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chuck in st paul #fundie moonbattery.com

[On global warming.]

There doesn't seem to be one data set presented to the public that has not been twisted into submission to AGW alarmists. What a cluster f*k.

In the mean time, the politicians are STILL going around trying to arrange a world tax and an international government that is not elected by the peoples of the world. And... surprise, surprise, America is supposed to shoulder most of the costs.

I am so done with this charade. It IS time for the tar and feathers. Personally I'd like to see boiling in oil and burning at the stake revived.

single stack #fundie moonbattery.com

Pinochet not only voluntarily surrendered power after he defeated the Marxist terrorists in Chile, he was elected to the Chilean Senate-twice.
Some blood thirsty brute, huh? He wasn't the monster the lefty scum has convinced everyone he was. He should be applauded for literally putting everything on the line to fight tyranny.

Nunya #conspiracy moonbattery.com

Either you guys are still too naive, or I'm too cynical to believe that honest elections (or Democrats leaving office graciously at all) will ever happen anymore.

From this day forward, every Democrat will be ACORNed into office whether they win the vote or not.

You think we were screwed over in November 2008? You ain't seen nothin' yet.

I hope to God I'm wrong, but I get a bad feeling that I'm not...

Wyatt's Torch #fundie moonbattery.com

We can (and must) destroy the credibility of the left...marginalize and humiliate them until "progressives" would rather be caught torturing small animals and children rather than be labeled a "liberal".

This is possible (ever heard of "shunning"?), as not that many years ago being called a communist was akin to being fingered as the love child of Adolf and Eva.

The Union forever!

Wyatt's Torch #fundie moonbattery.com

We vote here in California...over and over, in the most liberal of liberal states, with the gayest of gay cities...and STILL most people do not feel that gay marriage should be allowed. Even here, we kind of get it that JUST LIKE GLOBAL WARMING, GAY MARRIAGE IS NOT ABOUT MARRIAGE.

But these relentless iconoclasts will never, ever, ever, ever, ever let this go. Well, NOTE TO GAY ICONOCLASTS: neither will we...or to quote every leftist that voted for Obama "We won, you lost, get over it."

Aussie-john #fundie moonbattery.com

[On the Haitian earthquake.]

If we are just 'evolved' pond scum, why bother helping anyone in Haiti, let alone anywhere else? (You know, survival of the fittest...)

It is because we have a God given sense of morality that evolution does not and can not explain. Do you have a sense of right and wrong? If so, where did it come from...?

Carmen #racist moonbattery.com

B. Hussein was BORN an epic failure - his parents were failures, his wife is a failed lawyer (affirmative action anyone?). He is now living out his destiny - at our expense. What an embarrassment this doofus is - he is such a pussy he cannot say I S L A M out loud. He thinks the muslim prayer is PRETTY. He is a sadistic usurper. So glad all the touchy feely libs got their rocks off voting for a moron solely on his skin color - thanks schmucks!!

Smorfia48 #fundie moonbattery.com

It was amongst "intellectuals" that Communism found its most enthusiastic supporters; the people who shilled for them, denied their numerous absurdities and atrocities and championed such regimes long after it was obvious to everyone else that they sucked serious balls were the "intellectual" elite.

And it's not just Communism's Western cheerleaders either: The 20th Century's greatest mass murderers Pol Pot (in terms of ratio of population) and Mao (by sheer numbers killed) both acquired their Communist activism while studying at Paris and Beijing universities respectively.

Outside of shilling for totalitarian dictators, the intelligentsia's reality dodging treasonsous dumbassery doesn't diminish, even when their nations are facing imminent destruction: even when Britain stood alone against Germany in 1940, when the Wermacht was 12 miles from the coast and the Luftwaffe was bombing the crap out of its cities, Orwell noted with disgust that certain "intellectuals" still couldn't bring themselves to support their nation's war efforts, seemed to get a grim satisfaction from every Allied setback, refused to believe the Axis could be defeated long after it was obvious to everyone else they couldn't win and even opposed America sending troops to Britain, believing they were really there to suppress an imminent prolaterian revolution (to which he remarked that "one has to belong to the intelligentsia to believe something like that. A normal person could never be such a fool").

Oh, and if you want to see the "intellectual" left's contribution to infant mortality rates, read up on what happened thanks to their campaign against DDT.

Wyatt's Torch #fundie moonbattery.com

NOTE TO LEFTISTS: Change your "cause", since any IDIOT is now aware that "global warming" has been outed.

It's a lie.

It's not man-caused.

It's FREEZING OUTSIDE.

It's all about MONEY and "re-distribution of wealth".

So find a new crusade, OK. Seriously.

You really DO look like idiots now.

The polar bears are fine.

Really

TrickleUpPolitics #fundie moonbattery.com

This matter of choice. Ah, yes, choice is the word the abortionists prefer because it sounds so mild. But when the choice is to murder or not murder, that doesn't sound so mild. The point at which the choice should have been made is 1)whether to have sex and 2) whether to have unprotected sex. To murder the creation as an inconvenience is .....murder. And it's so ironic that pro-abortionists are also against the death penalty. There's some consistent principles for you. Murder the innocent but do not execute the guilty. As for whether the man should have anything to say about it, if you were having sex with your mate inside of a loving marriage, both of you would decide when to have a child, and yes the man would have a say. To pretend that only women should have a choice about a human life that they could not conceive on their own is just....pretend.

John Galt #fundie moonbattery.com

[Re. a person whose girlfriend had an abortion.]

LOL! Hitler is proud of his little socialist. If he would kill his own child, he would have no issue throwing other children in the oven. You are a sick puppy. Hell, even the muzzie terror animals don't kill their unborn. Yall set a new low for humanity. Over 49 MILLION abortions since 1973 in the USofA. Wow, you telling me that children cannot get health care in the US. You are a fukin liar and a hypocrite yourself. If your child was alive, and didn't have health care insurance, you could go to the Health Department or any government assisted health clinic or hospital and it would be taken care of on the government tit. But your child didn't get that option,,, dit it?

Wyatt's Torch #fundie moonbattery.com

...[M]y goal for 2010 is to discredit these vermin so bad that just the THOUGHT of being labeled a "progressive" or "environmentalist" or "liberal" will send someone scurrying under the rug like cockroaches when the lights are turned on.

I want them to feel FEAR like they've never imagined. "Oh, NO NO NO!! You've got it all WRONG! I was NEVER one of those awful liberal people who lied about Global Warming or anything like that! I listen to Rush Limbaugh! No, it wasn't me!"

Marginalize them until they're looked upon with just a bit more contempt than the SS Totenkopfverbande. Silence them for the next 100 years.

John Galt #fundie moonbattery.com

[Re. a person who admitted to having an abortion.]

It is a choice to go to the store. It's a choice to have sex. It's a choice to take anothers life. Your choice wasn't justified, no matter your excuse. I have worked around some sorry bastards in my life,, PMOI, mujadeen, Muslim animals, but you are the only person I have heard of admitting to murdering a child.

Beef #fundie moonbattery.com

As Obama said in his response to the underwear bomber incident:

"Blay blah blah ummm blah blah extremists blah blah power blah umm bah blah"

Obama will never pursue Al Qaeda as agressively as the Bush administration, in part beacause deep down he kind of thinks they have a point with all this Great Satan stuff, but mostly because it's not all important to his base. The kind of extremists they care about have "God Bless America" bumper stickers on their F-150's and express reservations about carbon taxes, gay marriage and taxpayer funded abortions for pre-teens. Those are the kind of people you need to keep your eye on.

dave #fundie moonbattery.com

"Obama More Aggressive Than Bush Against Al Qaeda"

These dipshitocrats are are trying to make Barack Insane Obama MMMM MMMM MMMM, look tough because I have noticed that since this IRON HANDED PRESIDENT stole the office the rag head terrorists have stepped up attacks and have drawn blood. If flight 253 was a successful operation then it would be curtains for this administration and the rodents that follow them. He's sounding a little tougher now because the last attempted attack left shit stains in those pink bloomers of his. He can sound tougher all he wants but right now he's just running that mouth of his with his eloquent news conferences. Think he's going to push back at the terrorist? I'll bet he just slaps their widdle hinny's.

Does Obama have to read the terrorist their right before attacking?

Talk is cheap.

Gregory of Yardale #fundie moonbattery.com

God Laughs at Al Gore... Again

By now you have heard, of course, that the Copenhagen Global Warming conference is getting hit by a snowstorm.

You might think this is no big deal, I mean Copenhagen is part of Scandinavia, right? And Scandinavia is cold, right? (Well, you might be thinking that unless you went to a public school and took 'Dealing with Feelings of Transgenderedness/Fisting 101' instead of Geography.) But Copenhagen normally has a mild climate, and has only seen a white Christmas (Solstice for you atheists who celebrate pagan holidays because they're more rational) seven times in the last century.

There is such a thing as the Gore Effect.

The so-called Gore Effect happens when a global warming-related event, or appearance by the former vice president and climate change crusader, Al Gore, is marked by exceedingly cold weather or unseasonably winter weather.
For instance, in March, 2007, a Capitol Hill media briefing on the Senate's new climate bill was cancelled due to a snowstorm.
On Oct. 22, Gore's global warming speech at Harvard University coincided with near 125-year record-breaking low temperatures. And less than a week later, on Oct. 28, the British House of Commons held a marathon debate on global warming during London's first October snowfall since 1922.

I really don't get how people can't believe in God. There's just way too much of this kind of thing going on in the world, if you pay attention to it. Maybe Al Gore should try reading God some of his poetry

Fiberal #fundie moonbattery.com

Great. Just great. Now we have full-blown socialism.

Passage of ObamaCare does it. This is how socialism works, comrades.

Liberals, socialists, communists pursuing power will work while you're in a football coma during the holidays...they are working this year all the way up to Christmas eve.

When will you learn?

Liberals Never Ever Stop.

They work everywhere and all the time; they work from Copenhagen to D.C. to your local government approving another Mosque. They are working Christmas morning. They are working now.


And they work especially hard when its cold outside and you're ensconced in your unwashed couch comforter, watching football, eating, screaming at your kids and eating.


Millions of you can get up and drag yourselves and your kids to football games over and over. But only a few thousand can make it to a one-time tea party. And at a critical time when BO's healthcare bill is going to get passed in cloture and then in fact... nothing. No teaparties, nothing. Not a peep from the delicate battlefront.

Well, I hope you're happy with yourselves and your civic participation, your awareness of the issues, your votes (or lack thereof) and your BO Messiah and your weak, spineless Republicans and your mindless John McCain, because now you get to celebrate your socialized medicine, comrades.

Gregory of Yardale #fundie moonbattery.com

You know how abortion apologists often claim that abortion is a difficult "heart-wrenching" decision for a woman, and they deeply understand the troubling consequences?

It's a load of crap. They don't believe any of it. It's just crocodile sympathy to give them the appearance of giving a damn. In the end, it's all about sexual gratification without consequences, and Big Abortion's lust for blood money.

AtomicLibSmasher #fundie moonbattery.com

Could it also be though that the [abortion] "doctors" are trying to lie to themselves by repeating the mantra "It's not a baby" (then what the hell is it? A rutabaga?)?

Either way it's all part of the dehumanizing process. Hitler didn't view the Jews as fully human either.

Wyatt's Torch #fundie moonbattery.com

[M]y dad's family is FROM the middle east. I KNOW these people. You think Abu Ghraib is a RECRUITING TOOL? They LOVE you thinking that.

These "people" understand one thing: power. If we'd have nuked Medina or Mecca after 9-11...I truly mean if we'd have said "OK, you Moslems hit the WTC? Here you go...!" and literally dropped nuclear weapons on Mecca and turned it into Pyrex, I guarantee you two things. First, respect (that's right...RESPECT) from the Islamic world. Second, no more terrorist attacks on the U.S. (And as an added side benefit, no place for Moslems to pray to!)

Harsh? You bet. What I would enjoy doing? No. But we're dealing with a culture you don't understand...one that is brutal beyond your comprehension.

Sorry...I don't make the rules. War is hell.

lvb-rocks #fundie moonbattery.com

The Catholic Church expressly calls in vitro fertilization and artificial insemination grave sins for the very reasons being debated in this thread -- messing with human conception, starting with artificial birth control, opens the door to the very problems we face today -- abortion, embryonic research and disposal, etc. The encyclical, Humanae Vitae (1968), has been vindicated to the letter for its wisdom and prophetic vision. It is undeniable that the Church's stance on Human Life is correct moral, ethical, psychological and physical teaching for the benefit of society and the happiness of the individual.

Saw a bumper sticker that I'm sure the lefties here would love: '6 Billion Miracles Are Enough.' That sums up the difference between the two sides on the issue of the sanctity and value of human life. Why liberals need to profess their philosophy in the form of dozens of bumper stickers is beyond me, but this one displayed such hubris that it really stood out. A friend said that the driver (a woman in her 20s) must have had some real issues -- I said that the issue may simply have been that she attended the local university.

It really is a battle between the culture of life and the culture of death. Think about it, the Catholic Church sees fit to utilize 2000 years of true wisdom and deep philosophical history to produce profound writings on the value Life and human happiness. And the cult of progress seeks to alter or destroy life at every turn (abortion, euthanasia, duty to die, cloning, embryonic stem cell research, population control), and writes clever and shallow conjectures that appeal only to the dark mind of self-described intellectual left.

Mr. Anon #wingnut #racist #homophobia moonbattery.com

Liberals lied about the Hart-Celler Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965, which abolished the national quota system in favor of lotteries and family reunification. Hart, Celler, Ted Kennedy, and Hubert Humphery claimed that it would not alter the ethnic and racial makeup of this country. It has.

Many of these same liberals lied about the Immigration Reform and Control Act of 1986 (Reagan signed that one, by the way) - they said it would once and for all end illegal immigration to this country by granting amnesty to the 3 million illegal aliens here at the time. There are now anywhere from 12 - 20 million illegal aliens (no one knows for certain).

Liberals told us that Affirmative Action would not lead to hiring quotas. It did.

Twenty years ago, homosexual activists themsleves laughed at the very idea that the gay rights movement would lead to gay marriage. Now, redifining marriage is their primary aim. Now they claim that redefining marriage to include gay marriage will not lead to legalization of polygamy. This is a transparent lie - hollywood is already trying to normalize polygamy, with shows like "Big Love", just like they started normalizing homosexuality with movies and TV shows thirty years ago.

Left-wing politics is built upon lying.

AlphaOmega #conspiracy moonbattery.com

The Green Movement is simply the New Red. The USA wanted to implement a Global Government since at least WW1. More to the point Communism and the Green Movement are one in the same. Communism is not a "Government" but is a Population Control & Disposal system that is implemented by a government. What has happened is that the USA has been overrun by Communists and Communist Sympathizers who are beholden to this Global Government that has been in control as it says for two years now. Your mistake is to believe that this Word Government is WEAK. Once it starts collecting taxes we become its bitches. The dissolution of borders, redistribution of wealth and destruction of the family unit are in fact the primary goals of the Communist population control and disposal system that the world is going to face.

Duke #wingnut moonbattery.com

I'm getting to like Sarah [Palin] more every day: She looks and talks like the rest of the normal people in America, and whenever she opens her mouth another hundred or so liberal heads explode.

I'm guessing the libs hate her with such passion because she's a regular American, capable of debunking just about all of the talking points they aim at the drooling, uneducated union goons and community activists. She's not "properly educated" in the minds of the ego-centric leftist propaganda aparatchiks in the formerly main-stream media, and she was a highly effective administrator as Governor of America's largest state.

Nunya #fundie moonbattery.com

"separation of church and state," wherever that term originated, means freedom OF religion, NOT freedom FROM religion.

You know, like Leftists support the right of radical homicidal Muslims and eco-terrorists to practice their faith? American Christians and Jews, by virtue of BEING American, deserve and are entitled that same right. Without harassment or interference.

It's uh, a big part of what the Founders of America wanted: freedom to practice whatever religion you wanted, or to practice no religion. Not having an official state-sanctioned religion like Britain does (the Anglican church) was a main reason why we broke away from them over 200 years ago.

I dunno why Liberals still can't grasp that concept.

SK #fundie moonbattery.com

I blame Muslim terror attacks on the fact that we simply aren't killing enough them (Muslim terrorists) in the GWOT.

That and bleeding heart traitors crying like little old ladies when those people, who are threats or potential threats to our national safety, are made to surrender information to our forces and intelligence services.

These things and the PC infected nation we live in led to the Ft. Hood Massacre.

You can thank Islam and their liberal enablers in the West who, in a nation with Sharia Law, would not be shown one jot or tittle the mercy that these Leftist cretins shower our enemies with.

Fiberal #fundie moonbattery.com

I was always a bit confused about why BO would empathize with murderous muslims.

I mean with the money, adulation, position and power, all of which were given to him one way or the other under a broad affirmative action umbrella that recognizes only degree of melanin in an individual, in order to shower such gifts without expectation of quality, competency, return in productivity, wisdom, grace or gratitude...why would he bother?

Then it hit me.

He's a liberal.

TED #fundie moonbattery.com

Compared to the pukes in the Whitehouse American patriots are terrorists and have been since 2001. The left have positioned themselves WITH the radical Muslims and that is what we have for a president thanks to the anti-American Democrats.

Smorfia48 #fundie moonbattery.com

"science flies people to the moon, religion flies people into buildings."

Atheists (or at least members of secular anti-religious political groups) have, in fact, carried out a disproportionate number of suicide bombings throughout modern history.

Bill S. #fundie moonbattery.com

When will we wake up? Muslims will never be good and loyal Americans (or citizens of any western nation for that matter). They are muslims first and foremost; where they live is just a place to rest and crap on the locals. I say we round them (muslims) up along with all the ileagals and deport them to a point about one thousand miles east of my home of Virginia. The United States are for those who where born here or came here in accordance with the law. Perhaps our European friends could take a similar approach and send their muslims to the same place where they can all tread water together.

Arch Conservative #fundie #psycho moonbattery.com

[The European Court of Human Rights bans crucifixes in Italian classrooms.]

If the Holy Father were to call a Crusade, I would put my business on hold, kiss goodbye my wife and kids, take up my claymore (a two handed scottish broadsword), and march on Brussels to behead every single Eurocrat. I believe in the direct approach when dealing with evil.

Jimbo #fundie moonbattery.com

Homos can't handle any one's opinion but their own, so they use threats and violence to shut people up. (YES, violence!)

Now tell me - how are radical faggots different than Nazis? They love to wear uniforms (with the back of the pants cut out), they hate free speech, they hate God, they hate heterosexuals, they hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.

Any dipshit liberal troll who can defend radical faggotry is a sick, sick son-of-a-whore.

Burnt Rentals #wingnut #homophobia moonbattery.com

[Re. The Matthew Shepard & James Byrd, Jr. Hate Crimes Prevention Act]

Attention freedom-loving Americans:

Avoid homosexuals at all costs! If you happen to be in the vacinity of a homosexual, you are at risk of being haulded off to jail if you look at them the wrong way.

If you value your freedom and good reputation, DO NOT allow yourself to be sent to the heterosexual gulag simply by disagreeing with the homosexual lifestile, which is where this will eventually lead.

The best way to avoid this is to avoid the hell out of any homosexual. Your life depends on it.

Shooter1001 #racist moonbattery.com

I've seen checkout women with their hair covered in the moslem style over at the [Home Depot] near me.

I'm offended! I don't want to be reminded about that child molesting sand monkey who these murderers call a prophet! Take that ridiculous towel off your head, lady or go to work in a mosque.

KHarn #fundie moonbattery.com

Once again, I have to ask "why do lesbians look so damn MANLY?". Since they "like women", you would think that they would be the most FEMININE creatures on Earth!

Maybe they're really closet straights, or maybe "gender nutrality" has screwed them up.

Van Helsing #conspiracy moonbattery.com

Not only will employers be forced in effect to give hiring preference to weirdos, they will be compelled to indulge weirdness on the job — at the expense of normal people. For example, the bill grants transvestites the right to use whatever restroom they please. As Concerned Women for America notes, "female employees would have to endure both systematic sexual harassment and a hostile work environment by being forced to share bathroom facilities with male employees who get their jollies from wearing a dress, high heels and lipstick."

Jay B. #conspiracy moonbattery.com

It doesn't matter anymore, he could be from from Congo and his real BC found and printed all over the place. The Liberal establishment already made sure anyone questionning it would be tarred as both a racist and a "Birther". I'm so disgusted of politics...

V the K #fundie moonbattery.com

The alternative to believing in God is believing that the universe spontaneously popped into existence 16 billion years ago, out of nothing, for no reason, and is held together by a magical substance called 'dark matter,' whose existence has never been proven, but which scientists insist must exist because their models of the universe don't work without it.

And, by the way, human life exists only because of a random series of accidents whose probability is approximately equal to the odds of hitting the Powerball every week for a thousand years.

The same scientists who recently had to revise their count of dinosaur species because they had counted juvenile, adolescent, and adult fossils from the same species as three distinct species. (Oopsie)

But remember, science is infallible. Religion is just kooky. (Love thy neighbor, what a load!)

The thing about Christianity is that done properly it requires discipline, self-control, generosity, and constant study. Obviously, it's easier to stand outside and throw stones at Christians than it is to actually gain an understanding of it.

chairman soetoro's oprichniki #racist moonbattery.com

[Re. Christopher Columbus]

"...and how CAN you discover something that Indians DISCOVERED thousands of years before hand"

With ships. If the Indians wanted to take credit, they should have written it down. Camp fire tales and crayon drawings don't count. Savages don't count. They're just part of the scenery. History is based on the written record, of civilizations. not humpy dwelling, story tellers. If one couldn't be bothered inventing the wheel, why should one get credit for merely shuffling onto a paddock? The Bison did that too.

jc14 #conspiracy moonbattery.com

Yeah, trust Wikipedia to give you the Lib slant, the whole Lib slant, and only the Lib slant. Mark Levin is now on a crusade to shine the light of day on these cockroaches (check out the 3rd hour, especially, of his show on Monday, Oct. 5th, for a good primer on how Wicked-pedia (his phrase) operates to slime anyone to the right of Fidel Castro/Robert Mugabe/Hugo Chavez).

TED #wingnut #racist #fundie #homophobia moonbattery.com

Difference Between Liberals and Conservatives

If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Liberal doesn't like guns, they believe no one should have one.

If a Conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A Liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly enjoys life. If a Liberal is homosexual, they loudly demand legislated respect.

If a Conservative is a minority , he sees himself as independently successful. Their Liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A Liberal wants all churches to be silenced.

If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A Liberal demands that his neighbors pay for his.

If a Conservative disagrees with a Liberal president, he is called a racist. When a Liberal disagrees with a Conservative president, it's patriotic dissent.

Fred Dawes #racist moonbattery.com

[RSTDT & CTSTDT?]

French president sarkozy is dead right we have a muslim guy by the name of Obama and he will lead us all right into hell.

1. A Real move to have a global currency coming right to you.
2. obama is all for the ideals of total black facism and all its ideals here inside the USA
3. Obama is leading our military right into a dead end war that will end up as a total defeat and that is what this muslim wants the USA In total civil war so he and his friends can make a killing move just as it was planned by the bin laden monkeys. soon many people will understand this fact but by the time the camps will be full of the American people and this nation will be full of third world monkey to do the real bidding of evil doers like this banana terrorists obama.

Paul H #fundie moonbattery.com

[On teaching kids about environmentalism.]

Our church teamed up with the local public schools to run a day camp this summer. They ran the curriculum and supplied the teachers and funding. We supplied the facilities and administration. What we ended up with with an environmental cook's dream. My boys came home and started packratting capri sun juice box garbage to make one of those stupid "upcycle" bags.

It took me 3 weeks to deprogram them from all that. The result, our church will not be working with the school system again. Lesson learned.

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