TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

Benny Johnson #wingnut #sexist #psycho #fundie

Canada gave us John Candy, Canadian Bacon, Rush.

First of all, hell yeah, Rush kicks ass…

But also, they gave us Neil Young, Bret and Owen Hart, Roddy Piper, Edge (and a lot of other pro wrestlers), football games where the teams sometimes punt the ball back and forth to get one point at the end of a game…and of course, hockey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATRRlE4zohQ

God's Lonely Man #sexist

My mother is super annoying so whenever she's nagging me I just hiss or growl at her in response.

Are you a person, or a bad-tempered cat? Bastethotep’s new cat sounds nicer than you, actually. Probably more housebroken, too.

Stina Garbis #ufo #magick #quack

from the Andromeda galaxy star system

Is this person aware of what exactly a galaxy IS? There’s quite a lot of stars in them. A quick Googling tells me the Andromeda galaxy is estimated to have about one trillion stars, in fact. I’m just saying…that’s not very specific.

Donald J. Trump #crackpot #psycho #wingnut

Stephen Colbert is a pathetic trainwreck, with no talent or anything else necessary for show business success.

Keep in mind, he’s talking about a guy who has basically had his own TV show for 20 years now, first on the “Colbert Report” on Comedy Central, and then as David Letterman’s successor on CBS’s “Late Show.” I think that qualifies as “show business success!” Personally, I was a big fan of the Colbert Report, I thought he was hilarious on it…and yeah, that was helped by the fact that he was parodying conservatives, but even in some parallel universe where he was parodying liberals, I would have at least acknowledged that he had talent.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

@Malingspann #244210

…there’s a “lesbian” version of chess where each player’s pieces include two queens and no king.

I’ve heard of a lot of different “chess variants”, so I wouldn’t be too surprised if someone has already come up with that. Now that I think about it, it would be kind of interesting…like either the king has the moves of the queen, or there’s two queens and either one can be checkmated? (or whatever word you would come up with to describe that, since “checkmate” comes from words in Arabic, I think, meaning “the king is dead”)

Donald Trump #wingnut #god-complex #dunning-kruger

WTF? I always thought when the US Navy names a class of ships after a person…first of all, it’s named after the first ship built of that class, and those are usually named after a person who’s passed away and has served in the US Navy or the Marines. Hence “Nimitz class”, “Lewis B. Puller class”, “Gerald R. Ford class”…..

distressed parent #transphobia

@Smithnikov #244277

I was wondering that myself! “Playing Dungeons and Dragons with a bunch of girls”? In high school? I would have absolutely LOVED that back in my (long-ago lol) high school days. I’d have been the envy of every other kinda nerdy guy…hell if I know how that would have somehow turned me transgender, though.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

Oh, I know what instigated the avalanche.

I know that one…the owners of the Quebec Nordiques, when they decided to move their NHL team to Denver! Oh, that aint what you were talking about? Well, honestly, that’s more interesting.

Fritz Berggren #fundie #racist #conspiracy #transphobia

Whites and Christians

Those aren’t always the same thing. I know a black pastor, who in fact, helped me out a whole lot when I was going through a rough time in my life. Maybe because I’m an atheist, I don’t know who’s really a “true Christian” or not…but this guy and Pastor Boone…they ain’t practicing the same religion.

Lord Frogmire #ableist #elitist #dunning-kruger

Autistic people are only able to pattern recognize in the very specific thing they’re obsessed with.

As a autistic person, I resent the implication that we’re only obsessed with one thing! I’ll have you know I have multiple obsessions!

[deleted] #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia

I guess it was a different time when I was in high school (class of 1995). Obviously it wasn’t talked about as openly then, ya know…I think I knew literally TWO people who I knew for sure were homosexual in my time in high school. And that was because I was friends with them.

AsianVoodoo #forced-birth

Having a baby has made me unapologetically pro-life with no exceptions.

I’m pro-choice, but…I actually can kinda understand that…but that’s IF you’re going with the whole “consistent life ethic” thing. Where you’re against abortion, and also against capital punishment, assisted suicide, and euthanasia, and against killings in war. I don’t agree with all that myself, but like the name of it says, at least it’s consistent. Like George Carlin said, most “pro-life” people seem to be really just “pro-birth”.

Demi White #wingnut #pratt #racist

You can't have it both ways. You can't try to sneak into the country in the middle of the night as a thief and then burn our flag, cuss America out, call for the death of our president, burn cars and loot store in protest and then wave the flag of the place you came from.

OK, that’s quite a list of things, and they’re definitely not all equal! I’m pretty sure burning a US flag is considered protected by the First Amendment (though it totally wouldn’t surprise me if Trump tries to overturn that), and “cussing America out” definitely is. Calling for the death of the President, well…if anyone takes the threat seriously, that’s obviously a major crime. And if you “burn cars and loot store in protest” (just one store?) you’re probably going to jail, so you wouldn’t be waving any flags around then.

Kevin Badenoch #racist

Well, people who “come from cultures that don’t respect women” could possibly respect women themselves, ya know.

Donald J. Trump #conspiracy #wingnut #psycho

I think Archie Bunker would come to the conclusion that Donald Trump is the true “meathead”!

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

I think Democrats should immediately demand a ban on knives.

The implication being that Democrats are demanding a ban on guns? Well, I’m definitely a Democrat, and I’ve demanded no such thing. Gun controls, sure…and maybe the average civilian shouldn’t be able to buy a machine gun or something, but that’s hardly “demanding a ban on guns, period, full stop.”

Isabel Brown #transphobia

Back in my day, we didn’t have “AI chatbot teddy bears,” we had Teddy Ruxpin, the bear that you put a cassette tape into the back of and it would move along to and sorta lip-sync to it. I never had one, but I kinda wanted to, if only so I could put AC/DC or Metallica tapes or something into it, lol

Donald J. Trump #conspiracy #wingnut #psycho

@Anon-e-moose #243724

I have to disagree with what the last person in that image said…a comment like that is absolutely NOT “beneath him”!

Isabel Brown #transphobia

Los Enquirers #homophobia #transphobia #pratt

@Yutolia #243467

They think we ‘choose’ it because we’re being misled by Satan or we were abused by gays or lesbians as children.

Yeah, I’ve heard that before. It never made sense to me, because if that’s why people are LGBT, then it’s still not a choice, is it?

Brigit Hirsch (EPA spokesperson) #wingnut #pratt #conspiracy

the Great American Comeback

In the words of LL Cool J, don’t call it a comeback, I’ve been here for years…..

Los Enquirers #homophobia #transphobia #pratt

If being gay is a choice….then knowing how people discriminate against that, why the hell would anyone choose that?

Donald Trump and unnamed White House author #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

The 33-page exposition of Trump’s “America First” worldview appears to espouse the racist “great replacement” conspiracy theory, saying several countries risk becoming “majority non-European”

Holy crap, they’re coming this close to “saying the quiet part out loud”, aren’t they??

Anonymous #sexist #crackpot

Do men want to be raped? Absolutely.

Like was already said by a few people here….hell no! Even if it’s just “rape fantasy” we’re talking about, I’m definitely more into being the rapist than the raped. Though of course, anyone who I would indulge in those fantasies with (and I totally have) would be a “willing victim”!

Every time man puts pen to paper, when he “expresses” himself, he is crying for rape in some way.

What I’ve been reading more than anything for a good while now is “haremlit” books, where the male protagonist somehow or other ends up having multiple female partners. Most of the authors of those seem to be men, though I guess I don’t really know, maybe some of them are women writing under a “pen name”…but anyway, I don’t get how in any way someone would read those and come to the conclusion that the authors are “crying for rape”….

Benny Johnson #wingnut #conspiracy

There's no such thing as a conspiracy theory. I mean, that's a slur.

I don’t think “conspiracy theory” is a slur, that kinda makes no sense anyway…calling someone a “conspiracy theorist” could be a slur, but that’s a different thing, ain’t it? I mean, I could say “I think this guy and this other guy at my work are plotting to have me fired”…that would technically be a “conspiracy theory” wouldn’t it? (I think that may very well have happened at some places I’ve worked at in the past, lol)

Deeanna Windsor #fundie

the ends times times times

The end times are so nice, you had to say it thrice? Or is it like one of those old commercials for the upcoming “monster truck” show? “Sunday Sunday Sunday….at the Silllverdome!!!!”

Broken Hearted Mom #transphobia #ableist

Brilliant. Not autistic.

The implication being that those things are mutually exclusive? Well, fuck off then.

87dvhnk #sexist

@PMSFKS1 #243187

Well, I’m not entirely sure about my mom’s views on Trump, but my dad definitely is a Trump supporter. But at least he’s not one of the more loony sorts who we often see quoted on this very site. I’d definitely take as much of an issue with someone calling him “evil” as I would someone calling my mom that, anyway!

All mothers, and motherhood itself, are evil.

I’m a pretty mellow, easy-going guy in RL, but say that to my face, that my mother is evil, and see how that works out for you…

Tucker Carlson #homophobia #crackpot

Why is being gay better than not being gay?

Who the fuck has ever said that? I’ve never heard anyone say that myself. He’s just making up shit, ain’t he?

Tatsuya Ishida #transphobia #racist

I dunno, the “European” guy in panel #3 kinda looks like a badass. If I was assembling a team of cartoon characters to combat some evil forces, I’d rather have that guy on my side than not. He’s seen some shit, and done some shit, too.

I ain’t gonna lie, I might just be now imagining these characters as some sort of international crime-fighting force, lol. Except, ya know, they’re not just racist/sexist caricatures, they’re actually all badasses. “White American Patriot Girl” is the tech guy, I guess, and “Chosen” is the spy, cus he looks sneaky, and “Woman” is a sort of “trans femme fatale”…

Damnit, why does this guy’s art have to be actually freaking GOOD when he’s a total racist asshole?

Kassandra Stockmann #transphobia

There was one problem though. And that is the trans movement is not a rights based movement but an entitlements based one.

What’s the difference, really? Aren’t rights, by definition, things you’re….entitled to?

Really, though, I feel like this whole post was a long-winded way to say “I don’t like trans people.”

No_Poem_8106 #sexist

I feel like there's this rhetoric that if a man doesn't make feminism his highest priority he's automatically toxic.

I dunno, maybe this a just matter of semantics, but while I do consider myself a feminist, I don’t think I “make feminism my highest priority”, I try to treat people equally regardless of their sex or gender or whatever.

Jeezumcrow #racist #wingnut

Or, in other words…white liberals aren’t racist? OK, as a white liberal myself, I resemble that remark.

Nick Fuentes #wingnut #sexist #elitist #racist

Here's the role of the president: the president is the chief law enforcement officer of the country

No, the chief law enforcement officer of the US would be the Attorney General. I think if you’re even just talking about hypothetically being President, you maybe ought to know that.

FUENTES: Well, I would just take away the right to vote for tons of people. Women for sure, but also I'd raise the voting age to like, 25 in general. I would probably take away the right to vote for, you know, maybe people that have no stake, no skin in the game[…]
People with children, people that own property, people that are of a certain age, people that have had military service, people that speak English. You know, how about that? I mean, there would be some requirements that'd be introduced

I’m kinda surprised he didn’t mention “being white” among his requirements for voting rights.

VannesteLand #homophobia #fundie #wingnut

It’s not that I have anything against the LGBT+ community or the people part of it, I’m just very resentful of it being put into children’s media, be it a cartoon or not.

I’m trying to think of any way how being “resentful” of LGBT content in children’s media would NOT be indicative of being against them…but I ain’t coming up with anything.

@White__Rabbit #wingnut

For example, you're having a conversation with a friend and everything is fine until you mention something like, "Adolf Hitler was the good guy"

Well, that would never happen because nobody I would consider a friend would ever say that.

various commenters #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

<@KeithInc.> #242596

“Cant fix stupid, specially when virus' are a complete rouge, only exist in the minds of the delusional.”
Can’t.
Especially.
Viruses (who the fuck uses apostrophe for plural?).
You have to mean a ‘ruse’? Please? Maybe ‘rogue’?
But we’re the stupid ones. Right. Uh huh.

That jumped out at me right away too. Not really a good look to call people stupid when you’re (I think) misspelling a basic word and also completely failing at understanding how plurals work. I even Googled the word “rouge” to see if there was some meaning of that word I wasn’t aware of that would make sense there, but…nope. Maybe they meant viruses get you one point in Canadian football, lol.

St. Petersburg State University, Russian Orthodox Church’s legal department and Justice Ministry of the Russian Federation #wingnut #crackpot #pratt #conspiracy

In April, Russia introduced a new Explanatory Dictionary of the State Language of the Russian Federation

That sounds….double plus ungood.

ScottieMcDowell #pratt

Sometimes A Slave Can Still Be A Slave And It Not Meaning That You Have To Be Nasty And Beat Your Slave Mercilessly.
Sometimes It Can Mean A Relationship Between A Slave,
And A Kind Master.

Well, I think anyone who knows anything at all about the history of slavery should know that not all masters were “kind.” And of course a “kind” slave master is still ya know….a slave master! Something that IMO it’s only to call yourself if it’s in BDSM context! lol

Anon #sexist

one could crudely summarize every source of human misery as a byproduct of abstract intelligence

Damn, I didnt even finish one sentence and my eyes were glazing over with boredom. If you’re gonna be sexist wackjob, I guess it’s too much to ask that you know to write, too?

Myron Gaines #sexist #wingnut

Chillturtleguy #dunning-kruger #fundie

Which God? and don’t say “the Christian God” because you all have different ideas about who he is.

Pete Hegseth, Lee Zeldin, etc. #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt #fundie

various commenters #wingnut #racist

Culture is genetic.

I read a lot of dumb things in this quote, but that might just be the dumbest of them all. Culture isn’t genetic, it’s based on what you grew up around. Sure, those often coincide, but not necessarily. Like if there’s a white kid who grew up with a black family or vice versa, they’ll probably be immersed in that culture.

I don’t remember the guy’s name now, but there was some comedian I saw on TV years and years ago, Asian by birth. Like if you just looked at him, you would say “OK, this guy’s Japanese or something”…but basically his whole shtick was based around how he grew up in Texas, presumably with a white family. But when he talked he sounds like John Wayne or something, lol

Vox Day and Candace Owens #conspiracy #transphobia

Declan Finn #homophobia #sexist #ableist #pratt

Gay folk are maybe 3% of the population, I don’t need them to be 50% of the characters in media.

Are they really “50% characters in media”? Somehow I doubt the accuracy of that statistic. Then again, though, I don’t keep tabs on that sort of thing, since it doesn’t bother me.

Ray Comfort #fundie

Ah, I see that of course, Ray is suffering from that strange delusion common to fundies where they think atheists actually believe in God (and somehow it’s always the Christian version) but we just I guess, SAY we don’t because we want to disobey or something??

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

And I was asked, via email, to purchase a tuxedo for my daughter. I refused. My daughter attended the celebration in a tuxedo, against our wishes.

Even putting aside the fact that your so-called “daughter” is transgender…cisgender females wearing tuxedos is totally a real thing.

Apple Sky #conspiracy

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The power lines over Lake Pontchartrain in Louisiana. Where, ya know, you can literally SEE the fucking curvature.