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The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie

“Smashing the Idols that Mock the Lord thy God”

Cool, lets see how ya feel when I start smashing and burning your religious crap on my lawn(large crosses excluded for a very pragmatic reason). After as a Satanist these are false idols and blasphemous icons dedicated to a vile sky monster I abhor. Sounds any familiar? At least these would be actual items of religious cult, not some harmless anime figs.

Tim O'Brian #dunning-kruger #pratt

Oh sure, these weren’t “teh feds”, these were simply actual nazis parading in front of the wh. No theories necessary. You play with autocrats, you get nazis, simple as that.

Rachel #psycho #quack #transphobia

Thomas Stone #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

A most curious genocide indeed! Nobody is being killed and mixed couple have mixed kids all over… As I always said, racism should be classified as a mental illness and treated accordingly.

Catholic Apologetics Insight #fundie #wingnut #elitist

“traditional disciplines that Catholics see as essential to growth in holiness—such as asceticism, monasticism, religious vows, sacramental confession, and the Church’s developed mystical tradition.”

If only it was so… Meanwhile pig-like bishops, obese and stuffed with both money, lard and power beyond the scale. The church playing a political actor, the covered pedos and scandals, sex orgies with some dead from something that sounds much more like your god was She Who Thirsts…

Kylie Jane Kremer (Executive Director of Women for America First) #conspiracy #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Well if you go against somebody capable of total weather control, maybe you’re the deranged one, eh?

White House #wingnut

@stonykark #259060

To tell you the truth: Not my circus, not my monkeys. I’m a Canuck from AB and right now we have our own can of worms to close…

I do applaud any and all attempts to end that regime but to do it you need decisive force, a party that is not in billionaires pockets and a will to resist what they call the law. Also lots of people will most likely die in the confrontation. On the other hand do not think this will end when trumpoo the clown emperor dies, he will be replaced and the system will continue to grind, there is scantly any hope of rescuing this shitshow by democratic rule any more, much as it pains me to say.

Kathy G. #conspiracy #racist #fundie #wingnut #homophobia

Alex Collier #ufo #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy #mammon

Typical of these fellas, they see the huge problem of a capitalist society but instead of fighting to create a socialist state where needs are treated as rights not privledges they just go straight through and make up magical stories about some special wizards forgiving all their debts instead.

White House #wingnut

@Citizen_Justin #259022

Eh, there were a couple commie countries which were no worse than what the US was doing domestically to their citizens tbh. Not saying these were great in and of themselves(though I’d be mighty cool with a some socialist authoritarianism in exchange for housing as a right but it’s a personal opinion of mine) but for every strike they have put down with violence, there was at least one in the States that got the same response, specially if it was hippies/POC.

Course it has no bearing on what these cretins say, they just mean social democrat and that system has been working swimmingly in quite a couple countries till today without a glitch.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut

All other bullshit aside it’s real weird you would authorize specifically a version of the bible that was coined by a brit monarch, since you used to hate them so much, couldn’t make your own translation? Guess you were more than happy with the autocratic one…

rickbluecloud531 #wingnut

Don’t call to violence against minorities and political opponents and do not promote rape and criminal behaviour against women: Apparently too high a bar to clear for ya’ll.

Media Research Center #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

“George Soros is on a crusade to destroy the freest nation on earth and transform it into a hard-left, socialist state.“

Wish he would, really wish he would…

James Cashner #wingnut

If you’re so sure of your point, then how about you let people use their actual IDs you use in a liquor store to vote as well? It’s a legally issued ID after all, why do you demand shit such as a valid passport? Most folks only update theirs in preparation for a trip abroad and you very well know it.

White House #wingnut

Yeah, you very well can. Unless by patriot you mean nazi and we all know you do.

Babylon Bee #wingnut #homophobia

Babylon Bee: Where satire goes to miserably shit under itself and die in it.

Babylon Bee #racist #wingnut

@Indicible #258971

Think it’s their general “Might makes right” mindset. Since normal humour tends to jab at the powerful, they simply see it as a breach of their proper social order and to be punished as such.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #conspiracy

At this rate his comic strips will soon devolve into a single panel with the words: “I hate Jews” scribbled over and over.

Whiplash347 #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Awesome, you’ve totally stopped a fraud that wasn’t there! SO much winning.

Radagast #wingnut #racist

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia

@kuyohashi #258876

I see your reference and it is most appreciated!

ernstjunger #conspiracy #crackpot #moonbat #transphobia

dailydogma #psycho #wingnut

To be honest I wouldn’t mind a booze truck parking in front of my place, there’s a really annoying crossing I normally have to pass through whenever I’m getting my good time items.

Otherwise none of these folks have ever been to slavlands and it shows. Back in Poland almost everyone’s an alcoholic but we still have some pretty sweet and productive lives and at least in the nineties and early 2000s it was still very much normal to see a ten year old with a beer, puritanical murrican mentality can kiss my drunken, slavic ass.

Andrew Wilson #sexist #fundie #psycho

Well I’m not a “dyke” myself, well pansexual so I guess it might count under your gross categories but as a housewife for one I think you’re a damned chump, bitch. The savage hostility shows it all, you got played and now you’re pissy. Eat a dick.

ps. Eating pussy rocks.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut #conspiracy

YAY! 4 more years, grow the swamp! 4 more years, grow the swamp! Make DC a gator farm! Import Florida men in bulk!

pasta67 #wingnut

Fine. Monstrous but fine. Just be careful to remember it when you face a violent communist revolution from those you have finally pushed far enough. Hope as you get brutally beaten-raped to death, you’ll smile and remember you are just punished for being a loser.

Uwe Boll and Elon Musk #racist

So, a yank comes over to a third country and starts instantly murdering people and behaving like he owns the place? Say it ain’t so…

ps. Boll and Musk and Hammer, it’s a partnership born in ~~heaven~~ septic tank.

Military Trophy Park, Baku, Azerbaijan #racist #wingnut

Kajal Hindusthani #fundie #conspiracy #psycho #racist #wingnut

“conspiring, through halal-certified food, to make Hindus sexually impotent”

Never heard that particular blood libel before, guess serves me well for living in the eurocentric bubble…

Q the Storm Rider #wingnut #ufo #magick #crackpot #conspiracy

QUANTUM FINANCIAL SYSTEM = Magical Disappearing Money!

Lalit Sharma, Aman Swedia #fundie #conspiracy #psycho #wingnut

Wow, wow wow! Put a lil brakes on that Khorne the Blood God impression, kay?

Diane Yap #wingnut #elitist

Adorable. A human parasite telling struggling, working poor what they do and do not deserve… You and your ilk contribute zilch to society and humanity as a whole, personally in my opinion you lot should not be able to make a single dime from your internet yapping and shilling, much less anything tax deductible, you piece of rotting human shit. A person working a full time job should never struggle but I’d simply LOVE to see you forced to eat nutraloaves till you actually start contributing anything meaningful to the rest of us.

Allie Beth Stuckey/Abby Trivett #fundie #magick #conspiracy

More like hunger for $$$ scammed off the gullible cretins and superstitious grannies… It’s a good thing Etsy has these charlatans banned but not for the reason this clown thinks.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

seanzboutit #wingnut

He sure does… Now, all we need is to dump a bunch of lily pads, a population of frogs, couple mangrove trees and put in a wooden shack with an old, blind bayou man to live in and we’ll get the reflecting pool better than ever!

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia

Even for your PITTiful kind, you definitely take the cake for being the most self-absorbed, egotistical fuckhead.

ps. When will these cretins understand cis people change their names all the time? My sister didn’t much care for her given name so she changed it to a one that she feels better with. She’s as cis, as they go and oddly enough apparently to these asshats, my family never made a pip about her preference over “the name they gave her”. Fancy that…

Alex Collier/Elena Danaan #ufo #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

FB Anon #conspiracy #racist

To quote a certain old movie: “Aah! A JEW!”

Tatsuya Ishidia #racist

Looks like Tatsu here has finally become his own parody…

Greg Reese #crackpot #pratt #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

“Many respected scientists acknowledge that based on observations, you cannot disprove the geocentric model.”

Who does, fuckhead? Which respected scientists do? Who the fuck says that exactly?

California Astrology Association #magick

<@KeithInc.> #258062

Why, it sounds like a much more reliable product! Probably with a better return policy too.

Vox Day #sexist

“The satanic inversion of the cheerleader is the critic”

What da fuq did I just read?

michaelprue9024 #crackpot #wingnut

Okay so you didn’t lose the war because it was never formally declared… AHAHAHAHAHA HA! So there.

Le Libre Panzer #wingnut #psycho #dunning-kruger #racist

Millions of dead nazis but I think if you give up yourself as obvious target we can do better this time around! My thanks to all the brave men and women of the red army for eviscerating your particular degeneracy with gusto. Be afraid, be VERY afraid little nazi.

ultramaga #wingnut

“you managed to murder an unarmed man”
And who is this “you”? Some other brand of rightists you happen to dislike?

“the ordinary people are moved to hate you”
How would you know that? I’m going to celebrate that dead bitch, till I croak myself. He died in an exact ironic way as compared to his waste of breath life he led and far as I’ve seen people comment on his death, by far the most were barely containing their laughter. Sure, a bit in bad taste, you could say but I ain’t no Jeebus the Merciful and I’m more than happy to wish/enjoy death of certain tumors on the human species.

ps. Don’t ya worry, lil shithead, when it will come to Trumpoo the Great Turd, I’m prepping a weeklong feast with booze and my famous chili(it’s kinda famous around our parts) while our speakers will boom “ding dong the bitch is dead” for at least two days straight!

Dennis Kelly #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #wingnut

And yet proud we remain. Perhaps Lord Luci’s protection is stronger than your grand genocider’s desire to kill us all?

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut

“Beautiful Europa”

How would you know?
Your bootlicking is as tedious, as it is disgusting. You have clearly not ever been to, else you’d know that the only marks the nazis made upon it were in blood, death and smoke.

nihlniisadxhai #racist #psycho

I just got a one wor… BLARGH Just fucking get fucked by a woodchipper you sick abomination.

Lana #magick #mammon

“Large orders may require up to 5 business days.”

Well, of course, bullshit doesn’t gather itself, y’know!

RabbiShekelbergGolemstein666 #psycho #wingnut #racist #transphobia #homophobia #enbyphobia

Used to drown these kind of chucklefucks in laughter back in my day. It’s literally a copypasted script they are writing. It is sort of like going at the hospital and screaming “You’re all gonna die! Your families and your doctors are lying to you!” These people are more hilariously pathetic than insulting or hurtful.