How can you go to church and pray when you’re wearing a mask? Do you think God can hear your prayers through a mask?
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…If almighty god cannot hear you praying through a face mask, then methinks god needs a hearing aid. Understandable, at that age, but it does make me afraid god is also at the age to go senile. Maybe god could also use some prescription glasses, considering his aim is all over the place.
I mean, is this even supposed to be an actual argument, and not a parody?
“Do you think God can hear your prayers through a mask?”
Holy fuck if he supposedly can’t, then why the fuck were you bothering to pray to him in the first place?
Given his past, I am actually surprised Bakker wasn’t, instead, trying to sell special Jesus-Certified-Prayer masks along with his “survival foods.” As it is, though, perhaps his god needs a hearing aid.
I remember Mark Twain’s little story about the things Christains pray for OUT LOUD being the opposite of what they actually ask for in their heads, and how amused the celestial beings got over the fact.
God is all seeing right? So you should be able to pray with a mask on and God will see it. Right?
Is Bakker seriously saying his all seeing, all knowing all powerful God can't hear though a piece of cloth?
My answer: YES!
Deity (of many names, faces and forms), the Great Consciousness of all that is that made all and is all, is not going to be limited by a piece of cloth. How limited must your idea of the Supreme Deity be, Baker?
Deity can read thoughts and knows everyone’s soul. A piece of cloth won’t limit the Divine’s ability to hear the word, thoughts and desires of the adherent.
If I can hear what a masked person is saying, so can Deity.
So go ahead, GOP idiots, thin your numbers with Covid while everyone else wears masks and gets vaccines. It’ll make the Progressive Future come faster! Good riddance!
Funny, if God is both omnipotent and omniscient, then why can't he hear quiet or even silent prayers?
Wait, shouting your prayers in public isn't really about God, it's about showboating.
Mike 'The MyPillow Pillock' Lindell made masks. Indeed: from March 2020 devoted 75% of his factory's production to such:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4QgdLQd12w
(17th April 2020):
Mike Lindell converted 75% of his MyPillow factories to mask making. Mike’s goal is to produce over 50,000 masks a day at his factories. At a press briefing at the White House with President Donald Trump, Mike Lindell gave a speech announcing what his company was doing to solve mask shortages
(PROTIP: All the support/anti-Leftism from commenters)
Can't see them being equally supportive/pro-you, considering what you've done in the past, Jimbo.
Fundie Fight!
https://www.thewrap.com/mike-lindell-masks-mypillow/
Welp, considering how Dominion Voting Systems is suing you for over $1 billion, I'd say that what the Delta Variant's doing to the South: probably due to a lack of sales by Covidiots - or not - in those states is the least of your problems, Mikey-boy.
As you'll probably end up giving your entire company to them.
Newsmax says 'Thank you, Mistress Dominion: please may I have another...?! '
You do know what omniscient means, Jimmy? Probably not, since you seem to think God wouldn’t know about all your dodgy dealings, over decades. You must think he’s as gullible as those supposedly made in his image, whom you have conned.
His old memoir, I Was Wrong …image I was Wrong… SUCKERS!
The wrong Baker croaked, IMHO. Tammy Faye turned out to be a pretty cool lady in the end (who divorced the heck outta Jim’s hinder) but she’s the one who died from cancer while Jim lives another day to be stupid.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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