”
They want to fuck samesex people, so they’re not moral enough to shoot at our enemies? How…enlightened of you.

“unless they remain silent about their lifestyle. It's just that simple!”
It’s just that bigoted, sure. But they are citizens and they are able to carry rifles, aim missiles, fire howitzers…

Joel Osteen #fundie

“The facts may tell you one thing.”
Yes. Yes, they do.

“But, God is not limited by the facts.”
But why would i take THIS statement as a fact? this is just an apologist trying to argue AGAINST facts.

“Choose faith in spite of the facts.”
Why?
Seriously, what would tell me to ignore facts and have faith in faith?

katyanne #fundie

kikecel #sexist

“[Venting] All foids hate you or want to abuse you”
They WANT to? Then why do they charge so much?

“all women are like that.”
Yeah, you’ve met a representative sample of those…

“yes you heard me.”
Read it. Don’t believe it.

“the current incarnation of the XX genus is programmed to be evil, manipulative, self-serving and exploitative.”
They said no because you’re about as attractive as a backhoe. The rest is your projection.

“(reminds me of (((someone))))”
Oh! You’re racist, too!

“If you meet a woman thats interested in you and youre a sub8 male, know this: she wants something you have (money, status, etc).”
What if I don’t have any and still get laid? I was an E5 in the Navy. My girlfriend actually outranked me a tiny bit.

“and it does not matter how much the cucks over at IT deny this, they already fell into the clutches of evil clown society that leads you to believe that foids are loving creatures.”
Never been there. But my wife drove me to the emergency room at 3 in the morning when I got my heart attack. That’s love.

“my life is ruined and these monsters that have a hole in the middle of their body are the culprits”
Your asshole is the culprit of your destruction?
Did you burn down your mom’s house lighting your farts?

Mark #fundie

“Pedophilia has exist a long time!”
So has cancer.

“Clearly we did just fine with it existing but now there is a problem?????”
‘Just fine’ seems to cover cultures that practice it AND cultures that aare against it, but don’t discuss it much in the media because it’s unseemly. Like cancer, prostitution, homosexuality….

“The only problem is with men too weak to admit to women they love girls”
No, the PROBLEM is men who like kids.

“and women who are jealous of girls.”
So, you’re saying the only people against pedophilia are people who WANT to have sex with you, but you want little girls.
KINDA self-centered, there.

“It is time we fight for our rights”
You do not have a ‘right’ to have sex without the other person’s consent, and people under the age of consent cannot consent by definition.

“and stop letting bitter old, ugly, nasty women get in our way and in the way of girls!!!!”
You know, I don’t often wish someone would be raped by a bulldozer, but you certainly qualify.

RetSickle #fundie

“The fact that there is no evidence of God existing is even more proof that he does, as it proves that he is a supernatural being.”
You just proved Marduk, Tiamat, Aphrodite, Zeus, Middle Earth, Superman, Doctor Strange, Shazam, Thor, Quetzalcoatl, Raven, Anansi, Mr. Wednesday, Bigfoot, Leprechauns, Sea Monsters, Lake Monsters, The Angel Moroni, Touched By An Angel, Atlantis, Oz, and on and on and on…

TotalTransformation #fundie

Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #fundie #god-complex #psycho #crackpot

“After all, watching you suffer eternally’s got to be fun for someone in hell.”
You emulate the Christains who drove me from my first church. As a believer, I could not imagine enjoying Heaven if ANYONE suffered in Hell. How could I? We can only commit a finite amount of sin, nothing justifies eternal torture for that.

Plenty of Christains have a difficulty with this, but will justify it as God’s will, God’s perfect, so it must reflect perfect justice.
Others actually enjoy the idea. Their plan is to sadistically watch other people suffer. Not because their crimes justify the torture, but because the Christain will feel vindicated and justified by others being punished.
Barf emoji here.

[NS]San Blanco #fundie

“I mean, hell, every US president since we've had the bomb has been an avowed Christian of some denomination or other,”
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. NO posers, of course not.

“and we never deployed nuclear weapons against the Soviets or the Chinese”
Um…. Yes. Yes we did. Bombs in silos, bombs on bombers, bombs in submarines, all pointed, or ready to be pointed, at the Bad Guys. The threat of Mutually Assured Destruction. Used to refer to it on the subs as ‘our deployment.’
I think you mean ‘launched’?

“on the grounds that we'd be welcomed into Heaven by Jesus for opposing communism.”
Jesus? The guy who ran around with disciples that donated what they had to everyone’s benefit and took what they needed? Why, uh, why do you think he’d be against communism?

“ Likewise, despite their atheistic disregard for life and human freedom,”
That’s not atheism.

“ the Soviets never deployed their own nukes in their unstoppable quest for world domination”
They just put them in Cuba off our shores. They ran their submarines just off our coasts.
Yeah, you definitely mean ‘launched.’

CoiledViper #fundie

“church and state my ass”
Yeah, the whole ‘SCOTUS EXPLAINS COTUS’ thing confuses a lot of people who barely made it out of high school.

“seeing as how the country was founded by christians, and marriage is about as christian as you can get.”
Wow. I mean, my expectations were low after the first sentence, but Jesus, you’re out of touch.

“You wanna play the two men or two women getting married is the same as getting married to a fetish. You can't change the fact its the same as being married to a taco.”
Tacos can’t consent. Fetishes aren’t objects.

“Marriage is just as much religious as it is a legal contract.”
Funny how my marriage license didn’t ask me what religion i practiced, then.

“The fact is this: gay "couples" aren't legally or naturally as God created us, legitimate.”
But they ARE legally legitimate, dumbshit. That’s what the Supreme Court SAID.

“Be happy with the fact I put up with your un-natural behavior, I love all people. But I ain't gotta like it. Or treat you special.”
And by ‘special,’ you mean ‘a citizen of my country with the same rights i reserve for myself,’ i take it?

Mad? #fundie

“Here's the really cool thing, 4.5 billion yrs ago the suns diameter would have been about the size of our solar system.”
The Solar System is about 3 light years across.
Are you misquoting an astrophysicist site, or quoting a creationist site?

“Can't figure out the planet part, but that's just me I suppose.”
Well, it’s not a failing to admit your limitations.

“Can't figure out the, first there was nothing,”
So, you’re sourcing creationist bullshit, not the science.

“ then it exploded”
Not the science.

“ and here we are part — order from chaos.”
Have you ever opened a textbook or are you homeschooled?

“ (Evolution, what an amazing religion)”
So that’s a no on the textbook.

Look, the SUN uses hydrogen as fuel. It burns the hydrogen to make it into helium (grossly oversimplified). Helium atoms are bigger than hydrogen atoms. That means the sun gets BIGGER as it burns, not smaller.

dad #fundie

“I am Christian, and not gay in any way, nor, by the grace of God ever will be.”
Meh. I’m not, but not all that scared about it.

“The thread is not about me, it is about women being selfish, and withholding.”
That makes it sound like the sex belongs to you, she’s just hiding it. Not the way it works.

“No can do.”
Weird how upset some men get that women can say no.

“ Women have no power over their own bodies.”
So, beyond toxic masculinity, downright slavery.

“That is one major step needed in the absolute decay of a society, apparently.”
If women having autonomy destroys society, that society deserves to be destroyed.

“That happened back in the middle of the last century in a big way. It is a deception of the enemy. It led to hundreds of millions of real babies being killed.”
And yet society continues. Weird.

“It also led to a narrowing of the sex pool, a crime against humanity.”
Women can confidently say no.
Men have a harder competition to get sex.
That’s not a crime against humanity, it’s a mark against unattractive men. That includes ugly looks, and ugly personalities. Like misogyny.

“Also, where women also work because many feel they must have a career, millions of kids suffer the lack of a parent at home.”
I don’t remember suffering. If Mom had been home I’d never have found that Frisbee on the roof. Or seen quite so much of Dad’s porn.

“Etc.”
Et Cetera usually follows a list of more than one single example….

“Women are to blame for sodomy, at least as much as men.”
Dude, by the time women turn someone down for sex, that decision has already been made. Not their fault.

“Really.”
Oh, REALLY? And here I thought you were wrong. But that’s certainly a convincing rebuttal to my initial assessment.

“And their sins are at least as bad.”
I don’t really see any legal way to use the threat of sins to change society’s laws… I mean, you’re not worried about Hindu sins like Eating Beef, right? You wouldn’t tolerate any laws against strip steaks or leather pants?

Bill Toppson #wingnut #conspiracy

Do they really want nuclear war to break out, or do they just NOT want The Mango Mussolini ignoring the constitution in order to involve us in a war he promised he’d never start?

Jim #fundie

“The cross is connected to "In God We Trust" ya know on that money in everyones pocket,”
I’ve always thought that. SCOTUS Pretends that it’s ‘ceremonial deism’ so they don’t have to admit that it violates the 1st Amendment. But you go ahead and brag about how unconstitutional it is.

“maybe they should get rid of their money to as that should be equally offensive to them ... right!”
It is offensive, but not many establishments take moral superiority as legal tender.

“satanhimself above would sooner you don't pay attention to religious symbols because that would just make his job harder ....”
Can we quote you in the next SCOTUS lawsuit on making the money secular?

“oddly satanhimself must be very religious if hes using that name,because as we all know satan beleives in GOD !”
He’s a character in your myth cycle, of course he ‘believes’ in your myth cycle.

“And it's pretty much a 'no brainer' that this is the GOD that everyones talking about,the very same one that the British Empire worshiped.”
I certainly think so. Of course, it was added by people trying to convince themselves that they couldn’t be communists if they appealed to God.

“Now maybe if the Muslims,Jews,Krishnas etc had founded this country things would be different”
Oh, you think that this has been on the money for 250 years? More like 75.

“BUT THEY DIDN'T , CHRISTIANS DID”
Deists did, Spunky.

“soooo if you don't like it SHUT UP or MOVE to another country!”
When my toilet backs up, I don’t sell the house and move. i just try to clean up the shit.

“I hope all that don't like it move, I'll even drive you to the airport myself!”
But you won’t pick up a book, I can see.

“ The ACLU is a giant waste of time and money that could be better spent elsewhere. LIKE MOVING YOU PEOPLE somewhere you'll be happy.”
I’m happy here. Just making sure I know where my plunger is…

TheCrock #sexist

David J. Stewart #fundie

“At the Rapture, we will receive a glorified body like unto the Lord's glorified body (Philippians 3:21; 1st Corinthians 15:52-57).”
Why, then, are the old bodies freed out of the crypts and taken up into the sky?

“We will be as the angels without reproductive organs.”
That sounds like a dick move.

“The idea that angels mated with human women in Noah's time is heresy.”
Genesis 6:2-4 describes that the "sons of God" saw that the "daughters of men" were beautiful, leading them to take wives from among them, which resulted in the birth of the Nephilim (giants/mighty men). That’s not heresy, that’s CANON, Davey.

“Angels cannot mate with humans. It is impossible.”
If you take Genesis to be history, it’s history.

“Although angels always appeared in masculine form, the Bible is clear that they do not marry nor reproduce.”
Except where the bible is clear that they reproduced.

"Of these three enemies, I believe the flesh is the greatest threat.”
It’s certainly YOUR biggest problem, pillow-fucker.

“1st Corinthians 15:52-27 teaches that at the Rapture, mortality shall put on immortality. If we could sin in our resurrected body, then we would have to die again.”
But the Bible also says that if you’re Truly Saved, then you cannot sin. So maybe only the TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULY saved are going to get raptured? Which leaves your lying, lusting ass out of the running, doesn’t it?

David J. Stewart #fundie

“That's right, Madalyn O'Hair was NOT an atheist! Shocked? An atheist by definition is: Someone who denies the existence of God. From O'Hair's own statements, it is clear that she DID believe in God, very much so, and she hated Him with a passion...

"We find God to be sadistic, brutal and a representation of hatred."”

Um, yeah. i do not believe that biblegod exists in reality. You do, though, and you use that fictional character to justify being total dick, a liar, a controlling abusive husband, and all your other hatred. I find YOUR god to be sadistic, brutal, and a talisman for your hatred.

Claudia Hernandez #fundie #psycho

@Malingspann #254382

Yes, I believe that an AI was involved in this copy.

Also: “joined …in sickly assaulting the tot”
Better JOURNALISM would be ‘allegedly assaulting’ for avoiding libel. I think better English would be ‘joining in this sick assault’.

Giggle #fundie

“If we were really evolving into a higher and more inteligent creature,”
That’s not what evolutionary theory says.

“then why are so many kids failing, dropping out of, getting in trouble in, and getting kicked out of school?”
Because conservatives keep dropping funding for education and want to eviscerate the department of education? Just a guess.
Nothing to do with evolution.

“Because they are smarter and better than the rest?”
I got into a lot of trouble when i was smarter than most of the rest of the class. I got the lesson quickly, then got bored waiting for the rest to catch up. Being smart and in trouble are not mutually exclusive.

“No, it is actually because we aren't evolving at all!”
Well, we’re not evolving the way YOU expect the theory to present, no. But that just means you’re wrong, not the theory.

sakhan #fundie

“we need a God because the mathematical harmony of the universe suggests that there is a high probability that a divine being exists.”
Argument from complexity. Yawn.

“Why do the physical laws behave in perfect symmetry and mathematical harmony?”
Why would you expect them to clash?

“How could Einstein explain events millions of light years away by writing down equations sitting in his room?”
That’s what physics was invented to do?

“Do you know that the universe would not exist if the charge on an electron was different by 1 billionth of coloumb?”
Feel free to prove that it’s possible for it to be different.

“Do you know that the probability of the universe taking its current shape, which follows symmetry and a mathematical 'symphony' is 10^(-50)?”
OOoooooh. Big number. Please show your math to reach these odds?

“Is this definite proof that God exists? No.”
Ooooh, you got one right.

“But anyone with common sense would realize that chances are that material reality is subset of a larger divine existence.”
No, sorry. Chances are the future. The odds of anything that happened in the past are 1:1. Seeing evidence that something happened has little to do with the odds of it happening, however they’re calculated.
The odds against a Straight Flush are meaningless if that’s what the dealer got at the table last week.

“Not believing in God is like breaking a triangle of cue balls on a pool table, watching them bounce of the rails and come back to form the exact same triangle and say: thats nothing special...”
No, no, sweetie. It’s more like, this happened. We both watched it. YOU say, Only GOD could have done that! I say, ‘feel free to prove he was involved in any way at all.’
And then I wait…

John #fundie

“Perhaps you would like to explain your theory for the evolution of the virgin birth for us?”
Biologically, humans don’t do that. So it’s not part of evolution. No need to claim it or explain it. If you want to pretend it’s history, then it’s up to you to explain it.

“While your at it, maybe you can also explain the theory of the evolution of the immaculate conception.”
I don’t believe in gods. So, no ‘crimes against gods’ or sins. So choosing to exempt one carbon-based unit from the spiritual consequences of a mythical fall that disappointed a mythical creatorbeing isn’t really an evolution problem, either.

“I am sure that would be of interest for all of us”
Snark away and pat yourself on the back. I’m always in favor of people masturbating.

B.H.Streeter #fundie

“Its' part of our brain stucture to believe in God. That should tell us right here God is a certainty.”
Yes, it’s part of our brain structure to assign agency to non-sentient things. This leads to arguing with the copier, swearing at a door’s locks, and trying to entice the car to start.
This has lead to the religions of various gods to explain weather, lightning, life, seasons, phases of the moon, language, morality, and the tides.
But ideally, sane people will admit that the copier is NOT out to get them. That no matter how well you treat your dice, they don’t roll better. That swearing doesn’t make tools work any better.

But when you are certain that it takes a lawmaker to explain human morality, that’s not rational.

ScornedStoic #sexist

“the fact that a young man in his twenties wants to fuck sexually mature teenagers that fuck and drink-”
Even if they are fucking, which i’m not sure about since you’re an incel, and make all sorts of assumptions, it’s the age of consent that you need to abide by, not the age of penetration.
They’re too young to legally fuck, so it’s going to be rape. You trying to justify it as no big deal doesn’t make it not be rape.

“My chance to experience any form of young love has now completely and irrevocably expired.”
Dude, when you turned 20, it was too late for YOU to experience teen love. Love is inside your own head. Teen love is the hormones inside your head. You know, lust.

‘Love’ is wanting the best for the other person. Every one of your motivations is the best you can get for yourself. Pussy, head, adoration, and no consequences.

Black-People-Suck #racist

“Throughout history the black man has caused havoc and we as the White man have been made to feel guilty for merely being born”
I suppose you think the Tulsa Massacre was caused by those uppity blacks making more money than the whites who slaughtered them?

Bonnie #fundie

“Ok people.."
Oklahoma is one of the few states I’ve never been in.

“I think possibly some of you dismiss the ouija board as monster in the closet or wahtever.”
Pretty much.

“But I am telling you , you are dead wrong.”
And I believe you because….?

“I do not care about who gets what monies where or when... this has absoutely nothing to do with money. If you mess with the occult, then your going to be involved in it!”
If you’re involved you’re involved? Took all day to think that one up, did you?
And the question remains, IS the ouija board occult?
Is anything occult?

“With the demons and like it or not THEY exist!!”
Yes. And people also tell me Leprechauns exist. And angels. And Obama’s death panel.

“I NO this for a fact.”
What a compelling argument… KNOT!

“I did.. I was involved and I no the conquensences!!!”
I CAME OUT OF WITCHCRAFT SO I KNOW!
Or out of satanism… Or out of homosexuality…

“First off, messin with the "board" can and does call demons. , because I have done this; in the past before God took hold of me. I had done this alone and no one around..”
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. I believe you.

“I had comments and thoughts from that board that no one knew, (sometimes not even I knew). Has nothing to do with "monsters in a closet" type thing..”
Maybe you’re just psychic?

“I loved the "board" and many many other things of the occult. That was so easy, the demons were so happy.”
You need to make up your mind if you’re going to write this from your current POV or the POV you say you had back then.

“OHhhhh yeah!! The ONLY monster is SATAN himself!! He will go to any lrngths to take control of a person. He had me for awhile; but he will NEVER have me again.”
Weird how the second most powerful being in the entire universe had complete control over you but pitiful little you fought him off.

“Weather you like it or not, your choice but messin with that stuff in any way, shape or form, will call the demons..”
I’ve called demons. Stood on the steps of a church and invited anything, God, Devil, ANgel, Demon, to come make me their slave. Then I went and got McD’s.

“Ya'll might think it is just "funny" and laugh and scoff even at Chris or myself, but that does not matter..... We will pray for all of those who are into this , and also pray that the day they realize that demons control them and it is not a joke, or some mystical farce,”
Farce IS the word, yes.

“ that they pray to the only one who can save them now!!”
Wait, if YOU’RE praying, why do I have to pray?

marklondon2003 #fundie

“What makes the Bible authentic?”
I don’t think you understand historical authenticity.
If an account is anonymous, historians tend not to use it. Can’t be sure who wrote it, when, or why.
If an account is not corroborated, Historians tend to hold it at arm’s length.
For example, there’s an account of Venice written about the city at the time of Michelangelo. The author boasted that most of the city was literate. On its own, can’t be sure if it was accurate or an exaggeration written by a proud Venice citizen.
On the other hand, we have the tax records of the time. Most of the business owners of that time prepared their own tax forms rather than hire a scribe. This supports the claim if a high literacy rate.

On the other hand, Moses is supposed to have written the first five books of the bible. But if he did, he wrote down a description of his funeral. Tends to make evaluators question just HOW MUCH of it’s written by Moses….

“Jesus, the historical Jesus, fulfilled the Bible and endorsed the OT.”
The bible wasn’t created until a few hundred years after Jesus’ time.

“If Jesus was God in the flesh, then if Jesus endorsed the Bible”
Which didn’t exist yet? And we’re back to Moses’ funeral….

“then God Himself tells us that the earth was created in 6 days.”
Unless Genesis is metaphor or parable….

“How much more proof do I need?”
ANY!?!?!

“Prove Jesus is real? The Holy Bible.”
You’re actually doing a hatchet job on your argument, here.

European #fundie

“- For CONCEALING FOSSILS unearthed from below the ground,”
Doesn’t the word ‘fossil’ MEAN ‘from underground’? WWhere else would they get the fossils?

“- For keeping 100 MILLION FOSSILS, that have remained unchanged for millions of years, hidden away from the public eye,”
Do… Do you expect fossils to change after the creature died and was buried?

“- For never admitting they have NOT EVEN A SINGLE INTERMEDIATE FORM FOSSIL,”
Ah. No, our understanding NOW is that all of them were transitional forms.

“- For concealing for years the fact that IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR PROTEINS TO FORM BY CHANCE,”
Feel free to provide the evidence of this.

“For FABRICATING FAKE SKULLS and producing them as evidence of the imaginary evolution of man,”
You’ve got one example and charge the entire industry? Fuck you.

“- For portraying the Piltdown Man hoax, ”
Science actually teaches that it was a hoax in every textbook I’ve seen.

“- For inventing the hoax intermediate Nebraska Man”
Nebraska Man was a mistake, not a hoax. it never made it into textbooks.

"and deceiving them still further BY PRODUCING PICTURES OF THIS NON-EXISTENT ENTITY’S WHOLE FAMILY,”
That was a newspaper illustrator’s impression, not the scientists’.
Good lord, you’re too dumb to be a creationist…

"For dishonestly depicting moths THEY GLUED ONTO TREE TRUNKS as “industrial revolution moths that had evolved by way of natural selection,””
STicking to trunks wasn’t part of the evolution they’re trying to illustrate, dumbass.

“For depicting the Coelacanth, WHICH STILL LIVES IN DEEP SEA WATERS TODAY, as an intermediate form,”
What makes you think it’s not?

Amo Megamela Pti #fundie

“TRUTH IS JOSEPH WAS 90 WHEN HE MARRIED MARRY”
Dude, no one cares.
I mea, I don’t believe you, but if Joseph was an adult, no one gives two shits how old he was.
The question is how old Mary was.
Pedophilia is not about the age DIFFERENCE, it’s the age of the victim.

DickBoomerman #transphobia

“"TERF" has become another way to say "cunt""
So, when i tell TERFs they’re being a cunt, it’s redundant?
Okay okay.

“and vent hatred against all women.”
No, sweetie. Just you.

“The person saying they want to bash women's heads in is showing their true colors.”
Hey! No kink-shaming!

Ray Comfort #fundie

“This gentleman has highlighted the issue with atheism. They have undeniable evidence, and yet they still profess the foolishness of atheism.”
Ray-ray, you’re the idiot who offered THE BANANA as undeniable evidence of God.
You’re in NO position to look down your nose at atheists.

“There’s a reason for that. First, here’s the undeniable evidence:

1. Creation: The incredible order of Nature, from the atom to the universe. It is scientifically impossible for Nature to have made itself, and it is also scientifically impossible for it to be eternal. There had to be an uncreated First Cause.”
This is not science. Show me the experiment(s) where it was proven that a universe cannot self-organize.
You’re just throwing ‘scientific’ out there because your victims are too gullible to catch you in your sham.

“2. Conscience: The existence of the God-given, society-shaped conscience.”
Biblegod sets the rules for stoning children and owning slaves.
My conscience is NOT In accord with your skybeast, Ray, he’s not the source of my morality.

“3. Commandments: Our conscience (the “work of the Law” written on our hearts)”
Your god commands that roofs had a parapet around the edge. Probably a safety-measure for sleeping in the roof in a desert climate, in my home it would crush the roof under the collected snowfall.
The ‘moral law’ is not universally applicable.

“4. Conversion: In a moment of time any “atheist” can come to know the God he only knows about, by obeying the gospel. But they refuse to because they love their sin.”
So, wait, your UNDENIABLE PROOF of god is that I COULD convert to believing in him, but I DO NOT?
What the fuck is wrong with you? Your evidence is actually counter TO YOUR EVIDENCE.
But it is clear that you aren’t trying to convert anyone to your religion, just reinforce the beliefs of people who already believe.

Benjamin #wingnut #racist

“What beauty is there today? How on earth could an artist draw inspiration from our sprawl?”
Artists ARE artists because they find beauty where they look, even if you do not appreciate where they’re looking.
Thing is, it’s harder and harder to find an artist with skill, a good eye, AND time on his hands to produce art like the Old Masters used to, when they had a patron rather than a shift at McDonald’s.