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Lion Of Judah #fundie

“Atheists, have you ever thought why you weren't born 3000 years ago?”
Not even slightly…

“Now questions like this are so deep that not many men can think on this topic, because it's close to God knowledge.”
Huh?

“By question is, with all the billions of people that were born over the past 3000 years, why werent you born between then and when you were born?”
Probably because I wouldn’t be ME if i was born ten centuries BCE. Just a guess.

“The only option that makes sense is that God Himself personally setup what time you were to be born.”
That makes no sense, though. I don’t believe in God, so why would i use your superstition to answer a question I never asked?

“Now like I said, this question is so hard to comprehend that it's hard to put into words, but I hope you get the drift. :)”
The drift is that you believe in at least one god, and you jimmied up an effect for the express purpose of identifying God as the cause.
It’s pretty easy question to comprehend, it’s just not compelling for non-believers.

“So anyway, why weren't you born 3000 years ago?”
BEause my Mom and Dad weren’t born 3020 years ago.

Mack Major #fundie

“This is because demons are real. And whenever there is ungodly sexual activity taking place, demons will surely be found.”
Weird, then. Imean, my wife and I had sex before i even proposed to her. So according to you, I have permanently attached a demon to myself.
But if I’m addicted to sex by this demon, where is it?
I haven’t cheated on my wife in about 40 years of marriage.
Not at home.
Not on a business trip.
Not when the Navy sent me to distant ports.
Not even in foreign ports.
Where is this sex demon you warn me of?

HisdaughterJen #fundie

“1. There will be more mosques and Islam will become dominant.”
Didn’t happen.

“2. Racial tensions will increase.”
Yes, racists were threatened by a black president and are still angry about it.

“3. Gays and abortionists will be given more rights.”
Um… wouldn’t that contradict #1? both of them?

“4. Taxes will go sky high to subsidize special interests.”
kinda hilarious now that Trump is raising taxes to pay his rich friends.

“5. Christianity will undergo greater attack and laws will be passed that the Bible is hate speech.”
Didn’t notice this happening.

“6. Obama's pals will be appointed to his cabinet and include known terrorists and hate-mongers.”
As opposed to Trump’s pedophiles and rapists?

“7. Obama will accept terrorist organizations/countries and deal face to face with Hamas and Hezbollah to the detriment of Israel.”
Don’t recall that, but Trump tried to invite the Taliban to Camp David. And saluted a North Korea general…

“8. America's military strength will be weaker as Obama cuts military.”
Nope. However, trump has wasted a LOT of our military arsenal on stupid ego-driven invasions.

“9. Obama would give away our sovereignty to the UN or other global government.”
Uh huh…

David J. Stewart #sexist

Alan Vaughn #fundie

“Its as plain as the nose on one’s face that feminism is based ENTIRELY on bitter sexual jealousy and nothing else.”
I’m a feminist and it’s based on seeing women as worthy of equal treatment, equal opportunities, rights, and so on.
Who am I jealous of?

“It’s a ‘no brainer’.”
I believe no brains were involved, yes.

“The only possible reason I might have for doubting this simple fact about women (particularly when considering or discussing overweight, over 35 y/o FRUMPS), is that it seems that only you, me, Eric, Evilwhitemaleempire, Inclined Reader and a few more that could easily be counted on my fingers, out of about 4,000,000,000 other men, seem sure of this fact—”
I think you’re just making shit up.

“Is it possible therefore, that such a tiny minority of us could be wrong?—

—NO!
Not at all!”
I’m sure that’s not arrogance, and is mathematically solid opinion.

germanicelt #homophobia

“So I am the ignorant one, but you believe that homosexuality is not against nature.”
Yes, it’s natural. It’s been seen in a shitload of species…

“Any 5th grader knows that a penis does not fit into a penis and a vagina the like.”
I only use 5th graders to validate the Evil Overlord’s world domination plan.

“But you think thats natural.”
Yes, because I really doubt that gay lions are trying to scandalize their mother.

“Even if you approach this from an evolutionary perspective you still lose.”
Betcha You don’t know enough about evolution to say that.

“Homosexuality does not propagate a species, therefore it would be a rejection of the evolutionary process.”
Evolution doesn’t require all of the members of a species to reproduce.
It’s gene pools that evolve, not individuals. So if the gene pool finds any benefit from homosexual proclivity, it will be retained.

“But it is my opinion that gays can do want they want in private, it is their free choice. I am just against gay marriage.”
Noted.

SuperSport #fundie

“It doesn't look apelike at all. There are many explanations for how homo erectus' could have some of those traits..”
So…. NOT even slightly apelike, and there are excuses for the ape-like traits.

Yeah, that’s rational. Totally honest, too.

kramw #sexist

“Empty her drawers and closet leaving her NAKED AT HOME.”
The Sound of Music, and Gone with the Wind both have women making clothes out of curtains.

“If she wishes to leave the house to get the mail, well she can wear YOUR work shirt or bathrobe.”
I just gotta say, if I leave the house with my wife forced to remain naked, she’s going to put every piece of clothing I own into the shredder. Except maybe for the t-shirt she’ll use as a flag to signal distress to the neighbors…

“Then there's the asshole and pooter, definitely red, and the nipples.”
Um, my wife’s nipples are more of a chocolate.
But if i take her out without covering those, she’ll put ME through the shredder.

"A 3xl work shirt with 'BUD' on the name tag draped to her thighs, her arms within it clutching it like a rain poncho would make it CLEAR AS CRYSTAL that she is owned and off limits when we stroll into the 7-11.”
Um, no. Rather the opposite.
If i saw a woman treated that way, I’m pretty sure i can get a date from her just by offering clothes. Give her $300 to spend at Target, and NOT demand a blowjob, and i’ll never be afraid to eat anything she cooks.

A shipmate of mine used to say, “Show me a man who won’t go down on a woman, I’ll show you a woman who can be stolen.” Pretty sure you won’t go down on her, but treating her like a recalcitrant puppy has got to be worse.

KYJADE #fundie

“Marriage is defined by GOD, not by man!”
Well, we have a secular government, so we don’t use that definition.

“According to God,”
Not a legal basis for any US laws…

“We as humans, no matter how much we might want to change the definition of marriage, have no authority to do so.”
Well, it’s OUR definition of marriage, not any god’s, so we can do it all we want.

“That is why homosexuals can never be "married".”
Except in liberal churches, and in the entire US.

“If they want to have equal rights, protections, and tax responsibilities as married heterosexual couples then they can do so, but they must call that union something other than marriage.”
but they need to be called ‘marriage.’ Otherwise it isn’t equal. ALl the policies and rules and laws and bank loans that mention ‘married spouse’ don’t apply equally to ‘civil unionist.’

“Perhaps the union of people who lack christian morality is the beginning of the end of America, Obama is the perfect spokesman for them.”
Oh, move back from the keyboard for your feargasm.

paco-man #fundie

“It's obvious there are few if any atheists in Jericho.”
I did know a Missile Tech who insisted that there were no atheists on submarines. Right after he said that, five people raised their hands.

“We would see more chaos if there were more atheists in the town.”
Why? I mean, besides your bias and stereotypes?

“More looting,”
Never looted in my life.
Stole a few pens from work over the years…

“suicide,”
Uh, no.

“rape,”
Never once in my life.

“The people in Jericho are optimistic and act neighborly. You can tell these are people with strong morals who are bonded by their faith.”
I believe that YOU can tell that, but that’s not because the contents of your head reflect reality…

Soldier for Salvation #fundie

“Atheists: If there really is no God, then why does the sun travel across the center of the sky?”
You should look up the Tropic of Cancer.
It has absolutely nothing to do with my atheism, but I do fear that If i’m ever converted, I’ll become as dumb as you.

“The Earth is positioned so that the sun travels across the center of the sky. How can evolution explain this?”
Why would evolution explain the sun’s trajectory?

Warrior Monk #fundie

“If you do not think that the Bible is the Word of God”
I do not believe in any gods, so I don’t believe any religious book has any more authority than Aesop’s book of fables, no.

“and you think that every verse [encouraging destruction of native Middle Easterners] is open to interpretation”
Not exactly interpretation, but evaluation, like anyone else’s opinion.

“and that all interpretaions are equally valid,”
No, I don’t believe that.
Creationists interpret Genesis as literal, so the Earth is flat, the sky is solid, the sun is about a mile higher up than the Moon… So, no.

“what's the point of reading the Bible?”
To underline the dirty parts (“…whose lovers were hung like mules…”)

“Do you think the Ten Commandments are open to interpretation as well?”
Yes.

“How about the Golden Rule?”
Where do you think the ‘Golden Rule’ is written in the Bible?
Just, Old or New Testament please.

asbesttes #fundie

“Hitler was a evolutionist though.”
Except he wasn’t, he had Darwin’s books burned along with the gay and transsexual materials.

“He thought we evolved and that some races were inferior.”
Because that’s what he thought God intended.

“Im not a walking bibliography card so I cant always give you a source.”
Also, you’re either making shit up or you read gossip of people who make shit up.

“Go look Up the founder of planned parenthood though. If you look into her history youll see she was a nazi scientist into that perfect race stuff.”
WRong again. She said, ‘we don’t want to be accused of’ not ’don’t tell anyone that we are’

Garvan Ellison #fundie

“It seems that evolutionists are now prepared to concede that the sun is NOT fixed in the sky, but is, in fact, constantly moving.”
Yes, the whole solar system is moving. We’ve, uh, we’ve known that for a while.

“So now we hear half the truth, but when will we get the WHOLE truth (ie., that the sun circles the earth)???”
If you think that ‘the whole truth’ is Genesis, then you need to include that the sky is solid, the Earth is flat, the sun and moon and planets are INSIDE the sky, and the sun has a little doghouse under the Earth where he gets the night off.
Not going to happen.

“Also, what evolutionists haven't explained is, if the sun is indeed moving, then WHO is doing the moving, if not Almighty God???”
Physics. Inertia and gravity and that shit.

Crimson #fundie

“My BF cheated on me with his underage student”
SO, that’s rape.
Whatever she was doing, his choice was to sleep with a minor, thus rape.

“His therapist insists on saying "the victim" when talking about this girl instead of using her name.”
Does her name make her NOT a statutory rape victim?

"I understand that legally she's the victim.”
Which is maybe why the therapist refers to her that way, you think?

“But outside of that, absolutely not. She has ruined my life, she is no victim.”
Okay, but the part that made it illegal is the ‘slept with his underage student.’ Not her choices.
You need quite a bit more therapy…

ammundsen #homophobia

“You may want to celebrate homosexuality, but realize it is a bellwether for the end of our civilization.”
Well if a civilization needs to discriminate in order to survive, that civilization doesn’t need to survive.
I mean, I don’t support homosexuals because i think that capitalism is worth saving… Not how it works.

snoochies #fundie

“I think Monkeys having monkey babies disproves evolution.”
No, it only highlights that your understanding of evolution is a caricature of the science.

“Apparently we evolved from them,”
Nope.

“so why are they still here.”
My family came from Scotland. There are still people in Scotland. Answer that mystery and you might begin to see the answer to your stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid question.

“Until I see a monkey pop out a human, I will never believe it.”
No one cares if you disbelieve a lie… No one at all.

David J. Stewart #sexist #fundie

“I pray for God to help me find a Christian wife.”
And the Bible says that if you’re a good enough Christain, god will fulfill your prayers.
How’s that turning out, Davey?

"God created a woman FOR A MAN.”
Yes. Just not you.

“If she does anything else with her life, she won't be happy.”
Scoresheet so far says that all the women who marry you aren’t happy about it, either.

“I want to provide for a woman, and make her happy, and let her be her.”
No, you do not.

“I don't want to control someone's life, that is not me.”
That’s exactly you, Davey.

“That is how I feel. I want to be a servant to her. I think a good woman would love me for a husband, if she understood that my heavenly rewards become her rewards if she marries me.”
You have coupons?

“I doubt if one woman in 10,000 thinks that way, that is, with an eternal perspective (Colossians 3:1-3).”
I can’t imagine spending a year with you if it came with eternity in paradise…

mark-m #racist

“Ever since the fall (& I'm not talking autumn) women have had an obsession with forbidden fruit and a huge percentage of white women see sexual relations with a
black man in that light.”
I do agree that a major power in porn is the taboo. Whether anyone else knows it or not, you’re looking at anal or interracial or loli and get an additional thrill out of it.
This might be a motivation for some dating, but in that case you WANT someone to know that you’re crossing a line. You’re trying to make your father have a heart attack or your mother need smelling salts or your coworkers freak.
But the numbers of interracial marriage are too big to simply be performative art. The taboo element goes away if your parents don’t really care. If your friends are liberals. if your coworkers are open minded.
I started dating a woman because we had similar thoughts, desires, interests. And I went almost two years without mentioning her race to my parents.

I suspect you see what you see because you’re one of those people that interracial dating women would want to see squirm.

John Derbyshire #fundie

“Men who join the military are responding to widespread, innate male urges”
I wanted some experience with electronics before spending money on college. The urge was not to let an 18 year old determine my future, without experience.

“the urge to break things and kill people, for example.”
I maintained the computers that programmed nuclear weapons for flight.
I broke nothing and killed zero people. That was the entire POINT of a deterrence, too evil to contemplate, so if i did my job, no one died.

“Women who join the military are, by contrast, outliers in their sex.”
Citation really needed.

“They are eccentric and prone to behave eccentrically.”
That would be how you know they’re eccentric, yes.

“As a designated victim group, they are especially susceptible to the associated pathologies, e.g., victim hoaxes for attention, spite, or cash reward.”
Have you ever been in the military? Or been a civilian working a military-support function? MET anyone in the military?

Marcus, obormot #transphobia

“The reason not to use "cis" is that it was developed as a specific form of propaganda by transgender activists on Usenet in the 90s.”

I remember reading a science fiction story in the 70’s that talked about two different authorities for space travel, one being in charge of cislunar operations (satellites, space stations, shuttle travel between those destinations) and a translunar authority for trips to various bases on the moon and anything beyond Luna.
It’s not from the 90s you perpetually offended loon.

Henry Makow Ph.D. #fundie

“According to our definition of homosexuality, (i.e. promiscuity outside of love and/or procreation)”
Our? You and the voices in your little head?
Do they echo in all that emptiness?
Rode submarines for 20 years. All those guys rushing to stip joints to watch women dance naked, getting laid by women, chatting up women, and they’re all gay?
No, can’t follow the logic here, you just call anything you don’t like ‘gay,’ like you’re a tenth grader trying to fit in with the upper classmen…

John Wa(y)ne #conspiracy

This is hilarious.
All those old movies where the explorer knew there’d be an eclipse right before they executed him and used the ignorant savages’ superstition to his advantage.

Now the superstitious ignorant natives have cars and WI-FI and 30-year mortgages… And are still being manipulated by eclipses…

dolega84 #fundie

“It's a fricken Christmas tree!”
Dude, either have the balls to swear or don’t. These pretend-swears don’t add intensity, they just show you’re afraid of words.

“It's basically defacing our Christian holiday.”
Um… How? You guys slapped the ‘In The Name Of The Christ’ labe on an original Pagan tradition and suddenly it’s all about you? Totally owned and operated by Christains and ONLY Christains?
Please learn you some of that history.
Where in Galilee would they find an evergreen in the first place?

“Using a Christmas tree for your own purpose besides as a Christian symbol is f*cked up beyond belief.”
Fucking coward.

“ If they want to be a part of our faith and holiday, that great! But, if they use our Christian symbol for other than as a symbol of Christmas, that is so wrong on a level I can't even describe right now.”
Because you haven’t a single rational thought in defense of your self-centered and illogical emotions right now.

AreWeFree #fundie

“I can confidently say "all".”
Well, yeah, you’re on WND. I expect confidence.

“No one is really an atheist.”
Good thing I also expect balls-out stupidity.

"Its simply a lie they tell themselves.”
And your incredibly in-depth research of this topic and this attitude consists of, what, reaching up your ass and pulling it out?

"they haven't concerned themselves with finding out if this god will judge them.”
OR, I find all the arguments for gods to be a lot of biased, self-serving claptrap and I really, really don’t believe in any gods.

“Worse, they would have a cold heart that beats with dead, rancid blood.”
Nothing that’s been mentioned at any of my various doctor visits…

“How could any human mother or father allow their children to be condemned for all eternity just because their parent proudly, and with no actual knowledge, proclaimed there is no god?”
I haven’t proclaimed that you trash-diving raccoon. I just find EVERY argument unconvincing. Including those of the strong atheists.

“Such a person would be the worst of evil people.”
What is it that you don’t understand about the term, atheist? I don’t believe in an immortal lawgiver. I don’t believe in sins against such lawgivers. I don’t believe in any judges to assess our sins. And I don’t believe there is a place to punish or reward us for compliance or violation of the lawgiver’s laws.
Thus I do not spend a lot of time worried that my kids don’t obey the mythical lawgivers.

“Besides all that, the rest of the world all knows that the "atheist" can never be certain there is no judging creator god.”
No, but I see no reason to think the goatherds of 4000 years ago had a clue about one, either.

“So we know the atheist's last thoughts will always be, "What have I done! What if I've been wrong all my life and now I must face the god I denied?"”
Um, no. I don’t see that happening. That’s your masturbatory fantasy, watching the atheists fall into your superstition.

“Now picture the tears as this fool realizes too late not only his own horrifying fate, but also the one he helped his loved ones to share.”
Not bad for one-handed typing… Wonder how long it took you, though.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia

“And so, knowing that you are a science-based thinker”
Elon Musk is an Elon-based thinker.
Pretty sure his ‘high speed train’ effort was designed to fail. So other rich people would think, ‘Hey, if Musk couldn’t make it work, I’m not going to throw my money away on that…” and Elon sells more cars.
If anything, I’d expect him to set up a transition clinic, to fail, to convince people that transitioning is bad, and doesn’t work.

Mom First #transphobia

“Elon could end this, he hates it so much that it took his son away.”
He may have assigned people to explore his options. If he heard that transgendered individuals have been part of humanity for seven or eight thousand years, then whether or not he cares, he can see just how hard it would be to change anything.
While PITT likes to pretend it’s a fad that’s not as old as CDs…

Amargi #sexist #crackpot

“I’d like to think that those of us with a radfem consciousness have the ability to Spin/See much further beyond what any male identified patriarch could figure out.”

you sound like an incel. the ones who think their loser status makes them intellectuals, or the best choice for advising kings, or the moral elite.

I guess if everyone disagrees with you, you MUST be right AND your thoughts superior, huh?

hayden #fundie

"Alot of atheists claim that humanitarinism is a great alternative. But if there is no God then who cares about being kind to humanity.”
Um, humanity might, just off the top of my head.
We evolved as social animals. Being kind to our gene pool is a survival strategy. Don’t need fangs or claws if i can get 30 friends to help me beat the bear to death…

“It won't matter.”
Ah. Because if it’s not on your eternal record until the end of time,then it’s not worth ANYTHING. Like a glass of icewater on a hot day. No need to give you one, you’ll be in paradise sooner or later, right?

“We all fade to nothing, and we die. So who in the heck do I have to answer to.”
I answer to myself for most things.
Being nice to other people and not being a selfish dick is my desired self-image. Your mileage may vary.

“I can do whatever I want without fear of punishment.”
Might be a few people in prison with a slightly different attitude…

“ Hitler was ok..whose to say he was wrong.....”
Humans, thinking about the moral systems humans invented to make sure humans are protected from humans.
Your nihilismm doesn’t change my motivation.

“if there is no God, there is no wrong.”
Well, there’s no ABSOLUTE wrong,but that doesn’t mean we can’t invent smaller systems of right and wrong.

“ Sure, murder, stealing, fornication, homosexuality...anything goes without God.”
So what you’re saying isthat you’re not a moral person, you’re a psychopath who is on a leash.

“ Don't try to tell me that somehow "weather it hurts someone or not" is how we find right and wrong.”
I think it’s more about needless harm, myself.

“I'm telling you without God no one is going to stop anyone from all out murder and mayhem.”
We see school shootings all the damned time and God stops no one. So what benefit is there to believing in someone who will judge my killer much later…?

“If you think there is no God then "imagine" God just turning his back on the world for 5 seconds.”
Just watched Trump hold a wrestling tournament to line his own pocket at taxpayer expense. Seems very likely that there’s no God above him…

“I'll bet that death would come almost instantly.”
Thing is, as far as I can tell, we’ve been doing all this without any gods for the whole of human history.

Bryan Fischer #fundie #homophobia

“The pressure Big Gay has put on Indiana”
That’s as far as I got before i started to imagine Paul Bunyan in mascara and hot pants, twerking on the field at Memorial Stadium, cheering for the visiting team, putting pressure on the Hoosiers…

There has to be a better way to phrase this, but I am paralyzed by what’s written.

James Copper #quack #crackpot

brother Willi #fundie

“the ELECTRON”
A discovery of SCIENCE, not mentioned in the Bible.

“a negitive charged sub-atomic partical”
A definition of the science discovery not mentioned in the Bible.

“ that in 15 billion years has never gotten attached to the nucleus.”
Exactly how would you prove that it’s never happened?

“ opposit charges atract each other, this is a fact.”
This is a scientific fact. Not a theological one.

“so explain why a positive charged nucleus, made of protons and neutrons has never in all the time man has studied the atom been able to atract an electron to stick to it.”
Let me guess, you’re going to use all this science to prove….magic.

“No evidence exists that it ever has.”
But you declare that it NEVER HAS. Based on what?

“ You want me to believe in life from non life, this question should be easy for you”
You accept JUST enough science to try to disprove science. Kinda dishonest,there.

Anon #fundie

“u must be gay because the only people i know who are evolutionists are gay.”
How many evolutionists do you know?

“ people who are gay usually come from a evolutionary background.”
Well, not counting the angry creationists living in the closet.
And not counting every televangelist that’s been caught in a motel room with their prostitute.

“f-you”
Jesus Fucking Tap-dancing Christ, either have the fortitude to say what you actually feel, or don’t pretend to swear. If the word is bad, then the word is bad, and any effort to fucking convey that word is bad.

“u must be gay because the only people i know who are evolutionists are gay.”
How many evolutionists do you know?

Trinidad and Tobago #fundie

“I understand atheists very well.”
Somehow, I doubt that.

“We are all born with the belief of a God,”
No, we are not.

“atheists pretend this doesn't exist,”
Belief is a learned trait, not inborn.
You don’t see any kid’s first words are to correct the faith of his parents.

“it's like a "Fad".”
What is?

“Of course these kinds of dishonest behaviors of lying to oneself is often associated with other perversions(like homosexuality).”
So, you’re just name-calling and shit-stirring because you can. None of this is true.

wokecel #sexist

“So, I haven't had an orgasm in months.”
Okay. Maybe try different porn?

“I literally cannot fap without feeling depressed about humanity's biological urges being corrupted by the femoid hypergamy plague.”
You cannot FAP at all, or cannot fap to ejaculation? Those are two different things.
And hypergamy is not a trait that all women, or even most of them, exhibit. You being depressed about an incel exaggeration is just self-denial.

“Everything about sexuality seems disgusting to me now that I know roasties are out there letting Chad and Tyrone stick adderall up their asses cause "muh female sexual freedomz".”
Why does it affect you at all?
People you’re not having sex with have sex for fantasies you create just to taunt yourself?

“Fuck dis gay earf;”
Alright, then.

Candace Owens #wingnut

“They Left spent 4 years claiming Trump was not their President, except, he LITERALLY is.”
Except that Trump never acted like any state that wasn’t majority trump voters was his responsibility. I live in a liberal state so he’s not my president.

“Now they are saying that Joe Biden is President-elect, except, he LITERALLY is NOT.”
You misuse ‘literally’ pretty badly.

“Leftists either have no idea how government works, or they are severely media-brainwashed and deluded.”
They’re not mutually exclusive.

FidelCashflow #sexist

" Having to shake hands with a room full of stacies was suicidefuel”
And lucky for us,you survived long enough to share your misery with everyone.

“I had to go to a family event”
Are we talking reunion or more like a dance class recital with your parents dragging you there to see your sister?

“and once I opened the door I already felt like dying.”
Door’s right over there.

“i entered a room full of stacies, ranging from around teenage age to 25.”
Full of Stacies, huh? We talking all the women, or just a few that were actually that high-ranked?

“I had to give them all a firm handshake as is tradition in our culture.”
Uh huh….

“ And worst of all they all giga height mogged me. wtf im 5'10, how the fuck am i getting height mogged by all 6 stacies.”
Wait, SIX stacies is a room full?

And GIGA height mogged? Giga, as a prefix, means a billion.
A Giga stacey measured in centimeters is about six hundred miles bigger than you.
Even a billion nanometers is a yard. They’d be nearly 9 foot tall. Trips all MY fetish triggers,but I don’t see why you are complaining. Clearly, they’re not human.

“jfl the look on their faces, they where thinking "eww look at this subhuman, wtf is he doing here"
I’m guessing the answer is ‘my Mom drove us here.’

“An incel doesnt belong anywhere near that many attractive females”
Again, the door is RIGHT over there, right past the supply of suicide fuel.

MachZero #fundie

“Saying something is unnatural is not the same as saying it doesn't occur in nature”
That’s pretty much exactly the definition in this discussion.
Left-handedness occurs in about 10% of the population. it’s nothing like ‘normal’ but it’s not a sign of Satan cursing two kids in every classroom. It occurs naturally.
Homosexuality occurs in thousands of species on Earth. That’s more natural than divorce.

TrueNarniaFan #fundie

"Even if Chreationism is proven wrong,”
It’s wrong.

“I'm sticking to it.”
No one expects you to actually grow with new knowledge.

“ 1. Because it's a more satisfying belief that your life is worth something”
Yes, sadly the truth of science seldom promises you that you’re special.

“and 2. Because God's Word the Bible remains true.”
You JUST SAID that you’re supposing that a literal reading of Genesis has been proven wrong. For Genesis to remain the truthiness requires you to move that chapter to parable.

Mental-Out #fundie

“A girl just pretty much said this to me.”
I really doubt that. i mean, I believe that’s what you HEARD, but you incels filter reality through your hate, bias, and misogyny, so god only knows what she ACTUALLY said MAYBE ‘I hate being between boyfriends’ but also maybe ‘is this seat taken?’

“Holy fucking shit am I pissed right now.”
You’re an incel, women exist without your permission, of course you’re pissed.

“It's like someone saying their parents going on holiday for two weeks is more painful than the life of an orphan because the orphan doesn't know what they're missing.”
Yeah, still don’t quite credit your ‘quote’ as being all that factual.
However, I have had sex. Your entire demographic assumes that every pussy is identical for sexual sensations from the age of about 5 to about 24 hours after death. And that the passage that’s designed to squeeze out an infant is ‘worn out’ by multiple penetrations of something a little bit bigger than your finger. So, yes, you really don’t know what you’re missing. Doesn’t stop you from missing it, criticizing it, demanding it, and planning to destroy it.

Radagast #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

“I for one will be singing and tapdancing to my grave, as I look at how you witness your multicultural utopia go up in flames across Europe”
Don’t let us stop you.

Qui-Zahn #fundie

“My Biology professor consantly assumbes evolution to be true”
I don’t think it’s ‘assume’ as much as ‘has become convinced that’

“ and law.”
What would a law of evolution even look like?
I mean, how could you write a LAW that let coelacanth live to the modern day, while wooly mammoths died out about the time the Pyramids were built?

“The lecture is once a week, and for the rest of the semester, we will be learning about evolution. Ugh.”
Well, evolution will be made available to you, you might not be willing to learn what the fuck you’re talking about.

‘ I've asked many questions in class, and I never get any real answers.’
Betcha you got answers, but you were hoping to find a silver bullet to disprove evolution. Or expecting her answers to match your highly suspect expectations.

“ My favorite is when I asked her about the current idea that we are only separated from fish because our DNA decided to make more Amino Acids by chance.”
Your favorite was showing that you’re not prepared to even take this class, but also failing it?

Ritza #fundie

joelch2 #fundie

“The atheist says God doesn't exist,”
No, I say that no arguments for any of the gods are convincing.

“so it's up to him to prove it.”
No, not really.

“ I am not obligated to prove anything to the atheist.”
No, you’re not.
Unless you want your superstition legislated, or taught in schools as real, or useful as an exemption to certain laws, or a basis for discrimination.
Other than that, I really couldn’t care much less.

“Show me JUST ONE sentence in the Bible that is in error about Jesus raising the dead, healing the sick and crippled...”
We don’t know who wrote those gospels, though. Sure, names are assigned, but they were written long after the supposed events. So, really, I see NO reason to think that they’re eyewitness testimony or even based on reality.
Try again.

“Show me that and we'll talk”
This is pretty much my reason for atheism. No one can show me any reason to accept gods.

Zapem #fundie

“Nice try, Beron. It's a THEORY!!!!”
Everything in science is a theory.
‘Fact’ is an individual observation, not a superior form of theory in the science hierarchy.
Things fall, that’s a fact.
Gravity causes things to fall, that’s the theory.

“It says so right in those stupid books the atheists forced into the public schools.”
THere just aren’t enough atheists to force anyone’s policy.

“ You have no proof.”
Nope. Good point.
However we have literally tons of evidence.

“In fact, your Darwin dates have been disproven,”
No, they haven’t.

“ making that fact alone reason enough to get rid of it or add the rest of the theories.”
Theories are how your post here is bounding off of satellites to be read all around the world.

“You shouldn't be allowed to monopolize a THEORY and that's what you're trying to do.”
How does one monopolize a theory?
I think you mean we shouldn’t use A THEORY to monopolize SCIENCE?
You’d bejust as fucking wrong, but at least it would make a little mroe sense….

“Stay atheist. I don't care.”
Thanks for the permission.

“ But don't FORCE you ideas on me.”
Clearly, no one’s forced anything on you, including word definitions and basic science.

scout #fundie

“Well, yeah, evolutionism is simply a pagan religion.”
Yes, but no one practices evolutionism. That’s just an invention by creationists.

“Indeed, even when we breed dogs for different jobs, they are weaker, in terms of survival, as compared to a silly mutt.”
But if we breed dogs for a particular job, we’re NOT breeding them to survive in the wild. So breeding works…

“Mutation, when it occurs, is ALWAYS WEAKER, producing early death.”
Depending on which experts you talk to, YOU have between 30 and 50 mutations, traits in your gene pool that do not come from either parent.
If your bullshit were true, we’d all die in infancy.

“Evolutionism creates the fiction that mutation sometimes creates a stronger line. This never happens.”
Feel free to support that claim? Experiments? Or surveys?
Population trend analysis?

“The planet is dying, and it's not because of what we are doing, but because of what Adam and Eve did when they chose to follow Satan.”
Two kids without the ability to tell right from wrong were left alone with a bad actor… Sounds like the guardian fucked up, not Adam and Woman.

“Satan is the father of death; evolutionism is another one of his Orwellianisms.”
Do you know what ANY words mean or is this an AI just dotting the post based on frequency?

N.Y. Archbishop Timothy Dolan #fundie

“Last time I consulted an atlas, it is”
Was? Verbs have tenses for a reason…

“ clear we are”
Were?

living in New York, in the United States of America – not in China or North Korea.”
Okay.

“In those countries,”
Which we were not in last you checked…

“Our country’s founding principles speak of rights given by God,”
No, they do not.
The Declaration is not a founding document, just the first shot in a revolution.
And even the DoI doesn’t mention GOD. Just ‘their Creator’ which is a deist term.

“ not invented by government,”
But the creator’s rights are to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Not freedom of religion, speech, association… Those rights come from a givernment.

"and certain noble values – life, home, family, marriage, children, faith”
Citizens have a right to marriage? That’s going to be news to the incels…

“– that are protected, not re-defined, by a state presuming omnipotence.”
Ah.
No one is redefining marriage,numb nuts. They just question anyone’s right to discriminate based on sexuality.

“ And, what about other rights, like that of a child to be raised in a family with a mom and a dad?”
That will come as a shock to those that aged out of the foster home/adoption system without a mom and dad.
You’re just making shit up, now.

Liz Churchill and Elon Musk #crackpot #pratt #quack

“We actually lived through this”
First off, no you did not.
Second, SCOTUS said, over 100 years ago, that the state DOES have the right to vaccinate you against your will. So it’s not like ‘if enough people comply, everyone will have to.’ We already have the authority.
Third, wouldn’t this be closer to the dimension where our reality resides, if both figures were masked?

Scerdo #fundie

“Women are oppressing me”
I don’t think oppression is the problem for the individual.
Women look at you, or listen to you talk, and make an individual choice to not touch YOUR dick, not a general decision about a demographic.

“I sexually identify as an attractive male.”
Good for you! confidence is important!

“ Women have to accept my identity”
Sure. Once you announce that you’re an attractive male in your mind,they have to nod. Yep.

“ and need to be attracted to me.”
No, decisions YOU make in YOUR head are not behaviors that they have to adopt. Doesn’t work that way. I mean, if SHE identifies as a lesbian, you don’t have to suddenly find her not attractive, do you?

“ If you don't have sex with me, you are oppressing me.”
No, you’re just an attractive man, but not attractive in a way that attracts them.