Timjer

@Timjer

Y'SHUA IS COMING #fundie #psycho

Methinks that if you ever meet the “biblically real” Jesus Christ, you’d lynch him like the “filthy brown commie hippy” you’d see him as…

squareddimensions #conspiracy

We are created.

Alright, fine. Let’s assume then we humans were indeed created, either by god/gods/aliens/whatever. Still doesn’t prove in any way that the universe is not only finite, but also so small it exists solely around earth.

Besides, how does a infinitesimally small “universe” even prove the greatness of a Creator? Logic dictates an infinite universe inside an infinite multiverse would be more proof of such a claim.

Star wars and star trek

As much as I like them, only an idiot would think those two are scientifically accurate, especially Star Trek. Those two border more on science fantasy than science fiction.

Lauren Boebert, US Representative for CO District 3 #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

They claim he was the worst President ever, yet are absolutely terrified he would win if he ran again in 2024.

Well, yes, that’s why he was the worst president ever to begin with. Because he was still elected president in the first place, DUMBASS! Of course they’d want to avoid a repeat, because if history has taught me anything, it’s that people NEVER learn from history.

Lauren Boebert, US Representative for CO District 3 #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Ubermensch421337 #moonbat

Whine all you want, but nature is inherently very cruel (beautiful, but cruel). Animals are cruel to each other, plants are cruel to each other, fungi are cruel to everything… And I’m not even talking about bacteria and viruses.

My point being that, even if all humans were to turn vegan forever tomorrow, it still wouldn’t put a dent in the suffering of animals. Because cruelty and suffering is just that inherent to the system we all are part of. HUMANS ARE NOT THE SOLE CAUSES OF SUFFERING, ok!?

And this is coming from a person who tends to like animals more than the average human. I don’t want to see animals suffer. But I sure as hell aren’t going to starve to death to avoid eating the delicious remains of a cow…

Peace John #fundie

Bong Bacolot #fundie #psycho

What the fuck is wrong with you!? And don’t you dare justify it with “my beliefs”. As I’m pretty sure even 90% of true believing Christians aren’t that reprehensible!

Thomas Massie, US Representative for KY District 4 #fundie #wingnut

…Is- is this real? I mean, I sometimes joke about these morons being philistines (I hope that’s the right term) but I never dared to imagine there would be true anti-intellectualists of that magnitude in the US government!

facepalm FFS!! In the name of all that is sane and rational; how is the US even a world power at this point?

Nostalgia #sexist #pratt

Alright, let’s for a moment assume males and females are not equal (somehow). How can you prove that females, who are the birthing ones, are the inferior of the two? Women could, theoretically, be made to survive without men; but not vice versa. Also, pretty sure men are a variation of women, not vice versa, as why would men otherwise have nipples? Not to mention in most animals females are the larger and stronger ones; we humans are the nonsensical exception here.

Besides, if anything, the dominating nature inherent to most males causes more problems than it solves.

Signed, a true male.

Nabi #wingnut #conspiracy #fundie

Except for the fact that the “Proud Boys” are a blatant domestic terrorist organization… Also, pretty sure Canada is doing better than the US was under the Supreme Orange Leader.

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

@Anon-e-moose #77044

Let’s not forget about games like Skyrim, WoW, DB: Xenoverse, or STO. You don’t just choose your character’s gender, sexuality, & race (things that don’t even impact the gameplay or story in any significant way), but also your entire species!

They push their cancel culture to any voice of diversity. Why can’t they have spirited debate? Why can’t they celebrate voices of diversity? Why do they want to ruin anyone and everyone who disagrees with them? Whatever happened to science and logic? Whatever happened to civil debate in a polite and professional manner?

Dear lord! That mirror’s even shinier than Bender’s shiny metal ass!

Benjamin Fulford #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #ufo

We received direct confirmation from a U.S. three-star general that “the U.S. military knows the election was stolen; all hell is about to break loose.”

If the friggin’ generals of the US military “know” that, and have proof, why didn’t they provide said proof when Trump was in charge!? And why are they just giving that info to random conspiracy theorists rather than acting upon it and pulling a military coup?

I’ll tell you why; because there is no such proof and you are just full of shit.

Lauren Boebert, US Representative for CO District 3 #fundie #wingnut #crackpot

Honestly, even if the Space Force is a good idea (and I’m not saying it isn’t) to add to the US military (to invest in the future of warfare), I do understand it when people mock it. I mean, it’s not like they have much to do at this point, as we still don’t have an armada of Battlestars or Star Destroyers or similar for them to make use of.

No, I don’t think Trump was really thinking things through when he commisioned the Space Force. He just wanted change something big and just happened to pick something that wasn’t terrible.

The level of disrespect they have for those who serve is disgraceful.

Pretty sure it was Trump who openly insulted vets and marines and such… I think he (a draft dodger) called them “cowards”?

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Considering someone actually needs to talk about Video Games on a gaming related topic, who else is excited about the Mass Effect Legendary Edition (at least, more than about an “anti christ”? I can’t wait to replay the trilogy with better graphics and such! Oh, and RE: Village too, of course.

…Now I wish Femshep was here to SHEPARD PAWNCH these morons for their snide insinuations/disingenuous assertions/tabloid journalism!

David J. Stewart #fundie #homophobia #sexist

Gina Carano #fundie #wingnut

Litigious Society #wingnut

Democracy and differing opinions are often good… But this is NOT one of those situations. Morons who have no idea what a vaccine even is should in no way have any voice in opinions concerning a world wide pandemic.

OP, you are LIVING PROOF that Democracy inherently cannot work like advertised because people simply aren’t equal! Some people just insist on being dumber and more insane than others…

Kevin Sorbo #dunning-kruger #pratt

The sad thing is, people do listen to this idiocy. Because in fundie world, you’re not a celebrity because you’re right, you’re right because you’re a celebrity. Even if said celebrity status consists of just being “that guy who played Hercules”.

Also, pretty sure a certain divine, medicinal half-brother of a certain demigod would be facepalming HARD right now. I’m talking about Apollo.

Lauren Boebert, US Representative for CO District 3 #fundie #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

Sweaty-Lawfulness-46 #psycho

…What the FUCK is wrong with you?!!

Larry Tonjes #fundie

The U.S. is a theocracy

No, it isn’t. No matter how much you may whine, it isn’t. If you want to live in a theocracy so badly, move to Iran or something.

Paul M. Dohse Sr. #conspiracy #crackpot

Clearly, the election was stolen

Obviously not “clearly”, as Trump and his legion of lawyers haven’t managed to provide a single shred of evidence for it. To the point that most of his lawyers have either resigned, been fired, and/or discredited in their community.

Various incels #homophobia #psycho

And I like fantasizing about castrating incel scum like you without anesthetics. …No, not in Surgeon Simulator or anything, in blatant real life. Because sadly that’s where you subhuman garbage chooses to live…

Wayne Allyn Root #fundie #transphobia

I know it’s WAR talking (and therefore not making much sense anyway), but still, how in the actual hell does (re)introducing transgenders into the military in any way means they’ll be the US’s “secret weapon” against China?

Lauren Boebert, US Representative for CO District 3 #fundie #wingnut

Biden's whims don't trump the Constitution.

Neither did Trump’s, but where were you then?

Ron Ewart #wingnut

Donald J. Trump was one of the best presidents America ever had if you objectively judged what he did for America in both domestic and foreign policy

Such as…? No, really, give us a few examples of objectively good acts Trump did. But blatant subjectively good acts obviously don’t count.

Wes Penre #ufo #magick #conspiracy #crackpot

giant skeletons have been found all over the world

Don’t be ridiculous! We all know that Titan bodies evaporate very quickly after being killed, even those of the Nine.

Dylan #dunning-kruger #moonbat

No. I pretty much dislike all organized religions equally, but wether or not I dislike a practicioner of said religion greatly depends on the individual. People who, for their own convenience, embrace only the negative aspects & hateful parts can go eat shit for all I care. People who use it to enhance their lives and those of others are practically saints in comparison. I like a friendly, non-judgmental christian/muslim/whatever more than a mean, judgmental atheist, tbh.

Stonetoss #conspiracy #racist

Wow, you threw your racism into a beloved children’s cartoon… That’s low! How dare you.

Wayne Allyn Root #fundie #wingnut

Lauren Boebert, US Representative for CO District 3 #fundie #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

Doing his job as president is not being a dictator… And before you say anything, no. Trump was NOT “just doing his job”, he kept trying to usurp control over every part of the government he legally shouldn’t have power over. Up to utright staging an insurrection when it wasn’t going well enough.

Vuldykk #homophobia

As arp so greatly said; thing is, it doesn’t matter if homosexuality is natural or not. As long as it remains a safe, sane, and consentual act between two or more adults, who the frigg cares what happens!? And pedophilia is not accepted because it’s none of those things (safe, sane, and consentual act between two or more adults), not because it’s natural or not.

Pastor Hank Kunneman #fundie #wingnut

“No, I must kill the Trolls!” Hank Godman shouted.
The radio said “No, Hank. You are the trolls.”
And then Hank was a zombie.

Paul Bury #fundie #conspiracy #wingnut

I’m actually kinda surprised FFG doesn’t have actual gaming things to complain about, and instead have to make stuff up to be butthurt over. Weird, because Video Games tend to be controversial amongst fundies by their very nature…

Seriously, no complaints about the sexualization of “Tall Vampire Lady” from “RE: Village”, for example?

Thomas S Cowan, MD and Sally Fallon Morell #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #quack

Jebus…! The stupid is strong with this one…

Wayne Allyn Root #fundie #wingnut

SweetFreedom #conspiracy

…If his precious Emprah being kicked out and disowned means he “wins”, I’d hate to see what this moron considers losing…

Jenna Ellis #sexist #wingnut

It’s because conservative women VALUE our femininity and our immutable differences.

Methinks you have a very different definition of “femininity” than most women do. The fact that you consider “femininity” to equal physical attractiveness says enough…

No, most people (including males like myself) don’t see “femininity” as something so shallow nor as something that means you should be subservient and inferior. In the same way, I don’t think “masculinity” means you should be dominant and superior either.

P.S.: As much as I am more attracted to wholesomeness over sluttiness, I am still turned off by conservative and puritanical women.

Dave Daubenmire #wingnut #pratt

And I believe that humans are capable of rational thought. Yet here you Stormtrumpers are…

William McCall Calhoun Jr. #wingnut #psycho #fundie

the military and police are on our side.

That quote didn’t age well…

And if patriots have to kill 60 million of these communists, it is God’s will

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!

Big Chief #wingnut #racist

Last thing you want to do is put President Trump on trial

Well, he’s not president anymore, dumbass. And now that his precious Proud Boys have disowned him, a single trial is the least of his worries.

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) #wingnut #conspiracy

Wow, pretty sure even the hardcore left democrats weren’t that early with trying to impeach Trump…

And then these StormTrumpers dare claim that Trump was treated unfairly…

Shawntheimmortal942 #racist #conspiracy #pratt #dunning-kruger

…Shawntheimmoral is really losing it, isn’t he?

Good.

Shawntheimmortal942 #conspiracy #pratt #crackpot

Trump has condemned white supremacy and neo nazis

Oh? Color me surprised; care to show when he has blatantly done that, shawntheimmoral?

Various Trump Supporters #conspiracy #wingnut

Trump: “I’m gonnna start my own political party! With Blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the blackjack and the party! Eh, just screw the whole thing…”

Gymcelled #sexist

thinking we don't know how to wash ourselves or brush our teeth?

I mean, yes. Some of you have blatantly admitted this before. And since you incels do act like a collective who expels all “non-truecels”…

Ben Garrison #conspiracy

Who controls that government? The mega billionaires at the top of the pyramid, of course. They want it all. All the money. All the land. All the power. We will become their serfs and forced into obeisance by means of high tech whips and chains.

…Yes, exactly. That’s pretty much precisely what the Trump administration was all about!

MASHIA'H CHRIST BEN DAVID, SON AND LAMB OF GOD #fundie #conspiracy

Sane mind: If this book contradicts reality, then obviously this book must be wrong.

Fundie mind: If this book contradicts reality, then obviously this book must be right.

I don’t have anything else to say really. Other than in a sensible world such fundies would be classified as “legally insane” and locked away for their own safety.