You know all of these effeminate homosexuals need to have their face smashed into the floor the way these people lie so brazenly just kind of sickening like they treated trump with kid gloves I'm like man does leftism just require complete denial of objective reality like if a leftist was told that trump said the sky was blue they say it was green
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Holy run-on sentence, Batman!
Also, I think he doesn’t understand what “treating with kid gloves” means.
I don’t have the faintest idea why anyone would accuse Honest Don of mendacity. How can people be so deluded and dishonest?? Anyone with a half-functional BS detector, a shred of integrity, and not handicapped with Trump Derangement Syndrome (which, BTW, has recently been recognized by the APA and is to be included in DSM-VI, as a Facebook post by Cucker Tarlson confirmed last week) knows that God-Emperor Donald “I consider myself to be the father of fertilization” Trump never, NEVER lies, AT ALL, let alone brazenly.
Two doctors enter a hospital room where Sargon's wife's son lies in a coma.
Doctor #1: “What happened to him?”
Doctor #2: “Someone told him that treating somebody with kid gloves does NOT mean being overly harsh with them, it means the exact opposite!”
@TheKingOfRhye #212018 @Malingspann #212048
I think that the properly punctuated version of this quote would be: You know all of these effeminate homosexuals need to have their face smashed into the floor? The way these people lie so brazenly just kind of sickening. Like “They treated Trump with kid gloves.” I'm like, “Man does leftism just require complete denial of objective reality? Like if a leftist was told that Trump said the sky was blue, they say it was green?”
So basically, he considers ‘They treated Trump with kid gloves’ to be a brazen lie.
@Percy_Jelley #212022
Wow! I heard the sarcasm in that even before I started reading it! Well done on internet tone!
@Malingspann #212061
Because after all, a koala eats, shoots, and leaves, right?
“like if a leftist was told that trump said the sky was blue they say it was green”
Thing is, Trump lies even when the truth would serve him better. IFF Trump said the sky was blue, we’d say, “Huh. Okay, that’s one. He got one.”
MORE likely, he’s say ‘green,’ then when called on it say he’d SAID ‘clean’ but evil democrat bastards doctored the video. And by ‘green’ he MEANT IAW Envoronmentalist Politics. So, again, clean. But he never said green, you liars, fake news.
You may find a few of them might turn around and smash your face if you tried it, gays are not as limp wristed as you might think. But you're so tough blathering on SewerFarms. 😜
Also Trump Trump Trump... Already I'm so sick of hearing about him!
@Citizen_Justin #212052
OK, that makes more sense. Punctuation is important, ya know….like there’s a difference between “Let’s eat, Grandma!” and “Let’s eat Grandma!”
@TheKingOfRhye #212203
Or the difference between “I’d like to thank my parents, God and Jesus” and “I’d like to thank my parents, God, and Jesus”
It’s why I personally get my knickers in a twist whenever I see someone NOT use that second comma.
@KZadBhat #212070
The non-Bowdlerized version of the damned joke is correctly punctuated. (… eats bushes, shoots, and leaves.)
Sorry, pet peeve.
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