KeithInc.

@KeithInc.

“Some light bulbs are made in almost the same shape as eggs! They may be similar in appearance, but does this mean that eggs and light bulbs are related? ”
But not the same materials, or by even slightly similar processes, so, it’s not something a scientist will suggest is connected.

“ The atom resembles our SOLAR SYSTEM (electrons orbit around the nucleus of an atom just as planets orbit around the nucleus of our solar system, which is the sun).”
That’s really reaching. The number of planets in the system is not connected to the number of suns in the sun.
So, not much of an analogy.

“Does this mean that our solar system evolved from an atom?”
It kinda did, but not for your fucked-up reasoning.

“ Can you think of some ways in which airplanes are similar to birds?”
Do you know any fixed-wing birds?

You’re trying to mock the science but you just look stupid.

HeteroDefenseLeague #fundie

‘Actually, the majority of male homosexuals will seroconvert by the age of 55,”
Citation needed. Preferably one with numbers of heterosexuals of the same age?

“nice try you Christian phobic,”
Christains put Trump in charge and ICE on the streets. I don’t think it’s all irrational to hate or fear them.

“heterobashing,”
I usually have to pay extra for her to bash me. No kink shaming!

“hate mongering,”
Noting your bigotry is not mongering the hate you spew.

“intolerant,”
Meh. Tolerance is not my religion, it’s a transaction. If you’re tolerant, you’ll be one of the people i tolerate. If you’re intolerant, I’m quite comfortable telling you to fuck off.

“ narrow minded,”
Spoken without any self-reflection, I would guess.

“hate filled,”
Only in election years.

“mean spirited,”
Atheist. I don’t believe in spirits except at the state ABC store.

“wrong headed,”
You wouldn’t know the right head if it had your picture hanging over the urinal.

"bigoted,”
No, pretty sure everyone i hate has earned my ire.

“heterophobic”
I AM hetero,genius.

“homofascist.”
Are you done?
Are you familiar with the works of an ancient philosoher, called Paul the Apostle? When he wrote, “1 Corinthians 6:10″ he said: Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

You might need someone to look up ‘revilers’ for you, but Paul says that namecalling others will get you sent to Hell. And not the fun way, either.

NJ #fundie

“Satan will make it as hot as Hell forever and ever.”
Hell… Will be as hot as Hell?
That’s a pretty piss-poor metric. I mean, you could turn the sulfur burners down to a low 1 degree above freezing, and Hell would be AS HOT AS HELL. Not much of an answer, either.

“You will not know whether you are crispy or extra crispy, you will be to busy crying and screaming for relief and water. But neither will come to you.”
And this makes sense to you?
No relief, no chance to repent, no opportunity to show i’ve learned my lesson, no prayer or appeal… Just unending, meaningless torture for the sadistic christains looking forward to sitting on a cloud and watching me burn.

T. A. McMahon #fundie #homophobia

“Both heterosexual sins (e.g., fornication, adultery) and homosexual sins (men with men, women with women) result in separation from God.”
So, God is omnipresent UNLESS i have a girlfriend.
Beats the shit out of an apple a day keeping the doctor away…
“A dish on the side means God can’t abide”?
And if i sit in my iron chariot, getting a blowjob NOT from my wife, the omnipotent God is driven away, huh?

Ray Comfort #fundie

“I don’t have a blind spot in my eye.”
I remember 6th Grade Science introducing usto the blindspot. I do not recall anything about ‘some people have’ or ‘see if you suffer from’ it’s just the spot where, IIRC, the optic nerve connects. Or the blood vessel, 6th grade was a while ago…
We covered it again in the Navy when I was assigned duties that looked through a periscope. Doesn’t really affect your sight, most of the time, but it is something to be aware off. It’s also when they covered how to tell which eye is our dominant eye.

“Both of them see very well and I am thankful for the 137million light sensitive cells that make sight possible.”
Yes, yes, God is wunnerful.

“Do you have a blind spot in your eye?”
All humans have a natural blind spot in each of their eyes. Usually it’s covered by the other eye’s sight so you don’t notice.

“If you do, I suggest that you see an optician”
I believe it would be an ophthalmologist, if it needs correction.

“and see if he can either fix it, or get you another eye.”
Mighty snarky for someone so deep in the weeds.

Lookismisreal #sexist

“Femoids love to say how they don't put on fake-up for attention or in the idea of trying to deceive men”
Tell me, then, if a woman is in the club with makeup, how many men do you think actually believe she has purple eyelids? Rough percentages, please.

seer #fundie

“Because it's stupid and makes no sense and is overall disgusting.”
Hey! You’re having SEX! You take the overalls OFF for Christ’s sake! If only to avoid tell-tale stains!

Also, removing all the emotional knee-jerking, i tend not to support any form of sex where one or more partners cannot consent to it. We don’t let children or cattle sign contracts, even if they appear willing, because we don’t see them as able to consent. Same for unconscious people, really really drunk people, and so on.

flabbergasted #homophobia #fundie

“I think it is YOU who does not understand what separation of church and state means. It means that the state cannot use the public schools (or the courts) to enforce any particular world-view (which in the Founder's time was called Religion).”
No. It means they can’t promote a single religion. Expanding that to ‘world view’ is dishonest.
You think you can get the Supreme Court to state that by ‘religion’ they mean ‘world view,’ go ahead and file.
But ‘world view’ includes all sorts of outlooks, including racism, communism, socialism, and Flat Earthers.

“The MoCo school board is forcing a particular worldview on its students by presenting homosexuality as innate (which is a belief, not a fact) and 'normal' and 'acceptable.'”
So, your use of ‘world view’ is just a dishonest dodge to get your bigotry instituted.

“You do not get to say that your worldview about moral behavior is ok for the state to support and mine is not.”
If you say your morals are from a supernatural source, yes, we do.

“Therefore, we leave the issue out of the tax-funded forum!”
Nope.

“You see, that is separation of Church and state.”
You’re trying to get that see as ‘opinion and state separation,’ though. That’s not honest.

“ Just because your church is the one of "secularism' doesn't make it any less Constitutionally supportable.”
Yes, it really does. It’s a secular constitution.

Wolf Counsel #fundie

“Anybody who needs evidence to show that life beigins at conception is pro-murder, plain and simple.”
‘Life’ is a word with significance. Don’t throw it around lightly.

Do you mean that every miscarriage should be investigated as negligent manslaughter at the very least?
Child support starts 9 months before the birth?
Tax credit for a dependent starts with conception?
Military members get dependent pays and allowances immediately after they have sex, just in case?
Because twins miscarried, I can stop saying i have 3 children and can say I have five?

Martin #fundie

“Remember, you know God exists,”
No, I really don’t.

“ you simply pretend you do not to live as you choose.”
And you pretend to know me better than I do so you don’t have to actually deal with honest atheism honestly.

“You also have your own god, your will.”
I don’t see it as a deity, and I don’t worship it.
Pretty cheesy definition of god, then.

“That is why there are so many gods, actually as many as there are unbelievers.”
So there ARE unbelievers.

“So we can dispense with most of the nonsense in your post.”
You can’t deal with it so you dismiss it. Very brave.

“As for the Bible contradicting itself, it doesn't.”
It really does. But that’s a problem you ALSO refuse to address honestly.

“That you think it does is just down to your ignorance.”
No, pretty sure it’s because I read it.

“If you want to try to prove to me that I'm wrong, please post what you think is a contradiction and I will disabuse you.”
Who wrote the first five books of the Bible?
Moses, right?
But the fifth book contains his funeral.
Small problem with that one.

Benito aka (paki beater) #fundie

“Can't believe the number of left wing faggots that replied.”
Isn’t that your central bitch? The world’s going to hell without you?

“You're all jews,”
Atheist, but was raised Mormon.

“niggers”
I’m so white i need mascara to cosplay as mayonnaise.
I can trace my ancestry to the Mayflower.

“ and dune coons right ?”
How enlightened a being you must be.

“If you're white then you all have your heads far up your asses.”
Nothing has gone up my ass since last week’s colonoscopy. But the doc was very complimentary about my ‘recent visitors’ graffitti.

But, really, disappointing someone who uses the N-word disparagingly is not a matter of shame for me.

Touch My Tentacles #fundie

“It’s always a sad day when you have to no longer be friends with someone.”
Okay. i can see how broken up you are.

“I will NOT tolerate any ignorance in my life.”
Ignorance? Are you sure that’s the word?

“If you don’t go vegan after I’ve explained all of the forms of torture that they go through,”
So, they HAVE the information, they’re not ignorant. They just don’t make the decision you approve of.

“then fuck you go eat a brick.”
Wow. You really showed me the error of MY ways.

“I have no time for you nasty selfish fucks.”
You hold your ideology higher than our relationship and I’M the selfish one…

“It’s only a matter of time before I cut any non-vegan out of my life completely.”
Um….thank you?

“Ya’ll are crazy baby eaters.”
Mmmm. A Veal Omelet!

“Get that shit away from me.”
Still haven’t this ‘ignorance’ that offends you.

Tradition, Family & Property Student Action #fundie

"Blasphemy is not free speech."
Exactly how would that work?
First Amendment says the secular government can’t treat any religion as the only true one. So any blasphemy law would have to outlaw ALL blasphemy, right?
Blasphemy against Jesus, and Jehovah, and Allah, and Zeus, and Odin, and Quetzalcoatl… All of it illegal.
So you can’t refer to the Aztec or Norse religions as ‘myths.’ That’s blasphemy, saying those gods aren’t real.
And you can’t say that Jehovah is real, because that implies Zeus is not.
So, saying ‘i am a Christain’ would be saying ‘I believe in Jesus’ which is effectively saying ‘Aphrodite is NOT real,’ and thus blasphemy.

namordecai #fundie

“You are making this WAY too easy.”
I just imagine the pigeon, knocking over hte king and shitting on the queen and saying it won the chess game.

“If it functioned, then it is not considered IC.”
IC is not about functionality it’s about development.

“ If we found evidence of a developing ear in the fossil record, and knew that it would did not work until it developed further, that is NOT evidence for darwinism.”
That’s exactly evolution, traits an organism has later using structures it has now.

“ That is evidence of something forming in anticipation of a FUTURE benefit.”
That’s evolution, you fucking moron.

“Blind forces do not anticipate future benefits.”
HAHAHAHAHA! No. But we don’t know about future benefits until they show up. THEN we can see ‘this developed from THAT structure.

“Anyway, you're too ignorant of ID. You dno't seem to get it. Maybe you can follow my debates with other peolpe and catch on later.”
IC is supposed to be proof that it appeared fully function and CANNOT have developed over time. You’re crowing about the opposite…

Greg Gutfeld #racist #psycho

“ “Who cares if there are maggots?”[…]”
That’s not really defending the maggots as much as dismissing the issue.
But rather than a bowl of maggots, i’d give him a choice, on camera, or testifying before Congress, between two sandwich wraps. One was sprinkled with maggots before closing it up. I imagine he’d balk at even the CHANCE he might eat maggots.

And I’d put maggots on both so that even if he gambled, we’d get the shot of him retching halfway through when he looked down and saw them…

Liz Wheeler #wingnut

“Provorov proved one thing by declining to wear an LGBTQ jersey: The left doesn’t want tolerance.”
Is it the left?
He works for a business.
The business decided (almost certainly for profit reasons) to issue a uniform.
He declined uniformity with the team.
Every single time I’ve worn a uniform, i would be punished for not wearing the uniform.
Fast food, my one season on a basketball team, varsity math team, Navy, dress code for meeting the customer at my current job…
Nothing to do with politics, the boss said ‘do this’ and my compliance was a condition of employment.

useranaon #racist #wingnut

@Timjer #257201

Not even kinda. They were the labor.
And if the White Nationalists insist that it was the OWNERS that built this country, not the actual workers, then by their conspiracy theories, Jews built the country.

Wellington Boone #fundie

““Let me say something that will absolutely blow the gay community’s mind right now,” he said.”
MAN WITH TINY DICK ENERGY TAUNTS HOMOSEXUALS. Not going to blow any minds….

“ “You really have been misnamed.”
You dislike the term. Big fucking deal.

“Just like ‘African-American’ is a misnomer — that’s not a correct name — it’s black American.”
The term was coined exactly to refer to those Americans of African Descent. So, it’s not a misnomer when correctly used.

“ So is ‘gay’ or ‘homosexual.’ What you are, are eunuchs.”
No, they are distinctly not eunuchs. These are people who, in the 70s, came out of the closets and were very big surprises to their wives, sons, daughters…

“And there are many, many places in the Bible where you can see you’re a eunuch.”
Meh. I don’t really care what the Bible calls me, anyway.
MUCH less care what someone who read the Bible wants to call me.
So, what other crimes against the language do you want to try?

"…and then there are eunuchs who were made to be eunuchs by someone else.’”
I know that some slaves were snipped in their youth for whatever reasons, Not sure how anyone was ‘made to be’ gay.

Gerrard Pedersen #fundie

“it was at his church service that a wife brought her 3 days already dead husband in, and the guy got ressurected”
That boggles the mind.
I have a heart attack and stop moving, my wife will leave me there to rot for three fucking DAYS, because there’s a special guest pastor who’ll be at the church on Sunday?
Never mind the absolute bullshit factor of the resurrection, we’re to believe this is someone’s logic?
And have you ever TRIED to move a dead body? The definition of ‘dead weight’ comes up a LOT right there.

Doug Bristow #fundie

“Lady Checkmate:
Agreed. I'll correct that now”
Don’t like the world as it currently stands? Rewrite other people’s copy to suit your prejudice.
And these are the people who take exception to ‘activist judges’ that ‘legislate from the bench.’

anonymous #fundie

“marked by the mark of the beast [aka green 666 by isotope rays].”
So, I have a high school diploma.
I also spent 20 years in the Navy working on nuclear weapons and riding nuclear powered submarines. Took radiation training every fucking year even on shore duty.
This isn’t even magic, this is stunningly stupid.
You think that radiation will write a numeric tattoo on someone’s hand?
Oh. Wait. Was this an episode of Danger Mouse?

hopemail #fundie

"I said, 'because evolution’s premise is the repudiation of the existence of G-D.”
God doesn’t like lying liars.
Evolution is science.
Science is silent on the supernatural, to include the gods.
Evolution says nothing about God, you guys make it a ‘ride or die’ stance that Genesis has to be literal history.
And this is why YOU look stupid in debate.

“he gives them the belief system and arguments to discredit wishy-washy counter arguments, probably assigns a personal imp to plant thoughts and words in times of debate.”
We don’t need magic coaching, you idiots just throw bad science, stupid history, piss-poor logic, and absolutely made-up probability statistics at the fan and claim victory.

“'I asked him, 'you ever heard of a creationist binding the evolutionist's demon before engaging the evolutionist?'”
Yes, I believe that if a witchdoctor tried to bind my demon THEN engage me in debate, I’d back away quickly. NO sudden moves, NO loud noises, hands close to my sides to protect my fingers…

"and, at the same time, ask the HS to give you the thoughts and words you need.”
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. God did fuck-all during the Crusades, the Holocaust, Trump’s insurrection, the fire in Notre Dame… But, sure, he’ll help you win a debate on science when you show up with a magic spellbook. Good plan.

lightwave #fundie

“Death only applies to things created on day 5 and after, with the "breath of life".”
Yep.
Biblically, only those things that have had their first breath, through nostrils, have the Spirit inside, and are living things.
So Noah didn’t take any insects, plants, spiders, fungi, fish, etc.
This is why the Bible isn’t usually taken seriously on questions of science. Especially biology.

But it does solve the abortion debate. To Christains, it’s not murder until one-breath after they reach this end of the birth canal.

Good job!

Lookismisreal #sexist

“Why women shouldn't be allowed to drive:”
Three years ago, my wife called an ambulance because she thought I was having a heart attack. It’s a mile and a half to the hospital, cost about $3100.
When i really did have a heart attack last year, she drove me there. For free.
Your argument, whatever the fuck it is, is invalid in three thousand one hundred ways.

useranaon #racist #wingnut

“I mean is it really irrational to want an American to be the president of America?”
Depends on your definition of ‘American,’ really. Is it rational? Or racist?

“How is it irrational? his people didnt even build America”
Yes, they did. They EXACTLY did. As Michelle mentioned, ‘their people’ built the White House. They built plantations. They pretty much built the South as we know it. People that certain Americans didn’t think of as White Americans (Irish, Italian, Chinese, Jean) built the factories, the railroads, the roads…
America is as much their product as yours.
And they were born in America. So they’re Americans.
They fought in our wars, even when the rights they were protecting weren’t afforded them.
You’re in the wrong, by every measure.

YeshuMarine #fundie

“Guys, we have all of the evidence and Logic in our corner.”
All I’ve asked since I left my first church was for a reason to believe in your god. Evidence or even a good argument.
I get horrible logic, bad history, worse science, stultifying probability math, and people blame me for even asking the question.

“ We've got Theism as the Philosophically default position.”
No, the default position would be what babies believe before they’re trained up by their culture. Which is a lack of beliefs.

“Atheism has been belittled to nothing more than merely a Psychological phantom in the rearviews of the Christian mirrors.”
Belittled means ‘to be made to feel small.’
Atheism has no feelings, it’s just a stance on one single question.
And you’re not terribly different. You don’t believe in Zeus, Ishtar, Inanna, Marduk, Odin, Raven, and 3000 other gods. I don’t believe in the same list, plus one more.

“We've got all of the evidence that Evolution thought they had in favor of YECS.”
Evolution is not atheism.
Plenty of people who believe in one or more gods accept the evidence for evolution.

“So in effect...we have nothing to prove.”
See, this is an example of the piss-poor logic i get instead of a reason to believe…
You’re making the supernatural claim, but you can’t back it up. Therefore you just announce that you don’t have to.
Which is fine. Unles syou want to force any other people to live as if they believe you.

“The Atheists need to prove Evolution to the YECS.”
If you don’t have to prove your superstition to me, I don’t have to prove that reality trumps your superstition. The science is available. Study or ignore it.

“And once we counter your arguments, Acceptance of the truth is the necessary action to proceed, not a denial of the truth as is usually occurring within the threads. Otherwise...well you know what happens other wise .’
Yes, YECs stick bananas in their ears and whine ‘I can’t HEEEEEEEEEEEEAR You!”

IFA_MTBL #fundie

“Considering killing myself in front of my parents if I don't get my first girlfriend and sex by 21″
And what are they supposed to do to stop you? Buy you a whore?

“I hate them for having me and not raising me to be the best I could be. My father coddled me too damn much.”
Yes, that evil fucker…

“I can't do things for myself all the time. I'm too weak and ugly and spineless.”
Spineless people don’t typically commit suicide. It’s a tough instinct to overcome, not wanting to die.

“A good dad puts his kid into sports, whips him into shape, and teaches him to be a true, masculine man.”
Hmm. I taught mine to respect other people, including women, to think for themselves, and to avoid toxic masculinity.
They’ve all been laid.

“My dad didn't do that. My stepmother has more balls than he does.”
Oh. Then ask HER to buy you a whore.

“It would be an act of revenge, to scar them for life.”
Unless you chicken out and then can’t look them in the eye for the rest of YOUR life.

“ If they really loved me like they claim they do, they would not have had me.”
That’s incoherent.

Glenn from PalmBeach #fundie

“You also have to remember that Noah lived over 900 years. Imagine the amount of children you could have in such a lifetime.”
Three. He had three sons.
Which makes me think Ham was gay…
I mean, Noah was a sailor. We’re positively schizo about gays. They’ll make jokes ALL DAY LONG about wanting dick, but if they realize that ten percent of the crew is probably gay, and we’ve all seen them naked, they go absolutely snakeshit.
So, Ham saw dad naked. Shouldn’t really be a problem, Noah’s the one who made wine and got sloppy drunk. It’s his fault. But Ham had four sons. In many cultures, this would make Ham much more manly than Noah.
Which, again, wouldn’t be a problem, but when Noah realized that his gay son saw him naked AND had four sons, Noah cursed The Fourth Son. The one who won any competition for Ham.
Absolutely NOTHING my kid can do would make me curse my grandkid. So this is the ONLY thing I can think of that would make Noah take that step. Caught Ham jerking off one of the bulls or the horses, or something? Or just watching an Elephant’s hard-on and jerked to that. Hard to be specific.

BornAgain123 #fundie

“FWIW-our next door neighbors are Hindus whom we have tried witnessing Christ to.”
I’d look you right in the eye and say I don’t share your superstition, have a nice day.

“Hopefully-assuming we're gone by the time this national emergency crisis hits, we'll have some 2 week supply of food/water AND alot of bible material laying out around our house for them then.”
Dud, you’ll still be here. Pretty sure you violated Titus 3:10 and you’re not going to be raptured.
Which means you’ll be among the disappointed out burning churches and blaming whoever DID get taken up for being Satan’s agents.

Infernal #fundie

“Atheist and a Christian couple is technically interracial”
Words have meanings you blithering idiot.
You could have used ANY description, such as ‘in my opinion’ or ‘effectively’ or ‘in the eyes of my teddy bear’ But you said ‘technically.’ And interracial describes two or more goddamned races.

And ‘an atheist and a Christain couple’ is a threesome.
Did you mean an atheist, and a Christain, together as a couple?

Lookismisreal #sexist

“Femoids are considered to be the gatekeepers of sex,”
THEIR sex, yes. YOU are the gatekeeper of YOUR sex, which is why you don’t have to stick your dick in women that are too experience, too race, too age, too weight.

“where instead of having sex with your looks match, bitches would go on to have endless sex with genetically superior males,”
Isn’t that how it’s supposed to work? Sex with the fittest for the fittest offspring?

“Just ask yourselves: Why should thousands and thousands of innocent men be deprived of their sexual needs?”
They fail to attract a woman.
Pretty fucking obvious.

“It is nothing but an injustice of the highest order.”
No, not really. You aren’t the catch, so no one tries to catch you. There’s no injustice involved in coming in second or third or 8 millionth in the race. You just got outperformed.

“Sex is every mans fundamental right,”
Dude, i’ve been married for 40 years and i still don’t think i have a RIGHT to her sex. You’re just stupid.

“regardless of the man's appearance or mental state.”
You’re saying that slow people have a right to win races, no matter how slow they run. ’at’s not how it works.

“And most importantly, ask yourselves this: what did a species, who are incapable of rationality, do to deserve to choose who they want to have sex with?”
Women are not a separate species you incredibly stupid fuckstain. But they own their own vagina, so they get to decide if they share it and who with.

“Men should be the ones who should make that decision for femoids.”
That’s slavery or rape, depending on the details. Neither of which are popular in society right now.

“Because unlike cumrags, men are rational, intelligent and have very good reasoning skills.”
So, you’re a woman?

“ Which is why patriarchal societies where the pinnacle of human existence.”
And why women keep cutting off their dicks while they sleep….

Deeper #fundie

“The Bible is the God-breathed revelation of Himself,”
Sorry, but the Adulterer’s Bible disproves that.
Humans made the mistake, humans found it, humans stamped out all the copies. No sign that God noticed, or was displeased, or lifted a fucking finger about the contents.

“and for you to put what YOU THINK above what is right and what God said is completely and utterly wrong,”
But, I’m real.
I have my own thoughts.
You may have a voice inside your head, but it’s not affecting my thinking…

“it's independent and feministic, and you are making a mockery of Christianity.”
No. Hovind and Strobel are making mockery of Christainity.
As well as Ken Ham: https://www.deviantart.com/keithvii/art/Atheist-Vs-Christain-1000210918

And, really, it doesn’t help that so many Bible stories read like Florida Man anecdotes.
“Galilee Man tries to cure someone else's schizophrenia by driving a herd of pigs to their deaths. "

John Horvat II #fundie #magick #conspiracy

I think if someone as smart and powerful as Satan was behind AI, we wouldn’t get have any problems getting what we want.
I mean, a Lamia is common enough, I wouldn’t have to detail the negative prompts, “NOT a woman with a separate snake, NOT a woman with facial scales, NOT a Medusa, NOT a half-woman/half-octopus, NOT a sphinx,…”
But NOOOOOOOO, I have to make 40 attempts and STILL don’t get what I want.
AI is too stupid to be Satan.
But I can see why it’s a threat to believers…

Smash JT #biphobia #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #transphobia

“I will not be gaslit.”
Gaslighting. A form of manipulation where an abuser makes a victim question their sanity, perception of reality, or memory.

“Once you notice bisexual lighting being used”

Bisexual lighting?
Of course, you cannot gaslight someone who does not actually have a firm grip on reality.

redfreedom #homophobia

“Make everyone watch two homosexual men have sex. Not only will support for the homosexual movement fall rapidly, you’ll find out who the truly sick amongst us are that remain in support of it.”
Dude, there aren’t that many people I want to watch have sex. Rhea Perlman and Danny Devito come to mind. But the fact that I don’t want to see it does not reduce my support for their right to have the sex.
It’s not ‘truly sick’ to hold my political standards higher than my prurient interests.
YOU, however, are a shallow, shallow individual.

Freeper #fundie

“No one should ever have sex with anyone unless you want to have a child with that person, it is simply that.”
Okay.

“If a man doesn't want to have a child he can use a condom”
But that IS having sex with someone you don’t want to have a child with. ALl credibility is lost, idiot. If you’re going to allow birth control, birth control can fail, and then we’re RIGHT BACK at the abortion debate.

“not have ex,”
What does my former girlfriend have to do with having sex with my current girlfriend?

“or get a vasectomy, that is where his choices are.”
Vasectomies can fail, just like anything else used as birth control

Sarah #fundie

“When you realize that abortion is wrong”
Based on what?

“and you seek to save lives instead of killing them then the babies will have nothing to accuse you of on the day of judgement”
According to the Bible, life begins at first breath.
That’s when the spirit enters the body.
This is the reason that Noah only had to save animals that were alive, the ones that breathe air through their nostrils. Butterflies, fish, slugs, whales, none of them are alive.
Who’s going to accuse me of supporting abortion in the afterlife?

“the day when all of us will pay for those unrepented sins you committed against God and the innocent.”
Okay. What tells me abortion is a sin?
Numbers 5, god even directs abortions to prove if a wife is unfaithful.

“ But repent and all shall be forgiven.”
What if nameless fear isn’t all that strong a motivator for me?

abidingone #fundie

“But my definition of evolution is.
Simply stated, evolution may be defined as an imagined process”
So, you make sure to define it as unreal.
See, as an atheist i would definitely say that the belief in god is false, but i would not define ‘gods’ as imaginary beings.
Then again, I don’t HAVE to gatekeep my superstition.

“by which living things formed by themselves without a creator (God)”
Just full up on poisoning the well, aren’t you?
The science of evolutionary theory, like all science, is naturalistic and doesn’t have any opinion on the supernatural Or any gods.
Science says things formed. YOU want to say ‘because god,’ that your issue. Not the science.

“and then somehow improved by themselves,”
Improved is a judgment call. The science says changed, not necessarily improved.

“Thats now I now define evolution. I am not lying.”
No just self-centered, self-absorbed, dumber than a fossilized trilobite, and wrong. But i would never accuse you of lying…

Timothy C #homophobia

“ I can’t really be married to a same sex person, for the same reason that I can’t flap my arms and fly.”
Your arms don’t have the structures necessary to lift an object of your weight. Biology and physics.
Marriage is a legal partnership with very specific limitations and privileges. Law, not biology nor physics.

“Nature makes some things have certain functions, and calls them birds.”
Nature made the functions. Humans determine the definition of birds (some of which cannot fly), and bats (which can fly but are not birds).
You oversimplify and make it erroneous.

“They are different than humans. No amount of saying you are a bird will make you one.”
Same goes for bats, though.

“Nature makes male and female animals function in certain ways. Those ways don’t work right unless one animal is female and one is male.”
Which has nothing to do with the legal definition of marriage. Male and female dogs cannot marry because they cannot consent to contracts.

“No amount of saying that 2 animals of the same gender are the same as a male and female pair will make it so, even if the government says it is so. Governments can’t make 2 + 2 = 5 by saying so.”
No, but governments CAN extend legal status to whoever the fuck they want to.

“B). It is not about a religious belief.”
It’s very much about the religious belief. There is no secular reason to think that marriage is entrenched in biology.

“It is a fact of life like the birds and the bees. That’s just the way it works. Make up a new name for your clearly different thing, and we can all get along.”
Nope. There are a couple hundred uses of ‘marriage’ that would not necessarily extend to any civil union or secular partnership or whatever.
Each and every business or agency (hospital, insurance, prison, school) which recognizes privileges for one’s ‘married spouse’ would have to be taken to court to prove that alternate partnerships counted the same as marriage.
Far easier to just grant them marriage, to give them the same rights, privileges, access, which is what they demand, and why.

Solomon King #fundie #sexist

"it makes God out to be a confused creator that doesn’t know what is best for the female kind”
Female KIND? You equate the gender to a different SPECIES? No wonder you worship a fucked up god.

God created all the beasts of the field to be helpers for Adam. He didn’t pick any of them. So this unconfused creator made the female kind (!?!) to satisfy Adam. And we got Woman.
I always thought that the original plan was for bestiality. I didn’t realize that there weren’t any FEMALES in the Garden until Woman. So god didn’t make Adam and Steve, but intended Adam and Fido. Or Adam and Ferdinand. Or Adam and Hoss. Something.

Tommiecat #fundie

“The reason I don't believe in evolution is that from the moment anything living comes to life it has to find food. Nothing in this world has time for food to evolve.”
Like, ten seconds on google and i find the bottom of the food chain: Autotrophs: These organisms create their own food and are the starting point of energy flow.
Photosynthesis changing sunlight into organic energy. Nothing else needed to evolve for them to start.
So, you’re wrong, you’re ignorant, and your opinion is worthless.

“We can't eat rocks.”
But we can eat lichen. Which eats minerals…

“We have to eat something organic wether dead or alive.”
But we aren’t even representational to the start of evolutionary theory.

“When God made this world he made it in perfect balance so everything could eat and survive.”
I remember someone who wrote into Talk Origins saying that God started everything because we can’t eat anything that isn’t organic. And he was a professional chef, he couldn’t think of ANYTHING that didn’t come from an existing life form.
Top three comments were: Salt. Water. Lye (from someone whose culture included a particularly nasty way of preserving fish).

Terry Mross #fundie

I can’t imagine that too many straights really like the idea that they must conform to your bigotry.
But the SNL skit for the Straights Only League locker room would be a hoot. Every motherfucker trying to OUT MANLY every other one… including the managers, the trainers, the doctor, the janitors….

Anonymous #fundie

“"Abortion is 100 percent safe!!!11" say the advocates of abortion”’
I don’t know anyone that says that.

“while ectopic pregnancy rises to a 30% chance after one and 160% after two.”
I wonder how that would work?
What is it about an abortion, which is done in the uterus, that affects the egg’s travel from the ovary to the uterus? No part of the procedure typically affects the tubes directly.
This would suggest that ANY activity in the uterus, including miscarriages and, well, PREGNANCY would increase the chances of ectopic pregnancy.
So, we had a kid. Our oldest. We had a miscarriage. Twins. Not ectopic. So, according to you, ducked those 70-30 odds.
But then, our second and third kid, twins, were not an ectopic pregnancy. How in the fucking HELL do you dodge a 160% chance?
Unless you use Trump’s price-reduction math somehow?

Skepticism #fundie

“If the information discovered in nature appears to contradict that in the Scripture, 1 of 3 things has taken place:
) Scripture has been misunderstood and misinterpreted
2) The scientific data is not mature or exhaustive
3) Both 1 and 2”
That’s two things. #3 is not a separate thing.
Sorry, I just can’t get past this logic error in what’s attempting to be a logical approach. You can’t get your ducks in a row.
Should read ‘…Scripture, at least one of two things has happened:
) Scripture has been misunderstood and misinterpreted
2) The scientific data is not mature or exhaustive
…or both.”

Your thoughts are not orderly, so I have to conclude all you have are emotional attachments, not actual logic.

AmazingNate #fundie

“This is all you atheists have to go on. Proof, proof, proof.”
This is not the flex you think it is.
I mean, Mrs. Koepernick said, “2+2=4″ and I said, “why?” And she showed me how it worked.
Mrs. Kleinkopf said that ‘The South Started the Civil War’ and I said, “how?” And she showed me how it happened.
Mr. Kytle said that the Founders wrote the Constitution, and I said, “what for?” And he showed me the Federalist papers.

And YOU say god is real, and I say, ‘Why should i believe you’ and you talk down to me.

"You want to challenge the Bible and say God doesn't exist because he was "made by man," yet you all believe in foolish logic that was made by man!”
Yes. man invented logic as a tool.
Man invented religion as a tool.
I don’t see why this is a conflict.

“And you've been duped at that!”
Somehow I don’t believe you.

“Did you know Darwin actually fabricated some of his proof to help his theory along (and don't ask me what the fabrications were because I only read it in a magazine once and don't entirely remember it all because it had to do with one of the really dumb, complicated ideas you all follow)?”
No, I did not know that, and apparently you don’t either.
Are you sure it was DARWIN that fabricated his observations? Because most of them have been repeated, verified, etc.
I know some creationists have fabricated things, like the tracks in Paluxy, to fight Darwin… were you confused by the article?

“ Who wantts to believe in a liar who makes stuff up to further the lie?”
Funny, coming from you.

“None of you have to believe a word I or any other theist say, and you don't want to believe it anyway, but God will be the one to have the last laugh in his glorious day of return, and you will unfortunately suffer with regret.”
And once more, there’s no argument the Christains like better than the threat.

Carico #fundie

“I just heard a statistic that atheists comprise only about 1% of the American population.”
Either MIS-heard or ‘made shit up.’

“That's because most people know the difference between right and wrong,”
Atheism =/= nihilism

“good and evil,”
Atheism =/= sociopathy

“moral and immoral.”
I’m really thinking ‘made shit up’ is a better term for anything you say.

“So since atheists have admitted they don't know the difference bewteen these things,”
Citation desperately needed, you shit make-upper.

“then it's a waste of time for all of us if you come here. No one is gaining anything.”
Ah. You want your echochamber to echo. Okay.

GTX #fundie

Andy Schlafly #fundie

“Atheistic science”
Well, that’s stupid.
Science is naturalistic and silent on the supernatural.
Science is secular whether atheists, christains, muslims, or hindus do it.

“predicts that earthquakes will be correlated with fault lines.”
Well, yes, earthquakes are defined as plates rubbing against each other.

“That is simply not true, as many recent earthquakes (Napa Valley, Japan, etc.) have demonstrated.”
Um, every Earthquake i’ve ever seen on the news, they were able to locate the epicenter and the fault line it’s located on.

“It would be fine if atheistic science”
Still stupid.

“admitted it doesn't know, but instead it claims it does know, but it is wrong.”
Feel free to show any earthquake NOT associated with a fault line. Seriously. Not just general handwaving.

“Atheistic science also fails to explain the many examples of beauty in nature, including the blood moon.”
Beauty is in the human brain. Not an intrinsic quality.
And it varies from beholder to beholder. More enculturation than a science fact.

“Biblical scientific foreknowledge, meanwhile, is spectacular in its success.”
Flat earth, solid sky, bullshit water cycle, mustard being the smallest seed, sun and moon closer to us than the sky…
SPECtacular.

Donald Trump #ableist #crackpot

@Malingspann #257124

I can see this. Fewer and fewer public appearances, which stop out of ‘concern for his safety,’ the Vice Pres makes a point, at first, to say ‘what the president wants’ with a few slips of ‘what the president would have wanted’ and then fewer and fewer references to him.
Until someone finally asks, ‘Hey! Whatever happened to ol’ Diaper Dudley?’

Becomes a movie where Topher Grace and Tom Holland have to sneak the president’s corpse out of a freezer in the White House basement and get him to the offices of Rolling Stone, before they finalize the next issue, so that the Jig will be, as they say, up.
Alec Baldwin has credit for playing ‘the corpse’ but in a private interview he says, “They just took a lot of pictures of me, a few measurements. I didn’t even know they were making a movie. And the fuckers stole my Diaper Dudley wig.”