7 Traits of the Macho Misogynist
Tuthmosis the Inbred
Tuthmosis is a Chauvinist-at-Large at Return of Kakistocrats. His idiocy has been covered by major media outlets such as The Huffington Post, Cosmopolitan, Vice Magazine, The Daily Mail, and Yahoo Shine. He's also been profiled by BuzzFeed and The New Statesman. You can follow him on Twitter.
One of the main reasons that patriarchy still manages to hang onto influential and mainstream positions in Western society is through the vital reinforcements provided by crab-bucket mentality idiots who willfully bully and shame other men for not being mindless thin-skinned sexists. This is the macho misogynist. These are men whose entire personas are predicated on keeping others from offending their fragile egos. They shame natural male behavior and spread the intellectualized delusion that are the same old anti-feminist talking-points. They publicly wave their dicks around, lying to themselves and others about their own sexual impulses and imperatives not being dysfunctional.
The great irony—and secret—is that they think share the same motivation they have for trying to learn the amoral dubious manipulation techniques they call “game”: to get the women into the sack (which they shamelessly admit).
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1. Gruff macho grunting.
They actually believe that there is an international Communist Feminazi conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. For this reason, they only communicate in gruff grants out of fear of sounding “gay” or “effete”, becaue their masculinity is insecure like that.
2. Condescending, smug idiot tone and eye-rolling.
Added to the character of his voice is a patronizing, dismissive tone (often with “upspeak” and common with obnoxious teenage know-nothing-know-it-alls and various other smug idiots. Rather than disagree with an argument on its merits, they slime through it like Ben Shapiro at a debate. To make matters worse, he artificially laces his speech with profanity, which rather than toughness, comes off like an abusive boor cussing at his girlfriend.
3. Overcompenssatory appearence, including cowboy swagger.
Aware on some level that being able-bodied is the closest thing to something they have going for themselves, they obsessively hit the gym (including steroids) and pound on their chests in an attempt to look tough.
4. Parrots word salad of incoherent chavinist talking points.
The macho misogynist repeats all of the made-up jargon of other hysterical misogynists (science fiction-sounding utterances like “hypergamy” and “evolutionary psychology”). They also participate in the misappropriation and abuse of once-sound, useful English-language words like “free speech”.
5. Cuckoldry alarmist.
Like any lock-step misogynist, the macho misogynist drops the cuck Card several times in any discussion, irrespective of subject. Like the word “smurf” in the 80s cartoon, the word “cuck” is slowly being eroded of meaning by its catch-all use for anything and everything. The goal of this repeated invocation is to further whip up an exaggerated hysteria around cuckoldry, make everyone believe there’s an adulterous wife on every corner, and make it sound like their favourite fetish porn reflects reality.
6. Enabling misogynistic hysteria by providing excuses for bigoted behavior and by demanding that others also walk on egg shells.
According to this guy—and all misogynists—it’s okay to be permanently contemptous of women if you’ve ever been victimized by them, however real or imagined that victimization may have been. By this rationale, I can permanently remain “apprehensive” and “morbidly jealous” of women “as a category” because that one girl I had a crush on did not spontaneously abandon her boyfriend to become my trophy wife. Furthermore, he excuses chauvinist hate-speech as simple “making-fun-of-you” not to be taken seriously, while simultaneously labeling anything said by the opposing side as 100-percent-serious hate-speech.
7. False veneer of intellectualism and academic grounding.
To lend some kind of legitimacy to his specious, problematic logic, he cites oblique academic-sounding references in a poorly constructed straw-man argument about what feminists use to prove the continued existence of discrimination against women. He engages in the typically chauvinist mental acrobatics that—when it’s all said and done—have turned night into day, made up into down, and rendered insecure posturing into True Masculinity™.
Like any outsider-turned-convert to a religion, the macho misogynist is always more radical—and dangerous—to the non-believer. If, like many men, you have the misfortune to have to be around them, tread carefully. Always looking to overcompensate for his inadequacies, the macho misogynist will do everything in his power to cut down a confident, masculine man—fabricating stories, running to the authorities, and anything else to throw you under bus—all to (hopefully) score a few points with his fellow macho misogynists.
FTFY.