TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

Sheri G Frushay #wingnut #conspiracy #fundie #god-complex

Telestai Nexus #crackpot #quack #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

We now know that bacteriophages and other “viral” critters only exist in the severely malnourished imagination of visionless, grey business men! Contagion is a myth too.

Bullshit. When the COVID lockdowns started, I was attending classes at the local community college, which of course turned into online classes pretty damn quick. And when we eventually did start to have classes in actual classrooms again, we were in “face mask wearing and social distancing mode” still. I noticed in all that time, I didn’t get so much as a little bit of a sniffly nose, let alone what I would call a cold. Then not too long after all that, I started a job where I’m among the public, and I’m back to the usual thing of getting a cold at least a few times a year.

Alone-Conference-896 #fundie #homophobia

For those who will argue that homosexuality IS okay, please refer to 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Romans 1, Leviticus 18:22, Galatians 5:19-21

Galatians 5:19-21 does not mention homosexuality whatsoever.

Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.

I guess maybe you could interpret “emulations” as homosexuality, like it’s a woman emulating a man or something?

I am a Christian and working on the assumption that you are too.

This was posted on the “r/christianity” subreddit, which says in its little blurb on the right side (I’m sure there’s an actual word for that, but I don’t know it)…. “/r/Christianity is a subreddit to discuss Christianity and aspects of Christian life. All are welcome to participate.” So, maybe you shouldn’t make such an assumption? They didn’t say “only Christians are welcome to participate” did they? (which would really be a pointless rule to have, because how would they know?)

LockdownIsLame #senpai_noticed_us #fundie

@Shirogane #253846

I’m trying to remember the name, but she had a buddy who apparently thought he was a cartoonist, used to post “artwork” of his, making some totally fundie point or another. What always made me laugh about that was this guy was presumably an actual adult, but his artwork was like…junior high school level, really.

Anons #sexist

Ellis Washington #wingnut #crackpot #racist #conspiracy

I have to wonder if “The Art of the Deal” mentioned Trump’s stint as the owner of the United States Football League’s New Jersey Generals franchise in the mid-80s. Ya know, the USFL that folded after its 1985 season, basically because Trump led a plan for the league to move to a fall schedule to more directly compete with the NFL and even led them to sue the NFL, in hopes of forcing a merger. Suffice it to say, that plan totally failed. The USFL did actually win their lawsuit…and were awarded a grand total of 3 US dollars.

Lisa Renee #crackpot #ufo #magick #mammon

Looker for truth #racist

A Jewish dictator from the 1930s once uttered, “What good fortune for governments that the people do not think.” This was sound logic, but terribly twisted sense. As perverted and Jewish as this bully was

Wow. That’s like…twin-turbo-antisemitism right there, folks. I guess if being just plain-old antisemitic ain’t enough for you, you can always say Hitler and the Nazis were Jews???? Seriously, what the actual fuck…

GK #wingnut #pratt

The right to a peaceful assembly exists.

And so does the right of free speech! What is a protest BUT free speech?

LockdownIsLame #senpai_noticed_us #fundie

Oh wow, the link is to a quote of “Lady Checkmate”, from 8 years ago. That brings back some memories. I (along with a few other people from here) used to get into it with her in the comment sections on “Christian News Network” and a few other places. I got banned by her a few times for really doing nothing worse than not being a fundie myself, I think. I even had the idea of coming back under new accounts and every name I used was another one related to a Queen song, but of course nobody ever caught on to that, lol.

But aside from all that…yeah, how the fuck is children seeing adults naked such a horrible thing, as long as it’s not in a sexual way???

william morrissey #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

The Dems, work for satin

I guess you’re saying Democrats are cut from a different cloth? Or maybe you’re just losing the thread? Maybe I should stop asking things like that, I shouldn’t needle you sew much about it. I think we ought to all work on keeping the fabric of our nation together. Iron out our differences, even. But I’ll stop with these puns before I put myself in stitches!

Diana-lostandfound #sexist

@Shirogane #253662

for those of you who don’t know, “febfem” means “female-exclusive bisexual female.” As in they will only date AFAB people (they’re pretty much all TERFs.)

OK, I’m half-drunk and tired right now, so maybe I’m missing something…but how the hell is that not just an unnecessarily complicated way to say “I’m a lesbian who doesn’t want to date trans women”? How is “female-exclusive bisexual” not totally an oxymoron?

Lookerfortruth #racist

Elvis released three albums of gospel music. That’s gospel music as in…Christian songs. Such a Jewish thing to do!!! (he said sarcastically)

Though, I guess that’s not as bad as the worst lie that I’ve ever heard regarding the “King of Rock n Roll”…that being the claim that Hulk Hogan once made that Elvis was a “Hulkamaniac.” Now, I’ve heard that Elvis was indeed a wrestling fan, but he died before anyone knew Terry Bollea as “Hulk Hogan”. In fact I think at the time Elvis died, the future Hulkster was still playing bars in Florida as the bassist of a rock band.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

On Aprils Fools Day 2026
NASA launched the Artemis rocket that like all the others did a nose dive into the Atlantic Ocean

Yeah, the rocket parts and other stuff did, which is exactly what they’re designed to do. The actual Artemis capsule, as in the part with the people in it, splashed down in the Pacific, somewhere outside San Diego. Which, again, was exactly was what it was designed to do. It’s almost like NASA knew what they were doing, ain’t it?

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #conspiracy #racist

King Edward VIII was apparently an admirer of the Nazis. Maybe things turn out different if he hadn’t had to abdicate, I dunno really.

Shawn Taylor/Alexandra Bruce #wingnut #crackpot #racist #transphobia #conspiracy

all under the guise of "Climate Change", “DEI” and “Trans Rights”.

I don’t even begin to understand how climate change and trans rights would factor into this smorgasbord of conspiracy theories, but it is kinda “DEI” though. There’s Canadians, Mexicans, Chinese…and I think I know who the “bankers” are supposed to be. I’m just saying, it’s a pretty diverse and inclusive group for something that is supposed to be “under the guise” of DEI.

Edward Hendrie #quack #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

Anon #conspiracy

When the spinning ball-Earth is finally exposed worldwide for the 400+ year deception it was

“400+ year”???? Eratosthenes famously calculated the circumference of the Earth (pretty accurately at that) over 2000 years ago! OK, I suppose it’s technically correct, as over 2000 years is “400+”, but still!

David J Stewart #sexist #fundie

No doubt many woman like to wear tights, pants, slacks and other unladylike forms of clothing because they are convenient and comfortable, but I again remind you that someone is always watching ladies.

Hmm, did he omit a comma in that last part? Did he mean to say “someone is always watching, ladies”? Because it sounds like Dave is the one “always watching ladies”! I can’t say that I don’t, but at least I’m not a hypocrite about it. I bet the church staffer in the “tight black leather pants” was hot, too.

The Hellenist #homophobia #dunning-kruger

I totally never go to any gym, but if I did, an “air-conditioned democracy gym” sounds like the one I’d pick! Notwithstanding that I have no idea what a “democracy gym” could possibly mean. Working out outdoors is fine, I guess, if you’re into that, but hey, I live in southeastern Michigan, ya know. We have, like, all the weather. Sometimes all in the same day, lol.

Fritz Berggren #fundie #racist #conspiracy

— Jews blackmailed Pontius Pilate into crucifying Jesus Christ (John 19:12-13)

OK, but isn’t that like supposed to be the basis of Christianity, that Jesus was crucified and was resurrected? If Jesus wasn’t executed, Christianity ain’t a thing, right? So then why be mad at the Jews for that, if you wanna blame them for it?

Looker for truth #racist #conspiracy

@leyo3 #253491

Yeah, I thought both of those were “everybody” things. Like, if we ever establish communications with intelligent beings from another planet who are at least somewhat human-like, I’m pretty sure they’d have porn and some form of recreational drugs. Of course, if they’re something like the lizard aliens from Harry Turtledove’s “Worldwar” series, then all bets would be off.

Laura Wood #fundie

So, the Pope isn’t Catholic now? Do bears still shit in the woods?

Kyle Nazareth #fundie

Even if theistic Satanism may function like a religion, it is not one substantively, in any correct sense of the term.

Why the hell not? The most common reason that I’ve seen people giving for why something is not a religion is that whatever they’re talking about is not actually theistic. “Theistic Satanism” would certainly seem to pass that requirement! Though, I think the vast majority of Satanists today (which I guess would be the Church of Satan and the Satanic Temple) are actually atheistic.

But even aside from all that…if something “functions like a religion”…well, it might as well just BE a religion, right? As the old saying goes, if it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck.

BirthofaNewEarth #crackpot #quack #conspiracy

People need to understand that all of the frequencies being used for wireless systems are in the ultrasonic range.
Your cell phone is using ultrasonic apps and is emitting ultrasound 24/7.

Of course, because sound waves and electromagnetic radiation like radio waves are totally the same thing! (he said sarcastically)

ReptileSailor #wingnut #sexist

Now, imagine two workers who are exactly the same (they even have the same salary) except for one thing: one is male and the other is female. This is a place where there isn’t equivalence, and thus there is no equality. Why? Because in order to have equality you need both workers to be male or female because inside the conditions of equality women cannot be paid or hold the same jobs than men. Men and women are different mostly (in my honest opinion, only) physically, but the point is that one difference it’s more than enough to be different.

That is one big hot mess of a statement. First the two hypothetical workers are “exactly the same” but then, no they’re actually not, because one is female and thus smaller and weaker? And, of course that ain’t always the case. I’m a big guy myself, but I’ve known women who were stronger than me. (which is kinda hot in a way, but that’s neither here nor there, lol)

Kim Goguen #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Hitler Religion #racist #fundie

Demons cook up the plan, Jews carry it out.

Jews do exist, but sorry, demons don’t.

Grizmo #fundie #quack

In biblical times, humans had the ability to live up to 1000 years

The Bible doesn’t even say that. Methuselah was said to have the longest life, dying at 969 years old. I mean, I guess 969 is pretty close to 1000, but it ain’t 1000.

Laura Wood #fundie #wingnut

One good thing, sort of a “side benefit” I guess, about being an atheist is that I don’t have to give a damn about stuff like this. I don’t have a dog in the fight, so to speak.

u/icandodge #moonbat #sexist

Porn will never be free speech.
Porn is imagery. Porn is media. Porn consists of videos and photos.
Those are visuals. Not speech or text.

Visuals are 100% absolutely covered by “free speech.” That seems like a really weird argument to me, because I’m not aware of any time where that hasn’t been the case. If I wanted to look it up right now, I’m guessing I could find some Supreme Court decisions that said so.

Porn is not freedom of speech or expression, nor is it a "right". Porn is the exploitation, commodification, and dehumanization of real human beings - namely women - and nobody reserves the "right" to partake in such a thing or derive pleasure from it.

That’s maybe a little bit better of an argument against porn than the last one, but I still don’t buy it. Sure, some women HAVE been exploited by the industry, but can you say every woman who ever did it was? Especially today, in the age of “OnlyFans” and such. Women can, of their own free will, post pornographic content of themselves online. Who’s doing the exploiting there? Themselves??

Also, ya know, what about men in porn? Does that just not count for some reason?

Parents with Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia #psycho

I already thought PITT was pretty fucked up, but damn, that post makes me realize they’re even more fucked up than I knew.

Eclispe #crackpot

What does the eclipse that occurred during Elliot Rodger's birth mean for him and all of humanity?

It means exactly jack shit because eclipses are just a thing that happens because the Earth, the Moon, and the Sun are sometimes lined up in a certain way. And as you literally said, one happened NOT on the date of his birth, but “exactly 13 days” before. As if 13 days has some sort of significance you’re not telling us about?

Anon #fundie

@Timjer #253087

In slightly more seriousness, for me the attraction to Succubi comes mostly from the “Succubus in love” trope. Something about the embodiment of carnal desires actually falling in love with a mortal and remaining faithful to them is very wholesome to me.

Oh yeah, definitely! I’ve read a few “haremlit” series with a character like a succubus who falls for the protagonist, good stuff. It’s not the same thing, but KINDA similar maybe…one of my favorite series in that vein is “Villain For Hire”, where there’s a woman the main character meets who’s a very powerful psychic, and can basically get any person to desire her if the wants to…but the protagonist is like the one person she’s met who can resist her powers, so she’s immediately attracted to him, lol. (Also the premise of that series is kinda awesome…a villain with superpowers who’s paid and takes pride in losing to superheroes, lol)

Laura G #transphobia

My only son, I will never have biological grandchildren.

Is that really like the end of the damn world or something though? I dunno, maybe it’s because I’ve never had children myself, despite being 49 years old (as of today! woohoo Happy Birthday ME!)

Master Luke Robinson #god-complex #psycho

I think that’s more of a “philosophy” than a “religion”…a religion is something more formalized, I guess. But anyway, whatever you wanna call it, it sounds to me like your “religion” is just “being a dick.”

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

@Bastethotep #253139

As such, even if Diana were alive, she would most certainly not be Queen of the United Kingdom.

And Melania is apparently a Catholic, which would disqualify her there. Or is that another part of the “deep cover”??

She took the name Melania Knauss and used modeling as cover.

Then what the hell happened to who I guess I’ll call the “original” Melania Knauss, who was born in 1970, 27 years before Diana “took the name”? Or are we trying to say she didn’t exist? Because just from looking at the Wikipedia article about her, she made appearances as a model before then.

Q the Storm Rider #crackpot #wingnut #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Council of the Republic of the National Assembly of Belarus #homophobia

"propaganda of homosexual relations, gender change, childlessness, pedophilia."

One of these things is not like the other!

Punishments for people producing propaganda of pedophilia, OK, sure…(though I suspect they might be overzealous with it)…and for LGBT stuff, obviously I don’t agree with that, but not all that surprising to see unfortunately….but “childlessness”???

Tony Crowe #conspiracy #racist

There is no risk of any nuclear weapon as they are fake and a hoax.

I think people who were in Hiroshima or Nagasaki in Japan in August 1945 would disagree with that!

Something I didn’t think of before I typed that…does this person also think nuclear power is “fake”? I mean, I live where I can often see the steam from a nuclear power plant if not the stacks themselves. And if I remember right, there’s been talks about shutting the nearby coal-fired plant down eventually. And there’s the famous instances of nuclear power plant meltdowns that have generally fucked things up, like Three Mile Island and Fukushima, to name just a few examples. I don’t think it’s a big leap of logic to come to the conclusion that if nuclear power exists, and can cause bad shit if something goes wrong, hey, maybe someone could make a weapon out of that.

Fritz Berggren #dunning-kruger #pratt #fundie #conspiracy

@leyo3 #252844

There are multiple channels on YouTube (SciManDan is a good one, but there’s definitely a lot more) that spend a lot of time responding to flat-earthers videos.

Clif High #crackpot #sexist #racist #wingnut #ufo #conspiracy

To survive a ‘working life’ a body relies on testosterone. To endure the grinding pressures of the industrial side of humanity both physically and mentally takes much more than ideology.

Clif here has either never worked in a “blue-collar” job in his life, or he’s flat-out lying, or is blindingly stupid. Possibly at least two out of those three possibilities, take your pick!

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

I am not a parent of a trans-identified child/adult. However, I am a mother of three small children. Please accept an offering of a poem. I don’t have first-hand familiarity with today’s ”trans world” or what many of you have gone through.

So, in other words… “I don’t have any experience with this, but I’ll offer my opinion anyway!” And not just an opinion, a poem at that. If you can even call that a poem.

Fritz Berggren #dunning-kruger #pratt #fundie #conspiracy

Yet many of us have been near the equator, on the ocean, and it can be flat calm. Mariners experience the “doldrums,” no wind at all for weeks on end

OK…next time you’re near the equator, instead of looking at the calm water, look up at the sky. You’ll be seeing constellations you wouldn’t see from farther north, or south for that matter. Like how I, at a latitude of roughly 42 degrees north, can’t see Crux, also known as the “Southern Cross.” I’d love to see someone try to explain how that would make any sense on a flat earth!

NASA says that the earth has a circumference of 24,000 miles, and that earth rotates once every 24 hours — thus surface speed at the equator is 1000 mph, faster that the speed of sound

I don’t know why the fuck flat-earthers seem to blame everything they think is wrong on NASA. As if they’re the single source of all geological and astronomical knowledge. Eratosthenes calculated the Earth’s circumference more than 2000 years before NASA was even an idea that anyone had. He didn’t get it EXACTLY right, but 24,000 miles is actually more off.

ZINK #elitist #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

“Almost overnight, the Zelda fandom became a majority of noobs.”

OK, then, how about being happy that there’s a bunch of new fans who are literally gonna keep the fandom alive? And they’ll likely check out the old games and think “damn, this is cool!” and etc. (or at least as long as they don’t play “The Adventure of Link” first and inevitably get frustrated by how FUCKING HARD that game is!)